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I was a child once.
Fui una niña una vez...
Alright, into the stories! XD
Muy bien! A las historias!
I was a good kid growing up.
Yo era una buena niña al crecer.
I did what my parent said, followed their rules, ate what they put on my plate,
Hice lo que decían mis padres, seguí sus reglas, comía lo que ponían en mi plato,
maybe a bit too well...
tal vez un poco demasiado bien
*flashback to the green bean incident*
Flashback al incidente de judías verdes.
*TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE* My mum told me that when I was a small toddler, sometimes I'd have horrible tantrums and rip all the sheets off my bed and sweep everything on my shelves onto the floor in an emotional outrage.
Mi mamá me dijo que cuando era pequeña A veces tenía rabietas terribles y arrancaba todas las sábanas de mi cama y tiraba todo lo de mis estanterías al suelo
She'd have to crack my door open afterwards and say "Are ya done?" so she could help me put everything back.
En un ataque de ira emocional Ella tenía que abrir la puerta y decir: "¿Has terminado?" Para que pudiera ayudarme a ordenar todo.
If I wasn't, she'd lock me in my room for a bit longer as I continued being
Si no lo estaba, ella me encerraría en mi habitación por un poco más de tiempo
and indignant little tornado and try again in ten minutes.
Mientras yo seguía siendo un pequeño tornado indignado y volver a intentarlo dentro de diez minutos.
I've grown out of phase, luckily.
Ya superé esa fase, por suerte.
I'm so conditioned to want to follow the rules and not do anything bad *angel child* that people on multiple occasions have told me;
Estoy tan condicionada a querer seguir las reglas y no hacer nada malo que la gente en múltiples ocasiones me han dicho
"Jaiden, you're so good all the time. You've got to be rebellious every once in while!" And I say,
"Jaiden, eres tan buena todo el tiempo, tienes que ser rebelde de vez en cuando," y digo,
"No..." "Is that a start?"
"No." Es eso un comienzo?
I was such an obedient kid, I've only been grounded once in my entire life, and that story is... pretty pathetic.
Era una niña tan obediente. Sólo he sido castigada una vez en toda mi vida, y esa historia es
I was maybe six at the time and my parents were going out for date night or whatever to get out of the house.
bastante patética Tal vez tenía 6 en ese momento, y mis padres iban a salir por la noche o lo que sea para salir de la casa
Understandable. Jaxon was a pretty exhausting kid to deal with.
Comprensible. Jax era un niño bastante agotador de tratar.
So they left us with a babysitter.
Así que nos dejaron con una niñera.
Now as a kid, having a babysitter is emotionally conflicting.
Ahora, para un niño, tener una niñera es emocionalmente conflictivo
On one hand, you don't want this rando middle school kid to be telling you what to do.
Por un lado, no quieres que este chico cualquiera de secundaria te diga que hacer.
Go to bed, PSHHHH, you're not my mum, You're not even old enough to go to the bathroom at school without asking for permission.
¿Acostarse? Pff. No eres mi madre. Ni siquiera eres lo suficientemente mayor para ir al baño en la escuela sin pedir permiso.
Don't tell me what to do. But on the other hand...
No me digas qué hacer. Pero en la otra mano,
Babysitters lets you get away with WAY more than your parents.
las niñeras te permiten salirte con la tuya más que tus padres.
Oh, yeah, mum always lets us have three Oreos. It's okay, it's fine. Don't worry.
Oh, sí, mamá siempre nos permite tener tres galletas Oreo. Está bien, no hay problema. No te preocupes
*snickering* Heh... Normally, we only get two Oreos. hehe, we're so sneaky...
Normalmente, sólo tenemos dos galletas Oreo.
It was getting late that night and before it was my bedtime,
Somos tan astutos. Se estaba haciendo tarde esa noche y antes de que fuera mi hora de dormir,
I wanted to play outside on our rickety little playset.
Yo quería jugar al aire libre en nuestro pequeño parque de juegos
Now, I'd already gotten ready for bed.
