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Irritating voice

Voce irritante.

Irritating voice

Video irritante e senza senso.

irritating pointless video. (a couple of minutes I wasted) goes to show. People will watch garbage. The results of a spoiled child. I've seen irritating pointless video. (a couple of minutes I wasted) goes to show. People will watch garbage. The results of a spoiled child. I've seen

(Il paio di minuti che ho sprecato) dimostra. Che le persone guardano spazzatura.

This play out with a different childish person. This is so pointless. Honestly, this makes you want to jump off a bridge

Una bambina viziata.

This play out with a different childish person. This is so pointless. Honestly, this makes you want to jump off a bridge

Ho visto questa cosa funzionare per un’altra persona infantile. Tutto questo non ha senso. Onestamente, questo video fa venir voglia di buttarsi da un ponte.

Yeah, you might actually be right about that one Yeah, you might actually be right about that one

Già, riguardo a quello potreste avere ragione.

so this all started perhaps like two months ago, when I first saw a photo of so this all started perhaps like two months ago when I first saw a photo of Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean and I thought to myself I want to look like that Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean and I thought to myself I want to look like that

Tutto questo è iniziato forse due mesi fa, quando ho visto per la prima volta una foto di Keira Knightley in Pirati dei Caraibi e ho pensato tra me e me: “Voglio essere come lei,

Why don't more people want to be a pirate and I want a boat. So for the past two months, I've been Why don't more people want to be a pirate and I want a boat. So for the past two months, I've been

perché non ci sono più persone che vogliono essere pirati, e voglio una barca.” Quindi, negli ultimi due mesi,

Silently collecting the perfect pieces for a pirate wardrobe Silently collecting the perfect pieces for a pirate wardrobe

ho silenziosamente racimolato i capi perfetti per un guardaroba da pirata.

All the pieces are thrifted from the jewelry to the shoes. Not the underwear though, because I'm not trying to get pregnant

Tutti i capi sono di seconda mano,

All the pieces are thrifted from the jewelry to the shoes. Not the underwear though, because I'm not trying to get pregnant

dai gioielli alle scarpe. La biancheria no però, perché non sto cercando di rimanere incinta.

So the first thing we're doing contact lenses. I mean you're either blind is Fric or you have to walk the plank So the first thing we're doing contact lenses. I mean you're either blind is Fric or you have to walk the plank

Per prima cosa, le lenti a contatto. Insomma, o siete parecchio ciechi o dovete camminare sull’asse.

I'm pretty sure that's how Johnny Depp won Pirates of the Caribbean today's outfit I'm pretty sure that's how Johnny Depp won Pirates of the Caribbean today's outfit

Sono abbastanza sicura che è così che Johnny Depp ha vinto Pirati dei Caraibi.

Honestly, it's a pretty generic pirate outfit if I do say so myself

L’outfit di oggi, onestamente,

Honestly, it's a pretty generic pirate outfit if I do say so myself

è un outfit da pirata abbastanza generico,

I don't want to dive head in and like embarrass myself day one. I'm pretty shy in person. So this video is gonna take some

devo dire.

I don't want to dive head in and like embarrass myself day one. I'm pretty shy in person. So this video is gonna take some

Non voglio tuffarmi di testa e tipo mettermi in imbarazzo il primo giorno. Sono abbastanza timida di persona quindi

Basketball-sized lady nuts if you know what I mean to pull off the exciting part about this outfit though Basketball-sized lady nuts if you know what I mean to pull off the exciting part about this outfit though

ci sono volute delle palle grandi quanto palloni da basket, non so se mi spiego, per portare a termine questo video. L'aspetto più emozionante di questo outfit però è che i pantaloni

Is that the pants they are thrifted? Is that the pants they are thrifted?

sono di seconda mano

But they're also from a Aritzia. Yeah, unfortunately, they do make me look quite thick if you know what I mean But they're also from a Aritzia. Yeah, unfortunately, they do make me look quite thick if you know what I mean

MA SONO ANCHE DI ARITZIA. Sfortunatamente mi fanno sembrare abbastanza formosa,

But I'm a pirate so emphasis is on looking like I'm gonna steal all your gold. So I think we're good

non so se mi spiego,

But I'm a pirate so emphasis is on looking like I'm gonna steal all your gold. So I think we're good

ma sono un pirata, quindi il tutto sta nel far sembrare che io stia per rubare tutto il vostro oro. Quindi secondo me siamo a posto.

So yeah So yeah

Ok, andiamo a scuola.

Let's go to school so that Monday was a Monday like any other I had school Let's go to school so that Monday was a Monday like any other I had school

Quel Lunedì era un Lunedì come tutti gli altri,

So I had to mentally prepare myself to not fall asleep in all my lectures

dovevo andare a scuola,

So I had to mentally prepare myself to not fall asleep in all my lectures

quindi ho dovuto prepararmi mentalmente a non addormentarmi durante tutte le mie lezioni.

that obviously meant that I also had to bake my breakfast pancake before going to school because as much as I'd want to I can't that obviously meant that I also had to bake my breakfast pancake before going to school because as much as I'd want to I can't

Quindi ovviamente ho anche dovuto cuocere il mio pancake prima di andare a scuola, perché per quanto io lo desideri,

Take my entire kitchen with me to make me food whenever I please Take my entire kitchen with me to make me food whenever I please

non posso portarmi dietro la mia intera cucina per cucinarmi del cibo in qualsiasi momento.

