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English ALLISON BYARS

Izzy

Jackie Marie

liga

Squ1dd

Turkish Alptwo

Selenga Aymaz

Your eyes do not deceive you. It is in fact Your eyes do not deceive you. It is in fact

Gözleriniz sizi yanıltmıyor. Saat aynende

2:47 in the morning. So with that being said, good afternoon, my guy. How are we coping? 2:47 in the morning. So with that being said, good afternoon, my guy. How are we coping?

sabahın 2:47'si.Bunuda söylediğimize göre günaydın adamım.Nasıl gidiyor?

How are we doing at this ungodly hour? How are we doing at this ungodly hour?

Bu Allahsız saatte neler yapıyoruz?

I'm munching on my avocado tortilla because I refuse to start my day any other way I'm munching on my avocado tortilla because I refuse to start my day any other way.

Avocadolu lavaşıma gömülüyorum çünkü günümü başka bir şekilde başlatmayı reddediyorum.

Even if that day starts at 2:30 in the morning and today even if that day starts at 2:30 in the morning and today,

O gün saat 2.30 da başlıyor olsada.

Today we're doing something quite exciting. today we're doing something quite exciting.

Bugün heyecan verici bir şey yapıyoruz.

If you've been under a rock for the past like two months, If you've been under a rock for the past like two months,

Eğer yaklaşık 2 aydır falan bir taşın altında yaşıyorsanız

you would have missed the exciting news, that I was actually nominated for a shorty award! you would have missed the exciting news, that I was actually nominated for a shorty award!

büyük haberleri kaçırmışsınız demektir. Shorty ödüllerine aday gösterildim!

That gives me an excuse to go to New York in the middle of May. That gives me an excuse to go to New York in the middle of May.

Bu da bana Mayısın ortasında New York!a gitmek için bir bahane verdi

So my parents and I, we're picking up ship, and we're flying to New York right now and coming back Monday morning. So my parents and I, we're picking up ship, and we're flying to New York right now and coming back Monday morning.

Ailem birlikte eşyalarımızı toplayıp New York'a uçacağız ve pazartesi geri geleceğiz.

It's gonna be a ride. It's gonna be a riot. You know? We're just gonna have so much fun- It's gonna be a ride. It's gonna be a riot. You know? We're just gonna have so much fun-

Bu bir yolculuk olacak. Bu bir isyan olacak. Bilirsin? Çok eğleneceğiz-

we're gonna make a mess and then we're gonna leave like nothing happened. we're gonna make a mess and then we're gonna leave like nothing happened so-

dağınıklık yapacağız ve sonra hiçbir şey olmamış gibi gideceğiz.

more details will come in a few minutes, and I'll see you guys at the airport, So, more details will come in a few minutes, and I'll see you guys at the airport,

Birkaç dakika içinde daha fazla ayrıntı gelecek ve sizi havaalanında göreceğim,

cause we have to leave like right now like, I'm literally holding my parents up. cause we have to leave like right now like, I'm literally holding my parents up.

çünkü şu an olduğu gibi ayrılmak zorundayız, tam anlamıyla ailemi tutuyorum.

Okay, we're going, I'm late, AAAAA- Okay, we're going, I'm late, AAA-

Tamam, gidiyoruz, geç kaldım, AAA-

and off to New York, we were headed! and off to New York, we were headed!

ve New York'a doğru yola çıktık!

My bags were packed, and my spirits were high. I spent too long the night before packing my bags, My bags were packed, and my spirits were high. I spent too long the night before packing my bags,

Çantalarım doluydu ve ruhlarım yüksekti. Çantalarımı paketlemeden önceki gece çok uzun zaman geçirdim,

I mean this is no rudimentary excursion and this over-packer was not taking things lightly. Anyways, I went downstairs to find my parents I mean this is no rudimentary excursion and this over-packer was not taking things lightly. Anyways, I went downstairs to find my parents

Demek istediğim, bu ilkel bir gezi değil ve bu aşırı paketleyici şeyleri hafifçe almıyordu. Her neyse, ailemi bulmak için aşağıya gittim

who were already prepared to undertake this massive adventure? who were already prepared to undertake this massive adventure?

bu büyük macerayı üstlenmeye kim hazırdı?

Yes, both my parents were coming with me to New York. At this hour, Mother Nature was taking the fattest piss Yes, both my parents were coming with me to New York. At this hour, Mother Nature was taking the fattest piss

Evet, hem annem hem de babam benimle New York'a geliyorlardı. Bu saatte, Nature Nature en şişman işemek alıyordu

she has ever taken. It was mONsOoNinG out there. ( BiG wOrD ) she has ever taken. It was mONsooninG out there. ( BiG wOrD )

o şimdiye kadar almış. Dışarıda MEZON OLDU. (BiG wOrD)

So we drove cautiously, but we didn't let the rain slow us down either, after all, it's just water. So we drove cautiously, but we didn't let the rain slow us down either, after all, it's just water.

Bu yüzden dikkatli bir şekilde sürdük, ama yağmurun bizi de yavaşlatmasına izin vermedik, sonuçta sadece su.

and we had a plane to catch bY tHe bAsKEtbALLs. Our flight was taking off at 7:00 A.M and we had a plane to catch by the basketballs. Our flight was taking off at 7:00 A.M,

ve basketbol topu yakalamak için bir uçağımız vardı. Uçağımız sabah 7: 00'de kalkıyordu,

so we had to be at the airport at least three hours before so that we had plenty of time to finish all of our so we had to be at the airport at least three hours before so that we had plenty of time to finish all of our

Bu yüzden en az üç saat önce havaalanında olmak zorundaydık, böylece tüm işimizi bitirmek için bolca zamanımız vardı.

shEnAniGanS.

maskaralık.

shEnAniGanS. Checking in, scanning our bags, so that no one was smuggling in anthrax, Checking in, scanning our bags, so that no one was smuggling in anthrax,

Check-in yapmak, çantalarımızı taramak, böylece hiç kimse şarbonda kaçak yapmamak,

talking to the angry border official who intimidates the hell out of me, It's all part of the process. At this point, talking to the angry border official who intimidates the hell out of me, It's all part of the process. At this point

benden cehennemi sindiren öfkeli sınır yetkilisiyle konuşurken, hepsi sürecin bir parçası. Bu noktada

I would like to bring your attention to my sandals. I would like to bring your attention to my sandals.

Dikkatimi sandaletlerime getirmek istiyorum.

I bought these Jesus sandals about two weeks ago because they wanted something less dinky than sports sandals, but not as harsh as military boots. They're so ugly, and I loVE them. I bought these Jesus sandals about two weeks ago because I wanted something less dinky than sports sandals, but not as harsh as military boots. They're so ugly, and I loVE them.

Bu İsa sandaletlerini yaklaşık iki hafta önce aldım, çünkü spor sandaletlerinden daha az tehlikeli bir şey istediler, ancak askeri botlar kadar sert değillerdi. Çok çirkinler ve ben onları çok seviyorum.

Anyways, on we drove. The rain was pouring down on us with the same ferocity as James Charles' subscriber count was dropping. Anyways, on we drove. The rain was pouring down on us with the same ferocity as James Charles' subscriber count was dropping.

Her neyse, devam ettik. Yağmur, James Charles'ın abone sayısındaki düşüşle aynı şiddetli yağdı.

THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE ONLY JOKE I'LL MAKE! (Lies) Shoutout to the windshield wipers for doing their thing, you're a real one and I respect you. THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE ONLY JOKE I'LL MAKE! (Lies) Shoutout to the windshield wipers for doing their thing, you're a real one and I respect you.

İşte bu, yapacağım tek şaka bu! (Yalanlar) Ön cam sileceklerine yaptıkları için sesleniyorum, sen gerçek birisin ve sana saygı duyuyorum.

It was around 4 a.m. when we arrived at the airport parking lot. You see we were too lazy to get a taxi It was around 4 a.m. when we arrived at the airport parking lot. You see we were too lazy to get a taxi

Ne zaman biz Havaalanı otoparkına geldik saat sabah 4 oldu. Taksiye binemeyecek kadar tembel olduğumuzu görüyorsun

So we decided to drive my mom's tired little So we decided to drive my mom's tired little

Bu yüzden annemin yorgun azını sürmeye karar verdik

2008 Corolla to the sketchy parking lot where you can leave your car while you're traveling abroad 2008 Corolla to the sketchy parking lot where you can leave your car while you're traveling abroad.