Pero, ya me había preparado para ir a la cama
I was in my pajamas and brushed my teeth, but I figured it's not past my bedtime yet, so everything's fair game.
Yo estaba en mi pijama y me lavé los dientes, pero me di cuenta que aún no había pasado mi hora de dormir
So the babysitter watched me swing on the swings for like five minutes and then go down the slide one time.
por lo que era justo. Por lo que la niñera me observó columpiarme en los columpios por como 5 minutos. y luego tirarme por el tobogán una vez.
In the morning when my parents were back, I woke up and they were like, "You're in trouble.".
Por la mañana, cuando mis padres estaban de vuelta, Me desperté y estaban como "estás en problemas".
"Did I do something?
¿He hecho algo?
What do you think you did?
¿Qué piensas que hiciste?
"I don't know." Why do adults say that to children by the way? I don't know, seems like you don't even know what I did and they're trying to get me to rat myself out. :| "The babysitter told us,
N-No lo sé. ¿Por qué los adultos le dicen eso a los niños, a propósito? "¿Qué piensas que hiciste?" No lo sé, parece que ni siquiera tú sabes que hice y estás tratando de conseguir que me inculpe. Tu niñero nos dijo
that last night,
que ayer por la noche
you played in the backyard in your pajamas." >:(
Jugaste en el patio trasero en pijama.
wat.
¿Qué?
"We don't want you playing outside in your pajamas.
No queremos que juegues afuera en pijama
You're grounded tomorrow."
Estás castigada mañana.
"WHAT THE FU-"
Que mier-
So I was grounded for a day because I played outside in my pajamas...
Así que fui castigada por un día porque jugué afuera en pijama.
But I cheated like five minutes of TV by sneak watching from around the corner, so who's the rebellious one now?
Pero hice trampa como cinco minutos de televisión por sumersión mirando desde la esquina, así que ¿quién es el rebelde ahora?
There's this golf course a block or two down from my house that had a little lake
Hay este campo de golf a una manzana o dos abajo de mi casa que tenía un pequeño lago y mi padre y yo viajaríamos en nuestras
and my dad and I would ride our bikes to it every once in a while to feed the ducks.
bicicletas de vez en cuando para alimentar a los patos. también si
-Also yes, I know ducks shouldn't eat bread. If you didn't know that, don't feed wild ducks bread.
Sé que los patos no deben comer el pan. Si no lo sabías, no le des de comer pan a los patos silvestres.
Give them candybars. :D
dale barras de caramelo. Nos alimentar a los patos importando de nuestro propio negocio cuando de repente oímos desde el otro lado del lago,
We were feeding the ducks, minding our own business, when all of a sudden we hear from across the lake:
Estábamos alimentando a los patos, preocupándonos por nuestras cosas, cuando de repente oímos desde el otro lado del lago,
"MABEL.
"Mabel!"
MAIIIBALLLLLLLLL" There's a neighborhood of house next to the golf course so people could look out and see the golfers. And in the distance across the lake, some lady was yelling, "MABEL! MABEL!"
"Mabel!" Hay un barrio de casas al lado del campo de golf por lo que la gente puede mirar a los golfistas y a la distancia al otro lado del lago una señora estaba gritando, "Mabel, Mabel!"
Huh, wonder where Mabel is. "Mabel, get over here! What are you doing!?!"
Me pregunto donde está Mabel. "Mabel, ven aquí. ¿Qué haces?"
Sh-she-OH!
Oh.
She's talking to me! "MABEL, YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!"
Ella me habla a mi. "Mabel! Estás en grandes problemas."
My dad and I didn't know what to do. This lady in the distance thought I was Mabel, when...I was not Mabel.
Mi padre y yo no sabíamos qué hacer. Esta señora en la distancia pensaba que era Mabel, siendo que no era Mabel.
I am Jaiden. But she didn't know that.
Soy Jaiden, pero ella no lo sabía.
"MABEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! Get back here-"
"Mabel, ¿qué haces? ¡VEN AQUI!"
We pedaled away. Now, let's put ourselves in the point of view of this lady across the lake, she walks out onto her backyard...
