Face Off Dad English Finnish

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[Neighbor] Heeey Dad, just the guy I wanted to see.

Heeei Isä, juuri se kaveri kenet halusin nähdä!

[Neighbor] Wanted to come over and show you my brand new musta-

Halusin tulla ja näyttää sinulle uudet viiks-

[Neighbor] W-Woah!

Vho-oah!

[Neighbor] Where did you get that?

[Dad] It's my new beard...

Se on uusi partani...

[Dad] It's bigger than a mustache.

Se on isompi kuin viiksesi.

[Neighbor] Not really what I was expecting to see...

No en odottanut kyllä niitä...

[Dad] Pretty nice, huh?

Aika kivat, eikö olekkin?

[Dad] Dad has over 1,000 hairs banding together across 16 inches at the front of Dad's face

Isällä on yli 1000 hiusta jotka sitoutuvat yhteen hänen naamallaansa,

[Dad] to protect him from the elements.

suojelemaan häntä elementeiltä.

[Dad] I like beards because of how they're so much massively bigger than mustaches.

Pidän parroista koska ne ovat vaan niin paljon suurempia kuin viikset.

[Neighbor] Well, it might be BIGGER,

No, ne saattavat olla isompia,

[Neighbot] *cocky chuckle*

[Neighbor] but, mustaches are a classic facial accessory that stand the test of time.

mutta, viikset ovat klassinen kasvojen lisävaruste jotka selviytyvät ajantestistä.

[Dad] Oh, look at that!

Ai, katsoppa tuota!

[Dad] Your lips have bangs.

Sinun huulilla on otsatukka.

[Neighbor] It's a mustache!

Ne ovat viikseni!

[Dad] Maybe, if it was a little thicker. From where Dad is standing, it looks like lip bangs.

Ehkä, jos ne olisivat vähän paksummat. Siitä mistä minä seison, ne vain näyttävät huuli otsatukalta.

[Neighbor] What does that even mean?!

Mitä tuo edes tarkoittaa?!

[Dad] You know, like you SNEEZED out doll hair.

No tiedäthän, kuin olisit aivastanut ulos nuken tukan.

[Dad] Maybe if you ate more cans of FOOD, you'd have more testosterone,

Ehkä jos söisit enemmän RUOKAA, sinulla olisi enemmän testosteronia

[Dad] and a beard would fall out of your face.

ja parta kasvaisi sinunkin naamalle.

[Neighbor] Well, I may not have a beard, but I have a brand-new shed! You see that, Dad?

No, minulla ei ehkä ole partaa, mutta minulla on täysin uusi vaja! Näätkö sen Isä?

[Dad] I did...

Niin kyllä näin.

[Neighbor] Mmhm!

MM-hm!

[Dad] Did you build it yourself?

Rakensitko sen ihan itse?

[Neighbor] Yup! With the click of a button!

Kyllä! Ihan kun vain nappia painamalla!

[Neighbor] I used the ol' server to log online, then ordered it from Dirk's Discount Tools™.

Käytin vanhan kunnon serveriä, ja tilasin sen Dirk's Discount Toolsista™.

[Neighbor] He dropped it off. Looks good, huh?

He toivat sen tänään. Näyttääkin aika hyvältä, eikö niin?

[Dad] Not... really...

No... Eipä oikeastaan...

[Neighbor] What's the matter? You jealous 'cause you don't have a shed?

Mikä vikana? Kade kun sinulla ei ole omaa vajaa?

[Dad] Dad will build his own shed, and not only will it be bigger than Neighbor's, it will be apocalypse-proof.

Isä aikoo rakentaa oman vajansa, ja se ei aio olla vain isompi kuin Naapurin, se aikoo myös olla suojaa apokalipsilta.

[Neighbor] Yeah, *laughs* I'd like to see that.

Joo- sen kyllä haluaisin nähdä.

[Dad] So what's in your shed?

No, mitä sinun vajassa on?

[Neighbor] What?! Why?

Mitä?! Miten niin?

[Dad] Dad just wants to know the tools Neighbor has.

Isä haluaa vain tietää tarvikkeet mitä Naapurilla on.

[Neighbor] Oh, yeah...tools... bought LOTS of tools.

Ai joo... Tarvikkeet... Ostin myös PALJON tarvikkeita.

[Neighbor] I got them all at Dirk's Discount Tools™.

Sain nekin kaikki Dirk's Discount Toolsilta™.

[Neighbor] Got drill bits, pliers, caulking, plaster, weed whacker, belt grinder... even a lathe!

Mulla on poran teriä, pihtejä, tiivistys kipsejä, rikkaruohojen rikkoja, hiomakone.. jopa sorvi!

[Dad] Wow! A lathe?

Vau! Että ihan sorvikin?

[Neighbor] Eeeyep! Real cheap stuff too, could break at any second!

Jeee-ep! Tosi halpaa kamaa myös, voisi rikkoutua ihan millä sekunnilla.

[Dad] Why wouldn't you just go to True Value™?

Mikset vain menisi True Valueen™?

[Dad] Dad's tools never break!

Isän tarvikkeet ei ikinä mene rikki.

[Neighbor] Look, you buy a hammer at True Value™, and you might be stuck with that thing for life.

Kuuntelehan, ostat vasaran True Valuesta™, ja saatat olla jumissa sen kanssa koko loppu ikäsi.

[Neighbor] Buy one at Dirk's, it's bound to break on the first hit!

Osta yksi Dirksistä, ja se tulee hajoamaan ensimmäisellä lyönnillä!

[Neighbor] That's how I like to live. On the edge, like the thick mustache on the edge of my face.

Niin minä tykkään elää, ihan reunalla, niinkuin paksut viikseni oman naamani reunalla.

[Neighbor] You like to live on the edge, Dad? Huh? Then get your ass to Dirk's!

Tykkäätkö itsekkin elää reunalla Isä? Häh? No kuljetappa perseesi Dirksiin!

[Hammer] *wood clatter*

[Neighbor] GARGH UUURGNH

[Dad] No.

Ei.

[Neighbor] JEEZ! HRKANKIN TOE!

JEESHUS! MHUN VHITUN VHARVASS!

[Neighbor] *strainful breath*

[Neighbor] *M O A N*

[Neighbor] *strainful breath*

[Neighbor] I got a bunion on this toe too!

Minulla on vaivaisluu hänenkin varpaalle!

[Neighbor] *strainful breath*

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