3 MILLION COOKIES FOR 3 MILLION SUBSCRIBBLERSYouTube↗  IA↗(long shot)
Comedy  3.2M views 208K likes 1.9K dislikes   21 Oct 2019
Joana Ceddia 3.3M subscribers N/A YouTube↗


Please select the problem
You must specify your email and describe the problem in detail
Describe your problem in detail if it's not obvious

Click to Play Video Click to Play Video
this singing is supost to be on the americas got talent this singing is supost to be on the americas got talent
Acest cantat ar trebuie sa fie la America are talent
i'm going to cry i'm going to cry
O sa plang
there are only happy mistakes :) there are only happy mistakes :)
Acolo sunt doar greseli fericite :)
oh no the beast woke up
Oh nu, s-a trezit bestia
oh no the beast woke up (intense screaming) (intense screaming)
(tipat intens)
oh god no
Oh Dumnezeule nu
oh god no it has been awaken D: it has been awaken D:
A fost trezita D:
she needs an avocado she needs an avocado
ea are nevoie de un avocado
(throat clearing) (throat clearing)
(Isi drege vocea)
So, that happened... Hey dudes, how's it going? So, that happened... Hey dudes, how's it going?
Deci, aia s-a intamplat... Hey oameni, cum va merge?
So, I'm hoping you've read the title by now but in case you haven't So, I'm hoping you've read the title by now but in case you haven't
Deci, sper ca ai citit titlul pana acum dar in cazul in care nu ai facut asta,
I'm just gonna spell it out for you I'm just gonna spell it out for you
Doar il voi spune pe litere
I'M GOING TO BAKE 3 MILLION COOKIES AND YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH IT! I'M GOING TO BAKE 3 MILLION COOKIES AND YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH IT!
VOI COACE 3 MILIOANE DE BISCUITI SI TU O SA TE UITI LA ASTA
So, let's begin.
Deci hai sa incepem.
So, let's begin. Now, this whole cookies for subscribers madness began just over a year ago when I hit a 100 subs. Now, this whole cookies for subscribers madness began just over a year ago when I hit a 100 subs.
Acum, toata nebunia asta cu biscuiti pentru subscriberi a inceput cu peste un an in urma cand am ajuns la 100 de subscriberi.
And since then, I've been doing this for each subscriber milestone I hit. And since then, I've been doing this for each subscriber milestone I hit.
Si inca de atunci, am facut chestia asta pentru fiecare data cand am facut un nou record in subscriberi.
Lots has changed since 100 subs though, and everytime I make this video, I try to one up myself if you will. Lots has changed since 100 subs though, and everytime I make this video, I try to one up myself if you will.
Multe chestii s-au schimbat de cand aveam 100 subs totusi, si de fiecare data cand fac vidoclipuri din-acestea, voi incerca sa adaug ceva.
Yes, it's excruciatingly painful each time and I even said that in my last cookie extravaganza. Yes, it's excruciatingly painful each time and I even said that in my last cookie extravaganza.
Da, este incredibil de dureros de fiecare data si chiar am spus in ultima extravaganta a biscuitilor.
I would only be doing this again when I hit 5 million subs. I would only be doing this again when I hit 5 million subs.
Voi face asta din nou atunci cand voi ajunge la 5 milioane de subscriberi
But guess who's a glutton for punishment? But guess who's a glutton for punishment?
Dar ghiceste cui ii plac pedepsele?
THIS ST00PID B-
Aceasta stupida -
THIS ST00PID B- So we're going through this again. So we're going through this again.
Deci facem asta din nou.
So in this video,
Deci in video-ul asta,
So in this video, I decided to bake cookies for 24 hours straight. I decided to bake cookies for 24 hours straight.
Am decis sa coc biscuiti pentru fix 24 de ore.
Why?
De ce?
Why?
Nu stiu.
I don't know. I don't know.
doar am visat asta
it just came to me in a dream it just came to me in a dream and I woke up one day and said "You know what? This is what I'm going to do this weekend." and I woke up one day and said "You know what? This is what I'm going to do this weekend."
si m-am trezit intr-o zi si am zis "Stii ce? Asta o sa fac eu weekendul asta."
Now, there are also two things that I had learnt from my previous adventures in Now, there are also two things that I had learnt from my previous adventures in
Acum, sunt doua chestii pe care le-am invatat din aventurile mele anterioare in
cookie baking that I was to keep in mind. cookie baking that I was to keep in mind.
gatitul biscuitilor pe care am vrut sa le tin minte.
Number 1: Nipple cookies are very time inefficient. Number 1: Nipple cookies are very time inefficient.
