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- Hey Lilly te puedo molestar?
- Hey Lilly can I bug you?
- Solo dame un segundo
- Just give me a sec.
- Que estas haciendo?
- What are you doing?
- Hay un hueco en mi camiseta entonces solo lo estoy arreglando.
- There's a hole in my shirt so I'm just fixing it.
Ahí esta. problema arreglado.
There, problem solved.
- Si...
- Yeah...
Am, podemos salir un momento?
Um, can I borrow you outside real quick?
- Es urgente?
- Is it urgent?
Estaba justo en medio de stalkear a mi ex.
I was just in the middle of stalking my ex.
- No es urgente, pero hay una liquidación en Target.
- Not urgent but there's a sale at Target--
- Yo conduzco.
- Huh, I'll drive.
- Eso es lo que creí
- [Friend] That's what I thought.
- Liquidación!
- Sale!
Recuerda me de no comprar esa botellas pequeñas de crema
Remind me not to buy those small bottles of lotion
por que todavía tengo un montón de la ultima ves
because I still have so many left over from that time
que nos quedamos en el Sheraton
we stayed at the Sheraton.
Que es esto?
What's this?
- Lilly, toma asiento.
- Lilly, have a seat.
- Okey.
- Okay.
Que esta pasando chicos?
What's going on guys?
Pensé que íbamos a Target.
I thought we were going to Target.
- Nosotros estamos teniendo una intervención.
- We're having an intervention.
- Yo bebí el anti-bacterial por error
- I drank that hand sanitizer by accident.
- Que, no.
- What, no.
- Y también yo estaba buscando fotos de proms pero cometí un error
- And also I was googling prom pics but I made a type.
Entonces por eso cuando tu entraste viste fotos porno.
So that's why when you walked in there was porn pics.
- Lilly estamos teniendo una intervención por que tu eres tacaña.
- Lilly we're having this intervention because you're cheap.
- Que?
- What?
Yo no soy tacaña.
I'm not cheap.
- Como tus compañeros de equipo y tus amigos nosotros pensamos diferente.
- As your teammates and your friends we feel differently.
Derek, te gustaría comenzar?
Derek, would you like to start?
(Aclara su garganta)
(clears throat)
- Am, este año tu me tenías en Santa secreto
- Um, this year you had my name for Secret Santa
y lo único que quería era un forro para mi celular.
and all I wanted was a new phone case.
- Si, y yo te di uno.
- Yeah, and I got you one.
- Tu me diste esto
- You got me this.
- Okey, eso es un cierra y guarda en el refrigerador, por cierto.
- Okay, that is a zip and lock freezer bag, by the way,
Entonces si algo, yo derroché.
so if anything I splurged.
- El otro día me tomó una hora hacerte una malteada.
- The other day it took me an hour to make you a milkshake.
(quirky music)
- Tengo que comer mi cereal dos cheerios a la vez
- I have to eat my cereal two cheerios at a time.
Digo, un cartón de leche normal es lo único que estamos pidiendo.
I mean, a regular size milk carton is all we're asking for.
- En serio?
- Really?
Que sigue, ah?
What's next huh?
Vamos a empezar a comprar botellas de salsa de tomate sin importar
We're gonna start buying bottles of ketchup even though
que nosotros tenemos los paquetes de Mcdonalds?
we have the packets from Mcdonalds?
- Okey, el otro día Lilly me llevo a almorzar a Costco.
- Okay, the other day Lilly took me to Costco for lunch.
- Espera, que tiene de malo comprar almuerzo en Costco?
- Wait, what's wrong with buying lunch at Costco?
A mi me gusta su comida.
I actually like their food.
- Ella no compro. - Mm, yep, Cual era esa otra vez?
- She didn't buy it. - Mm, yup, which one was that again?
- Por tercera vez, es chili dulce
- For the third time, sweet chili.
- Chili dulce, vamos a probar uno de esos.
- Sweet chili, we'll try one of those.
Agarra uno, agarra uno, vamos, no seas tímido.
Grab one, grab one, come on, don't be shy.
- Mmm
- [Both] Mm.
- Oh si.
- Oh yeah.
- Vámonos.
- Let's get going.
- Que tal es ese?
- What about that one?
- Todos son chili dulce.
- They're all sweet chili.
- Todos son chili dulce.
- They're all sweet chili.
Estas segura por que siento que hay algo diferente
Are you sure because I feel like they're different.
- [ambos] Mm, mmmmm
- [Both] Mm, mm hmm.
- Ahora lo veo, todos son chili dulce
- Now I see, all sweet chili.
- Van a comprar algo o que?
- Are you guys gonna buy something or what?
- No me he decidido aún.
- I haven't decided if I like it yet.
Tal ves una más.
Maybe one more.
Aquí vamos - okay
Here you go. - Okay.
- Solo para asegurarme.