2008 Corolla, yurtdışına seyahat ederken arabanızı bırakabileceğiniz kabataslak otoparka

It's kind of like kindergarten for your vehicle. About 20 minutes later, It's kind of like kindergarten for your vehicle about 20 minutes. Later

Yaklaşık 20 dakika aracınız için bir anaokulu gibi. Sonra

We arrived at the airport now at this ungodly we arrived at the airport. Now, at this ungodly

Bu ungodly'de havaalanına geldik

hour, the airport was barren; only the insane people like us who would ever book a flight at 7:00 a.m Hour, the airport was barren; only the insane people like us who would ever book a flight at 7:00 a.m

Saat, havaalanı kısırdı; sadece bizim gibi çılgın insanlar, saat 7: 00'de uçuş rezervasyonu yaparlardı

were scattered around the massive building. were scattered around the massive building.

büyük binanın etrafına dağılmıştı.

We then checked in with our passports to make sure we weren't James Charles pretending to be Tati's best friend. -I'm sorry We then checked in with our passports to make sure we weren't James Charles pretending to be Tati's best friend. -I'm sorry

Daha sonra James Charles'ın Tati'nin en iyi arkadaşı gibi davranmadığından emin olmak için pasaportlarımızla kontrol ettik. -Üzgünüm

It just keeps on coming and I can't stop it- and x-rayed our bags to make sure there were no broken bones It just keeps on coming and I can't stop it- and x-rayed our bags to make sure there were no broken bones

Sadece gelmeye devam ediyor ve durduramıyorum- ve kırık kemik olmadığından emin olmak için çantalarımızı röntgen çektim

Somewhere along the way some machines took our photos. For what? I don't know, maybe to clone us. Somewhere along the way some machines took our photos. For what? I don't know, maybe to clone us?

Yol boyunca bir yerde bazı makineler fotoğraflarımızı çekti. Ne için? Bilmiyorum, belki bizi klonlamak için.

We can never be sure about that one.

Bundan asla emin olamayız.

We can never be sure about that one. Wake up, sheeple. It was at this point that we were done with all the bureaucratic business of traveling abroad. Wake up, sheeple. It was at this point that we were done with all the bureaucratic business of traveling abroad.

Uyan, koyun. İşte tam bu noktada yurtdışına seyahat etmek için bürokratik bir iş yaptık.

It was time for the waiting game. It was time for the waiting game.

Bekleme oyununun zamanı gelmişti.

For one hour

Bir saat için

For one hour We would have to entertain ourselves with the monotonies of modern life We would have to entertain ourselves with the monotonies of modern life

Modern yaşamın monotonlarıyla kendimizi eğlendirmek zorundayız

We'd be sitting duck, but sitting ducks of the highest degree We'd be sitting ducks, but sitting ducks of the highest degree

Ördek oturuyorduk, ama en yüksek derecedeki ördekleri oturuyorduk

Can you notice how I'm literally saying everything and nothing at the same time? Can you notice how I'm literally saying everything and nothing at the same time?

Aynı anda her şeyi ve hiçbir şeyi nasıl söylediğimi fark edebiliyor musunuz?

honestly, it takes skill to spoo this much nonsense into your faces, but then again honestly, it takes skill to spew this much nonsense into your faces, but then again

dürüst olmak gerekirse, yüzünüze bu kadar saçmalık atmak beceri gerektirir, ama sonra tekrar

You're all just robots whom I payed to subscribe to my channel. So it doesn't matter. So it's 5:20 right now You're all just robots whom I payed to subscribe to my channel so it doesn't matter. So it's 5:20 right now

Hepiniz sadece kanalıma abone olmak için para ödediğim robotlarsınız. Yani önemli değil. Yani şu an 5:20

It's starting to hit me

Bana vurmaya başlıyor

It's starting to hit me I think I'm gonna sleep on the plane, but I also have homework so I'm gonna have to juggle everything there I think I'm gonna sleep on the plane, but I also have homework so I'm gonna have to juggle everything there

Sanırım uçakta uyuyacağım, ama aynı zamanda ödevim var, bu yüzden oradaki her şeyi dengelemem gerekecek

My parents just left to go and get water. So I'm alone at the moment My parents just left to go and get water. So I'm alone at the moment

Ailem yeni gitti ve su aldı. Şu an yalnızım

I'm looking after the bags if anyone wants to come and attack me, I will hit you very hard. Do YoU hEaR mE? I'm looking after the bags if anyone wants to come and attack me *wHispErS* I will hit you very hard. Do YoU hEaR mE?

Birisi gelip bana saldırmak isterse çantalara bakıyorum, sana çok sert vururum. Beni duyuyor musun?

I will hit you very very hard. Anyways, that's all that's going on right now I will hit you very very hard. Anyways, that's all that's going on right now

Sana çok sert vururum. Her neyse, şu anda olan bu

I'm gonna have to pee soon because my bladder is like this close ( I------I) to exploding I'm gonna have to pee soon because my bladder is like this close to exploding

Yakında işemek zorunda kalacağım çünkü mesanem patlamaya çok benziyor

I'll see you guys in a bit. My parents returned from their little expedition with their water bottles full I'll see you guys in a bit. My parents returned from their little expedition with their water bottles full

Birazdan görüşürüz. Ailem, su şişeleri dolu küçük seferlerinden döndü

We still had 45 minutes before we hopped on the plane We still had 45 minutes before we hopped on the plane

Uçağa binmeden önce 45 dakikamız vardı

I was doing some homework, chemistry to be specific, at 5:45 in the morning, I was doing some homework, chemistry to be specific, at 5:45 in the morning

Bazı ödevler yapıyordum, spesifik olmak için kimya, sabah 5: 45'te

It felt like everything went in one ear and out the other but nevertheless it was time to board the plane sitting in my seat, It felt like everything went in one ear and out the other but nevertheless it was time to board the plane sitting in my seat

Her şeyin bir kulağa girip diğerinin dışına çıktığını hissettim ama yine de koltuğumda oturan uçağa binmenin zamanı gelmişti

I was suddenly presented with the prospect of breakfast and I was excited I was suddenly presented with the prospect of breakfast and I was eXcIteD

Aniden kahvaltı beklentisiyle karşılaştım ve heyecanlandım

You know this flight might just be one hour long You know this flight might just be one hour long

Bu uçuşun sadece bir saat süreceğini biliyorsunuz

But I'm expecting a full course meal and there better be one avocado at least twice. You know what I'm hungry, not really But I'm expecting a full course meal and there better be one avocado at least twice. You know what? I'm hungry, not really

Ama tam bir yemek bekliyoruz ve en az iki kez bir avokado daha iyi. Ne aç olduğumu biliyorsun, gerçekten değil

It's a fre sh a vaca do. Flash-forward a whole like seven minutes It's a fre sh a vaca do. Flash-forward a whole like seven minutes

Bu bir vaca do fre sh. Yedi dakika gibi hızlıca ileri sar

Nothing had really happened except for the fact that the whole two hours of sleep the night before Nothing had really happened except for the fact that the whole two hours of sleep the night before

İki gece uykusundan önceki gece uyku dışında hiçbir şey olmamıştı

Business really slapped me in the face and called me dumb in three different languages. I was violently awoken at 6:51 a.m business really slapped me in the face and called me dumb in three different languages. I was violently awoken at 6:51 a.m

İş dünyası beni gerçekten tokatladı ve üç farklı dilde aptal dedi. Şiddetle uyandım 6:51

With the news that her plane was speeding down the runway at lightning speed With the news that her plane was speeding down the runway at lightning speed

Uçağının pistte yıldırım hızında hızlandığı haberi ile

My heart rate always increases tenfold when this happens My heart rate always increases tenfold when this happens

Bu olduğunda kalp atış hızım her zaman on kat artar

I hate it my lungs compress into the seat behind me and my booty hole jumps into my stomach I hate it my lungs compress into the seat behind me and my booty hole jumps into my stomach

Akciğerlerim arkamdaki koltuğa sıkıştırmaktan nefret ediyorum ve ganimet deliğim mideme atlıyor

We were flying we were in the clouds the pressure and the airplane dropped like James Charles's sub count We were flying, we were in the clouds. The pressure and the airplane dropped like James Charles's sub count

Uçuyorduk, bulutların içindeydik ve uçak James Charles'ın alt sayısı gibi düştü

I need to stop. And the sound in my ears had gotten all muffled. The plus was that the sun came out at around 7 I need to stop. And the sound in my ears had gotten all muffled. The plus was that the sun came out at around 7

Durmam gerek. Ve kulaklarımdaki ses tamamen boğulmuştu. Artı, güneşin 7 civarında çıkmasıydı

A.M. And was eager to blind me. Is this what the insta baddies call Golden Hour? A.M. And was eager to blind me. Is this what the insta baddies call Golden Hour?

