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*sigh* 00:02 So here's what happened. 00:03 It was 2 days after I'd posted my video where I bleached my hair and I was just casually scrolling through my instagram DMs, 00:09 when I saw this: 00:11 AAAaaAaAaAaAa 00:12 Ladies and gents, 00:13 We had made contact, and then, the fateful idea hit me. What if I just dropped everything and flew out to to New York for Brad to do my hair? 00:20 I mean it seemed insane, but that's kind of my brand, 00:22 so it didn't take much work on my part to convince my mother 00:24 that we should fly out to New York tomorrow morning and have Brad do my hair. So we bought the tickets and got 00:29 Pumped up for what would surely be an exciting hair make-over 00:32 Now being the woman of class and maturity that I am I obviously was not gonna show up at Brad's doorstep not bearing gifts 00:39 So it was the evening before the flight when I went out looking for supplies to make cookies for ~THE Mondo~ 00:45 Hello my dudes, it is currently almost 00:48 9:30 p.m 00:49 And I am walking to Metro, my local grocery store, to get supplies to bake cookies for Brad Mondo 00:56 Not gonna lie, ( Kinda late for that ;D ) 00:56 I'm kind of terrified 'cause I've never been out this late. Do I have my knife? OF COURSE I DO 01:02 I'm giving you guys real Flashback Mary vibes here. 01:06 Okay I'm sorry. I'll stop ( Lol never ) 01:10 WE'VE ARRIVED. ( God help the store ) 01:14 You know what? D: 01:15 I dare you to jump me right now aliens (UH..) 01:17 I know you're watching this (...) 01:18 and I know the prospect of jumping me is becoming even more and more a p p e t i z i n g. ;) 01:22 With these milk chocolate chips in my hands, I have the power of God and Jesus on my side 01:26 AAAAHHhhh!!!!!! D:< 01:32 Hello my dudes, ( Oh um hi, didn't see you there ) 01:33 whats up? (nothing much, wbu?) 01:34 It's already past 10pm, so time is really of the essence here. 01:38 I'm going to bake these cookies as fast as possible. 01:40 I'd like to say that I'm a master cookie baker at this point, you know. 01:44 I've baked well over 3 million cookies at this point 01:47 in total. 01:47 Not really, don't look that up. 01:49 So you know what? .3. 01:50 This is gonna be, a walk in the park. >3< 01:52 I swear if I fall, 01:53 it is your fault. .-_-. ( Duh ) 01:55 Now not gonna lie, we don't have baking soda, so we are going to have to use baking powder 01:59 So Brad, if your watching this, maybe don't eat the cookies. ( . . . ) 02:03 AhhAh (are you okay John Cena?) 02:03 Dang flabbet, I don't have enough butter! 02:05 Is olive oil an option? >~< 02:07 So let me explain what this is, (So you don't die my friends ) 02:08 So I was an idiot and forgot that you cannot microwave an egg 02:12 and I just microwaved the egg and butter mixture, and now i've poached an egg. 02:16 No, you know what? That's great! 02:19 and I ate the poached egg. 02:21 Brad, I can not stress this enough, 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐒! 02:26 This was by far, the most turbulent time that I've ever made cookies. 02:30 I didn't have enough butter, I ended up having to use olive oil. 02:34 Okay, and then I made my 𝓃𝒾𝓅𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝑒𝓈, and ya know what? They ended up actually looking pretty good! 02:39 I baked it, I had some extra cookie dough. So I tried to make a cookie cake. 02:42 I had this little baby skillet. 02:44 do then I put the cookie dough in there, and let them sizzle for a good 10 minutes. 02:48 and then when I took it out, the cookies; they were a little bit burnt. 02:51 So Brad, i'm sorry. 02:52 The cookie itself was pretty good, not going to lie, mother goose got excited and she smelled it from the second floor, 02:58 So she came running downstairs, and we devoured it together. 03:01 But yeah, I'm gonna go to bed now, I'll see you guys tomorrow, and 03:04 don't let the bed bugs bite! 03:07 Papa don't preach, I've been loosing sleep. 03:10 Papa don't pre- 03:12 It is Saturday, August: whenever, and today is the day that we fix the mess on my head. 03:16 I'm excited, I'm pumped, my blonde ambitions are gonna come true. 03:20 Yesterday, I went to 𝒜𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓏𝒾𝒶. 03:22 I wasn't planning on buying anything, I didn't need anything. 03:25 But, turns out they were having a 40 to 70 percent sale, 03:30 and let me tell you, I had to do a double take. 03:33 I bought these camo shorts. Because, camo is just an essence of life. 03:38 It's the pattern of people that like to get stuff done! 03:41 So yes, I will take 20 of these. 