Yes, I got it today. It's gonna be a good day. If you're wondering where this jacket came from newsflash

SÌ, CE L'HO FATTA!

Yes, I got it today. It's gonna be a good day. If you're wondering where this jacket came from newsflash

OGGI SARÀ UN GRAN GIORNO. Se vi state chiedendo da dove venga questo giubbino,

It's from Aritzia, but why am I wearing it?

NOTIZIONA

It's from Aritzia, but why am I wearing it?

è di Aritzia,

You may be wondering well turned out that the arctic pooped on Toronto that very Monday so I had to bundle up

ma vi starete chiedendo perché me lo sono messo.

You may be wondering well turned out that the arctic pooped on Toronto that very Monday so I had to bundle up

Beh, è venuto fuori che l'Artico aveva cacato su Toronto proprio quel Lunedì,

I mean, let's be honest here Captain Hook is not one to go and build a snowman

quindi ho dovuto imbacuccarmi per bene.

I mean, let's be honest here Captain Hook is not one to go and build a snowman

Insomma, siamo onesti, Capitan Uncino non è un tipo da pupazzi di neve.

He'll probably steal all the snowman's gold first and then throw him overboard He'll probably steal all the snowman's gold first and then throw him overboard

Probabilmente prima ruberebbe tutto l'oro del pupazzo di neve e poi lo lancerebbe in mare.

So yeah

Quindi sì, sono andata a scuola.

So yeah I went to school and then the meantime Mother Nature upgraded from mild snow dusting that will probably cause a minor inconvenience I went to school and then the meantime Mother Nature upgraded from mild snow dusting that will probably cause a minor inconvenience

E nel frattempo Madre Natura è passata da una lieve spolveratina di neve che causerebbe al massimo un leggero disagio in strada

On the road to "oh my god, you know On the road to "oh my god, you know

I'll be cool if we turned the highways into one giant and McCobb slip-and-slide type of blizzards"

OH MIO DIO, SAPETE COSA SAREBBE BELLO?

I'll be cool if we turned the highways into one giant and McCobb slip-and-slide type of blizzards"

SE TRASFORMASSIMO LE STRADE IN UNA BUFERA DI NEVE GIGANTE TIPO UNO SCIVOLO MCCOB

Yeah, I was a pretty rough day. Especially when you're dressed like that. I mean don't get me wrong

Già, è stata una giornata abbastanza tosta

Yeah, I was a pretty rough day. Especially when you're dressed like that. I mean don't get me wrong

specialmente perché ero vestita COSÌ.

I love the snow for some sick reason when I see that everything is covered in ten inches of snow

Insomma, non fraintendetemi, amo la neve.

I love the snow for some sick reason when I see that everything is covered in ten inches of snow

Per qualche malsana ragione, quando vedo che tutto è coperto da 25 centimetri di neve

I get excited, but regardless at this point the outfit was still holding up. I need to mention a couple things

mi emoziono.

I get excited, but regardless at this point the outfit was still holding up. I need to mention a couple things

Ma comunque, a questo punto, l'outfit se la stava ancora cavando bene.

actually number one the shirt might have actually been made out of paper because it felt like I was

Ho da dire un paio di cose, in realtà.

actually number one the shirt might have actually been made out of paper because it felt like I was

Uno: probabilmente la maglia era davvero fatta di carta.

Perpetually standing in a freezer the thing held in no heat at all Perpetually standing in a freezer the thing held in no heat at all

Perché mi sentivo come se fossi perennemente in un freezer, quella cosa non tratteneva un minimo di calore.

Number two who on earth were these pants made for I know they're from Aritzia and that should mean that I can't hate them

Due:

Number two who on earth were these pants made for I know they're from Aritzia and that should mean that I can't hate them

per chi cavolo sono stati creati questi pantaloni? So che sono di Aritzia e ciò vorrebbe dire che non posso odiarli,

But find me someone who actually looks good in them and you have yourself But find me someone who actually looks good in them and you have yourself

ma trovatemi qualcuno a cui stanno davvero bene

Someone even Thanos would fear and number three Buttercup squashes are royally amazing Someone even Thanos would fear and number three Buttercup squashes are royally amazing

e avrete trovato qualcuno che farebbe paura perfino a Thanos. E tre: Le zucche sono incredibilmente fantastiche.

They deserve their own tear on Maslow's hierarchy of needs right under avocados. Thank you very much They deserve their own tear on Maslow's hierarchy of needs right under avocados. Thank you very much

Si meritano il loro gradino personale nella Piramide dei Bisogni di Maslow subito dopo gli Avocado. Grazie mille.