Numarul unu, biscuitii Nipple sunt foarte ineficienti cand vine vorba de timp.
I spent double the time making them than if I was just to mix the chips in with the batter, I spent double the time making them than if I was just to mix the chips in with the batter,
Am petrecut dublu de timp facandu-i decat daca doar amestecam bucatile de ciocolata in coca,
and make the cookies that way.
si sa fac biscuitii in felul acela.
and make the cookies that way. So unfortunately I would be giving those beasts a rest. So unfortunately I would be giving those beasts a rest.
Deci, din pacate voi trebui sa le dau acelor bestii o pauza
💔ｐｒｅｓｓ Ｆ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｃｈａｔ ｔｏ ｐａｙ ｒｅｓｐｅｃｔｓ💔 💔ｐｒｅｓｓ Ｆ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｃｈａｔ ｔｏ ｐａｙ ｒｅｓｐｅｃｔｓ💔
a p a s a F i n c h a t p e n t r u r e s p e c t
Number 2: You cannot buy three $50 dollar stand-alone mixers off of Amazon and expect them to work. Number 2: You cannot buy three $50 dollar stand-alone mixers off of Amazon and expect them to work.
Remember those monsters from last video? Remember those monsters from last video?
Yeah, well guess what happened to them? Yeah, well guess what happened to them?
thєч'vє вєєn rσttíng íín mч вαsєmєnt єvєr síncє thєч'vє вєєn rσttíng íín mч вαsєmєnt єvєr síncє
So I decided you know what? If you're going do it to 'em... So I decided you know what? If you're going do it to 'em...
You gotta do it to 'em the right way. You gotta do it to 'em the right way.
So I went to Canadian Tire where they were having a 40% off sale on all their KitchenAid mixers So I went to Canadian Tire where they were having a 40% off sale on all their KitchenAid mixers
and if you know anything,
and if you know anything, it's that's all stay-at-home moms preach by these monstrous machines. it's that's all stay-at-home moms preach by these monstrous machines.
Now, I wanted a pink one but unfortunately Now, I wanted a pink one but unfortunately
the incompetent people at American Wheel did not have my best interest at heart. the incompetent people at American Wheel did not have my best interest at heart.
So, I had to settle for a blue stand alone mixer. So, I had to settle for a blue stand alone mixer.
Like are they really going to push my buttons that way? Like are they really going to push my buttons that way?
But anyways, I bought the thing, took it home But anyways, I bought the thing, took it home
and took it right out of the box.
and took it right out of the box. Making sure to make the biggest mess possible so that Making sure to make the biggest mess possible so that
I could not return it in its original packaging. I could not return it in its original packaging.
What a real power move.
What a real power move. I have to say the machine is really pretty. Like, she's gorgeous! I have to say the machine is really pretty. Like, she's gorgeous!
Am I going to use this in my daily life? Am I going to use this in my daily life?
Probably not.
Probably not. I mean you all know what my cooking looks like. I mean you all know what my cooking looks like.
The next thing I did was find a recipe that I liked. The next thing I did was find a recipe that I liked.
Now I wanted to find an eggless cookie recipe for two reasons: Now I wanted to find an eggless cookie recipe for two reasons:
Number 1 and 2 are lies
Number 1 and 2 are lies and 4) I wanted to be able to eat the raw batter and 4) I wanted to be able to eat the raw batter
So, I went searching on the internet and found this recipe by Holly. So, I went searching on the internet and found this recipe by Holly.
She has an egg allergy and a Pinterest page dedicated to eggless recipies. She has an egg allergy and a Pinterest page dedicated to eggless recipies.
I mean, what an icon! A pinterest page for cooking? I don't even have a pinterest page, period. I mean, what an icon! A pinterest page for cooking? I don't even have a pinterest page, period.
The recipe worked me, it essentially swapped out the egg for olive oil. The recipe worked me, it essentially swapped out the egg for olive oil.
Hey, I'll fall for it, just as long as I don't have to use those stupid ovaries again >:( Hey, I'll fall for it, just as long as I don't have to use those stupid ovaries again >:(
So now it was time to actually make those darn cookies. So now it was time to actually make those darn cookies.
I woke up at 6:30am on October 19th I woke up at 6:30am on October 19th
and my mother and I descended upon Loblaws. and my mother and I descended upon Loblaws.
