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English Dina
sapphires.
Spanish Viktoria Navorski
Portuguese Livia Kobayoshi
Italian Greta Papotti
Polish Daniel Piesik
Spanish (Latin America) Luis Diego Morataya
Tatiana H
Estonian Ere Kama
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Okay, so here's the thing. Last Friday, I was perusing the internet as one often
tamam, şimdi olay şu. geçen cuma, her zamanki gibi internette dolaşıyordum.
does, when something just popped into my recommended page completely out of the
sonra önerinenler sayfamda aniden birşey çıktı.
blue. It was a trailer for a movie called "The Girl with the Pearl Earring". Now,
''inci küpeli kız'' filminin fragmanıydı.
obviously, it was a nod to the famous Girl with the Pearl Earring painting, but
yani, tabi ki inci küpeli kız tablosundaki değildi ama...
what intrigued me the most was the fact that Scarlett Johansson was playing the
...beni en çok şaşırtan şey inci küpeli kızı canlandıran scarlet johansonn'un...
part of the girl with the Pearl Earring, and she looked exactly like the model in
...orjinaldeki modele çok benzemesiydi.
the original, like, the resemblance was uncanny. Why this threw me for a lot of a
yani, benzerlik akıl almazdı. neden bu kadar şaşırdım?
loop.. We'll never know. All I can say is that the thought of recreating that
asla öğrenemeyeceğiz. tek söyleyebileceğim tabloyu çizmem gerektiğiydi...
painting just popped into my head at that moment and now we're here. So this
...ve şu an burdayız. bu delilik...
madness began in the early hours of Saturday morning. I grabbed a 20 by 24
...cumartesi sabahı erken saatlerde başladı. 20'ye 24 inçlik tuvalimi aldım..
inch canvas and got to sketching the proportions, and before you ask, yes I
...ve oranları çizmeye başladım, ve sormadan önce...
still do use a ruler and a calculator to get the ratios and proportions correct.
...evet hala oranları doğru yapmak için cetvel ve hesap makinesi kullanıyorum.
It's a lot like using a tractor to garden, if that makes sense.
bir bahçeyi biçmek için traktör kullanmak gibi (ingilizce deyim çeviremedim gsfahgd)
But I like it that way so I'm not gonna change it. Also, worth mentioning, I would
ama bu yolu seviyorum ve değiştirmeyeceğim.ve bu kısım için grid kullanırdım ama beni...
use a grid for this part but that scares me a lot so I'm not going to. Anyways,
...korkutuyor bu yüzden yapmayacağım. neyse.
after two naps, three dance parties, and several attacks of frustration, I was
2 şekerleme, 3 dans partisi ve birkaç hüsran atağından sonra...
finished sketching it out. It was already 11:36 A.M, and I had a lot of work to
...eskiz yapmayı bitirmiştim. saat 11:36'ydı ve yapacak çok iş vardı.
get done, so I sat down immediately and got to painting. Now, the great thing
yani hemen oturdum ve boyamaya başladım. şimdi, bu tabloyla ilgili güzel şey...
about this painting is that a good 60% of it is just black, so I started by
...%60'ının siyah olmasıydı. yani tüm arkaplanı..
painting the entire background the darkest shade of acrylic black paint I
...bendeki en koyu sihayla boyamaya başladım.
had. It was like a void, staring back at me, engulfing me, eating me up. A black
arkamda bir ses beni yiyip yutuyordu.
abyss with God knows what lurking at the bottom. But that's getting ahead of
siyah bir karadelik yemin ederim altta pusuya yatıyordu. ama konumuz bu değil.
ourselves. I finished the black background in about
siyah arkaplanı 20 dakikada boyadım ve...
20 minutes and painted the edges of the painting in another 10 minutes. Now, you
...kenarları da bir 10 dakikada bitirdim.
might be thinking, Joana, you've literally done nothing so far
joana, şu ana kadar hiçbir şey yapmadın diye düşünüyor olabilirsiniz.
and you would be correct. However, in my mind, I was already exhausted. I blame it
ve yanlış düşünüyorsunuz. nasıl oluyorsa, beynimde yorgundum. suçu kıdemlilere atıyorum.