03:43 So that's what I'm wearing today! 03:45 OOP! Someone forgot their glasses. (probably me.) 03:47 But yeah, the flight today is at 10:55. 03:50 And then we get in New York at 12:30pm. 03:52 And then at 2pm I'm getting my hair done. 03:54 So, that's kinda the lay of the land, that's the plan for today. 03:58 And so, I gobbled down my breakfast as fast as possible and got ready for the adventure ahead. 04:04 Now I was literally only flying there for less then a day, 04:06 So I really only needed one tiny backpack to fit all my necessities 04:10 I mean, usually I take my entire closet, the toilet, and the monster underneath my bed with me wherever I go, 04:15 but I somehow managed to convince myself that no, I don't need 5 different shirts on a 1 day trip. 04:21 Back to my excursion, I packed up Brad's cookies, brushed my tooth, yes just the one, and put on my foot. 04:26 Then, I was left waiting for my mother 04:27 Unfortunately, my father would not be coming with us, because he had some big scary professor stuff to do 04:32 So, it would just be Mother Goose and I descending on the City of Angles. (Yes, Angles. That's no typo.) 04:35 She was taking this seriously, let me tell you 04:38 she had her outfits all planned out and ready to go. 04:40 At around 8am we were deposited like sediments at the doors of Pearson Airport. 04:44 We were ready to wreak havoc. 04:46 What can I say? We are flying hazards, it's me who causes the turbulence, not the wind. 04:50 Anyways, soon I remembered that in a couple hours I would surely get hungry. 04:54 What else did you expect from me? So, I went on a hunt for something to lunch on. 04:57 Airport food is disgustingly grotesquely overpriced. 05:00 So, you really just have to close your eyes and pay for it at the end of the day. 05:03 Let me just say that I bought a lot of trash. 05:05 What? I wanted to try it all, I tried to expand my taste buds. 05:08 What does that mean? I don't know. Just don't be surprised when one day I start a video and I'm just one big taste bud. 05:14 Hello my dudes, its around 10am right now and I am ravenous so it's time to eat lunch. 05:18 I bought a turkey sandwich, and it looks pretty good. 05:21 It came with two packaged pickles. 05:24 That is a very weird shape... 05:27 You know what? There is worse things in life. 05:29 I mean I'll eat it, cause when you're hungry I'll eat anything. 05:32 And then I forced down that darn pickle, 05:34 which, might I add, tasted kind of like what I would expect piss to taste like, 05:38 and started on that ham sandwich. 05:40 It was good, the bread OOOH MY GOD, don't even get my wheels going. 05:43 When I finished it though, I was still hungry, so I also ate the caesar salad. 05:47 Now, this is where Starbucks bamboozled me 05:49 They gave me the sauce separately. So I had do to the gross job of pooping that white liquid all over the romaine, and I wanted to gag. 05:56 It was wrong in every single direction: north, south, west, pest, and breast 06:00 But regardless, it was time to board the plane. 06:02 So, I packaged up my salad and climbed onto the plane where I would continue my feast 06:05 I wasted no time devouring it.The romaine was not going to eat itself. 06:09 It was good, as good as packaged salad can be. 06:11 But anyways, at this point my mother and I were both extremely tired, so we crashed on the plane. 06:15 Except that I couldn't, you know why? Because one, the takeoff was literally too bumpy for any normal human behavior - I mean seriously, the pilot must have been drunk. 06:23 Two, when we were already in the air, turbulence decided to have some fun. 06:27 I thought I was gonna die, okay? 06:28 I was sweating buckets. 06:29 Those stupid clouds just couldn't mind their own business. Could they? 06:32 Somehow my mother managed to sleep through the whole thing though 06:34 So maybe I was just being a dramatic Debbie. 06:36 OH! Whats that sound? Why it's me arriving in New York ready to cause chaos of course 06:41 It was around 12 pm at this point and we still had the entire day ahead of us, so we kidnapped a taxi driver and he took us back to our hotel 06:47 The room was really modern and my mom loved it 06:49 She was having a blast. Busy obsessing over the portable steamer which was hilarious. 