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N：うまくいった！ K：ほら簡単だろ S：よくやったな C：これで安全ね I：お前ら何やってんだ？
...and it works! See that was easy. Good work team. There's no way this is safe. Okay. What the hell are you guys doing?
O：ああこれね。電化製品を全部一つの電源にまとめる方法を見つけたの。ほら？
Oh, okay. We finally figured out how to plug in all our electronics. All at once see
N：今叫んだの誰？
Okay who just screamed?
I：俺だ
I did.
I：今、だれかにキスされた
Someone just kissed me.
K：今って、どういうことさ？
What do you mean someone just kissed you?
I：だから…電気が落ちて
I mean power went out
その時に誰かが俺の甘美な唇にキスしたんだよ
And then someone kissed me right on my luscious lips
C：あら…
Oh
変ね
Weird
C：で、お昼は何にする？ S：んー…寄生虫くんの気分次第だな
What do you guys want to do for lunch? Mmmm...Whatever the tapeworm wants.
I：おいおい、みんな待てって
Woah Woah Woah guys guys
そう簡単にごまかされないぞ この部屋にいる誰かが…俺の唇を盗んだんだ N：唇を『盗んだ』なんていうやついるか？
We're not gonna just gloss over this. Someone in this room... Tried to steal a kiss from me. Who says 'steal a kiss?'
I：俺は言うの！
*giggles*
分かったな？キスは神聖なふれあいなんだ！ O：わかったから、ちょっと落ち着いてよ？
Okay I do Alright kissing is a sacred bond. Okay. You need to calm down dude. I'm not just going to..
I：今は『チョ～ット落ち着いて』る場合じゃないんだ！ 人生にはキスをする機会がたくさんあるが この中の誰かが…俺から1回奪った
'Calm down dude.' A person only has so many kisses in their lifetime. And one of you...
K：はいはい、俺はこんなことに時間を割いてられないんだ マーシャルを病院に連れていく約束があるから…
Stole one from me. Okay. I don't have time for this. I promised Marshall I was gonna take him to the doctor. No
I：だめ 誰もこの部屋から出られないぞ
No one leaves this room until we find out
キスしたのが誰か、見つけるまではな C：どうやって見つける気？ I：やったやつが素直に名乗り出ればいい...それか
Who's smooched my lips. And how are we gonna do that? Either the person who did it comes forward or...?
シンデレラ風のやり方で行く
We Cinderella this bitch.
S：みんなで舞踏会に行くんだな！
We get to go to the ball oh
I：違う。違うよ、ガラスの靴を履き比べるアレを唇でやるんだよ N：あぁ！足のサイズを口で測るんだ！
No, no it's like with the glass slipper, but instead you'll be trying on my lips. Oh you want us to put our feet in your mouth.
I：違うから！唇が合うかどうかを試すんだってば O：靴の中で？
No, no, you'll just be seeing if our lips fit. Inside a shoe? Okay forget about it
I：それはいったん忘れろ！ 今から君ら全員にキスするからな。 キース、まずお前から K：ちょ、タンマ
I'm just gonna kiss all of you. Keith, your first. Hold up! Hold up!
キスするときはそれ用の帽子をかぶらないと
Let me put on my kissing hat first
いいよ
Okay
I：だめだ。これは違うな、明かりを消さないと。気が高ぶっちゃう
No, it's not right the lights need be off. I'm just too worked up oh
違う違う、そういう意味じゃないぞ。つまり、えー…
Oh no you guys it's not like that. I'm too umm
刺激的すぎるっていうか
stimulated
O：なおさら悪いんだけど I：わかった、ならこうだ。そそる。 これで満足か？
That's even worse. Okay fine aroused happy?
S：少なくとも俺はいいと思うけど C：気持ち悪いから早く済ませてくれる、イアン？ I：分かった分かった
It's the one I'm least happy with. okay Ian, can you just stop being creepy and kiss us already? okay fine fine
I：オリビア、電気お願い
Olivia lights
カサつきすぎ
Too chapped
べたつきすぎ
Too sticky
柔らかすぎ
Too gentle Oh
水っぽすぎ
Too drooly
金髪すぎ I：あーもう、最初のとは比べ物にならないよ
Ugh. Too blonde damn it none of these kisses compared to the first. I guess I'll just
それじゃあ…もう一度最初からだな N：イアン。もういいから O：なんでそんなに固執するの？ I：だって…今までの人生で1番のキスだったんだ
Have to try again. Ian you already kissed us. Yeah, why can't you just let it go? Because Because that was the best kiss of my life and whoever was the person who did it
だれであれ、キスの相手は…
残りの人生を共にしたい人なんだ あのキスをもう一度再現できないっていうなら
Is the person I want to spend the rest of my life with but I couldn't replicate the kiss so maybe I'm just
真実の愛を見つけられないってことだ（泣）
Not meant to find love
C：でもまだこの部屋にいる全員とキスしたわけじゃないでしょう？ K：そうだ、まだマーシャルがいるよ I：マーシャル？
Well you haven't kissed everyone in the room yet. oh yeah, there's still Marshall. Marshall? Marshall
I：家バトのマーシャル？ S：そうとも
The office pigeon? Yeah
家バトのマーシャルさ
Marshall the office pigeon
I：やぁマーシャル、ここからは俺ら2人の時間かな...オリビア？
Well Marshall, I guess it's just me and you...Olivia?
I：マーシャルだめだ。君のハトの奥さん妊娠してるんだろう S：君の人間の奥さんは卵を持ってるし
Marshall, it can't be, your pigeon wife is pregnant. And your human wife just had eggs
I：マーシャル、これからのことについて少し話さないかい？
Marshall I think we need to talk this through and see what we have is real
何か飲みながら話そうか
What do you say we talk it over a glass of?
グラスいっぱいのワームなんかをね
worms
I：あぁ。楽しい時間を過ごそうな S：あんなハト雇わないほうがいいって言ったのに
Yeah, we're gonna have a good time, Marshall. I told you we shouldn't have hired that sex pigeon
動画を見てくれてありがとう
Thank you guys so much for watching
左をクリックすれば『コーヒーマシンは差別主義者』が 右なら『タイムトラベルで世界を救おう』が見られるよ
Click the Box on the left to watch our coffee machine is racist and click the box on the right to watch the time traveler tries to save the world
うぅ、噛むかと思った
Whew that was a tongue twister
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