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Okay so I know you guys wanted to hear the story about the time me and my brother were kidnapped
Okay, asi que, yo se que ustedes chicos quieren escuchar acerca del tiempo que mi hermano y yo estuvimos secuestrados
But...
pero...
It happened on halloween night so I thought about putting it off to make a halloween special so...
eso paso en la noche de halloween, asi que pensaba ponerlo en un especial de halloween...
Please don't kill me
por favor no me maten
Valentines day is a good backup... right?
el día de san valentine es un buen apoyo... cierto?
Yeah...
si...
Oh, Valentine's day
Oh, día de san valentine
A day to express your feelings
un día para expresar tus sentimientos
Senpai will notice me for sure!!
senpai me notara de seguro!!
A day to get them hurt
un día para ser lastimado
Why Senpai..?
Por que senpai...?
No...
No...
A day to realize your senpai likes your best friend
un día para darte cuenta que a tu senpai le gusta tu mejor amiga
A day to cry..
un día para llorar...
*Crying noise*
*ruidos de llanto*
Ok so in my life, I haven't been on many dates
Ok asi que en mi vida, no he estado en muchas citas
But these are my top 5 worst
pero este es mi top 5 de las peores
Coming in at number 5!
entrando en el número 5!
...
...
Well actually I've only been on fou..
bien en realidad solo he estado en cua...
Coming in at number four!!
entrando en el numero 4!!
So this was actually my first date ever, and I was like 18 at the time..
asi que esta en realidad fue mi primera cita, yo tenia 18 por esa fecha
Not many people asked me out before then,
no mucha gente me invito a salir antes entonces,
except..
excepto...
That one guy who lived in the shed...
ese chico que vivia en el cobertizo...
*shudders*
*estremecimientos*
So this guy was one of my teacher's sons...
asi que este chico era uno de los hijos de mi profesor...
So it was kind of a blind date..
asi que eso fue una clase de cita a ciegas...
He picked me up and took me to a Red Robin or something and..
él me recogio y me llevo a un Red Robin o algo y...
The whole time it seemed like he was super uncomfortable, like unbearably so...
todo el tiempo se veia como si el estuviera super incomodo, como insoportable asi que...
I'm quite a shy person, but even I know how to read into the mood!
yo soy una persona bastante timida, pero incluso yo sabia leer el estado de animo!
I kept trying to get him engaged in the conversation.
yo seguia intentando conseguir que el participara en la conversación.
And he would just give one-word answers.
y él solo me daba respuestas de una palabra
Like, "Yes"
como, "Si"
"No"
"No"
"Maybe"
"Tal vez"
30 minutes felt like 30 years with this guy.
30 minutos se sintieron como 30 años con este chico.
Until somehow
hasta que de alguna manera
The conversation somehow turned to comics,
la conversación de algúna manera se volvio a los comics,
And he started on a tangent on the differences between Marvel and DC.
y él empezo en una tangente sobre las diferencias entre Marvel y DC.
For about an hour.
por casi una hora
Once we got home, he tried to kiss me..
una vez llegamos a casa, el intento besarme...
And I literally just ran inside!
y yo literalmente corri adentro!
I never saw him again..
nunca lo volvi a ver...
Okay, so it wasn't that bad of a date
bueno, asi que eso no fue una cita tan mala
But I can't stand super shy people,
pero no puedo estar con personas super timidas,
Okay? Like I need someone to laugh with and...
bueno? como que necesito alguien con quien reir y...
I really didn't wanna hear any more about comics
yo realmente no quiero escuchar nada más acerca de comics
I'm sorry
lo siento
I re-
yo re-
I really am
sinceramente
Coming in at number 3!
entrando en el número 3!!