I'd estimated that at full speed ahead I would be able to bake two batches of cookies per hour I'd estimated that at full speed ahead I would be able to bake two batches of cookies per hour
SO I HAD TO BUY 48 TIMES THE RECIPE. SO I HAD TO BUY 48 TIMES THE RECIPE.
Let me run these numbers by you real quick Let me run these numbers by you real quick
So that you get a good picture of what we're dealing with. So that you get a good picture of what we're dealing with.
Number one:
Number one: 24 CUPS of butter 24 CUPS of butter
Number two:
Number two: 12 cups of granulated sugar 12 cups of granulated sugar
Number three:
Number three: 24 cups of packed brown sugar 24 cups of packed brown sugar
Ready for THIS? (no :( )
Ready for THIS? (no :( ) 72 CUPS OF FLOUR 72 CUPS OF FLOUR
Number five:
Number five: 8.4 kilograms of chocolate chips (they gon' have diabetes) 8.4 kilograms of chocolate chips (they gon' have diabetes)
Number six:
Number six: An entire bottle of v̷o̷d̷k̷a̷ olive oil. An entire bottle of v̷o̷d̷k̷a̷ olive oil.
And number seven:
And number seven: enough vanilla extract and baking soda for gits and shiggles enough vanilla extract and baking soda for gits and shiggles
So, needless to say
So, needless to say I had my work cut out for me. I had my work cut out for me.
I did my thing in Loblaws,
I did my thing in Loblaws, no one was in there cause it was 7am on a Saturday morning no one was in there cause it was 7am on a Saturday morning
But hey, i'm not complaining.
But hey, i'm not complaining. You know, when i read that i would need 24 cups of butter You know, when i read that i would need 24 cups of butter
I should have run for the hills.
I should have run for the hills. Joana, your hands are gonna be oily for the next 30 days. Joana, your hands are gonna be oily for the next 30 days.
Hello, my dudes. How's it going? (g00d) Hello, my dudes. How's it going? (g00d)
It is 9:30 am, Saturday morning It is 9:30 am, Saturday morning
And we are finally doing this. And we are finally doing this.
I've already arranged all of my ingredients I've already arranged all of my ingredients
in front of me.
in front of me. (real recordings of John Cena eating diabetes before the final round NOT LIES!) (real recordings of John Cena eating diabetes before the final round NOT LIES!)
John Cena: Yes, i have been eating chocolate chips for the past, like, 30 minutes. John Cena: Yes, i have been eating chocolate chips for the past, like, 30 minutes.
Now, as I've mentioned already, i'm gonna be baking for 24 hours straight Now, as I've mentioned already, i'm gonna be baking for 24 hours straight
Do i think i can do it?
Do i think i can do it?
(Shakes in frustrated karen) (Shakes in frustrated karen)
As you can probably imagine, As you can probably imagine, this million... this million...
This million has been quite the rollercoaster. This million has been quite the rollercoaster.
Like, what the hecc is even happening anymore? Like, what the hecc is even happening anymore?
Oh Oh
That shouldn't be in there.
That shouldn't be in there. (screams in goat) (screams in goat)
(screams in canada)
(screams in canada) You know, I graduated from high school. You know, I graduated from hecc place.
I bleached my hair. I bleached my hair.
I turned 11.
I turned 18. I got nominated for a shorty award. I got nominated for a shorty award.
And recently a streamy award And recently a streamy award
Thank you guys so much for that. Thank you guys so much for that.
Who wants a bite? ;)
Who wants a bite? ;) Okay, a quarter cup of cocaine Okay, a quarter cup of cocaine
I MEAN SUGAR-
I MEAN SUGAR- So then i started baking like a lunatic So then i started baking like a lunatic
I have to admit that this stand-alone mixer was probably one of the best investments of my life. I have to admit that this stand-alone mixer was probably one of the best investments of my life.
She was
She was
spinning
spinning
flipping flipping
screaming screaming and yelling and yelling
all while getting the job done all while getting the job done
Some other things I should mention:
Some other things I should mention: Olive oil by itself is vile Olive oil by itself is vile
Bitter-sweet chocolate chips are a scam after you eat like five of them. Bitter-sweet chocolate chips are a scam after you eat like five of them.
I should've just bought 30 bags of milk chocolate chips instead I should've just bought 30 bags of milk chocolate chips instead
What the hecc was I thinking?
What the hecc was I thinking? Oh and this happened: I found a blond hair Oh and this happened: I found a blond hair
in the dough and I'm guessing it must have come from in the dough and I'm guessing it must have come from