Nos fuimos pedaleando.Ahora, pongámonos en el punto de vista de esta mujer al otro lado del lago. Ella sale en su patio trasero.
Huh, what a wonderful evening.
"Ah, es una tarde maravillosa!"
I think I'm gonna treat myself to some relaxation time out in my backyard. :D
"Creo que me voy a regalar un tiempo de relajación en mi patio trasero".
Working my nine-to-five job and managing three children as a single mum sure is hard work,
"Trabajando mi trabajo de 9/5 y cuidando de tres hijos como madre soltera seguro es un trabajo duro."
Especially since my doctor says I need to lower my stress because it's starting to take a toll on my depression...
"Sobre todo porque mi doctor dice que tengo que bajar mi estrés, ya que está empezando a tomar un peaje en mi depresión."
Okay, maybe a bit too much creative interpretation.
Bueno, tal vez un poco demasiado interpretación creativa.
She's in the backyard, she looks out across the lake, and "What?
Ella está en el patio trasero, ve al otro lado del lago y... ¿qué?
Who's that? Is that-is that little old Mabel across the lake? How'd she get there? And wait, is that a strange man with her?
¿Quién es ese? Es esa la pequeña Mabel al otro lado del lago? ¿Cómo se llegó allí? y... espera! es ese un hombre extraño con ella?
What the-Mabel! What are you doing? Get over here! That girl is in so much trouble when she get's back home...
Que diab- "Mabel? ¿Qué haces? Ven aquí!" Esa chica está en un gran problema cuando vuelva a casa.
I've told her so many times about the dangers of-is she pedaling away with him!?"
Le he dicho tantas veces sobre los peligros de- "¡¿Está yéndose con él?!"
I hope Mabel wasn't in too much trouble when she got back home.
Espero Mabel no estuviera en muchos problemas cuando llegó a casa. Uh ...
Uh... Sorry Mabel. This story didn't happen necessarily during my childhood.
Lo siento, Mabel. Esta historia no ocurrió necesariamente durante mi infancia.
More 'teenage-hood' ...but I think it's kind of funny, so I'm telling it.
Más adolescencia, pero creo que es divertida, así que estoy contarla.
I went ice skating with a couple of friends one winter-maybe, when I was fifteen/sixteen.
Fui a patinar sobre hielo con un par de amigos, un invierno, tal vez cuando tenía 15 o 16
It was busy, but not too busy.
Estaba lleno,
Sidenote: One time, my friend invited me to go ice skating and we were the only two there.
pero no demasiado lleno. Dato aparte: una vez mi amigo me invitó a ir a patinar sobre hielo y que eramos los únicos dos allí.
It was dope, but also felt like a weird ice rink Twilight Zone... *Twilight theme plays*
Estuvo genial, pero también se sentía como una pista de hielo extraña de la dimensión desconocida.
Anyway, so we were skating around. You know... like what we went there to do.
De todos modos, estábamos patinando. Ya sabes, como para lo que fuimos a hacer.
I'm not anywhere near close to a good ice skater,
No estoy ni siquiera cerca de ser buena patinando sobre hielo
but I hadn't fallen on my butt or head so I considered it a successful day.
pero no me había caído en mi trasero o o cabeza por lo que
After a while, we decided to do one more loop around the rink and right before we were done,
lo consideré un día de éxito. Después de un rato, decidimos hacer una vuelta más alrededor de la pista y justo antes de terminar este
this little boy skates up to me.
niño patinó hacia mí
I wasn't very old at the time, but he was definitely younger than me, maybe 13 or something, I don't know.
Yo no era muy grande en el momento, pero él sin duda era más joven que yo tal vez 13 o algo
I looked down at him confused, and he goes,
No lo sé. Miré hacia abajo confusa, y va, "Me gusta tu gorro."
"I like your hat." Oh, by the way, I was wearing a knitted hat that looked like a raccoon,
Ah, por cierto, usaba un gorro tejido que parecía un mapache
so hehe, it was a good hat. "Will you hold something for me?"
así que, hehe era un buen gorro. "¿Puedes sostener algo por mí?" "Uh?