06:55 Hello my name is Joana Ceddia and I'll be your interpretive dance teacher 07:00 Hello my dudes. What's up? We've just arrived at the hotel 07:04 It looks like Ikea and the Hampton had a baby. 07:07 This is just too sophisticated for me. I should not even be here. 07:11 Why is there a TV in front of the bed??? 07:14 Anyways, we're about to go over to meet Brad. 07:17 This mess on my head is no longer gonna be a mess on my head. 07:20 Anyways, i'll see you guys in a bit. 07:22 So we left the hotel room, made our way to the lobby and then... 07:27 I had blacked out 07:28 Not really, I just met Brad and his brother Eric and then he did my hair 07:32 He started by bleaching my folicles once again to get them even lighter. 07:35 I was having and blast and so was Brad. I was finally doing my hair the right way. 07:39 Long were gone the days of boxed bleaching. 07:41 My hair, it's somethin else. Honestly if my hair exploded I would not be surprised, but anyways, 07:46 so something's marinating right now. Brad did something, but it looks good, 07:50 He said its gonna look good so I trust his judgement. 07:52 Now they're actually gonna do makeup. I've never worn makeup. What even is makeup? 07:56 Who invented it? Top 10 questions science can't answer. I'm SO excited! Okay I'll see you guys later. 08:01 It was time...for makeup! 08:03 Now Brad had the wonderful idea to go beyond the expectation. He was gonna do my makeup too. 08:09 Enter Joelle stage left, the makeup artist. He was incredible he did my makeup like it was the easiest thing of all time 08:15 Not gonna lie getting your hair and makeup done at the same time are 2 of the most relaxing things ever 08:19 I was about to fall asleep in that chair 08:21 I think it's also worth mentioning that we had been doing this madness for the past 4 HOURS. 08:26 I wasnt complaing though. 08:27 A hairbrush, a dabble of eyeshadow, a swipe of mascara, a pinch of salt and a gram of cocaine. Dinner is served 08:33 Things I observed while all of this was happening: 08:35 Brads brother Eric is hilarious. He was just along for the ride the entire time and it was the best thing ever 08:40 Number 2: blondes do have more fun. They are nuclear let me just say that. 08:44 I felt like my chaotic tendencies were increased tenfold 08:47 And number 3: this is completely unrelated but does anyone remember Jacob Sartorius?! 08:52 It takes a lot for me to hate someone, but it was in that salon chair that I realized how much I do hate him. 08:58 like where are your parents. NO Mr. Sagittarius we don't want to see your 12 year old body. 09:03 Moral of the story is: someone stop Jacob Saggytitties. 09:05 Anyways, eventually we finished the makeover. I was looking stupendous 09:09 But it was all the results of the hard-work of Mr. Brad Mondo and his buddies. 09:12 We took loads of photos and everything was just whizzing past me at the speed of light. 09:15 Was I awake? Had I been cloned? Did I still have 2 kidneys but nay the makeover was complete. 09:20 I need to say a big thank you to Brad, Eric, and Joelle for making this happen and letting me know that looking like -this- is not okay 09:26 I will leave their social medias in the description box below as well as the link to Brad's video where he documented this entire process in more detail. 09:33 Anyways, eventually I woke up from my blackout to find a blonde, painted face staring back at me 09:37 And I was having a tough time processing it 09:40 what the hEcK just happened?! 09:42 I look like a different person but in the best way possible 09:44 This is what happens when you give Brad Mondo an entire day to do what he wants to you hair 09:49 And let me tell you 09:50 Worth it 09:51 So worth it 09:51 I'm wearing fake eyelashes. I've never worn fake eyelashes 09:55 I feel like a different person. I feel like I'm catfishing all of you. 09:58 It's already 11:30. 09:59 The cool thing about this hotel is that there's a mini Dylan's Candy Bar in the lobby 10:05 And you best believe that, my mother and I, we went ham 10:08 They had chocolate-covered s'mores, chocolate almond clusters? 10:12 Chocolate-covered cookie dough balls--they had everything chocolate covered. 10:16 And I ate all of it 10:17 I'm feeling a little bit nauseous now, but you know what? It was worth it 10:20 This is probably the last you're gonna see of me 10:22 I'm gonna pass out after this 10:24 Love you guys so much and I'll see you guys in the next one 10:27 TOodLes! (bye Joana!) *sigh* So here's what happened. So here's what happened.