AM Ve beni kör etmeye hevesliydi. İnsanın kötü adamlarına Altın Saat dediği şey bu mu?

What if we call it something more appropriate like burn your retina hour? What if we call it something more appropriate like Burn Your Retina hour?

Retina saatinizi yakmak gibi daha uygun bir şey olarak adlandırırsak ne olur?

It was 7:51 in the morning when the pilot decided that he was tired of those stupid little clouds and decided to land the plane. It was 7:51 in the morning when the pilot decided that he was tired of those stupid little clouds and decided to land the plane.

Pilotun aptal küçük bulutlardan bıktığını ve uçağı indirmeye karar verdiği sabah saat 7:51 idi.

We had arrived in New York. The hour-long flight we had endured was finally over We had arrived in New York. The hour-long flight we had endured was finally over

New York'a gelmiştik. Katlandığımız bir saatlik uçuş sonunda bitti

I rate it a four point five point six squids out of five. I rate it a four point five point six squids out of five.

Beşten dört puan beş puan altı mürekkep oylar.

Why? Because like I said before there was no full course meal. Why? Because like I said before there was no full course meal.

Neden? Çünkü daha önce söylediğim gibi tam yemek yoktu.

I expected to be fed and no it's not a me problem, you insolent cow. At 8:52 in the morning I expected to be fed and no it's not a me problem, yOu inSoLeNt coW. At 8:52 in the morning

Beslenmeyi bekliyordum ve hayır bu benim için bir sorun değil, seni küstah inek. Sabah 8: 52'de

we were stranded. AirCanada had left us to fend for ourselves. Okay, that's a bit dramatic- we were stranded. Air Canada had left us to fend for ourselves. Okay, that's a bit dramatic-

mahsur kaldık. AirCanada bize kendimizi savuşturmak için terk etmişti. Tamam, bu biraz dramatik-

we were just busy waiting for a taxi to come and rescue us from the airport. It was a beautiful rainy day. we were just busy waiting for a taxi to come and rescue us from the airport. It was a beautiful rainy day.

Biz sadece gelip bizi havaalanından kurtarmak için bir taksi bekleyen meşgul. Yağmurlu güzel bir gündü.

I love rainy days. Don't you? I often find the sun too pretentious- like, we get it, you fuse hydrogen into helium, BIG DEAL. I love rainy days. Don't you? I often find the sun too pretentious- like, we get it, you fuse hydrogen into helium, BIG DEAL.

Yağmurlu günleri severim. Değil mi? Sık sık güneşi çok iddialı buluyorum - anlıyoruz, hidrojeni helyuma kaynaştırıyorsunuz, BIG DEAL.

You'll burn out in a couple million years anyways. Into the heart of New York we were headed. You'll burn out in a couple million years anyways. Into the heart of New York we were headed.

Zaten birkaç milyon yılda yanacaksın. New York'un kalbine gittik.

We were going straight into the lion's den or the shark tank. I was fully expecting We were going straight into the lion's den or the shark tank. I was fully expecting

Doğruca aslanın inine ya da köpekbalığı tankına gidiyorduk. Tamamen bekliyordum

Kevin, O'Leary to just jump out from around a corner and demand 5% royalties on the air Kevin, O'Leary to just jump out from around a corner and demand 5% royalties on the air

Kevin, O'Leary bir köşeden atlayacak ve% 5 telif hakkı talep edecek

I breathe. Back to the story, we decided to walk to the hotel to truly take in this magnificent city. I breathe. Back to the story, we decided to walk to the hotel to truly take in this magnificent city.

Nefes alıyorum. Hikayeye geri dönersek, bu muhteşem şehri gerçekten almak için otele yürümeye karar verdik.

We walked and walked, and walked, eventually arriving at the hotel. We walked and walked, aND walked, eventually arriving at the hotel.

Biz yürüdü ve yürüdü ve yürüdü, sonunda otele gelen.

Our room was like every other vanilla hotel room like seriously, Hampton. Can we switch things up a bit? Our room was like every other vanilla hotel room like seriously, Hampton. Can we switch things up a bit?

Odamızda her vanilya otel odası gibi ciddi, Hampton gibiydi. İşleri biraz değiştirebilir miyiz?

What if we had a beanbag chair? I mean that speaks miles of class. A fatboy. Yes, What if we had a beanbag chair? I mean that speaks miles of class. A fat boy. Yes,

Ya bir puf sandalyemiz olsaydı? Yani bu, kilometrelerce sınıftan bahsediyor. Şişman bir çocuk. Evet,

that's what it's actually called.

aslında buna denir.

that's what it's actually called. I used to have one of those, actually, it started to smell bad, unfortunately, I used to have one of those, actually, it started to smell bad, unfortunately,

Bunlardan birine sahiptim, aslında kötü kokmaya başladı, maalesef,

so we had to burn it in the furnace. The bathroom was pretty cool though. so we had to burn it in the furnace. The bathroom was pretty cool though.

bu yüzden fırında yakmak zorunda kaldık. Banyo olsa oldukça güzeldi.

It has been a full ten hours of madness since I last spoke to you. Now- It has been a full ten hours of madness since I last spoke to you. Now-

En son seninle konuştuğumdan beri tam on saat delilik oldu. Şimdi-

I wasn't able to film because so many things were happening and I just wasn't able to keep up, so I'm just gonna give you I wasn't able to film because so many things were happening and I just wasn't able to keep up, so I'm just gonna give you

Film çekemedim çünkü pek çok şey oluyor ve devam edemedim, bu yüzden sadece sana vereceğim

a quick rundown of everything that happened and insert some clips that I was a quick rundown of everything that happened and insert some clips that I was

olan her şeyin kısa bir özetini

miraculously able to film. So strap in, because this story is quite the roller coaster. miraculously able to film. So strap in, because this story is quite the roller coaster.

mucizevi bir şekilde film çekebilir. Öyleyse bağlan, çünkü bu hikaye oldukça hızlı.

So after we arrived at the hotel, we were extremely hungry. We ate breakfast at like 3 a.m. in the morning. So after we arrived at the hotel, we were extremely hungry. We ate breakfast at like 3 a.m. in the morning.

Biz otele geldikten sonra son derece açtık. Sabah 3 gibi kahvaltı yedik.

so needless to say we were- so needless to say, we were, rAveNouS

söylemeye gerek yok

I don't even need to read it out, you can say it yourself.

So we went to this place that my mom found in one of her deep dives on Google I don't even need to read it out, you can say it yourself.

Okumam bile gerekmiyor, kendiniz söyleyebilirsiniz.

So we went to this place that my mom found in one of her deep dives on Google

Bu yüzden annemin Google'daki derin dalışlarından birinde bulduğu bu yere gittik

It was called the Little eatly instead of Italy. You see, you know, what they did there- the restaurant itself-

gerçekten bir restoran değil. Bir yiyecek pazarının yarısı gibi, diğer yarısı bir restoran gibidir. İtalya yerine küçükçe yenildi. Bakın, bilirsiniz, orada ne yaptılar- restoranın kendisi-

it's not really a restaurant. It's like half of a food market and the other half is like a restaurant. It was called the Little eatly instead of Italy. You see, you know, what they did there- the restaurant itself- it's not really a restaurant. It's like half of a food market and the other half is like a restaurant.