a blond
a blond
troll, 'cause I truly have troll, 'cause I truly have no idea where else it could've come from no idea where else it could've come from
When, finally, I almost burnt down my house When, finally, I almost burnt down my house
Once the first batch of cookies had been Once the first batch of cookies had been
in the oven for like five minutes, in the oven for like five minutes,
I started smelling burning and thought to myself I started smelling burning and thought to myself
What a sticky predicament I've put myself in What a sticky predicament I've put myself in
and found out that one of the new baking sheets I bought and found out that one of the new baking sheets I bought
still had the little paper tag on it still had the little paper tag on it
and I forgot to take it off, but you know what? and I forgot to take it off, but you know what?
I'm the stupid kid who microwaves tin foil I'm the stupid kid who microwaves tin foil
So this is pretty on character for me :D So this is pretty on character for me :D
But after that false alarm
But after that false alarm The first batch of cookies was out of the oven The first batch of cookies was out of the oven
Now for this video
Now for this video I decided to just dump all the cookies out on the counter and hope for the best. I decided to just dump all the cookies out on the counter and hope for the best.
So i saran wrapped it So i saran wrapped it
and started furiously pooping cookies all over it. and started furiously pooping cookies all over it.
This was a good solution except for the fact that This was a good solution except for the fact that
the entire house smelled of cookies for 3 days after that the entire house smelled of cookies for 3 days after that
I mean
I mean
you win some you win some
you lose some you lose some
and you smell some B-D and you smell some B-D So i think we're still pretty good. So i think we're still pretty good.
At 11:00 am i was really in it, At 11:00 am i was really in it,
I was making cookies and eating a lot of them. I was making cookies and eating a lot of them.
What? this is the instance where I get to sink my foot in the mud What? this is the instance where I get to sink my foot in the mud
so you best believe im going to do it badly. so you best believe im going to do it badly.
The only two things of interest that happened here was The only two things of interest that happened here was
I, by accident, dropped the tablespoon into the mixer and it got all bent and janky I, by accident, dropped the tablespoon into the mixer and it got all bent and janky
I also started using the superior milk chocolate chips I also started using the superior milk chocolate chips
and my computer battery hit 69% ;) and my computer battery hit 69% ;)
At 12 PM we were entering hour three. At 12 PM we were entering hour three.
The mountain of cookies was still pathetically tiny in size, The mountain of cookies was still pathetically tiny in size,
but that didn't stop my parents but that didn't stop my parents
from breaking into my kitchen that they paid for from breaking into my kitchen that they paid for
and putting a damper on my progress and putting a damper on my progress
by eating the fruits of my labour. by eating the fruits of my labour.
Like, okay. Are you gonna pay for those Mother Goose? Like, okay. Are you gonna pay for those Mother Goose?
You've already eaten an entire bag of Hershey's chocolate chips You've already eaten an entire bag of Hershey's chocolate chips
but fair enough, two can play at that game. but fair enough, two can play at that game.
ｉ'ｌｌ ｅａｔ ａｌｌ ｙｏｕｒ ａｖｏｃａｄｏｓ,ｊｕｓｔ ｙｏｕ ｗａｉｔ >Ｂ) ｉ'ｌｌ ｅａｔ ａｌｌ ｙｏｕｒ ａｖｏｃａｄｏｓ,ｊｕｓｔ ｙｏｕ ｗａｉｔ >Ｂ)
Regardless, cookies were coming out of the oven. Regardless, cookies were coming out of the oven.
I think it's a good time now for me to mention that, for my sanity, I think it's a good time now for me to mention that, for my sanity,
I'm not actually going to make 3 million cookies I'm not actually going to make 3 million cookies
and if you thought that was really the case, you just called yourself a knucklehead. and if you thought that was really the case, you just called yourself a knucklehead.
(insert megamind here) Let's do some quick maths here: (insert megamind here) Let's do some quick maths here:
Suppose each cookie is one gram, Suppose each cookie is one gram,
which is already a very liberally tiny cookie. which is already a very liberally tiny cookie.
If I actually ended up making 3 million cookies If I actually ended up making 3 million cookies