- Just to make sure. - We're really doing this.
- Por que no?
- Why not?
- Por que estas cargando eso?
- Why are you carrying that?
- Es comida gratis.
- It's free food.
No no estoy tratando de desperdiciar.
I'm not trying to be wasteful.
- La semana pasada tuve gripa y las servilletas Starbucks
- Last week I had a cold and the Starbucks napkins were
fueron muy duras en mi nariz.
really rough on my nose.
No podemos tener pañuelos normales?
Can't we just get regular tissues?
- Siento que tu nariz sea una Kardashian.
- I'm sorry your nose is a Kardashian.
Dios, este chico
Gosh, this guy.
- El año pasado cuando estaba reservando tu gira mundial,
- Last year when I was booking your world tour,
recuerdas lo que dijiste de tus vuelos?
do you remember what you said about your flights?
- Si, dije que deberíamos reservar un vuelo desde LA a India
- Yeah, I said we should book one flight from LA to India
con un montón de escalas
with a whole bunch of stopovers
en diferentes países pero eso es inteligente.
in different countries but that's smart.
- Una ves intentaste pedirle rebaja a una
- One time you tried to bargain with
maquina dispensadora en el mall
a vending machine at the mall.
- Como sabes si tu no intentas Paul?
- How do you know if you don't try Paul?
- Que hay de esa ves que fuimos al club?
- What about that time we went clubbing?
y tu nos hiciste ir super temprano.
And you made us all go so early.
- pero era chicas entran gratis antes de las 11:00.
- But it was ladies free before 11:00.
- Si, pero tu nos hiciste ir contigo.
- Yeah, but you made us go with you.
(club music)
(Risitas)
(giggles)
- Pero pagaron?
- But did you pay?
- Los chicos estaban coqueteandome.
- Guys were hitting on me.
- Por que no solo te quitaste la peluca?
- Why didn't you just take the wig off?
La primera ves que me entrevistarte me preguntaste si queria
You first interviewed me you asked me if I wanted a
Agua brillante/gas o normal, recuerdas eso?
sparkling or still water, remember that?
- Si recuerdo.
- Yeah I do.
Exacto, esto es como un restaurante elegante aquí, opciones.
Exactly, it's like a fancy restaurant in here, options.
- Cierto, yo dije que quería agua brillante y tu me diste
- Right, I said I wanted sparkling and you gave me
agua del grifo con escarcha
tap water with glitter in it.
- Pero brillaba?
- But did it sparkle?
- Mi pu se veía como un árbol de navidad por semanas
- My poo looked like a Christmas ornament for weeks.
- Eso suena increíble, de nada.
- That sounds fantastic, you're welcome.
- Escucha Lilly, todo lo que estamos diciendo es que tal vez
- Listen Lilly, all we're saying is that maybe
si no fueras tan económicamente prudente,
if you weren't so economically cautious,
cosas cambiarían.
things would change.
Como tal ves no estarías soltera.
Like maybe you wouldn't be single.
- Discúlpame?
- Excuse me?
Okey, yo trataba a mi ex como un rey, por cierto.
Okay, I treated my ex like a king, by the way.
Sabes cuantas veces le hice cenas elegantes?
Do you know how many times I made him classy dinners?
(quirky music)
Feliz aniversario amor.
Happy anniversary babe.
Oh, mi error.
Oh, my mistake.
Ahí.
There.
Escúchenme chicos aprecio la preocupación pero estoy bien
Listen guys, I appreciate the concern but I'm fine.
Confíen en mi, entonces podemos solo volver a trabajar?
Trust me, so can we please just get back to work?
- Esta bien - Por supuesto.
- Fine. - Sure.
- Gracias
- Thank you.
- El Wi-Fi no esta funcionando
- The Wi-Fi isn't working.
- Puedes llamar a los vecinos por favor?
- Can you call the neighbors please?
- Si, para preguntarles si el de ellos esta funcionando?
- Yeah, to ask them if theirs is working?
- No, preguntarles por la nueva contraseña, obviamente.
- No, ask them for the new password, obviously.
Oh entonces ustedes ahora pagan por Wi-Fi?
Oh so you pay for Wi-Fi now?
Yo tacaña estas bromeando?
Me cheap are you kidding me?
Asegúrate de darle clic a mis anuncios, quiero ese dinero.
Make sure you click my ads, I want that money though.
Solo por si acaso.
Just in case.
Asegurate de suscribirte por que yo hago vídeos nuevos
Make sure you subscribe because I make videos
cada lunes y jueves.
every Monday and Thursday.
De hecho acá esta un adelanto del próximo.
In fact, here's a sneak peak of my next one.
Como arreglar cualquier día malo.
How to fix any bad day ever.
One love super woman that is a rap and zoop.
One love super woman that is a rap and zoop.
Que rayos?
What the eff?
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