The restaurant is like split into five parts, for instance, like one part was dedicated for pizza, The restaurant is like split into five parts, for instance, like one part was dedicated for pizza,

Restoran, beş parçaya bölünmüş gibi, örneğin, bir parça pizzaya adanmış gibi,

the other one was sushi, taco, fettuccine, linguine, the other one was sushi, taco, fettuccine, linguine,

diğeri suşi, taco, fettuccine, linguine,

martini, bikini, you get the point. But both me and my father found this design quite convoluted, martini, bikini, you get the point. But both me and my father found this design quite convoluted,

martini, bikini, anladın mı. Ama hem ben hem de babam bu tasarımı oldukça kıvrık bulduk,

because you couldn't go between because you couldn't go between

çünkü aralarında gidemezdin

restaurants, if that made sense. So if you committed to one of them, you were locked in for life. restaurants, if that made sense. So if you committed to one of them, you were locked in for life.

restoranlar, eğer mantıklı. Eğer bunlardan birine bağlı kalırsanız, ömür boyu kilitliydiniz.

I was in the mood for pizza, chicken and pasta all at once. So I ordered a panini. I was in the mood for pizza, chicken and pasta all at once. So I ordered a panini.

Bir kerede pizza, tavuk ve makarna havasındaydım. Bu yüzden bir panini sipariş ettim.

It was called the polpettone, definitely butchered that but anyways, it was It was called the polpettone, definitely butchered that but anyways, it was

Ona polpettone denirdi, kesinlikle kasapladı ama neyse,

$14 so just you know, just a little bit overpriced and it tasted good $14 so just you know, just a little bit overpriced and it tasted good

14 $ öylesine sadece biliyorsun, sadece biraz overpriced ve iyi tadı

I also don't want to know how many calories were in that thing because the amount of olive oil that she splashed on it- I also don't want to know how many calories were in that thing because the amount of olive oil that she splashed on it-

Ayrıca o şeyde kaç kalori olduğunu bilmek istemiyorum çünkü üzerine sıçradığı zeytinyağı miktarı-

it was like a waterfall.

bir şelale gibiydi.

it was like a waterfall. So after we were done with our So after we were done with our

Böylece işimiz bittikten sonra

feast. We wanted to go see the Statue of Liberty. And after getting lost on the subway a good ten times, feast. We wanted to go see the Statue of Liberty. And after getting lost on the subway a good ten times,

bayram. Özgürlük Heykeli'ni görmek istedik. Ve metroda on kez iyi kaybolduktan sonra,

we finally found our wits and arrived. Now- it was extremely foggy. So, not gonna lie, It was pretty underwhelming. After that, we finally found our wits and arrived. Now- it was extremely foggy. So, not gonna lie, It was pretty underwhelming. After that,

sonunda bizim fikir bulundu ve geldi. Şimdi- son derece sisliydi. Yani, yalan söylemeyeceksin, oldukça yorgundu. Daha sonra,

my parents wanted to go shopping. So I followed them around for a bit. My feet are dead. Look at this foot shot. my parents wanted to go shopping. So I followed them around for a bit. My feet are dead. Look at this foot shot.

ailem alışverişe gitmek istiyordu. Bu yüzden onları biraz takip ettim. Ayaklarım öldü. Şu ayak vuruşuna bak.

There's blisters on both of my ankles. When we entered into Patagonia There's blisters on both of my ankles. When we entered into Patagonia

Her iki ayak bileğimde kabarcıklar var. Patagonya'ya girdiğimizde

I had the other half of my panini because when I ate it at lunch I had the other half of my panini because when I ate it at lunch

Paniniğimin diğer yarısını aldım çünkü öğle yemeğinde yediğimde

I was only able to eat half because it was really thick and filling so I ate the other half there, now I was only able to eat half because it was really thick and filling so I ate the other half there, now

Sadece yarısını yiyebildim çünkü çok kalın ve dolduruyordu, bu yüzden şimdi diğer yarısını yedim, şimdi

I've been just doing a homework for the past like three hours I've been just doing a homework for the past like three hours

Sadece üç saat gibi geçmiş için ödev yapıyorum

I'm catching up on all the stuff that I missed today plus all the stuff I'm catching up on all the stuff that I missed today plus all the stuff

Bugün kaçırdığım tüm şeyleri ve tüm şeyleri yakalıyorum

I'm gonna miss on Monday my parents they actually went to go and see a play I'm gonna miss on Monday my parents they actually went to go and see a play

Pazartesi günü özleyeceğim ebeveynlerim aslında gidip bir oyun görmeye gittiler

Broadway I stayed at the hotel because I had homework, okay Broadway I stayed at the hotel because I had homework, okay

Broadway'de ödevim olduğu için otelde kaldım, tamam

I'm about to send Twitter into world war three, but I have to admit plays are not my thing I'm about to send Twitter into world war three, but I have to admit plays are not my thing

Twitter'ı üçüncü dünya savaşına göndermek üzereyim, ama oyunların benim işim olmadığını itiraf etmeliyim

I don't find them entertaining except for fire bringer fire bringer was funny again. It's just my opinion I don't find them entertaining except for fire bringer fire bringer was funny again. It's just my opinion

İtfaiye itfaiyeci yine komikti dışında onları eğlenceli bulmuyorum. Bu sadece benim fikrim

I know that it takes incredible talent to put one of those things together. So I'm not trying to demean anybody's achievements I know that it takes incredible talent to put one of those things together. So I'm not trying to demean anybody's achievements

Bunlardan birini bir araya getirmenin inanılmaz bir yetenek gerektirdiğini biliyorum. Bu yüzden kimsenin başarılarını küçümsemeye çalışmıyorum

Yeah, that's it. See you all tomorrow Yeah, that's it. See you all tomorrow

Evet işte bu. Yarın görüşürüz

Good morning, my dudes so it's just past 7:00 a.m Good morning, my dudes so it's just past 7:00 a.m

Günaydın dostlarım sabah 7:00 geçti

I woke up because I want to go to breakfast and worry that they don't have any avocado I woke up because I want to go to breakfast and worry that they don't have any avocado

Uyandım çünkü kahvaltıya gidip avokadoları olmadığından endişe ediyorum

So I might have to do some chemistry and actually grow an avocado. So don't be worried if I'm pulling out the agriculture So I might have to do some chemistry and actually grow an avocado. So don't be worried if I'm pulling out the agriculture

Bu yüzden biraz kimya yapmam ve aslında bir avokado yetiştirmem gerekebilir. Bu yüzden tarımı çekersem endişelenme

It's all part of the process. We went to bed really late last night because my parents got home from the play really late It's all part of the process. We went to bed really late last night because my parents got home from the play really late

Her şey sürecin bir parçası. Dün gece gerçekten geç yatağa gittik çünkü ailem oyundan gerçekten geç geldi

Let's go eat. Let's get this avocado. That was awful. I'm sorry. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, it is time we feeeeeeast! (Feast) Let's go eat. Let's get this avocado. That was awful. I'm sorry. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, it is time we feeeeeeast! (Feast)

Hadi yemeğe gidelim. Hadi bu avokadoyu alalım. Çok kötüydü. Üzgünüm. Tamam bayanlar ve baylar, şimdi ücret almamızın zamanı geldi! (Feast)

Hotel breakfasts may be despised by many Hotel breakfasts may be despised by many

Otel kahvaltıları birçok kişi tarafından hor görülebilir

But I adore it I indulged in the typical North American breakfast trying everything But I adore it I indulged in the typical North American breakfast trying everything

Ama her şeye rağmen tipik Kuzey Amerika kahvaltısına bayıldım.

But still making sure I didn't spread myself out too thin the French toast amazing But still making sure I didn't spread myself out too thin the French toast amazing

Ama yine de kendimi çok ince yayılmadığımdan emin olmak inanılmaz Fransız tostu

I rarely eat things like french toast. So he vacuumed it out the eggs. How do I make eggs of this manner? I rarely eat things like french toast. So he vacuumed it out the eggs. How do I make eggs of this manner?

Nadiren kızarmış ekmek gibi şeyler yerim. Böylece yumurtaları temizledi. Bu şekilde nasıl yumurta yapabilirim?