that would be 3 million grams worth of cookies. that would be 3 million grams worth of cookies.
or 3 tons.
or 3 tons. I would literally be here for months. I would literally be here for months.
I mean, Mr Beast would probably do it I mean, Mr Beast would probably do it
but I'm not him, so.
but I'm not him, so. Yeah, things were not going too well. Yeah, things were not going too well.
I was beggining to hit the brick wall, I was beggining to hit the brick wall,
made of cookies, of course.
made of cookies, of course. This was the deadly combination: This was the deadly combination:
The absurd amount of cookies I was consuming The absurd amount of cookies I was consuming
And the monotonous work that was this activity. And the monotonous work that was this activity.
I was feeling quite sluggish. I was feeling quite sluggish.
𝕚'𝕞 𝕓𝕖𝕘𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕪 𝕚 𝕤𝕒𝕚𝕕 𝕚 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟- 𝕚'𝕞 𝕓𝕖𝕘𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕪 𝕚 𝕤𝕒𝕚𝕕 𝕚 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟-
My back, it hurts. My back, it hurts.
My fingers... feel like they are permanently 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕪. My fingers... feel like they are permanently 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕪.
And my head is throbbing from the sheer amount of sugar I've consumed. And my head is throbbing from the sheer amount of sugar I've consumed.
The worst part is...
The worst part is... I'm barely 25% of the way there. I'm barely 25% of the way there.
And yes, I am eating a copious amount of avocado. And yes, I am eating a copious amount of avocado.
I feel like I need to do yoga or something. I feel like I need to do yoga or something.
shes going to die
shes going to die
oh no
oh no ａ ｈ ａ ｈ
But it was in my moment of darkness But it was in my moment of darkness (jesus joined the chat)that I had an idea. (jesus joined the chat)that I had an idea.
Honestly, it was more of an excuse, but we won't talk about it. Honestly, it was more of an excuse, but we won't talk about it.
I got up from my young-adult temper tantrum I got up from my young-adult temper tantrum
and I decided to make all the batter at once. and I decided to make all the batter at once.
I thought it would be more fun but, honestly, I thought it would be more fun but, honestly,
it just made me skeptical of my judgement. it just made me skeptical of my judgement.
Whatever is left of it, anyways. Whatever is left of it, anyways.
I still had, like, 30 times worth of the recipe to go through I still had, like, 30 times worth of the recipe to go through
So it was a long and winding road ahead of me. So it was a long and winding road ahead of me.
I was melting three sticks of butter at a time. I was melting three sticks of butter at a time.
What in the fricc is wrong with me? What in the fricc is wrong with me?
Lowkey, I was hoping it would explode in the microwave Lowkey, I was hoping it would explode in the microwave
so I could milk it for more content so I could milk it for more content
but unfortunately dairy has a rough time in my G.I. track but unfortunately dairy has a rough time in my G.I. track
so that was out of the question.
so that was out of the question. (possessed) ＨＡｈａｈａＨＡ! You are such a comedic genius! (possessed) ＨＡｈａｈａＨＡ! You are such a comedic genius!
I also must have missed this I also must have missed this
but the brown sugar I bought turned out to be but the brown sugar I bought turned out to be
a literal brick, like, I could decapitate someone with this. a literal brick, like, I could decapitate someone with this.
It was so hard it got me scared. It was so hard it got me scared.
Wait, that didn't sound-
Wait, that didn't sound- Then, the unspeakable happened. Then, the unspeakable happened.
I ran out of chocolate chips. I ran out of chocolate chips.
I thought I'd done the calculations correctly, I thought I'd done the calculations correctly,
but apparently I goofed. Hard. but apparently I goofed. Hard.
So obviously I ｆｒｅａｋｅｄ So obviously I ｆｒｅａｋｅｄ
This is equivallent to having a spoiled wrench thrown into my cooking plans This is equivallent to having a spoiled wrench thrown into my cooking plans
But fear not 'cause when in doubt, call Mother Goose. But fear not 'cause when in doubt, call Mother Goose.
And that's exactly what I did.
And that's exactly what I did. Thankfully, my mom was doing her mom things out on the road Thankfully, my mom was doing her mom things out on the road