I'm here to pillage your village. Good morning my dudes before you dare even have the audacity I'm here to pillage your village. Good morning my dudes before you dare even have the audacity

Sono qui per saccheggiare il tuo villaggio. Buongiorno, ragazzuoli miei. Prima che osiate avere l'audacia

To say that I'm not taking any of this. Seriously. Let me tell you something yesterday

di dire

To say that I'm not taking any of this. Seriously. Let me tell you something yesterday

che non sto prendendo la cosa seriamente, lasciate che vi dica una cosa:

I went on the interwebs and searched up pirate couture and

ieri,

I went on the interwebs and searched up pirate couture and

sono andata sulla rete internet e ho cercato "pirate couture"

realize that many of the models are actually wearing makeup and I was like, I

ho realizzato che molte delle modelle erano truccate

Can do that too, you know me

ed ero tipo:

Can do that too, you know me

POSSO TRUCCARMI ANCH'IO!

I don't wear makeup, but you know, what if it's for looking like a pirate god damn it

Mi conoscete,

I don't wear makeup, but you know, what if it's for looking like a pirate god damn it

di solito non mi trucco, ma sapete cosa? Se è per sembrare un pirata,

I'm going to slather that stuff on thick like I'm literally putting my eczema on the line for this. Do you understand?

dannazione,

I'm going to slather that stuff on thick like I'm literally putting my eczema on the line for this. Do you understand?

mi spalmerò un bel po' di quella roba in faccia. Sto letteralmente mettendo a rischio il mio eczema per questa cosa.

How much of a sacrifice I'm making yesterday on the ride home from Loblaws? How much of a sacrifice I'm making yesterday on the ride home from Loblaws?

Vi rendete conto del sacrificio che sto facendo? Ieri, durante viaggio di ritorno da Loblaws,

Where I bought this makeup, I had the wonderful idea to test it out Where I bought this makeup, I had the wonderful idea to test it out

dove ho comprato questi trucchi, ho avuto la fantastica idea

You know, I mean, it can't be that hard. Listen, like it just got everywhere things were flying

di provarli, sapete.

You know, I mean, it can't be that hard. Listen, like it just got everywhere things were flying

Insomma, non è poi così difficile. Sentite, ho sporcato ovunque,

I looked like I had been a part of the Logan Paul and ksi chicken fight. Why don't you start with the lips?

c'erano cose che volavano,

I looked like I had been a part of the Logan Paul and ksi chicken fight. Why don't you start with the lips?

sembrava che avessi partecipato alla lotta di pollo tra Logan Paul e Ksi.

Because I feel like that's gonna be easier. How am I supposed to fill in my lips and not go outside the line?

Perché non iniziamo dal rossetto?

Because I feel like that's gonna be easier. How am I supposed to fill in my lips and not go outside the line?

Perché penso sia la cosa più facile. Come faccio a colorarmi le labbra senza uscire dai bordi?

Nice to meet you, how did I get it on my nose? What?

Oh n-AAAAAH!

Nice to meet you, how did I get it on my nose? What?

Uh-uh, piacere di conoscervi. Come ho fatto a mettermelo sul naso? Che?

Okay, now we're gonna go in with the eye shadow Okay, now we're gonna go in with the eye shadow

Ok, ora mettiamo l'ombretto.

Again, all the photos I saw the models were wearing really heavy smokey eyes Again, all the photos I saw the models were wearing really heavy smokey eyes

Di nuovo, in tutte le foto che ho visto le modelle avevano un trucco occhi molto pesante.

So we're going for I got punched in the face vibe. Oh my god. That's a lot of fallout

Quindi,

So we're going for I got punched in the face vibe. Oh my god. That's a lot of fallout

cercheremo di ottenere un'atmosfera molto "mi hanno tirato un pugno in faccia". Oh mio dio, ne è caduto un sacco,

No, I don't want that on my desk. Okay, I only have one brush

non voglio questo schifo sulla mia scrivania!

No, I don't want that on my desk. Okay, I only have one brush

Ok, ho un solo pennello,

I'm gonna have to go in with this one to like smooth things out of it I'm gonna have to go in with this one to like smooth things out of it

quindi dovrò usare questo qui per sfumare un po' meglio.

Oh Oh

Oh mio dio, cosa ho fatto?

My god what have I done? I look terrifying right now. Like I look like the third removed cousin of The Addams Family My god what have I done? I look terrifying right now. Like I look like the third removed cousin of The Addams Family

Faccio paurissima in questo momento. Cioè, sembro il terzo cugino emarginato della Famiglia Addams.

So the fit for today not gonna lie. It's a pretty wild one So the fit for today not gonna lie. It's a pretty wild one

Allora, l'outfit di oggi. Non mentirò, è abbastanza selvaggio.

So first off the dress underneath it is a frumpy little lingerie So first off the dress underneath it is a frumpy little lingerie

Allora, prima cosa, il vestito di sotto è un piccolo e trasandato vestito di lingerie

Dress from La Vie on Rose and then I have this peasant top nothing really special about that Dress from La Vie on Rose and then I have this peasant top nothing really special about that

di "La Vie en Rose". E poi ho questa maglia da contadinella, niente di speciale in realtà.