on the senioritis. You see, it's starting to affect aspects of my life outside of
(ay sıkıldım çevirmiyorum daha kız boyuyo işte)
school, the government needs to get involved in this. So, in my bout of
procrastination, my mom and I went shopping. Yes, you heard that right. I
tagged along with her and we went to the mall, where several things happened
so let me fill you in. One, I bought a couple things and I would like to share
them with you now. First, I went to Muji and I bought several pens. I got these
pens because my other ones just decided to stop working last week, so that was
really fun and fresh. I also got this pink highlighter (because it's pink). next
I went to ARITZIA because- okay, here's the thing. So when I go to the gym I wear
Nike Pro shorts and they are extremely tight and very uncomfortable and they
give me camel toe. So I conducted an investigation online
and I found these booty shorts on the ARITZIA website. And no, I will not be
trying these on because I don't want YouTube to demonetise my fat butt. And
finally, I went to the white girl hellhole that is Brandy Melville. Now,
usually, I don't buy things from Brandy Melville because they are at the most
ethical of brands, but my mother and I passed in front of Brandy Melville and
this skirt caught my mother's eye immediately, and she SCREAMED at me to
buy it. I had no other option. Is it cute? Sure, but as I said before, if I can't
wear it during the apocalypse, I'm not gonna put it on my body.
Something else that happened while we were shopping was that my mom and I
decided to go and try on sunglasses for shizzles and giggles. We tried on many
sunny's of different shapes, colours, sizes, races, creeds, and religion, but it didn't
matter, because no matter what, I will always come back to the same pair. And
finally, I was walking through the mall when I encountered this sandal just
chilling. What intrigued me, however, was that it was just the one shoe.
Where was it's sibling? This reminded me of something I saw when I was very little,
and I was never able to forget. I swear to you on my life that what I'm about to
tell you legitimately happened, even though my mother refuses to admit it.
So, when I was little, my parents and I went to Canadian Tire. We got out of the
car and we're walking to the entrance when I noticed this guy walking in just
ahead of us. He wore a burgundy bucket hat, a red T-shirt, black shorts, and
flip-flops. Now, as he's going through the doors, he seems to lose one of his
flip-flops. Like, just leave it and keep walking, and it's just the one.
*pauses in confusion*
How do you do that? He didn't come back for that shoe, I doubt he even noticed
that one of his foots was shoeless. Now, this memory has plagued me ever since I
was little, and my mom tries to convince me that it was just a figment of my
imagination, but I refuse to admit that. Just like I refuse to admit that there is in fact a monster beneath my bed.
My dudes, this preamble has finally come to an end.
Things are about to get really scary really quickly. I just want to make sure
before we begin, everybody has their seatbelts on and knows where the
emergency exits are. I've already set up my paints, I'm gonna start on the face
now, wish me luck, let's begin this madness. And thus, I
started painting. First up, the eyes. This was easy enough.
Her eyes are actually quite blisteringly white, so there wasn't much shading in
this part. Same goes for the skin around her eyes, the girl needs to sit in the
sun for a fat one. She's rivaling Edward Cullen in the sickly pale category.
( oh hai :> )
Good evening my dudes. So it is now 10:30, I've just awoken from a quick 30 minute nap because I was falling asleep at my post.
I finished painting the eyes (oh look, it's a pic of me putting a ton of powder on)
and I have to admit, they're looking pretty good. Usually, it's at this point that things
start to go haywire, so I'm surprised that it's actually holding up. The sun,
you may be wondering, has officially said goodbye. It is completely and utterly
dark outside, so we've commenced the long haul into the darkness of the night. I'm
sorry I'm using really big words to construct my sentences, it's just that
when I'm slightly delirious, I start pulling out the synonyms, you know? I'm
just a walking thesaurus. Just wait, when I'm really sleep-deprived, I'll start
talking in iambic pentameter, but that's a video for another time.
