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So I was thinking of video ideas,
Jadi aku lagi mikir sebuah ide video,
when I thought I could talk
Ku kira aku bisa ngomongin...
about Stupid Things I believed as a kid.
hal-hal bodoh yang kupercaya pas kecil.
But the only thing I could really think of
Tapi satu-satunya hal yang bener-bener ku inget...
was the fact that I thought
...adalah pas kecil ku kira...
If I ate too many bananas,
...jika ku makan pisang kebanyakan,
I would turn into a monkey.
aku bakalan berubah jadi monyet.
And I didn't want that to happen, so I
Aku gak pengen jadi monyet, jadi aku...
stopped eating bananas and have grown a distaste to them ever since.
berhenti makan pisang dan sejak itu mulai benci ama pisang.
So I asked my twin sister, who's name's Faith by the way,
Jadi, aku tanya saudara cewek ku, yang kebetulan namanya Faith,
If she could remember anything I believed.
jika dia bisa inget apapun hal yang ku percaya pas kecil.
She couldn't think of anything about me, but,
Dia (saudarinya) gak inget apapun tentang masa kecilku, tapi,
gave plenty of examples about things she believed.
ngasi banyak contoh tentang apa yang dia percayai pas masih bocah.
So here we go, for the sake of comedy
Jadi inilah, demi komedi,
I'm gonna exploit my twin sister.
Aku bakalan mengeksploitasi ingatan saudariku.
Stupid Things my sister believed as a kid
Hal bodoh yang adikku percayai pas kecil....
...but not anymore
...tapi sekarang gak lagi.
So we have this older sister who was like eight,
Kami punya kakak cewek yang lebih tua 8 tahun,
no 9 years older than us.
gak...gak...9 tahun lebih tua.
And she told my sister that,
Trus dia cerita ke adikku cewekku kalo,
the computer could talk back to us through typing.
komputer tu bisa ngobrol ama kita dengan mengetik di layar.
It happened because Faith was on the computer,
Kakakku ceritain itu karena Faith lagi main komputer,
an error message popped up.
trus sebuah pesan muncul.
She asked my older sister what was wrong with it.
Dia nanya ke kakakku ini masalahnya apa.
And she said, "The computer says you're typing on it too hard,"
Trus dia bilang, " Komputer bilang klo kamu ngetiknya terlalu keras,"
Faith asked her to tell the computer she was sorry.
Faith minta kakakku buat ngasi tau ke komputer kalo dia (adikku, Faith) minta maaf.
And soon she was having a full on conversation with it,
Abis tu, adikku terus ngobrol dengan komputer,
on a regular basis.
secara teratur/rutin.
But the older sister would have to be there to communicate.
Tapi kakakku harus bareng adikku agar bisa ngobrol dengan komputer.
Tell him I got a 100 percent on my spelling test!
Faith: Kasi tau komputer kalo aku dapet nilai ujian pelapalan 100 persen bener!
Okay, I'm typing it in!
Kakakku: Oke, aku ketik itu
SRHJIKLJKGHGHJHK
SRHJIKLJKGHGHJHK
What did it say?
Faith: Komputer bales apa?
It says it DOESN'T CARE.
Kakakku: Komputer bilang dia gak peduli.
Another thing, was that one time my sister was
Pernah juga, pas adikku....
drinking water and saw a bug in her drink.
...lagi minum air dan liat ada serangga di minumannya
She freaked out and poured the water out.
Dia ketakukan dan memuntahkan airnya.
But my older brother said,
Tapi kakak cowokku bilang gini,
You know something scary?
Kakakku: kamu tau sesuatu yang menyeramkan?
Since you were drinking water, you could see the bug.
Kakakkku: Karena kamu udah sempet minum airnya, jadi kamu bisa liat serangga.
But if you drink something like uhh, milk?
Kakakku: Tapi jika kamu minum susu misalnya?
You wouldn't see it.
Kakakku: kamu gak bakalan liat serangga tu.
*whisper* Because milk isn't clear like water...
Kakakku: *Berbisik* Karena susu gak sejernih air...
So she stopped drinking milk for a while.
Jadi adikku berhenti minum susu sementara.
But she drinks them now..
Tapi sekarang dia tetep minum...
of course...
Tentu aja...
So this one time, our dad came to us and said,
Dulu sempet, ayah kami cerita kalo,
Come on kids, we have to go! It's buy 1 get 1 free!
Ayolah anak-anak, kita harus pergi! Lagi ada diskon beli satu gratis satu! (buy 1 get 1 free)
But he said it kinda fast,
Tapi dia cerita agak cepet,
So it sorta formed into one word...