and she could bring me three extra bags of chocolate chips, and she could bring me three extra bags of chocolate chips,
which she delivered after I made a call of distress to her. which she delivered after I made a call of distress to her.
(still possessed) The next two hours whizzed past me in a blur of butter, sugar and flour. (still possessed) The next two hours whizzed past me in a blur of butter, sugar and flour.
I don't even know if I was following the recipe anymore. I don't even know if I was following the recipe anymore.
Something was being made, that's for sure. Something was being made, that's for sure.
But was it correct? Beats me.
But was it correct? Beats me. I felt like if Gordon Ramsay took anabolic lamb sauce steroids. I felt like if Gordon Ramsay took anabolic lamb sauce steroids.
It was crazy.
It was crazy. Eventually, I ran out of ingredients though. Eventually, I ran out of ingredients though.
i had waved my cooking wand and ｂｏｏｍ i had waved my cooking wand and ｂｏｏｍ
Before me sat the most repulsive and grotesquely massive Before me sat the most repulsive and grotesquely massive
pile of dough I had ever seen.
pile of dough I had ever seen. This thing had it's own gravitational field. This thing had it's own gravitational field.
It was so tall that no longer was it a little g calculation It was so tall that no longer was it a little g calculation
No, no, no.
No, no, no. It was oficially a big G problem. It was oficially a big G problem.
Put this thing next to a black hole Put this thing next to a black hole
and it would not get sucked in, the hole would orbit IT. and it would not get sucked in, the hole would orbit IT.
It was nearly 6PM It was nearly 6PM
Believe it or not but I still 16 hours to go. Believe it or not but I still 16 hours to go.
Was my sanity fading? Yes. Was my sanity fading? Yes.
But what had I expected? I was making trays and trays of those suckers But what had I expected? I was making trays and trays of those suckers
Adding to my mountain of cookies at a rapid pace. Adding to my mountain of cookies at a rapid pace.
But let's be honest here.
But let's be honest here. I had essentially made no progress. I had essentially made no progress.
Sure, the mountain of cookies was growing, metastasizing Sure, the mountain of cookies was growing, metastasizing
like some sort of fungal infection of the biscuit variety. like some sort of fungal infection of the biscuit variety.
But it was painfully slow.
But it was painfully slow. The sunset, which reminded me that I still had half a day of dealing with this hellspawn. The sunset, which reminded me that I still had half a day of dealing with this hellspawn.
The cookies? They sat there, mocking me. The cookies? They sat there, mocking me.
I'm sorry, what was that? You wanna play games? I'm sorry, what was that? You wanna play games?
I'll do a lot worse than increase your blood sugar I'll do a lot worse than increase your blood sugar
ｙｏｕ ｍｅｒｅ ｍｏｒｔａｌ
ｙｏｕ ｍｅｒｅ ｍｏｒｔａｌ Thankfully at 8PM my dad didn't even ask if I needed help Thankfully at 8PM my dad didn't even ask if I needed help
and dove into the batter headfirst. and dove into the batter headfirst.
This was when the biggest advancements were made. This was when the biggest advancements were made.
Why? Because someone forgot to tell him that the cookies were ment to be small. Why? Because someone forgot to tell him that the cookies were ment to be small.
He was making huge culinary monsters. He was making huge culinary monsters.
They were big boys.
They were big boys. They weren't single bite Sallys They weren't single bite Sallys
they were two bite Tommys.
they were two bite Tommys. The only other thing of importance that happened The only other thing of importance that happened
was that my mom just started cleaning everything. was that my mom just started cleaning everything.
She does this sometimes and, honestly, She does this sometimes and, honestly,
it's the reason why we don't live in a pigsty. it's the reason why we don't live in a pigsty.
But she really was going for it. But she really was going for it.
It was my bedtime, except that I wasn't It was my bedtime, except that I wasn't
going to go to bed any time soon going to go to bed any time soon
because I had a huge responsability because I had a huge responsability
to no one, nothing and everything at the same time. to no one, nothing and everything at the same time.
Turns out my dad made one batch of cookies Turns out my dad made one batch of cookies
and said "okay, see you later" and said "okay, see you later"
and called it a day.