Hier, das ist 2 Tage nachdem ich

It was 2 days after I'd posted my video where I bleached my hair and I was just casually scrolling through my instagram DMs, It was 2 days after I'd posted my video where I bleached my hair and I was just casually scrolling through my instagram DMs,

mein Video veröffentlicht habe, indem ich meine Haare blondiert hatte, passiert. Ich scrollte entspannt durch meine Instagram-Privatnachrichten

when I saw this: when I saw this:

als ich das sah: *Ich muuuuuuss deine Haareeeee machen*

AAAaaAaAaAaAa AAAaaAaAaAaAa Ladies and gents, Ladies and gents,

Meine Damen und Herren, wir haben Kontakt aufgenommen.

We had made contact, and then, the fateful idea hit me. What if I just dropped everything and flew out to to New York for Brad to do my hair? We had made contact, and then, the fateful idea hit me. What if I just dropped everything and flew out to to New York for Brad to do my hair?

Und dann bekam ich eine passende Idee: Was wäre, wenn ich einfach alles stehen und liegen lasse und nach New York fliege, damit Brad sich um meine Haare kümmern kann.

I mean it seemed insane, but that's kind of my brand, I mean it seemed insane, but that's kind of my brand,

Ich meine es wirkt verrückt, aber das ist bekanntermaßen mein Motto.

so it didn't take much work on my part to convince my mother so it didn't take much work on my part to convince my mother

Also nahm es meinerseits nicht viel Arbeit in Anspruch, meine Mom zu überzeugen,

that we should fly out to New York tomorrow morning and have Brad do my hair. So we bought the tickets and got that we should fly out to New York tomorrow morning and have Brad do my hair. So we bought the tickets and got

dass wir morgen früh nach New York fliegen sollten, damit Brad meine Haare machen kann. Nun, kauften wir uns die Flugtickets

Pumped up for what would surely be an exciting hair make-over Pumped up for what would surely be an exciting hair make-over

und freuten uns auf das sicherlich aufregende Umstyling.

Now being the woman of class and maturity that I am I obviously was not gonna show up at Brad's doorstep not bearing gifts Now being the woman of class and maturity that I am I obviously was not gonna show up at Brad's doorstep not bearing gifts

Ganz die Frau des guten Geschmacks, die ich doch bin, werde ich offensichtlich nicht vor Brads Haustür stehen

So it was the evening before the flight when I went out looking for supplies to make cookies for ~THE Mondo~

ohne ihm ein Geschenk mitzubringen. Es war der Abend vor dem Abflug

So it was the evening before the flight when I went out looking for supplies to make cookies for ~THE Mondo~

als ich rausging, um nach Zutaten suchte, um Kekse

Hello my dudes, it is currently almost

für den Mondo zu backen. Hallo Leute,

Hello my dudes, it is currently almost

es ist im Moment fast 21:30 Uhr

9:30 p.m 9:30 p.m And I am walking to Metro, my local grocery store, to get supplies to bake cookies for Brad Mondo And I am walking to Metro, my local grocery store, to get supplies to bake cookies for Brad Mondo

und ich gehe zu Metro, mein lokaler Supermarkt, um Zutaten zu bekommen, um Kekse für Brad Mondo zu backen. Ich werde nicht lügen,

Not gonna lie, ( Kinda late for that ;D ) Not gonna lie, ( Kinda late for that ;D ) I'm kind of terrified 'cause I've never been out this late. Do I have my knife? OF COURSE I DO I'm kind of terrified 'cause I've never been out this late. Do I have my knife? OF COURSE I DO

ich bin ein bisschen ängstlich, weil ich noch nie so spät draußen war. Habe ich mein Messer? Natürlich.