I would like to know it was 9:07 a.m. When I returned to the hotel room, unfortunately this morning was pretty boring I would like to know it was 9:07 a.m. When I returned to the hotel room, unfortunately this morning was pretty boring

Ben 9:07 am olduğunu bilmek istiyorum Otel odasına döndüğümde, ne yazık ki bu sabah oldukça sıkıcı oldu

I was busy editing my last video and that is what I spent the entire first half of the day doing it was time I was busy editing my last video and that is what I spent the entire first half of the day doing it was time

Son videomu düzenlemekle meşguldüm ve günün ilk yarısını bunu yapmak için harcadım

I lost myself in the workings of iMovie my parents on the other hand I lost myself in the workings of iMovie my parents on the other hand

Öte yandan ailem iMovie'nin çalışmalarında kendimi kaybettim

They were getting ready to go biking in Central Park like the tourists they are so with that they left me to my own devices They were getting ready to go biking in Central Park like the tourists they are so with that they left me to my own devices

Central Park'ta bisiklet sürmeye hazırlanıyorlardı, turistler gibi beni kendi cihazımla bıraktılar

Three hours later my parents returned with my lunch a lovely spaghetti squash salad like everything in New York Three hours later my parents returned with my lunch a lovely spaghetti squash salad like everything in New York

Üç saat sonra ailem öğle yemeğimle New York'taki her şey gibi güzel bir spagetti kabak salatası geri döndü

It was severely overpriced my thoughts in the salad at first it was good It was severely overpriced my thoughts in the salad at first it was good

İlk başta salata benim düşüncelerim ciddi overpriced

But then the Dijon mustard summoned all of its spicy power and attacks my insides with a flamethrower it was nauseatingly spicy But then the Dijon mustard summoned all of its spicy power and attacks my insides with a flamethrower it was nauseatingly spicy

Ama sonra Dijon hardalı tüm baharatlı gücünü çağırdı ve içimde bir alev aleviyle saldırıyor, bu kadar baharatlıydı

So my dad ate it and I stole his chicken meatballs which in my opinion were extremely stale So my dad ate it and I stole his chicken meatballs which in my opinion were extremely stale

Babam yedi ve ben onun tavuk köfte çaldı hangi bence son derece bayat

Anyways enough talking about me my parents had things to show for themselves Anyways enough talking about me my parents had things to show for themselves

Her neyse, benimle ilgili yeterince konuşma, ailemin kendileri için gösterecekleri şeyler vardı

my father splurged a bit at some clothing store and my mother bought a bucket of my father splurged a bit at some clothing store and my mother bought a bucket of

babam bir parça giyim mağazasında biraz parçalandı ve annem bir kova aldı.

Watermelon quite the combination if I must say so myself at this point it was 12 p.m Watermelon quite the combination if I must say so myself at this point it was 12 p.m

Karpuz oldukça kombinasyon söylemek gerekir eğer bu yüzden kendimi bu noktada 12 pm

And we still had the entire day ahead of us. So we decided to step out as per my mother's demands And we still had the entire day ahead of us. So we decided to step out as per my mother's demands

Ve hala bütün gün önümüzde kaldı. Bu yüzden annemin taleplerine göre adım atmaya karar verdik

You see here's the thing about my mom. She likes to do the absolute most when we travel. I'm sorry relaxing You see here's the thing about my mom. She likes to do the absolute most when we travel. I'm sorry relaxing

Görüyorsun burada annemle ilgili bir şey var. Biz seyahat ederken en mutlak yapmak seviyor. Rahatladığım için üzgünüm

Yeah, she’s never heard that word before the trip Yeah, she’s never heard that word before the trip

Evet, yolculuktan önce bu kelimeyi hiç duymamıştı

She literally conducted a federal She literally conducted a federal

Kelimenin tam anlamıyla bir federal yönetti

Investigation on the internet for places to visit in New York and it went without saying that both me and my father were obligated Investigation on the internet for places to visit in New York and it went without saying that both me and my father were obligated

New York'ta ziyaret edilecek yerler için internette araştırma ve hem ben hem de babamın zorunlu olduğunu söylemeye gerek yok

To accompany her. So on this fine Saturday afternoon. We were getting ready to go To accompany her. So on this fine Saturday afternoon. We were getting ready to go

Ona eşlik etmek. Bu güzel Cumartesi öğleden sonra. Gitmeye hazırlanıyoruz

God knows we're in New York as per request of my mother God knows we're in New York as per request of my mother

Tanrı biliyor ki annemin isteği üzerine New York'tayız

I put on my most dapper outfit yet and out the door. We went you see New York is a city of many wonders I put on my most dapper outfit yet and out the door. We went you see New York is a city of many wonders

En zarif kıyafetimi giydim ve kapıdan çıktım. New York'un birçok harikalar şehri olduğunu gördük

There's literally everything from the hole in the wall taco places to the overcrowded train stations There's literally everything from the hole in the wall taco places to the overcrowded train stations

Duvar taco yerlerindeki delikten aşırı kalabalık tren istasyonlarına kadar her şey var

I was actually very surprised by how similar it felt to Toronto in that sense I was actually very surprised by how similar it felt to Toronto in that sense

Aslında bu anlamda Toronto'ya ne kadar benzediğine çok şaşırdım

I was expected to be bombarded with the American if you know what I mean I was expected to be bombarded with the American if you know what I mean

Ne demek istediğimi anlarsan Amerikan ile bombalanmam bekleniyordu

I went to Disneyland once when I was in grade 3 and I have vivid memories of how I went to Disneyland once when I was in grade 3 and I have vivid memories of how

3. sınıftayken bir kez Disneyland'a gittim ve

American it felt it was this sense of too much all at once and all the time kind of like the James Charles controversy American it felt it was this sense of too much all at once and all the time kind of like the James Charles controversy

Amerikalı, her seferinde bu kadar çok şey hissettiğini hissetti ve her zaman James Charles tartışması gibi

But I was pleasantly surprised aside from the absolutely dysfunctional subway system. It was very reminiscent of Toronto But I was pleasantly surprised aside from the absolutely dysfunctional subway system. It was very reminiscent of Toronto

Ama kesinlikle işlevsiz metro sisteminin dışında hoş bir sürpriz oldu. Toronto'yu çok andırıyordu

It was simply a big city, but you know what they say the Big Apple is full of surprises actually It was simply a big city, but you know what they say the Big Apple is full of surprises actually

Sadece büyük bir şehirdi, ama Big Apple'ın aslında sürprizlerle dolu olduğunu söylediklerini biliyorsunuz

They never say that I made it up. It was a figment of my imagination They never say that I made it up. It was a figment of my imagination

Asla uydurduğumu söylemiyorlar. Bu benim hayal gücümün bir figürüydü

On that note. Where did New York get that nickname and why isn't it any other fruit? On that note. Where did New York get that nickname and why isn't it any other fruit?

Bu notta. New York bu takma adı nereden aldı ve neden başka bir meyve değil?

What if it was the big orange or the big banana or the big avocado? What if it was the big orange or the big banana or the big avocado?

Ya big orange ya da big banana ya da big avocado olsaydı?

Okay, I'm gonna stop now before I offend everyone in their pet dog Okay, I'm gonna stop now before I offend everyone in their pet dog

Tamam, şimdi evcil köpeklerindeki herkesi rahatsız etmeden önce duracağım

Like I said before my parents and I were out and about we were just three cats out on the town Like I said before my parents and I were out and about we were just three cats out on the town

Annem ve babam dışarıdayken söylediğim gibi, kasabada sadece üç kedimiz vardı

I couldn't believe that while I was having this much fun on the streets of New York I couldn't believe that while I was having this much fun on the streets of New York

New York sokaklarında bu kadar eğlenirken inanamadım

I had to go back to school the following Monday the prospect of anything academic seemed preposterous I had to go back to school the following Monday the prospect of anything academic seemed preposterous

Ertesi Pazartesi okula geri dönmek zorunda kaldım.

It was like sitting on a chair that was on fire. You're having fun. Just observing everything It was like sitting on a chair that was on fire. You're having fun. Just observing everything

Yanan bir sandalyede oturmak gibiydi. Eğleniyorsun. Sadece her şeyi gözlemleyerek

But as soon as that flame hits your butt it's over for you But as soon as that flame hits your butt it's over for you

Ama bu alev kıçına vurur vurmaz senin için bitti

Actually that metaphor seems very prevalent for the state of YouTube right now in the most vague way possible Actually that metaphor seems very prevalent for the state of YouTube right now in the most vague way possible

Aslında bu metafor şu anda YouTube'un durumu için mümkün olan en belirsiz şekilde çok yaygın görünüyor

Can we talk about how the internet isn't just complete shambles at the moment, like what in the devil's armpit is going on? Can we talk about how the internet isn't just complete shambles at the moment, like what in the devil's armpit is going on?