Then this denim bustier, I think is what it's called. The bustier is from a brand called sexy kitten Then this denim bustier, I think is what it's called. The bustier is from a brand called sexy kitten

Poi questo corsetto di jeans, penso si chiami così. Il corsetto è di una marca chiamata "Sexy Kitten".

Okay, and finally my cowboy boots

OK.

Okay, and finally my cowboy boots

E infine, i miei stivaletti da cowboy.

I know what you're thinking why is pirating so addictive because they say once you lose your first hand you get hooked

So a cosa state pensando.

I know what you're thinking why is pirating so addictive because they say once you lose your first hand you get hooked

"Perché fare il pirata dà così tanta dipendenza?" Perchè dicono che dopo che perdi la prima mano,

Sorry, I searched up bad pirate puns and that came up

diventi dipendente. [scusate raga, in italiano fa schifo]

Sorry, I searched up bad pirate puns and that came up

Scusate, ho cercato "battute squallide da pirata" e mi è uscita quella.

So don't let this footage fool you I may appear quite agile, but this whole outfit really was a hassle to manage So don't let this footage fool you I may appear quite agile, but this whole outfit really was a hassle to manage

Ma non lasciatevi ingannare da questo video, potrò apparire alquanto agile ma questo outfit era una vera e propria rottura.

I really don't know what pirate would wear this and be able to get anything done I really don't know what pirate would wear this and be able to get anything done

Davvero non so che razza di pirata riuscirebbe a fare qualsiasi cosa indossandolo.

I mean you all know I operate on a strict if it doesn't work during an apocalypse I mean you all know I operate on a strict if it doesn't work during an apocalypse I'm not gonna put it on my body rule. That's why I have 37 cargo pants I'm not gonna put it on my body rule. That's why I have 37 cargo pants

Insomma, sapete tutti che mi baso sulla regola del: "se non funziona durante un'apocalisse non me lo metto". ed è per questo ho che ho 37 paia di pantaloni larghi.

So riddle me a more dysfunctional outfit to fight Blackbeard in in other news that Tuesday morning So riddle me a more dysfunctional outfit to fight Blackbeard in in other news that Tuesday morning

Quindi trovatemi un outfit più scomodo da indossare per combattere con Barbanera. Passando ad altro,

Toronto was still reeling from the blizzard that raved all over it the night before there was a good like five inches of snow on Toronto was still reeling from the blizzard that raved all over it the night before there was a good like five inches of snow on

quel Martedì mattina Toronto aveva ancora il mal di testa per la bufera che gli era piombata addosso la sera prima. C'erano 10 centimetri buoni di neve a terra,

The ground which leads me to my next point. I could not have chosen a worse time to make this video The ground which leads me to my next point. I could not have chosen a worse time to make this video

il che mi porta al mio prossimo argomento. Non avrei potuto scegliere un momento peggiore per fare questo video.

honestly

Onestamente,

honestly Who let me put on something this dinky in negative ten degree weather like this isn't cut out for anything remotely snowy mom is it? (ignore my cut out tush that I had to manage for censoring and monitization issues :)) Who let me put on something this dinky in negative ten degree weather like this isn't cut out for anything remotely snowy mom is it? (ignore my cut out tush that I had to manage for censoring and monitization issues :))

chi mi ha fatto indossare qualcosa di così minuscolo con -10° fuori? Cioè, questo coso non è fatto per un clima neanche vagamente nevoso.

Your fault? Who am I to blame if I get frostbite?

Mamma, è colpa tua?

Your fault? Who am I to blame if I get frostbite?

Chi devo incolpare se mi prendo i geloni?

Maybe I'll lose a hand to frostbite and replace it with a hook probably could write it off as a business expense

Magari perderò una mano per colpa dei geloni

Maybe I'll lose a hand to frostbite and replace it with a hook probably could write it off as a business expense

e la rimpiazzerò con un uncino. Potrei farlo passare per spese aziendali.

Also forget about working out in this outfit. Yeah Also forget about working out in this outfit. Yeah

Scordatevi anche di fare esercizio con questo outfit.

I tried that and I felt more incapable than a sunken ship

Sì, ci ho provato

I tried that and I felt more incapable than a sunken ship

E mi sono sentita più incapace di un relitto navale.

The final thing of importance that happened that day was that I made a cauliflower pizza The final thing of importance that happened that day was that I made a cauliflower pizza

L'ultimo evento rilevante di quel giorno è stato che ho fatto la pizza ai cavolfiori.

I know who regurgitate it that if wondering you just substitute the flower for cauliflower and boom carbs are gone with the wind I know who regurgitate it that if wondering you just substitute the flower for cauliflower and boom carbs are gone with the wind

Lo so, chi ha rigurgitato quella roba? In caso ve lo steste chiedendo, basta sostituire la farina con dei cavofiori e BOOM!

Listen, okay

I carboidrati volano via.

Listen, okay

Ascoltatemi, ok?