Double date
Cita doble
This guy took me out on a double date,
este chico me llevo a una cita doble
And while the other couple couldn't keep they're hands off eachother
y mientras la otra pareja no podia quitarse las manos de encima entre ellos
Like, literally
como, literalmente
This guy wouldn't even LOOK at me
este chico ni siquiera me MIRABA
We went Frisbee golfing,
nosotros fuimos a golf de discos
and literally I had to BEG for his attention
y literalmente yo tenia que rogar por su atención
He didn't try to walk next to me,
él no intentaba caminar a mi lado,
Talk,
hablar,
Or even acknowledge I was even there.
o siquiera reconocer que yo estaba alli.
Needless to say, I was so bored.
innecesario decirlo, yo estaba aburrida.
We went back to his apartment afterwards to have dinner,
despues nosostros fuimos a su apartamento a cenar,
Despite my reluctancy,
a pesar de mi renuencia,
But honestly, he was my ride
pero sinceramente, el era mi transporte
So what am I supposed to do?
entonces que se suponia que hiciera?
like..
como...
*laugh*
*risa*
I had no choice.
no tenia opción
While he was trying to impress my with his cooking skills
mientras el intentaba impresionarme con sus habilidades de cocina
I had a fun time playing COD with his roomates
yo pasaba un buen rato jugando C.O.D. con sus compañeros de cuarto
*laughing*
*riendo*
So, I guess it wasn't that bad of a night
asi que, supongo que no fue una mala noche
but I..
pero yo...
Uhh...
Uhh..
...
...
We had a date, or two after that
nosotros tuvimos una cita, o dos despues de eso
and it just
y es solo
never went anywhere
nunca fuimos a ningún sitio
at all.
en absoluto
Number 2!
número 2!
at collage me and some roommates got dressed up,
en el colegio unas compañeras de habitación y yo nos arreglamos
And we're taking pictures, in the woods,
y estabamos tomando fotos, en el bosque
cause like...
porque como...
I dont know, we're dorks? :3
no lo se, eramos tontas? :3
My mom thought we were like
my mamá penso que eramos como
trying to be like Twilight, or something
intentando ser como Crepusculo, o algo
haha ha
jaja ja
no
no
I had some homework that night
yo tenia algo de tarea esa noche
So I was in the campus library
asi que yo estaba en la biblioteca del campus
A guy walked up to me
un chico se me acerco
and was doing the whole
y estaba haciendo todo el
"Do I know you from somewhere?
"te conozco de alguna parte?
like
como
were you in this class?"
estas en esta clase?"
and I was- you know in my head I was like
y yo era- ustedes saben en mi mente yo era como
Okay I see what you're doing.
Okay entiendo lo que estas haciendo
stahp...
detente...
But I played along
pero yo le segui el juego
And we set up a time to meet
y nosotros arreglamos una cita para conocernos
On this campus, every Tuesday they had a speaker
en este campus, cada martes ellos tenian un orador
you know, talking about various subjects
ustedes saben, hablando acerca de varios temas
so I thought hey we should go out together
asi que pense hey nosotros podriamos ir juntos
and uh go and see a talk or something
y uh ir y ver una charla o algo
and he agreed
y el acepto
he was a little odd though because
era un poco extraño por que
every two minutes since he got my number
cada dos minutos desde que el obtuvo mi numero
he was like texting me about something
el era escribiendome acerca de algo
it got annoying pretty fast
eso molesta muy rapido
I thought girls were the clingy ones
yo pense que las chicas eran las pegajosas
*laughs* I don't know
*risas* no lo se
this dude couldn't do anything
este tipo no podia hacer nada
without my approval
sin mi aprobación
he basically wanted me to pick out his entire
básicamente quería que yo escogiera todo su
wardrobe when we went on the date
guardarropa cuando fuimos a la cita
like dude we were just listening to someone speak
como viejo solo fuimos a escuchar a alguien hablar
like
como
wear a t-shirt, I don't care
ponte una camiseta, no me importa
he made it to the talk
llego a la charla
and the whole time, he bugged me like
y todo el tiempo, el me molesto como
super annoying
super molesto
he was so handsy, like, he wouldn't stop
el era muy manitos, como, que no se detendria
touching me like, everywhere
tocandome como, en todas partes
he wanted me to zip up his jacket
el queria que yo cerrara su chaqueta
he wanted me to get him some water
el queria que yo le consiguiera un poco de agua
he patted my head
el palmeaba mi cabeza
like an- I was some
como una- yo era una
anime girl, I'm like
chica de anime, yo estaba como
Dude, I don't even know you. Don't.
viejo, ni siquiera te conozco. No.