I'm giving you guys real Flashback Mary vibes here. I'm giving you guys real Flashback Mary vibes here.

Ich gebe euch Leute richtige Flashback Mary Vibes.

Okay I'm sorry. I'll stop ( Lol never ) Okay I'm sorry. I'll stop ( Lol never )

Okay, es tut mir Leid, ich höre auf.

WE'VE ARRIVED. ( God help the store ) WE'VE ARRIVED. ( God help the store )

Wir sind angekommen.

You know what? D: You know what? D: I dare you to jump me right now aliens (UH..) I dare you to jump me right now aliens (UH..)

Wisst ihr was, ich fordere euch heraus mich zu bespringen, Aliens.

I know you're watching this (...) I know you're watching this (...) and I know the prospect of jumping me is becoming even more and more a p p e t i z i n g. ;) and I know the prospect of jumping me is becoming even more and more a p p e t i z i n g. ;)

Ich weiß, ihr seht das. Ich weiß, die Aussicht mich zu bespringen wird immer verlockender.

With these milk chocolate chips in my hands, I have the power of God and Jesus on my side With these milk chocolate chips in my hands, I have the power of God and Jesus on my side AAAAHHhhh!!!!!! D:< AAAAHHhhh!!!!!! D:<

Mit diesen Chocolate Chip Keksen in meiner Hand habe ich die Macht Gottes und Jesu auf meiner Seite. *Aaaahhh*

Hello my dudes, ( Oh um hi, didn't see you there ) Hello my dudes, ( Oh um hi, didn't see you there ) whats up? (nothing much, wbu?) whats up? (nothing much, wbu?)

Hallo, meine Leute, was geht?

It's already past 10pm, so time is really of the essence here. It's already past 10pm, so time is really of the essence here.

Es ist schon nach 22 Uhr, also ist Zeit der entscheidende Faktor hier.

I'm going to bake these cookies as fast as possible. I'm going to bake these cookies as fast as possible.

Ich werde diese Kekse, so schnell wie möglich backen.

I'd like to say that I'm a master cookie baker at this point, you know.

Ich sage gerne, dass

I'd like to say that I'm a master cookie baker at this point, you know.

ich inzwischen ein Master Keksbäcker bin. Wisst ihr?

I've baked well over 3 million cookies at this point I've baked well over 3 million cookies at this point

Ich habe insgesamt weit über 3 Millionen Kekse gebacken.

in total. in total. Not really, don't look that up. Not really, don't look that up.

Nicht wirklich. Schaut das nicht nach.

So you know what? .3. So you know what? .3. This is gonna be, a walk in the park. >3< This is gonna be, a walk in the park. >3<

Also wisst ihr was? Dies wird ein Spaziergang im Park. Ich schwöre,

I swear if I fall, I swear if I fall, it is your fault. .-_-. ( Duh ) it is your fault. .-_-. ( Duh )

wenn ich falle, ist es euer Fehler. Ich werde nicht lügen,

Now not gonna lie, we don't have baking soda, so we are going to have to use baking powder Now not gonna lie, we don't have baking soda, so we are going to have to use baking powder

wir haben kein Baking Soda, also werden wir Backpulver verwenden müssen.

So Brad, if your watching this, maybe don't eat the cookies. ( . . . ) So Brad, if your watching this, maybe don't eat the cookies. ( . . . )

Also Brad, wenn du das hier siehst, iss die Kekse vielleicht lieber nicht.

AhhAh (are you okay John Cena?) AhhAh (are you okay John Cena?) Dang flabbet, I don't have enough butter! Dang flabbet, I don't have enough butter!

*Aaaahh* Scheiße, ich habe nicht genug Butter.

Is olive oil an option? >~< Is olive oil an option? >~< So let me explain what this is, (So you don't die my friends ) So let me explain what this is, (So you don't die my friends )

Ist Olivenöl eine Option? Lasst mich erklären, was das hier ist.

So I was an idiot and forgot that you cannot microwave an egg So I was an idiot and forgot that you cannot microwave an egg

So, ich war ein Idiot und habe vergessen, dass du ein Ei nicht in die Mikrowelle stellen kannst.

and I just microwaved the egg and butter mixture, and now i've poached an egg. and I just microwaved the egg and butter mixture, and now i've poached an egg.