I was skeptical at first that this thing would flop but someway somehow this thing I was skeptical at first that this thing would flop but someway somehow this thing

All'inizio ero sicura che qualcosa sarebbe andato storto,

Tasted incredible like definitely one of the top 10 things I've ever tasted

ma per qualche motivo questo coso era incredibile.

Tasted incredible like definitely one of the top 10 things I've ever tasted

Decisamente una delle 10 cose migliori che io abbia mai assaggiato.

It was stretchy chewy cheesy and a little bit deadly. I got lost in the pizza sauce, my dude It was stretchy chewy cheesy and a little bit deadly. I got lost in the pizza sauce, my dude

Era elastica, gommosa, formaggiosa e un po' mortale. Mi sono persa nel sugo, amico mio.

Oh and one more thing if you're wondering where my makeup went. Yeah, that didn't last like half a day

Oh, e un'altra cosa,

Oh and one more thing if you're wondering where my makeup went. Yeah, that didn't last like half a day

se vi state chiedendo dove sia finito il mio trucco, beh, non è durato nemmeno mezza giornata.

My skin was screaming at me to get it off My skin was screaming at me to get it off

La mia pelle mi stava urlando di struccarmi,

so I fought my face in the washroom and ended up looking like a discount Joker or maybe a broke Beetle Juice you choose I so I fought my face in the washroom and ended up looking like a discount Joker or maybe a broke Beetle Juice you choose I

quindi ho lottato contro la mia faccia in bagno e ho finito per sembrare un Joker falso o magari un Beetle Juice povero, scegliete voi.

Really don't think I can get down from here. Good morning my dudes. How's it going? It's 7:30 Really don't think I can get down from here. Good morning my dudes. How's it going? It's 7:30

Penso davvero di non riuscire a scendere da qui. Buongiorno, ragazzuoli miei! Come va? Sono le 7:30

Wednesday November Wednesday November

di Mercoledì, 13 Novembre.

13th today's outfits kind of exciting so first off the shirt, it's just this simple Paisley bodysuit the pants though 13th today's outfits kind of exciting so first off the shirt, it's just this simple Paisley bodysuit the pants though

L'outfit di oggi è alquanto emozionante. Prima di tutto, la maglia. È un semplice body a fantasia.

Those are ridiculous like the flare at the bottom

I pantaloni, però,

Those are ridiculous like the flare at the bottom

quelli sì che sono ridicoli. Cioè, l'orlo a zampa,

My god shiver my timbers what the heck is happening and the shoes. Those are probably my favorite part, too

dio mio!

My god shiver my timbers what the heck is happening and the shoes. Those are probably my favorite part, too

Perbacco, cosa diamine sta succedendo? E le scarpe, quelle credo siano anche la mia parte preferita.

Those are some funky heels like the shape of the toe is really strange. It's kind of parody Those are some funky heels like the shape of the toe is really strange. It's kind of parody

Quei tacchi sono stravaganti, cioè, la punta è molto strana,

I don't know so a couple of notes on this outfit

è un po' piratesca?

I don't know so a couple of notes on this outfit

Non lo so. Dunque, due parole su questo outfit:

It was more of a modern pirate look and it was definitely the most wearable one out of the five It was more of a modern pirate look and it was definitely the most wearable one out of the five

era più un look da pirata moderno ed era decisamente il più sobrio dei cinque che ho indossato questa settimana.

I wore this week I wore this week You could definitely pillage a couple towns in this outfit and still make it back in time for supper You could definitely pillage a couple towns in this outfit and still make it back in time for supper

Con questo outfit avrei potuto decisamente saccheggiare un paio di città e comunque tornare in tempo per la merenda.

The only real inconvenience with this outfit was that those pants they were tighter than spandex like wedgies were given The only real inconvenience with this outfit was that those pants they were tighter than spandex like wedgies were given

L'unico vero disagio di questo outfit era che quei pantaloni erano più stretti del nylon, cioè, mi si incastravano le mutande tra le chiappe.

But it's for the look. So I'll let it slide also. It was on that day that I had an algebra midterm But it's for the look. So I'll let it slide also. It was on that day that I had an algebra midterm

Ma era per il look, quindi ho lasciato correre. Inoltre, quel giorno avevo un esame di algebra

Yes, I was gonna take the test and that outfit. What did you expect? I'm an educated pirate Yes, I was gonna take the test and that outfit. What did you expect? I'm an educated pirate

Sì, avrei fatto l'esame vestita così. Cosa vi aspettavate?

I say please before I steal your gold and thank you. Once I've killed you. Actually I have photos of me during the test

Sono un pirata educato:

I say please before I steal your gold and thank you. Once I've killed you. Actually I have photos of me during the test

dico "per favore" prima di rubarvi l'oro e "grazie" dopo avervi ucciso. Ho delle foto di me all'esame.

here's exhibit a here's exhibit a

ehm...

See, how did the test go you may be wondering it went well

Vi starete chiedendo: "com'è andato l'esame?"