Uh, oh, okay. And I'll NEVER forget what he says.
Está bien." Y nunca voy a olvidar lo que dijo.
This is possibly one of the smoothest things I've ever heard from a little thirteen-year-old-boy.
Esta es posiblemente una de las cosas más sutíles que he oído de un niño de trece años.
So he goes, "Will you hold something for me?", and I go like, "O-Okay? What is it?" And he goes...
Así que va, "¿Puedes sostener algo por mí?" y yo voy tipo, "Bueno? ¿Qué es?" Y él dice...
"My hand?" *Careless Whisper (George Micheal)* *Glasses slide in*
"Mi mano."( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I had no expectations on what he was gonna say, but that one definitely caught me off guard. I was so startled by his..
No tenía idea sobre lo que iba a decir, pero eso sin duda que me tomó por sorpresa. Estaba tan sorprendida por su
What would you even call that? Pick-up line? Request?
¿Cómo lo llamarías, frase de ligue?
That I stumbled back, forgetting I was on ice skates,
¿Solicitud? Tanto que me tropecé, olvidando que estaba en patines
I didn't fall...
No me caí
But I definitely did one of those weird
Pero sin duda hice una de esas raras
twisty maneuvers that your body pulls when it's off balance and trying not to fall down. The boy skated off because I think he wasn't expecting to actually, physically, startle me.
maniobras locas que el cuerpo hace cuando está fuera de equilibrio y tratando de no caer. El niño se fue patinando porque creo que no estaba esperando que de alguna manera
Thinking about it, if you were to try and use a pick-up like on someone, and their immediate response is to be
me sobresaltara físicamente. Pensando en ello, si fueras a tratar de utilizar una frase de ligue con alguien y su respuesta es
so surprised they almost fall backwards...that..
sorprenderse tanto que casi caiga hacia atrás. Ese-
is sad. I don't know how to interpret that. Obviously, it's not what you want, but I mean... that's gotta be some sort of achievement.
No sé cómo interpretar eso. Obviamente, no es lo que quieres, pero, quiero decir, que tiene que ser algún tipo de logro.
I wonder what would have happened of I decided to say yes to that kid, instead of... being a freaked out spaz.
Me pregunto qué habría ocurrido si decidía decir que sí a ese chico en lugar de asustarme. Tal vez había algo
Maybe there was something there, and we could have had a whole future with each other and had great times together, and I'll never know. *laughter*
y tal vez hubiéramos tenido un futuro juntos y tener grandes momentos juntos, y yo nunca lo sabré.
He's out there in the world right now, and I'm talking about him. And he probably doesn't even know it.
Está ahí fuera en el mundo en este momento, y estoy hablando de él, y probablemente ni siquiera lo sabe.
Do you like to make up fake life scenarios for other people?
Les gusta hacer a falsos escenarios de la vida de otras personas? Voy a fingir
I'm gonna pretend he's going to university to be an orthopedic surgeon. Look it up.
que va a la universidad para ser un cirujano ortopédico. Búscalo. Bueno
Okay, I'll just tell you. It's a doctor who specialises in hands. See where I'm...yeah.
te lo digo, es un médico que se especializa en las manos. Ves a donde estoy- sí.
What if he tells his story every once in a while to his friends. "Dude no, like this one time when I was like, 13
¿Y si se cuenta su historia de vez en cuando a sus amigos? "oigan cuando tenía como 13 años
I ice skated up to this random girl in an ice and asked her to hold my hand, even though I didn't know her.
Patiné hasta esta chica al azar en una pista de hielo y le pedí que tomara mi mano, aunque yo no la conocía.
Lol, random. She slipped on the ice though, and it was weird. I just skated away."
LOL random. Se tropezó sobre el hielo y fue raro. Así que me fui. Meh, sí, nah
Meh. Yeah, nah, I-I actually don't really care, my life is pretty fine without him. Have fun with your hand surgeries my dude.
En realidad no me importa. Mi vida está bastante bien sin él. Diviértete con tus cirugías de mano, mi amigo.
Ok bye.
Adiós.
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