Und ich habe soeben ein das Ei in der Butte in die Mikrowelle gestellt,

No, you know what? That's great! No, you know what? That's great!

und habe es nun pochiert. Jetzt, wisst ihr was, das ist super.

and I ate the poached egg. and I ate the poached egg.

Und ich habe das pochierte Ei gegessen. Brad,

Brad, I can not stress this enough, 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐒! Brad, I can not stress this enough, 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐒!

ich kann es nicht genug betonen, iss nicht die Kekse. *Eine weitere Stunde später*

This was by far, the most turbulent time that I've ever made cookies. This was by far, the most turbulent time that I've ever made cookies.

Dies war bei weiten die turbulenteste Zeit, in der ich jemals Kekse gemacht habe.

I didn't have enough butter, I ended up having to use olive oil. I didn't have enough butter, I ended up having to use olive oil.

Ich hatte nicht genügend Butter, ich musste am Ende Olivenöl benutzen.

Okay, and then I made my 𝓃𝒾𝓅𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝑒𝓈, and ya know what? They ended up actually looking pretty good! Okay, and then I made my 𝓃𝒾𝓅𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝑒𝓈, and ya know what? They ended up actually looking pretty good!

Okay, und dann habe ich meine Nippelkekse gebacken, und wisst ihr was, sie sahen ehrlich gesagt ziemlich gut aus. Ich habe sie gebacken,

I baked it, I had some extra cookie dough. So I tried to make a cookie cake. I baked it, I had some extra cookie dough. So I tried to make a cookie cake.

ich hatte ein wenig Teig übrig, also habe ich versucht

I had this little baby skillet. I had this little baby skillet.

einen Kekskuchen zu backen. Ich hatte diese Babypfanne.

do then I put the cookie dough in there, and let them sizzle for a good 10 minutes. do then I put the cookie dough in there, and let them sizzle for a good 10 minutes.

Also habe ich sie mit dem Keksteig befüllt.

and then when I took it out, the cookies; they were a little bit burnt. and then when I took it out, the cookies; they were a little bit burnt.

Und habe sie für gute 10 Minuten im Ofen gelassen. Und als ich sie rausnahm, waren die Kekse ein bisschen angebrannt.

So Brad, i'm sorry.

Brad, das tut mir Leid.

So Brad, i'm sorry. The cookie itself was pretty good, not going to lie, mother goose got excited and she smelled it from the second floor, The cookie itself was pretty good, not going to lie, mother goose got excited and she smelled it from the second floor,

Die Kekse an sich waren ziemlich gut, ohne Witz. Mutter Gans wurde aufgeregt, und sie hat es vom 2. Stock gerochen.

So she came running downstairs, and we devoured it together. So she came running downstairs, and we devoured it together.

Also kam sie runtergerannt,

But yeah, I'm gonna go to bed now, I'll see you guys tomorrow, and But yeah, I'm gonna go to bed now, I'll see you guys tomorrow, and

und wir haben sie zusammen verschlungen. Aber ja, ich werde jetzt zu Bett gehen und euch morgen wieder sehen. Lasst euch nicht von den Bettwanzen beißen.

don't let the bed bugs bite! don't let the bed bugs bite!

*Der nächste Morgen*

Papa don't preach, I've been loosing sleep.

*singt*

Papa don't preach, I've been loosing sleep.

*singt*

Papa don't pre- Papa don't pre-

*singt* Es ist Samstag, August der so und so vielte,

It is Saturday, August: whenever, and today is the day that we fix the mess on my head. It is Saturday, August: whenever, and today is the day that we fix the mess on my head.

und heute ist der Tag an dem wir endlich das Durcheinander auf meinem Kopf retten.

I'm excited, I'm pumped, my blonde ambitions are gonna come true. I'm excited, I'm pumped, my blonde ambitions are gonna come true.

Ich bin aufgeregt, ich freue mich. Meine blonden Ziele

Yesterday, I went to 𝒜𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓏𝒾𝒶. Yesterday, I went to 𝒜𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓏𝒾𝒶.

werden endlich wahr. Gestern bin ich zu einem Ritzia gegangen.