Stop touching me.
deja de tocarme.
And... Uh.
y... Uh
Needless to say, I didn't have a second date
innecesario decirlo, no tuve una segunda cita
And coming in at Number 1!
y entrando en el número 1!
This is a Date?
Esto es una cita?
I didn't even know I was going on a date
yo ni siquiera sabia que iba a una cita
So one day on Facebook
asi que un dia en Facebook
Back when my Brony years of like, 2012
volviendo a los años donde me gustaba brony, 2012
I met a guy online that went to my high school
yo conoci un chico en linea que fue a mi colegio
I finished high school a year early
yo termine el colegio un año antes
And I was going to community college at the time
Y yo iba a la universidad de comunidad en ese entonces
I still had some friends that were doing their senior year,
Todavía tenía algunos amigos que estaban haciendo su último año,
So sometimes I would...
así que a veces...
Sneak onto the campus for lunch and visit them
me colaba en el campus por almuerzo y a visitarlos
So...
así que...
Me and this guy, we both like My little pony, so I thought
este chico y yo, a ambos nos gustaba My little pony, asi que pense
"Hey, sure! We can meet up at the school,
"oye, seguro! nosotros pdemos reunirnos en el colegio,
I mean like, why not?"
quiero decir, porque no?
He was a little odd, like some.. some people you can kinda tell
él era un poco extraño, como algunos... algunas personas que no puedes decir
That they're just...
ellos son solamente...
I...
yo...
Socially they're not very good?
ellos no son buenos socialmente?
*laughs*
*risas*
I don't know how to put it into words
no se como ponerlo en palabras
But he seemed okay, he seemed nice though. Um...
pero el se veia bien, el parecia estar bien. Um...
He started this weird thing, though...
Empezó esta cosa rara, sin embargo...
He would kinda stalk my Facebook page like...
el estaba stalkeando mi pagina de Facebook como...
LITTERALLY!
LITERALMENTE!
Two seconds after I pos... I would post something?
dos segundo despues de que pos... puedo postear algo?
He would like comment, like
el era como comentando, like
And he would just be on there all day
y el podria estar ahi todo el día
And...
y...
I was... I mean, tha-that's fine
yo era... quiero decir, eso-eso esta bien
I think he was just trying to be supportive, but...
yo pienso que el solo estaba tratando de darme apoyo, pero...
It was just a li'l weird?
era solo un poco extraño?
*Lip smack*
*chasquido de labios*
Um...
Um...
He just seem like he was obsessed with me for some reason?
él solo parecia estar obsesionado conmigo por alguna razón?
And obsession really turns me off, because...
y la obsesion realmente me apaga, porque...
I've had a lot of stalkers and really obssesed...
he tenido muchos stalkers y realmente obsesionados...
...
...
Guys after me and it's just never...
chicos detras de mi y simplemente nunca...
Uh...
Uh...
I don't know, it just makes you feel weird
no se, eso simplemente me hace sentir rara
Now, I'll probably make a video about it sometime about all the stalkers I've had
ahora, yo seguramente hare un video acerca de eso en algun momento, acerca de todos los stalkes que he tenido
And all those weird thing they've done, but...
y todas esas cosas raras que ellos han hecho, pero...
Umm...
ummm...
I agreed to watch Big Hero 6 with this guy?
acepte ir a ver big hero 6 con este chico?
You know, thinkin' like " Hey! this is like...
ustedes saben, pensando como "oye, esto es como...
we're just gonna hang out,
nosotros simplemente vamos a pasar el rato,
watch a movie, I mean it's like... not like a romantic movie, so...
ver una pelicula, quiero decir es como... no como una pelicula romantica, entonces...