Anyways, let's keep going. I kept on going. It was time to start her nose. Something
I noticed with this painting is that her face seems to just emerge from the
darkness like a beacon of light. And actually, there is a name for that it's
called chiaroscuro. I read that on Wikipedia and I felt like
quite the painter so I'm sorry I had to flex on you. I have to admit that the
nose is where things went kind of haywire, because I was struggling to
match the colors in the original painting, but I mean, in the
end, it looked like a nose, it sniffed like a nose, and it walked like a nose so, I
think I somewhat succeeded. Hello my dudes, just another update. So, it's 1:45
in the morning now, and I finished the nose. I've been listening to Careless
Whisper for the past like 20 minutes and, I don't know if it's just because it's
1:45 in the morning. or because I'm so sleep-deprived, but I'm hearing notes
that I didn't know existed. It's an otherworldly experience to say
the least. Anyways, I've ranted enough, I'm gonna get back to painting now. Next up, I
painted the lips. One of the most difficult parts for me was trying to
emulate the softness of the original painting if that makes sense. There
aren't that many harsh lines if you look closely, and everything seems to flow
from one colour to the next colour. I mean, I would use Jaclyn Hills new lipsticks
to do the lips, but I don't want to get mold on my painting. The only other thing
of interest that happened during this part, was that sometime at around 2:00
A.M, Billie Jean came on and I dropped everything and had the world's quietest
dance party so as to not wake up my parents. Now, if you tell me that this is
unnecessary, I will pop off on you. You have lost your mind. This is absolutely
necessary. It's literally Newton's fourth law, and
you can't make that up. Anyways, as soon as that song was over, I was back to
painting. I could not afford another procrastination attack. I started on the
rest of her face. I was really trying to not make it patchy like I did when I
attempted to paint the Mona Lisa, and I think for the most part it wasn't that
bad. I also have to admit that this was when her left eye really started to look
wonky. I don't know if it's her alarmingly white skin, or maybe my poor
shading, but it started looking really lopsided. My dudes, we have finished
painting the face. Not gonna lie, she's looking pretty flat, so I'm gonna have to
figure something out with that, but regardless, I'm gonna take a break now
A.K.A I'm gonna nap for a fat one. And then, I'm probably gonna go to the gym
because- okay, here's the thing. Sometime at around 4 A.M, the big fat ugly
monster in my stomach decided to rear it's ugly head, and it caused me to eat
several avocados. So, let's just say I have to burn a couple calories. So that's
probably what I'm gonna do at around 7 or 8 A.M. The sun is starting to come up, I read
somewhere that last night, it was supposed to be a full moon, but Taylor
Lautner did not come running shirtless into my house at any time, so I think
they might have been a little bit wrong on that one. Anyways, I'm gonna take a nap
now, because things are getting blurry, and I'll see you guys in a bit.
Fast forward a good two hours, the time was 7:30 A.M. I had just awoken from my
power nap, and I was staying true to my claims of going to the gym. Those
avocados were not going to burn themselves, so I got ready to go to the
gym myself because neither of my parents were awake. This was quite daunting
since I am an only child who was barely allowed to use public transit through
fear of kidnapping. But, I survived, I completed my gym shenanigans, and was
back home before you could say smoked turkey boobs. Good morning my dudes.
It is now 9:30, I'm eating breakfast - I'm back from the gym. I'm a new woman, you
know? The rest of the painting is probably gonna go by pretty quickly,
because I find that fabric doesn't take that long for me, but I don't know. It
might just be 'cause I'm not that good, so. There is one thing I want to discuss
with you guys, and it's this. Let me explain. So, I went to Loblaws the other
day, and they did not have tortillas anymore. WHAT. I feel like I'm violating
every law in the American Constitution. There's so much wrong with this. I feel
violated, my insides feel violated, this avocado feels violated, it deserved
better. But, unfortunately, this is what I'm stuck with for this week until Loblaws
figures itself out and gets more tortillas.
Anyways, that got pretty heated. My dudes, here we have entered the homestretch. The
hardest part of the painting was over, and it was time that I begin her clothes.
First up, her blue turban. At first, it was kind of looking poopy, but then I blended
it all together in a panicked state, which usually doesn't work, but for some
reason, it worked this time. Next, that earring. I don't really know how people
make things shiny, it really baffles me when I see paintings of metal, and it
looks like I'm looking at a mirror. But, I just placed the colors where I saw them
and it ended up looking kind of shiny, so I'm happy with that too. Her blouse, shirt
whatever you want to call it. It was a disgusting shade of mustard, but I
plugged my nose and got to painting. Now, painting fabric always goes one of two
ways for me. It's either a pain in the butt, or it cures the anxiety I don't
have, and unfortunately, in this case, it was the former. I didn't put in this
footage, but it actually took me 6 hours to finish all of the fabric on
this painting. Why? Because I kept on taking breaks every three minutes. If you
think about it, it's kind of like going into labour. The episodes of
procrastination gets stronger and stronger and closer together until
you're done with the painting.
(James Charles found quaking)
Anyways, so now we're here. I've finished this
monstrosity, so let's talk. Honestly, I'm kind of surprised by how it turned out.
This is only my third oil painting portrait, and I think I can definitely
see some improvement from the first one I've done. Now, I did end up retouching
the forehead and the eyes because, to me it seemed like she was looking a bit
one-dimensional. Other than that however, I'm pretty happy with how this turned
out, but I'm even more happy that this is
over with, and I'm not gonna do this again. But with that my dudes, I think I'm
gonna end this video now. Thank you for coming along with me, I hope you enjoyed
spending some time with me whenever it is that you're watching this. I love you
so much and I'll see you guys in the next one, have a good night.
Captions by sapphires.
Takumimo helped too <3 sort of..
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