I wasn't planning on buying anything, I didn't need anything. I wasn't planning on buying anything, I didn't need anything.

Ich hatte nicht geplant irgendwas zu kaufen.

But, turns out they were having a 40 to 70 percent sale, But, turns out they were having a 40 to 70 percent sale,

Ich brauche nichts. Aber es stellte sich heraus, dass sie einen 40-70% Sale hatten.

and let me tell you, I had to do a double take. and let me tell you, I had to do a double take.

Und lasst mich euch sagen, ich musste zweimal hinsehen.

I bought these camo shorts. Because, camo is just an essence of life. I bought these camo shorts. Because, camo is just an essence of life.

Ich habe diese Camouflage Shorts gekauft , weil Camouflage einfach der Kern des Lebens ist.

It's the pattern of people that like to get stuff done! It's the pattern of people that like to get stuff done!

Es ist das Muster der Leute, die gerne Sachen abarbeiten.

So yes, I will take 20 of these. So yes, I will take 20 of these. So that's what I'm wearing today! So that's what I'm wearing today!

Also ja, ich werde 20 von diesen kaufen. So, das ist das, was ich heute trage.

OOP! Someone forgot their glasses. (probably me.) OOP! Someone forgot their glasses. (probably me.)

Ooop, jemand hat vergessen seine Brille zu tragen.

But yeah, the flight today is at 10:55. But yeah, the flight today is at 10:55.

Aber ja, der Flug heute

And then we get in New York at 12:30pm. And then we get in New York at 12:30pm.

geht um 10:55 Uhr. Wir kommen um 12:30 Uhr in New York an

And then at 2pm I'm getting my hair done. And then at 2pm I'm getting my hair done.

und dann, um 14:00 Uhr kriege ich meine Haare gemacht.

So, that's kinda the lay of the land, that's the plan for today.

So, das ist der Plan für heute.

And so, I gobbled down my breakfast as fast as possible and got ready for the adventure ahead. And so, I gobbled down my breakfast as fast as possible and got ready for the adventure ahead.

Und so schlung ich mein Frühstück so schnell wie möglich runter und machte mich fertig

Now I was literally only flying there for less then a day, Now I was literally only flying there for less then a day,

für das Abenteurer vorraus. Ich flog dorthin für weniger als einen Tag

So I really only needed one tiny backpack to fit all my necessities So I really only needed one tiny backpack to fit all my necessities

, also brauchte ich

I mean, usually I take my entire closet, the toilet, and the monster underneath my bed with me wherever I go,

nur einen winzigen Rucksack, um alles Notwendige mitzunehmen.

I mean, usually I take my entire closet, the toilet, and the monster underneath my bed with me wherever I go,

Ich meine, normalerweise nehme ich meinen gesamten Kleiderschrank, die Toilette und das Monster unter meinem Bett mit, wohin ich auch gehe.

but I somehow managed to convince myself that no, I don't need 5 different shirts on a 1 day trip. but I somehow managed to convince myself that no, I don't need 5 different shirts on a 1 day trip.

Aber ich habe es irgendwie geschafft, mich zu überzeugen, dass ich nicht 5 verschiedene T-Shirts für einen Tagesausflug brauche.

Back to my excursion, I packed up Brad's cookies, brushed my tooth, yes just the one, and put on my foot. Back to my excursion, I packed up Brad's cookies, brushed my tooth, yes just the one, and put on my foot.

Zurück zu meinem Ausflug. Ich habe Brads Kekse eingepackt, meinen einen Zahn geputzt, ja, nur den einen und meinen Schuh angezogen.

Then, I was left waiting for my mother Then, I was left waiting for my mother

Dann musste ich auf meine Mutter warten. Bedauerlicherweise

Unfortunately, my father would not be coming with us, because he had some big scary professor stuff to do Unfortunately, my father would not be coming with us, because he had some big scary professor stuff to do

würde mein Vater nicht mit uns kommen, weil er wichtigen, unheimlichen Professor Kram zu tun hatte.

So, it would just be Mother Goose and I descending on the City of Angles. (Yes, Angles. That's no typo.) So, it would just be Mother Goose and I descending on the City of Angles. (Yes, Angles. That's no typo.)