Şu anda internetin sadece tam karmakarışık değil, şeytanın koltukaltında neler olduğu hakkında konuşabilir miyiz?

It's complete anarchy and pandemonium and I can't believe it is this why aliens will never visit us because of makeup It's complete anarchy and pandemonium and I can't believe it is this why aliens will never visit us because of makeup

Tam bir anarşi ve pandemonium ve uzaylıların makyaj yüzünden bizi asla ziyaret etmemelerinin bu olduğuna inanamıyorum

also, am I no longer allowed to say sisters will I get demonetize and isn't it funny how we were relatively also, am I no longer allowed to say sisters will I get demonetize and isn't it funny how we were relatively

ayrıca, artık kız kardeşlerin şeytanlaştırılacağını söyleyemez miyim ve göreceli olarak nasıl olduğumuz komik değil mi

Drama-free for a good month and then all of a sudden a literal mass extinction occurred every time I go on Twitter Drama-free for a good month and then all of a sudden a literal mass extinction occurred every time I go on Twitter

İyi bir ay boyunca dramsız ve sonra Twitter'a her gittiğimde birdenbire gerçek bir kitlesel yok oluş oldu

I think I stray further from the light at this moment. Why doesn't Susan Whitman? I think I stray further from the light at this moment. Why doesn't Susan Whitman?

Sanırım şu anda ışıktan uzaklaşıyorum. Susan Whitman neden olmasın?

Pull the plug. Anyways, that's my existential crisis for today. Hope you enjoyed it Pull the plug. Anyways, that's my existential crisis for today. Hope you enjoyed it

Fişi çekin. Her neyse, bu benim bugün varoluşsal krizim. Umarım hoşuna gitmiştir

Hope it buttered your egg roll and I'll see you when we wake up from this fever dream Hope it buttered your egg roll and I'll see you when we wake up from this fever dream

Umarım yumurta rulonuzu yağdırır ve bu ateş rüyasından uyandığımızda görüşürüz

Good morning. Hello my dudes. I look like a floating head. So we're just gonna keep it that way Good morning. Hello my dudes. I look like a floating head. So we're just gonna keep it that way

Günaydın. Merhaba dostlarım. Kayan bir kafaya benziyorum. Bu yüzden onu bu şekilde tutacağız

So, it's Sunday May 5th, and it's the day of the Shorty Awards So, it's Sunday May 5th, and it's the day of the Shorty Awards

Yani, 5 Mayıs Pazar, ve Shorty Ödülleri günü

so yesterday we decided to do some tourism and then it dawned on me that I so yesterday we decided to do some tourism and then it dawned on me that I

bu yüzden dün biraz turizm yapmaya karar verdik ve sonra üzerimde

Didn't really know what I was wearing to the Shorty Awards at first Didn't really know what I was wearing to the Shorty Awards at first

İlk başta Shorty Ödülleri'ne ne giydiğimi gerçekten bilmiyordum

I was just gonna go pretty casually, you know I was just gonna go pretty casually, you know

Sadece rahatça gidecektim, biliyorsun

I was gonna wear some cargo pants and a simple white t-shirt I was gonna wear some cargo pants and a simple white t-shirt

Kargo pantolonu ve sade beyaz bir tişört giyecektim

Then I searched up shorty award outfits and then I realized that you can't go looking like an absolute train wreck Then I searched up shorty award outfits and then I realized that you can't go looking like an absolute train wreck

Sonra kısa ödüllü kıyafetler aradım ve sonra mutlak bir tren enkazı gibi görünmeyeceğini anladım

So I had to put in a little bit more effort, so I decided to go to a Aritzia So I had to put in a little bit more effort, so I decided to go to a Aritzia

Bu yüzden biraz daha çaba göstermem gerekiyordu, bu yüzden Aritzia'ya gitmeye karar verdim

Yeah with my mom we spent hours in there. We decided upon this dress. It's kind of like an a-line type of dress Yeah with my mom we spent hours in there. We decided upon this dress. It's kind of like an a-line type of dress

Evet annemle orada saatler geçirdik. Bu elbiseye karar verdik. Bir çeşit a-line elbise gibi

I didn't want to go looking like I'm clubbing or something or going a prom dress I didn't want to go looking like I'm clubbing or something or going a prom dress

Kulüp gibi falan bakmak ya da balo elbisesi almak gibi görünmek istemedim

I was also really lucky because I foreshadowed that I might regret the cargo pants situation. So I brought these shoes from Toronto I was also really lucky because I foreshadowed that I might regret the cargo pants situation. So I brought these shoes from Toronto

Ayrıca çok şanslıydım çünkü kargo pantolonu durumundan pişman olabileceğimi önceden haber verdim. Bu ayakkabıları Toronto'dan getirdim

I've never worn them and I'm scared to anyways, so I tried on this dress at first I've never worn them and I'm scared to anyways, so I tried on this dress at first

Onları hiç giymedim ve zaten korkuyorum, bu yüzden önce bu elbiseyi denedim

I liked it a lot. Then I brought it home. I tried it on it didn't look cute. It really didn't so this morning I liked it a lot. Then I brought it home. I tried it on it didn't look cute. It really didn't so this morning

Onu çok sevdim. Sonra eve getirdim. Denedim sevimli görünmüyordu. Bu sabah gerçekten öyle olmadı

we're gonna go on a bit of a rescue mission back to Aritzia to try on some other dresses that are like kind of a we're gonna go on a bit of a rescue mission back to Aritzia to try on some other dresses that are like kind of a

Aritzia'ya geri dönecek bir tür kurtarma görevi yapacağız.

Line anyways after that it didn't end because we passed by a Barnes & Noble Line anyways after that it didn't end because we passed by a Barnes & Noble

Bundan sonra hat yine de bitmedi çünkü bir Barnes & Noble'dan geçtik

I was shocked, you know, I've never been in a Barnes & Noble. There isn't one in Canada I was shocked, you know, I've never been in a Barnes & Noble. There isn't one in Canada

Şok olmuştum, bilirsiniz, Barnes & Noble'da hiç bulunmadım. Kanada'da kimse yok

I was excited I was looking for books. So I walked in looking for books. I found so much more than that I was excited I was looking for books. So I walked in looking for books. I found so much more than that

Kitap aradığım için heyecanlandım. Bu yüzden kitap aramaya yürüdüm. Bundan çok daha fazlasını buldum

They had a vinyl collection. And I mean the biggest vinyl collection I've ever seen I picked up five vinyls They had a vinyl collection. And I mean the biggest vinyl collection I've ever seen I picked up five vinyls

Bir vinil koleksiyonu vardı. Ve beş vinil aldığımı gördüğüm en büyük vinil koleksiyonu demek istiyorum

I could have kept going but I couldn't take them all home because they wouldn't fit in my suitcase I could have kept going but I couldn't take them all home because they wouldn't fit in my suitcase

Devam edebilirdim ama hepsini eve götüremedim çünkü bavuluma sığmayacaklardı

It was a tough decision to me It was a tough decision to me

Bu benim için zor bir karardı

So first of all Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet sympathy for the devil is possibly my favorite song by the Rolling Stones So first of all Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet sympathy for the devil is possibly my favorite song by the Rolling Stones

Her şeyden önce Rolling Stones Dilenciler Ziyafet için sempati duymak muhtemelen Rolling Stones'ın en sevdiğim şarkısı

It's so fun and sassy

Çok eğlenceli ve küstah

It's so fun and sassy I just love it all so props to the Rolling Stones for still being together after all this time I just love it all so props to the Rolling Stones for still being together after all this time

Bunca zamandan beri hala birlikte olduğum için Rolling Stones'a çok seviyorum

So, please don't pull, you know, a one direction or a Jonas Brothers move on us Rolling Stones So, please don't pull, you know, a One Direction or a Jonas Brothers move on us Rolling Stones

Bu yüzden, lütfen bir yöne veya Jonas Brothers'ın bize doğru hareket etmesine izin vermeyin.