Jadi kalimat itu disingkat jadi satu kata...
So he said, Come on kids, it's
Jadi dia bilang, ayolah anak-anak,
BUYONEGETONEFREE
BUYONEGETONEFREE
And we were like.. what's buyonegetonefree...
Dan kita bingung... apa itu buyonegetonefree...
Do you know what buyonegetonefree is?
Kamu tau apa itu buyonegetonefree?
I don't know what buyonegetonefree is..
Aku gak tau buyonegetonefree itu apa...
Then what's buyonegetonefree?
Terus apa itu buyonegetonefree?
My sister asked if we could buy things at buyonegetonefree,
Adikku ku nanya apa kita bisa belanja sesuatu di buyonegetonefree,
My dad was like, yeah.
Ayahku cuman jawab, iyaa
So she brought her own money.
Jadi dia bawa uangnya sendiri.
We were waiting in the car for Dad to get ready,
Kami nunggu di mobil sampe ayah datang,
When my brother said, you know,
Kakak cowokku bilang, kamu tau,
At Buyonegetonefree, there's skeletons that pop out
Di Buyonegetonefree, ada kerangka manusia yang muncul tiba-tiba
and steal your money.
dan bakalan ngambil duitmu.
So I thought, Oh!
Jadi kupikir, Oh!
this buyonegetonefree is like an
Buyonegetonefree ni kayak sebuah...
outdoor horror place huh?
..tempat horror outdoor huh?
And that scared my sister, and she didn't take her money.
Terus adikku ketakutan, dan dia gak jadi bawa uangnnya.
When we got to buyonegetonefree, it was just a
Pas kita udah nyampe di buyonegetonefree, itu cuman...
GROCERY STORE!
indoma*et biasa!
And my Dad was excited about the sale on milk.
Ternyata ayahku cuman heboh gara-gara diskon susu.
You know, I'm beginning to realize that a lot of these problems
Kamu tau, awalny ku sadar kalo semua masalah-masalah tu...
exist because older siblings suck.
...ada gara-gara kakak-kakakku tu nyebelin semua.
So this one I believed in too.
Ini kupercaya juga...
You know how sometimes airplanes have those little smoke trails coming out?
Kalian tau kadang-kadang pesawat terbang tu ngeluarin asap dari ekornya?
What we thought, that those airplanes were what made clouds.
Kami pikir, pesawat-pesawat tu dibuat dari awan.
All those clouds.
Semua awan diatas tu.
Just a bunch of airplanes.
Banyak banget pesawatnnya.
And I remember seeing a factory with steam stuff coming out,
Dan aku inget liat sebuah pabrik yang ngeluarin asap,
and I thought, wow.
aku mikir, wow.
That's a very big cloud maker.
Pabrik tu bener-bener pembuat awan besar.
Another funny thing is that my sister believed in the Tooth Fairy,
Hal lucu lainnya tu adik cewekku percaya Peri Gigi,
way longer than she believed in Santa Claus.
lebih lama dia percaya dari Santa Claus.
That's because my parents didn't make us believe in Santa Claus.
Tu karena orang tua kami gak berusaha ngebuat kami percaya ama Santa Claus.
You know, we just pretend Santa's real, like
Kalian taulah, kami cuman pura-pura kalo Santa itu ada, kayak...
You know Mickey Mouse?
Kalian tau Mickey Mouse?
Mickey Mouse isn't real.
Mickey Mouse kan gak nyata.
You know how like, someone dresses up as him,
Contohnya kayak gini, seseorang makek kostum Mickey Mouse,
and goes to Disneyland..
trus pergi ke Disneyland...
Well, it's kinda like the same thing, and
Hmmm, kayak gitu dah contohnya, dan...
you know we just pretend that he's real.
Kalian tau kami cuman pura-pura kalo Santa tu nyata.
We PRETEND that he comes and visits us every night, you know.
Kami PURA-PURA kalo dia mampir dan mengunjungi kami tiap malam natal, kalian taulah.
We just pretend.
Kami cuman pura-pura.
So yeah, we never really believed in Santa Claus,
Jadi ya, kami gak pernah bener-bener percaya ama Santa Claus,
but for some reason, our parents made us believe in the Tooth Fairy!
Tapi gak tau kenapa, orang tua kami ngeyakinin kami kalo Peri Gigi itu nyata .
So yeah, that's about it.
Jadi, itu lah ceritanya.
Glad i didn't believe in some stupid crap like my sister.
Syukurlah aku gak percaya cerita-cerita sampah kayak adik cewekku.
Haha.. uhh.
Haha...uhhhh.
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