Why Not?"
por que no?"
I was 18 at the time and he was 15
yo tenia 18 en esa epoca y el tenia 15
So...
asi que...
Having a relationship was like...
tener una relación era como...
No...
no...
So, before the movie, we go out to eat, you know...
entonces, antes de la pelicula, nosotro fuimos a comer, ustedes saben...
And, we both pay for our own meals so, I think
y, cada uno pago por su comida entonces, yo pense
"Oh Yeah, we're just... we're just hanging out
"Oh si, nosotros simplemente... nosotros simplemente estamos pasando el rato
It's all good like, he doesn't have to pay for me, this is NOT a date...
todo esta bien como, el no tiene que pagar por mi, esto no es una cita...
Yah!"
si!"
We get to the movie and he tells me that he has already seen it
fuimos a la pelicula y el me dijo que ya se la habia visto
So, I feel kinda bad that we're gonna watch it again
entonces, yo senti algo mal que la vieramos otra vez
He insisted that it was cool if we watched it
él insistio que era genial que la vieramos
So, I was like okay
entonces, yo estaba como, bueno
So, we get there and we sit down
entonces, llegamos alli y nos sentamos
And once...
y una vez...
I- I... I kid you not.
yo- yo... oye niño tu no.
LITTERALLY!
LITERALMENTE!
Immediately, once the movie started playing
inmediatamente, una vez que empezo la pelicula
He wrapped his arms around me and give me a hug
el envolvio sus brazos alrededor de mi y me dio un abrazo
Like...
como...
Now don't get me wrong, I had guy friends that did that sometimes
no me entiendan mal, yo tenia amigos que hacian eso de vez en cuando
So, I don't really think much of it
así que, realmente no pienso mucho en eso
But, do you mind telling me why he didn't stop...
pero, te importaria decirme por que no se detuvo...
For the entire movie??? (WHAT!)
durante toda la pelicula??? (QUE!)
I didn't know what to do, he was my only ride home
yo no sabia que hacer, el era la unica forma para regresar a casa
And I didn't want to hurt his 15 year old ego
y yo no queria herir su ego de 15 años
So, he...
asi que, el...
LITTERALLY!
LITERALMENTE!
Sat there the whole movie
se sento alli toda la pelicula
A Big Hero 6, like that...
un Big Hero 6, como ese...
I said nothing once the movie was over
no dije nada una vez la pelicula termino
On the way home, he was trying to hold my hand
en el camino a casa, el estaba intentado sostener mi mano
And I gave him like, the cold shoulder
y le di como, el frio hombro
I mean this guy...
quiero decir este chico...
His mom drove us to the movies
su mama nos llevo a las peliculas
Okay?!
bueno?!
This guy never gave up on me though
Este tipo nunca se rindió de mí aunque
He befriended my brother and all the time he would come over to our house
el se volvio el mejor amigo de mi hermano y todo el tiempo el venia a nuestra casa
My brother was a little annoyed because the guy was more interested in me
mi hermano estaba un poco molesto por que este tipo estaba mas interesado en mi
And...
y...
Not him.
no en el.
And he thought that we're friends
y el penso que eramos amigos
And...
y...
So finally, I just had to say that we're JUST FRIENDS and luckily he stopped.
finalmente, simplemente tuve que decirle que NO ERAMOS AMIGOS y por suerte se detuvo.
Okay. So, I know these dates aren't like...
Bueno. Asi que, yo se que estas citas no son como...
Super bad like...
super malas como...
You might have been expecting, but...
ustedes podrian haber estado esperando, pero...
In my opinion, they're not...
en mi opinion, no fueron...
Good..?
buenas...?
Maybe someday I'll have, like...
quizas algundia tendre, como...
A top 5 best dates but, for now this is all I've got
un top 5 de las mejores citas pero, por ahora esto es todo lo que tengo
End my sad life :(
termina mi vida triste :(
So...
asi que...
Yeah!
si!
That's it...
eso es...
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