Please thank you. Number two. Sweet dreams are made of this. by the arrhythmic Please thank you. Number two. Sweet dreams are made of this. by the arrhythmic

Lütfen teşekkürler. İki numaralı. Bundan tatlı rüyalar yapılır. aritmik

Yeah, I've been looking for this final for a really long time next we have Vaughan Ivor Yeah, I've been looking for this final for a really long time next we have Vaughan Ivor

Evet, çok uzun zamandır bu finali arıyordum, bir sonraki Vaughan Ivor var

I love Bon Iver. His songs are just absolutely gorgeous. Bon Iver I love Bon Iver. His songs are just absolutely gorgeous. Bon Iver

Bon Iver'ı seviyorum. Şarkıları kesinlikle harika. Bon Iver

also wrote a song for twilight eclipse or one of the Twilight movies. It's called Roslin also wrote a song for twilight eclipse or one of the Twilight movies. It's called Roslin

ayrıca alacakaranlık tutulması veya Alacakaranlık filmlerinden biri için bir şarkı yazdı. Adı Roslin

I was obsessed with it like two months ago. I still am it's the only good thing about the Twilight Franchise I was obsessed with it like two months ago. I still am it's the only good thing about the Twilight Franchise

Buna iki ay önce takıntılıydım. Alacakaranlık Franchise'ına dair tek iyi şey hala ben

I Can smell the disarray that I just put Twitter in I'm gonna stop talking. Anyways, now we have Elton John I Can smell the disarray that I just put Twitter in I'm gonna stop talking. Anyways, now we have Elton John

Sadece Twitter'a koyduğum karışıklığı koklayabilirim Konuşmayı bırakacağım. Her neyse, şimdi Elton John var

Goodbye, yellow brick road again. Just a classic and finally yeah, David Byrne American utopia Goodbye, yellow brick road again. Just a classic and finally yeah, David Byrne American utopia

Güle güle, yine sarı tuğlalı yol. Sadece klasik ve sonunda evet, David Byrne Amerikan ütopyası

I love David Byrne. If you guys know the Talking Heads, he was the lead singer that big suit moment I love David Byrne. If you guys know the Talking Heads, he was the lead singer that big suit moment

David Byrne'yi seviyorum. Eğer Talking Heads'ı tanıyorsanız, o büyük takım anının baş şarkıcısıydı

I need to wear that someday. It doesn't matter. I could go to school in that for five weeks. I would be happy I need to wear that someday. It doesn't matter. I could go to school in that for five weeks. I would be happy

Bunu bir gün giymem gerek. Önemli değil. Beş hafta boyunca okula gidebilirim. mutlu olurdum

So yeah, that was all we did yesterday this morning So yeah, that was all we did yesterday this morning

Evet, dün bu sabah yaptığımız buydu

I woke up at I woke up at

Ben de uyandım

8:45 and I started to freak out because breakfast only goes until 10:00 and I wanted to eat a lot this morning 8:45 and I started to freak out because breakfast only goes until 10:00 and I wanted to eat a lot this morning

8:45 ve çıldırmaya başladım çünkü kahvaltı sadece 10: 00'a kadar gidiyor ve bu sabah çok yemek yemek istedim

I think it's no secret that I eat pretty boring food, but I'm okay with it every once in a while I think it's no secret that I eat pretty boring food, but I'm okay with it every once in a while

Sanırım oldukça sıkıcı yiyecekler yemem bir sır değil, ama arada bir iyiyim

however

ancak

however If I'm presented with the opportunity, I will eat until I can't anymore and a hotel breakfast really do present that opportunity for me If I'm presented with the opportunity, I will eat until I can't anymore and a hotel breakfast really do present that opportunity for me

Eğer fırsatım olsaydı, artık yapamayana kadar yemek yiyeceğim ve otel kahvaltısı bu fırsatı gerçekten benim için sunacak

So, you know

Sen bilirsin Ben mümkün olduğunca hızlı giysilerimi koymak dışarı çıktım kapı dışarı koştu önce kahvaltı sadece bir

So, you know I got out of that put on my clothes as fast as possible rushed out the door went down to breakfast first a just a I got out of that put on my clothes as fast as possible rushed out the door went down to breakfast first a just a

Patty some scrambled eggs some potatoes. I think, you know keeping it simple then I really put my foot in the mud Patty some scrambled eggs some potatoes. I think, you know keeping it simple then I really put my foot in the mud

Patty biraz çırpılmış yumurta biraz patates. Sanırım basit tutmayı biliyorsun, sonra gerçekten ayağımı çamurun içine koydum

I made a waffle and put sprinkles on it. It was really exciting I made a waffle and put sprinkles on it. It was really exciting

Bir gözleme yaptım ve üzerine sprinkles koydum. Gerçekten heyecan vericiydi

And my mom was shocked both my parents were strong for that matter because they've never seen something so vile in their entire lives And my mom was shocked both my parents were strong for that matter because they've never seen something so vile in their entire lives

Ve annem şok oldu, hem annem hem de babam bu konuda güçlüydü çünkü hayatları boyunca hiç bu kadar aşağılık bir şey görmediler

But you know, it was a good experience

Ama bilirsiniz, bu iyi bir deneyimdi

But you know, it was a good experience I ate it I came I saw I went and I'm not gonna do it again because I'm definitely sure I'm gonna get tummy troubles I ate it I came I saw I went and I'm not gonna do it again because I'm definitely sure I'm gonna get tummy troubles

Yedim Yedim Gördüm Gittim ve bir daha yapmayacağım çünkü kesinlikle karın problemleri yaşayacağımdan eminim

Later, yeah, you know, it's really bad when hotel food is exciting for you Later, yeah, you know, it's really bad when hotel food is exciting for you

Daha sonra, evet, biliyorsunuz, otel yemekleri sizin için heyecan verici olduğunda gerçekten kötü

so now like I said before we're gonna go in a bit of a rescue mission to Aritzia and return this dress and try to find so now like I said before we're gonna go in a bit of a rescue mission to Aritzia and return this dress and try to find

şimdi söylediğim gibi Aritzia'ya bir kurtarma görevine girip bu elbiseyi geri getirip bulmaya çalışacağız.

Find something else that I like not gonna lie. I'm feeling really thick after that waffle Find something else that I like not gonna lie. I'm feeling really thick after that waffle

Yalan söylemeyeceğim başka bir şey bul. O waffle'dan sonra çok kalın hissediyorum

Anyways, I'll see you guys later from here on out everybody put your helmets on cuz things are gonna be going fast Anyways, I'll see you guys later from here on out everybody put your helmets on cuz things are gonna be going fast

Her neyse, daha sonra görüşürüz millet dışarıda herkes kasklarınızı takacak çünkü işler hızlı olacak

It was 3:30 p.m. And I was getting ready for the award show It was 3:30 p.m. And I was getting ready for the award show

15:30 idi ve ödül şovuna hazırlanıyordum

I had taken a shower and my mother was doing my hair as for the dress I had taken a shower and my mother was doing my hair as for the dress

Duş almıştım ve annem elbiseye gelince saçımı yapıyordu

We ended up going back to Aritzia and getting the same one the smaller size, honestly We ended up going back to Aritzia and getting the same one the smaller size, honestly

Biz Aritzia geri gidiş ve aynı daha küçük boyutu, dürüst elde

I kind of got fed up after 30 minutes of searching for another dress I kind of got fed up after 30 minutes of searching for another dress

Başka bir elbise aradıktan 30 dakika sonra bıktım

So I just went with the one in front of me

Bu yüzden önümdekilerle gittim

So I just went with the one in front of me The only thing left now is for my parents to get ready The only thing left now is for my parents to get ready

Şimdi geriye kalan tek şey ailemin hazır olması

My dad got ready in literally two minutes, but my mother she was more of a turtle My dad got ready in literally two minutes, but my mother she was more of a turtle

Babam tam anlamıyla iki dakika içinde hazırlandı, ama annem daha çok bir kaplumbağaydı

You see she actually puts thought into her outfit You see she actually puts thought into her outfit

Görüyorsun aslında kıyafetine düşünce

She's a 55 year old She's a 55 year old

55 yaşında

Fashion conscious woman and she may or may not still be picking out my outfits most of the time Fashion conscious woman and she may or may not still be picking out my outfits most of the time

Moda bilinçli kadın ve çoğu zaman kıyafetlerimi seçiyor olabilir ya da olmayabilir

I must say she looked bOUjeE. Eventually we were out on the streets and trying to find a cab. Were we running late? I must say she looked bOUjeE. Eventually we were out on the streets and trying to find a cab. Were we running late?