and called it a day. It was time for Mother Goose to take the reins, It was time for Mother Goose to take the reins,
except that she'd fallen down a Jeffree Star rabbit hole. except that she'd fallen down a Jeffree Star rabbit hole.
Did she have a remote clue as to who he was? Hell no. Did she have a remote clue as to who he was? Hell no.
But was she enthralled? Hell yes. But was she enthralled? Hell yes.
So it was up to me and my abilities So it was up to me and my abilities
to keep going and, not gonna lie,
to keep going and, not gonna lie, I was ready to be done with this. I was ready to be done with this.
Is this the kind of mental strength you need to run a marathon? Is this the kind of mental strength you need to run a marathon?
I mean, I don't have the patience to do that I mean, I don't have the patience to do that
let alone the resilience,
let alone the resilience,
so I wouldn't know. so I wouldn't know. Three batches down, one million more to go. Three batches down, one million more to go.
I don't even know why you're watching this anymore. I don't even know why you're watching this anymore.
You're gaining nothing from this (laughs) You're gaining nothing from this (laughs)
Your know, my hands are oily.
Your know, my hands are oily.
My glasses... My glasses... I can't even see through them anymore I can't even see through them anymore
'cause they're so oily.
'cause they're so oily. ｈｅｙ ;) Sorry, okay. ｈｅｙ ;) Sorry, okay.
Eventually, my mother decided to step in Eventually, my mother decided to step in
and we tag-teamed it
and we tag-teamed it I'll admit this made things a whole 2% better I'd say. I'll admit this made things a whole 2% better I'd say.
We were two cooks out on the stove. We were two cooks out on the stove.
Blood was on the baking sheet.
Blood was on the baking sheet. Fire was coming out of our whisks. Fire was coming out of our whisks.
Not even the big bad wolf was able to knock our momentum down. Not even the big bad wolf was able to knock our momentum down.
(sniffing) (sniffing)
(Yeets cookies in oven) (Yeets cookies in oven)
(Joana singing "I will survive" by Gloria Gaynor out of tune) (Joana singing "I will survive" by Gloria Gaynor out of tune)
♪ without you by my side ♪ ♪ without you by my side ♪
♪ and then I spent so many nights ♪ ♪ and then I spent so many nights ♪
♪ thinking how you did me wrong ♪ ♪ thinking how you did me wrong ♪
♪ but I grew strong ♪ ♪ but I grew strong ♪
♪ I learnt how to get along ♪ ♪ I learnt how to get along ♪
♪ and so you're back ♪ ♪ and so you're back ♪
♪ from outer space— ♪
♪ from outer space— ♪ You know, few things make me question my existence You know, few things make me question my existence
but this always has, did and always will. but this always has, did and always will.
If you're wondering what happened to the cookies, If you're wondering what happened to the cookies,
I gave half to my dad, who force-fed them to his students I gave half to my dad, who force-fed them to his students
And the other half to Jade, who ate it with her roommates. And the other half to Jade, who ate it with her roommates.
At the end of the day, there's only one thing At the end of the day, there's only one thing
I want you all to take away from this. I want you all to take away from this.
Not everything that CAN be done Not everything that CAN be done
SHOULD be done.
SHOULD be done. Because you will end up paying dearly for it Because you will end up paying dearly for it
on the toilet at 4AM. on the toilet at 4AM.
And that's it my dudes.
And that's it my dudes. If you watched this until the end, If you watched this until the end,
I just wanted to say thanks for sticking around I just wanted to say thanks for sticking around
and your support means so much to me. and your support means so much to me.
3 million is such a huge milestone for me 3 million is such a huge milestone for me
and I still can't believe that this is my platform. and I still can't believe that this is my platform.
Thank you so much for everything!
Thank you so much for everything! I love you and I'll see you in the next one. I love you and I'll see you in the next one.
Stay spunky, stay funky Stay spunky, stay funky
and stay spicy...
and stay spicy...
Toodles! Toodles! ♪ whimsical, jazzy music ♪ ♪ whimsical, jazzy music ♪
*filled with shame* *filled with shame*
it is now time for the beast to sleep it is now time for the beast to sleep
she will be back untill someone gives her an avocado she will be back untill someone gives her an avocado
♪ triumphant music fades into the background ♪ ♪ triumphant music fades into the background ♪
Similar videos:

2017 REVIEW!
PewDiePie
4.1M views 402.1K likes 2.9K dislikes 25 Dec 201740% match
0 views 0 likes 0 dislikes 04 Jun 202637% match

i made kimchi pancakes (김치전 / kimchijeon) | cooking with nina
oh no nina
159.8K views 11.1K likes 68 dislikes 23 Feb 201935% match

Minecraft is scary!!! - Part 3
PewDiePie
21M views 1.3M likes -1 dislikes 25 Jun 201935% match





DELETING MY CHANNEL AT 50 MILLION.
PewDiePie
23.8M views 1.1M likes 87.7K dislikes 02 Dec 201634% match






I Went On Holiday...
PewDiePie
7.2M views 371K likes 5.4K dislikes 28 Aug 201634% match
0 views 0 likes 0 dislikes 04 Jun 202634% match

I found an EPIC treassure in Minecraft - Part 6
PewDiePie
21.6M views 1.2M likes -1 dislikes 01 Jul 201934% match






How Bake a Delicious Super Soft Moist Golden Banana Chocolate Chips Cake Easy | Vlog #13 | AMWF
John Le
1.7K views 74 likes 0 dislikes 21 May 201934% match

Mobile Ads NEEDS to be Stopped! (Important)
PewDiePie
13.9M views 674.2K likes -1 dislikes 04 Jan 201934% match
0 views 0 likes 0 dislikes 04 Jun 202634% match

LOGAN PAUL RETURNS 📰 PEW NEWS📰
PewDiePie
14.9M views 690.8K likes 27.3K dislikes 03 Feb 201834% match



Mị bị nói xấu???- In my defense - ( PEWDIEPIE VIETSUB )
Vietsub Pewdiepie
1.4K views 23 likes 0 dislikes 18 Jan 201733% match

RETURN TO SLENDER
PewDiePie
4.2M views 211.8K likes 2.9K dislikes 29 Sep 201733% match


BEST PART! - Outlast 2 - Part 5
PewDiePie
4M views 133.6K likes 2K dislikes 28 Apr 201733% match

TRÙM ĐẦU SẮT TOMBSTONE! | Spider-Man #5 (Vietsub)
Dũng Senpai
187.8K views 3.5K likes 57 dislikes 16 Sep 201833% match

MY FLAWS
PewDiePie
3.2M views 224.1K likes 3.6K dislikes 24 Aug 201733% match



I'M RACIST?
PewDiePie
8.1M views 454.4K likes 12.7K dislikes 08 Dec 201633% match



Strangers, again
Wong Fu Productions
20.8M views 346.9K likes 4K dislikes 21 Apr 201133% match

📽The Wake (Full movie)🎬 (1080p) (50fps) 2017

6.7K views 58 likes 3 dislikes 29 Oct 201732% match









MY BIGGEST HATER'S BACKSTORY
PewDiePie
10.7M views 342.7K likes 5.3K dislikes 01 Jul 201632% match



The danger of science denial | Michael Specter
TED
423.4K views 7.4K likes 597 dislikes 12 Apr 201032% match





NEVER SAY THIS TO A GAMER!
PewDiePie
5.3M views 290.1K likes 7.4K dislikes 10 Jul 201732% match


WELCOME TO THE PARTY | Those Nights at Rachel's
Markiplier
5.8M views 125.3K likes 1.7K dislikes 08 Jun 201632% match

NO SPILLAGE PLS | Turmoil (Expert Mode) #2
jacksepticeye
1.1M views 41.5K likes 414 dislikes 10 Sep 201732% match

TAY SÚNG NGẮN || WESTERN Movie || Cowboy Film || Phim cao Bồi Miền Tây Hoang Dã

25.8K views 0 likes 0 dislikes 25 May 202032% match

SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 14
Something Witty Entertainment
4.5M views 136.4K likes -1 dislikes 04 Oct 201932% match


See Problems As Opportunities | Mona Patel | TEDxNewBedford
TEDx Talks
36.2K views 462 likes 18 dislikes 25 Nov 201532% match

[Vietsub] Cùng chơi The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt - Tập 30 Bình Yên Trước Bão
Vua Trò Chơi
1.8K views 193 likes 0 dislikes 10 Apr 201632% match
0 views 0 likes 0 dislikes 04 Jun 202632% match




Settings Privacy About Contact Donate