But the first 10 minutes consisted of me and two tight pants freaking out simply because it's a midterm and nothing on the page

È andato bene,

But the first 10 minutes consisted of me and two tight pants freaking out simply because it's a midterm and nothing on the page

ma i primi 10 minuti io e un paio di pantaloni troppo stretti siamo usciti fuori di testa, semplicemente perché è un'esame di metà trimestre

Processed in my brain because of that it was like reading hieroglyphs without glasses. So yeah, just imagine that Processed in my brain because of that it was like reading hieroglyphs without glasses. So yeah, just imagine that

e quindi niente di ciò che c'era sulla pagina arrivava al mio cervello. Era come provare a leggere geroglifici senza gli occhiali. Quindi, sì,

provate ad immaginarlo.

Good morning, my dudes. So today's Thursday, November 14. The great thing is I don't have school today

AAA

Good morning, my dudes. So today's Thursday, November 14. The great thing is I don't have school today

Buongiorno, ragazzuoli miei! Oggi è Giovedì, 14 Novembre. La buona notizia è che

However, I do have a physics midterm to study for I'm almost

Non devo andare a scuola oggi.

However, I do have a physics midterm to study for I'm almost

Ma, devo studiare per un esame di fisica.

90% sure that my physics professor and algebra professor are in cahoots with each other because they're notorious for

Sono sicura quasi al 90% che

90% sure that my physics professor and algebra professor are in cahoots with each other because they're notorious for

il mio professore di fisica e quello di algebra sono in combutta tra loro, perché

Assigning test days that are like one after the other. Yeah uh CIA. Please get on that Assigning test days that are like one after the other. Yeah uh CIA. Please get on that

sono famigerati per il fatto che fissano gli esami in giorni consecutivi. Già. Ehm, CIA, per favore investigate.

So let's just get right into the outfits last two outfits this week So let's just get right into the outfits last two outfits this week

Ma passiamo agli outfit. Sono gli ultimi due della settimana.

They're inspired by the woman who started this madness herself Elizabeth Swann. So this outfit it's just a classic They're inspired by the woman who started this madness herself Elizabeth Swann. So this outfit it's just a classic

Sono ispirati dalla donna che ha dato inizio a questo delirio, Elizabeth Swann. Quindi questo outfit è un classico,

You know

insomma.

You know I don't really know which movie she wore this outfit in all I know is that that movie made her a butt ton of money I don't really know which movie she wore this outfit in all I know is that that movie made her a butt ton of money

Non so di preciso in quale film era vestita così, so solo che ha guadagnato un sacco di soldi con quel film.

So the pants remember how that Jean bustier was by the brand sexy kitten. Yeah

Allora, i pantaloni...

So the pants remember how that Jean bustier was by the brand sexy kitten. Yeah

Vi ricordate di quel corsetto di jeans di una marca di nome "Sexy Kitten"?

Well this time these pants are by the brand

Già.

Well this time these pants are by the brand

Beh, questa volta i pantaloni sono della marca

Seduction like Who am I trying to impress? I mean guys keep it in your pants

"Seduction".

Seduction like Who am I trying to impress? I mean guys keep it in your pants

Cioè, chi voglio impressionare? Insomma, ragazzi, tenetevelo nei pantaloni

And if you can't just tape it down this shirt. It's just from Guess so keep guessing how tired I am with this video And if you can't just tape it down this shirt. It's just from Guess so keep guessing how tired I am with this video

e se non ci riuscite usate lo scotch. La camicia è di Guess. Quindi indovinate quanto io mi stia stancando di questo video.

Jacket it's just a frumpy old brown pile of fabric sewn together. Guess what happened on Thursday? No, really?

DIVERTENTE!

Jacket it's just a frumpy old brown pile of fabric sewn together. Guess what happened on Thursday? No, really?

Il giubbino? È semplicemente un trasandato ammasso di vecchia stoffa marrone. Indovinate cos'è successo Giovedì?

What did you think? What did you think?

No, davvero, che pensavate?

It's snowed again, I mean, where is this snow even coming from the aliens like us Canadians? Just can't get a break It's snowed again, I mean, where is this snow even coming from the aliens like us Canadians? Just can't get a break

HA NEVICATO DI NUOVO. Ma insomma, da dov'è che arriva tutta questa neve? Dagli alieni? Cioè, noi Canadesi non possiamo mai prenderci una pausa,

Can we this stuff litters our driveways breaks into our homes eats all our food and steals all our gold Pirates of the Caribbean

vero?

Can we this stuff litters our driveways breaks into our homes eats all our food and steals all our gold Pirates of the Caribbean

Questa roba fa casino nei nostri vialetti, entra nelle nostre case, mangia tutto il nostro cibo e ruba tutto il nostro oro.

Coming to a Netflix near you. But in all seriousness

"I Pirati dei Caraibi", presto su Netflix.

Coming to a Netflix near you. But in all seriousness

Ma parlando seriamente,

This outfit was by far the most This outfit was by far the most

questo outfit era di sicuro il più comodo del gruppo.

Comfortable one of the bunch the shirt might have been a little bit too tight for my massive lady guns Comfortable one of the bunch the shirt might have been a little bit too tight for my massive lady guns

La camicia era un po' troppo stretta

But for 99 cents, this shirt was a steal the pants

per i miei bicipiti giganti, ma

But for 99 cents, this shirt was a steal the pants

per 99 centesimi, questa camicia è stata un vero affare.