Onun baktýđýný söylemeliyim. Sonunda sokaklarda ve taksi bulmaya çalışıyorduk. Geç mi kaldık?

Yes, my dad was freaking out eventually. However, we hopped into a cab and were speeding off to the award show at 5:00 p.m Yes, my dad was freaking out eventually. However, we hopped into a cab and were speeding off to the award show at 5:00 p.m

Evet, babam sonunda korkuyordu. Ancak, bir taksiye bindik ve 17: 00'da ödül şovuna hızlandık

We were in the venue ready to weak havoc. Not going to lie We were in the venue ready to weak havoc. Not going to lie

Mekanda zayıf tahribat için hazırdık. Yalan söylemeyeceğim

There are a lot of people some strange some very very strange people who I'm starting to believe There are a lot of people some strange some very very strange people who I'm starting to believe

İnanmaya başladığım çok garip insanlar var.

Were not actually people but that might just be a trickle of light so I don't want to see him anything regardless Were not actually people but that might just be a trickle of light so I don't want to see him anything regardless

Aslında insanlar değildiler ama bu sadece bir ışık damlası olabilir, bu yüzden onu ne olursa olsun görmek istemiyorum

It was cocktail hour and both my dad and I made it our mission to eat everything It was cocktail hour and both my dad and I made it our mission to eat everything

Kokteyl saatiydi ve hem babam hem de ben her şeyi yemek görevimizi yaptık

They had the ricotta cheese amazing and scrumptious the chicken. It was very tasty the potato cakes They had the ricotta cheese amazing and scrumptious the chicken. It was very tasty the potato cakes

Onlar inanılmaz ve şahane tavuk ricotta peyniri vardı. Patates kekleri çok lezzetliydi

We're not gonna talk about that cuz they were kind of a disappointment We're not gonna talk about that cuz they were kind of a disappointment

O hakkında konuşmayacağız çünkü onlar bir tür hayal kırıklığıydı

Well blame it on the tomatoes another hour passed and we were served our dinner Well blame it on the tomatoes another hour passed and we were served our dinner

Peki başka bir saat geçti domates üzerinde suçluyorum ve bizim akşam yemeği servis

I would like to make a note on the tofu. They served. All I have to say is mine is better I would like to make a note on the tofu. They served. All I have to say is mine is better

Soya peyniri hakkında bir not yazmak istiyorum. Hizmet ettiler. Tek söylemem gereken benim daha iyi

but then again

ama sonra tekrar

but then again

Meşe palamudu kabağında yaşıyorum

I live on acorn squash I live on acorn squash So I don't think I'm much of a moral compass to spare you all most of the details. We ate a lot So I don't think I'm much of a moral compass to spare you all most of the details. We ate a lot

Bu yüzden tüm detayları size ayıracak kadar ahlaki bir pusula olduğumu düşünmüyorum. Çok yedik

Hey, it was free food

Hey, bedava yemekti

Hey, it was free food What did you expect we were having a blast and the night was just beginning even the carrots were good at some point Kathy Griffin What did you expect we were having a blast and the night was just beginning even the carrots were good at some point Kathy Griffin

Ne bir patlama yapıyorduk ve havuç bir noktada Kathy Griffin iyi bir gece başlıyordu ne bekliyordun

Took the stage the show began so many people took the stage Took the stage the show began so many people took the stage

Gösteri başladı sahne aldı, birçok kişi sahne aldı

I had never been in the room with so many famous people and I felt honored humbled and also slightly attacked I had never been in the room with so many famous people and I felt honored humbled and also slightly attacked

O kadar çok ünlü insanla odada hiç bulunmamıştım ve onurlanmış hissettim ve aynı zamanda hafif saldırıya uğradım

I was the most shocked at how similar these people look in real life to their social media presence I was the most shocked at how similar these people look in real life to their social media presence

Bu insanların gerçek hayatta sosyal medya varlıklarına ne kadar benzediğine en çok şaşırdım

I don't know why but I had a stupid belief that I was about to be big-time catfished by everyone I don't know why but I had a stupid belief that I was about to be big-time catfished by everyone

Nedenini bilmiyorum ama herkes tarafından büyük bir zaman kedi yetiştirmek üzere olduğuma dair aptalca bir inancım vardı

But I wasn't everybody looks exactly the same also But I wasn't everybody looks exactly the same also

Ama ben herkes aynı görünmüyordu

I can now brag that I've been in the same room as Shane Dawson take that Nancy from third grade during the intermission I can now brag that I've been in the same room as Shane Dawson take that Nancy from third grade during the intermission

Artık Shane Dawson'ın aradaki Nancy'yi üçüncü sınıftan almasıyla aynı odada olduğum için övünebilirim

We were served the saddest dessert. I think I've ever seen We were served the saddest dessert. I think I've ever seen

Biz en üzücü tatlı servis. Sanırım hiç gördüm

I mean, how is a table of ten people supposed to share a platter of flimsy little cookies? I mean, how is a table of ten people supposed to share a platter of flimsy little cookies?

Yani, on kişilik bir tablonun çürük küçük kurabiye tabağını nasıl paylaşması gerekiyor?

It's at this point that I would also like to congratulate Mac from Mac It's at this point that I would also like to congratulate Mac from Mac

Bu noktada Mac'i Mac'ten de tebrik etmek istiyorum

Does it for winning Best YouTube comedian and we were in the same category and I'm happy for his success

En iyi YouTube komedyenini kazanmak için mi yapıyor ve aynı kategorideydik ve başarısından dolayı mutluyum

Does it for winning Best YouTube comedian and we were in the same category and I'm happy for his success Good job my guy, but I think from all of this the most memorable moment of my whole, New York Good job my guy, but I think from all of this the most memorable moment of my whole, New York

İyi iş adamım, ama tüm bunlardan en unutulmaz anım New York

Experience was when the award show was over Experience was when the award show was over

Deneyim ödül şovunun sona erdiği zamandı

But Kathy Griffin was not and some demon possessed her so she decided to go into the audience and talk to people now my mother But Kathy Griffin was not and some demon possessed her so she decided to go into the audience and talk to people now my mother

Ama Kathy Griffin değildi ve bir iblis ona sahipti, bu yüzden seyirciye girmeye ve şimdi annemle insanlarla konuşmaya karar verdi

was petrified and she was doing everything in her power to not get Cathy's attention and was that my dudes the night was over my was petrified and she was doing everything in her power to not get Cathy's attention and was that my dudes the night was over my

taşlaşmıştı ve Cathy'nin dikkatini çekmemek için elinden gelen her şeyi yapıyordu ve gece dostlarımın

Trip had come to a close and it was time to get her bags ready for a flight back to Toronto Trip had come to a close and it was time to get her bags ready for a flight back to Toronto

Yolculuk sona erdi ve çantalarını Toronto'ya bir uçuşa hazır hale getirmenin zamanı gelmişti

Needless to say the next morning was a disaster at the airport because we were all still half asleep Needless to say the next morning was a disaster at the airport because we were all still half asleep

Tabii ki ertesi sabah havaalanında bir felaket oldu çünkü hepimiz hala uykuda

So for that reason, I didn't even bother filming, but that's it. My dudes. That's the entire video. I hope you enjoyed it So for that reason, I didn't even bother filming, but that's it. My dudes. That's the entire video. I hope you enjoyed it

Bu nedenle, filme bile çekmedim, ama hepsi bu. Dostlarım. Tüm video bu. Umarım hoşuna gitmiştir

I love you guys so much and I'll see you next week with another video I love you guys so much and I'll see you next week with another video

Sizi çok seviyorum ve gelecek hafta başka bir videoyla görüşeceğim

(aggressive screech) TOODLES! (aggressive screech) TOODLES!

(agresif çığlık)

(James Charles references: 6) (James Charles references: 6)

(James Charles referansları: 6)