They definitely looked the part but they did this really weird thing where they were extremely tight in the front

I pantaloni

They definitely looked the part but they did this really weird thing where they were extremely tight in the front

erano decisamente adatti al ruolo, ma erano estremamente stretti davanti,

Saggy in the back and flare at the bottom. Like who? what? Why did you make this? which Oompa Loompa design this?

flosci dietro,

Saggy in the back and flare at the bottom. Like who? what? Why did you make this? which Oompa Loompa design this?

e larghi all'orlo. Cioè, chi? Cosa? Perché avete fatto questi pantaloni? Che razza di Oompa Loompa li ha ideati?

Was it the one with or without the brain cell? The only thing I really did that day was study my buttocks off Was it the one with or without the brain cell? The only thing I really did that day was study my buttocks off

Uno con o senza i neuroni? L'unica cosa che ho fatto quel giorno è stata studiare come se non ci fosse un domani.

Listen, I love physics Listen, I love physics

Sentite, amo la fisica,

I enjoy it quite a bit

mi piace molto,

I enjoy it quite a bit But I will also be like the millionth person to admit that it's very hard But I will also be like the millionth person to admit that it's very hard

ma sarò anche tipo la milionesima persona ad ammettere che è molto difficile.

You have to have all your ducks in a row if you were to understand mutants You have to have all your ducks in a row if you were to understand mutants

Bisogna organizzarsi per bene per capire il gergo dei mutanti, cioè

Jargon, like I'll have a serving of confusion with the side of relativity. Thank you very much Jargon, like I'll have a serving of confusion with the side of relativity. Thank you very much

prenderò una porzione di confusione con un contorno di relatività, grazie.

Why am I still doing this? So today my dudes we're rounding off the week with a banger if you know what I mean? Why am I still doing this? So today my dudes we're rounding off the week with a banger if you know what I mean?

Perché sto continuando a registrare? Oggi, ragazzuoli miei, concludiamo la settimana col botto.

It's quite a lot. So brace yourselves

Non so se mi spiego.

It's quite a lot. So brace yourselves

È una cosa grossa, quindi allacciate le cinture.

I found this photo of Elizabeth Swann and my goodness me. It spoke to me on a spiritual level the jacket I found this photo of Elizabeth Swann and my goodness me. It spoke to me on a spiritual level the jacket

Ho trovato questa foto di Elizabeth Swann e mio dio, è stata una visione divina.

You're probably all wondering fine. I'll come clean. It wasn't thrifted. I bought it off of Amazon

La giacca, vi starete chiedendo.

You're probably all wondering fine. I'll come clean. It wasn't thrifted. I bought it off of Amazon

Va bene, sarò sincera, non è usata.

My mother actually loved it for some reason why I don't know. It's a men's jacket

L'ho comprata su Amazon.

My mother actually loved it for some reason why I don't know. It's a men's jacket

Per qualche ragione a mia madre è piaciuta tantissimo. Perché? Non ne ho idea.

And if you look at it from afar, it kind of looks like something

È una giacca da uomo,

And if you look at it from afar, it kind of looks like something Donatella Versace would throw it on the runway after one too many lines of cocaine, but honestly, Donatella Versace would throw it on the runway after one too many lines of cocaine, but honestly,

e se la guardate da lontano, sembra qualcosa che Donatella Versace scaraventerebbe in una sfilata di moda dopo aver abusato di cocaina.

This is probably my favorite outfit of the entire week because it's just so awesome

Ma onestamente,

This is probably my favorite outfit of the entire week because it's just so awesome

credo che questo sia il mio outfit preferito dell'intera settimana

And I honestly can't wait to make a fool of myself walking around campus like this. Oh boy

perché è semplicemente magnifico.

And I honestly can't wait to make a fool of myself walking around campus like this. Oh boy

E onestamente non vedo l'ora di rendermi ridicola andando in giro per il campus vestita così.

We're really stepping out on Friday We're really stepping out on Friday

Oh cavolo, facciamo un bel passo avanti Venerdì.

This jacket was something else entire sure the buttons didn't actually work and the jacket was a men's jacket This jacket was something else entire sure the buttons didn't actually work and the jacket was a men's jacket

Questa giacca è stata qualcosa di completamente rivoluzionario. Certo, i bottoni non erano veri e la giacca era da uomo,

But my oh my was it the hardest thing I've ever worn like people were not staring at me out of secondhand embarrassment But my oh my was it the hardest thing I've ever worn like people were not staring at me out of secondhand embarrassment

ma mamma mia, è stata la cosa più rigida che io abbia mai indossato. Cioè, le persone non mi fissavano perchè si vergognavano per me,

No, they were staring at me because they were scared that I would make them walk the plank No, they were staring at me because they were scared that I would make them walk the plank

No, mi fissavano perchè avevano paura che le avrei fatte camminare sull'asse.

So if you're wondering what happened here, yes, I had a physics exam at 12:30, but you know what?

Nel caso vi steste chiedendo cos'è successo qui,

So if you're wondering what happened here, yes, I had a physics exam at 12:30, but you know what?

sì, avevo un esame di fisica alle 12:30.

I really don't think it's reasonable for you to judge me for going to the grocery store for the second time in one week

Ma sapete cosa?

I really don't think it's reasonable for you to judge me for going to the grocery store for the second time in one week

Non penso che sia un comportamento ragionevole da parte vostra giudicarmi perché sono andata a fare la spesa due volte in una sola settimana.

I'm only three pounds into freshman 15. So I've got some bulking up to do I'm only three pounds into freshman 15. So I've got some bulking up to do

Sono lontana un chilo dal pesare come un quindicenne, quindi devo fare scorta.

Oh and it's my business if I lose my buttons along the way and you have no right to push them got that at some

Oh, e sono fatti miei

Oh and it's my business if I lose my buttons along the way and you have no right to push them got that at some

se per strada perdo dei bottoni e non avete nessun diritto di premerli.

Point though I did take the physics midterm surprisingly in terms of panic. It went a lot better than my last one

CAPITO?

Point though I did take the physics midterm surprisingly in terms of panic. It went a lot better than my last one

A un certo punto, però, ho effettivamente dato l'esame di fisica. Sorprendentemente, in termini di panico, è andata molto meglio rispetto all'ultimo esame.

I didn't start sweating like a fountain at my desk when the tests were handed out. So that's good I didn't start sweating like a fountain at my desk when the tests were handed out. So that's good

Non ho iniziato a sudare come una fontana, seduta al mio banco, quando hanno distribuito i test,

The last thing I did that day was eat a quest protein bar now

il che è un buon segno.

The last thing I did that day was eat a quest protein bar now

L'ultima cosa che ho fatto quel giorno è stata mangiare una barretta proteica Quest.

I'm proud to admit that I've tried every single quest protein bar out there except for the ones with nuts I'm proud to admit that I've tried every single quest protein bar out there except for the ones with nuts

Ora, sono fiera di ammettere che ho assaggiato ogni singola barretta proteica Quest esistente, tranne quelle con le noccioline, ovviamente.

Obviously and I can firmly say that they are in the top 11 best things I've eaten in my life Obviously and I can firmly say that they are in the top 11 best things I've eaten in my life

E posso fieramente affermare che sono tra le 11 cose più buone che io abbia mai mangiato.

Edit as of me filming this I have discovered a flavor that I have yet to try. It's chocolate sprinkled donut Edit as of me filming this I have discovered a flavor that I have yet to try. It's chocolate sprinkled donut

Edit: dopo aver girato questo video, ho scoperto che c'è ancora un tipo che non ho mai provato, è "ciambella al cioccolato".

I'll let you know how that goes I'll let you know how that goes

Vi aggiornerò sulla situazione.

Yeah, that tastes like shit, yeah, it was stupendous

Sì,

Yeah, that tastes like shit, yeah, it was stupendous

sanno di me-

Like they always are and if you're wondering whether I ate it in the bathroom because I was embarrassed

Quindi sì, era deliziosa,

Like they always are and if you're wondering whether I ate it in the bathroom because I was embarrassed

come sempre. E in caso vi steste chiedendo se l'ho mangiata in bagno

You'd be correct by then the day was over and the entire week was done too. Although it had been fun

perché mi vergognavo,

You'd be correct by then the day was over and the entire week was done too. Although it had been fun

la risposta sarebbe sì. A quel punto, la giornata era finita e la settimana era giunta al termine.

I wanted this to be over. I felt like a shipwreck. I was a shipwreck

Anche se è stato divertente,

I wanted this to be over. I felt like a shipwreck. I was a shipwreck

volevo che finisse in fretta. Mi sentivo un relitto navale. ERO un relitto navale. Ehm...

So yeah that happened So yeah that happened

Sì, è successo davvero.

All I can say is that I came I saw I went All I can say is that I came I saw I went

tutto cio che ho da dire è che venni, vidi,

And now I expect to be in the 20 25 remake of Pirates of the Caribbean where I play every single part

andai.

And now I expect to be in the 20 25 remake of Pirates of the Caribbean where I play every single part

E ora mi aspetto di far parte del remake dei Pirati dei Caraibi del 2025,

I hope you enjoyed this video my dudes

in cui interpreto ogni singolo ruolo.

I hope you enjoyed this video my dudes

Spero che questo video vi sia piaciuto, ragazzuoli miei,

I hope you had as much fun as I did and I hope the weather is treating you well, wherever you are I hope you had as much fun as I did and I hope the weather is treating you well, wherever you are

spero vi siate divertiti tanto quanto me, e spero che il meteo vi stia trattando bene, ovunque voi siate.

I love you so much. Say spunky stay funky and stay spicy

Vi voglio tanto bene.

I love you so much. Say spunky stay funky and stay spicy

Stay spunky, stay funky, and stay spicy.

toodles, my dudes toodles, my dudes

Saluti, ragazzuoli miei.