Also waren es nur Mutter Gans und ich.

She was taking this seriously, let me tell you She was taking this seriously, let me tell you

Sie nahm dies sehr ernst. Lasst es mich euch erzählen. Sie hatte

she had her outfits all planned out and ready to go. she had her outfits all planned out and ready to go.

ihre Bekleidung ausgeplant und fertig zum mitnehmen.

At around 8am we were deposited like sediments at the doors of Pearson Airport. At around 8am we were deposited like sediments at the doors of Pearson Airport.

Um ca. 8:00 Uhr, wurden wir an den Türen vom Pearson Flughafen rausgeschmissen.

We were ready to wreak havoc. We were ready to wreak havoc.

Wir waren bereit Unheil anzurichten.

What can I say? We are flying hazards, it's me who causes the turbulence, not the wind. What can I say? We are flying hazards, it's me who causes the turbulence, not the wind.

Was kann ich sagen, wir sind fliegende Risiken. Ich bin diejenige, die Turbulenzen verursacht, nicht der Wind.

Anyways, soon I remembered that in a couple hours I would surely get hungry. Anyways, soon I remembered that in a couple hours I would surely get hungry.

So oder so erinnerte ich mich, dass ich sicherlich in ein paar Stunden

What else did you expect from me? So, I went on a hunt for something to lunch on. What else did you expect from me? So, I went on a hunt for something to lunch on.

hungrig werden würde. Was hättet ihr anderes erwartet.

Airport food is disgustingly grotesquely overpriced. Airport food is disgustingly grotesquely overpriced.

Also ging ich auf die Jagd, um etwas zu Essen zu finden. Flughafen-Essen ist ekligerweise übertrieben überteuert.

So, you really just have to close your eyes and pay for it at the end of the day. So, you really just have to close your eyes and pay for it at the end of the day.

So, dass man einfach seine Augen schließen muss und am Ende des Tages dafür bezahlen muss.

Let me just say that I bought a lot of trash. Let me just say that I bought a lot of trash.

Lasst mich nur sagen, dass ich viel Müll gekauft habe.

What? I wanted to try it all, I tried to expand my taste buds. What? I wanted to try it all, I tried to expand my taste buds.

Was?! Ich wollte es alles ausprobieren. Ich versuche meine Geschmacksknospen zu erweitern.

What does that mean? I don't know. Just don't be surprised when one day I start a video and I'm just one big taste bud. What does that mean? I don't know. Just don't be surprised when one day I start a video and I'm just one big taste bud.

Was bedeutet das? Keine Ahnung. Sei bloß nicht überrascht, wenn ich eines Tages ein Video beginne und ich einfach nur eine einzige, riesige Geschmacksknospe bin.

Hello my dudes, its around 10am right now and I am ravenous so it's time to eat lunch. Hello my dudes, its around 10am right now and I am ravenous so it's time to eat lunch.

Hallo, meine Leute. Es ist gerade ca. 10 Uhr und ich bin am verhungern. Also ist es Zeit Mittag zu essen.

I bought a turkey sandwich, and it looks pretty good. I bought a turkey sandwich, and it looks pretty good.

Ich habe ein Truthahnsandwich gekauft und es sieht ziemlich gut aus.

It came with two packaged pickles. It came with two packaged pickles.

Es kam mit zwei verpackten Gewürzgurken.

That is a very weird shape... That is a very weird shape...

Das ist eine sehr seltsame Form.

You know what? There is worse things in life. You know what? There is worse things in life.

Wisst ihr was, es gibt schlimmeres im Leben.

I mean I'll eat it, cause when you're hungry I'll eat anything. I mean I'll eat it, cause when you're hungry I'll eat anything.

Ich meine, ich esse es. Weil ich, wenn ich hungrig bin, alles esse.

And then I forced down that darn pickle, And then I forced down that darn pickle,

Dann zwang ich die verdammte Gewürzgurke runter.

which, might I add, tasted kind of like what I would expect piss to taste like, which, might I add, tasted kind of like what I would expect piss to taste like,

Welche, so möchte ich hinzufügen, ein bisschen so, wie ich mir den Geschmack von Pisse vorstellte, schmeckte.

and started on that ham sandwich. and started on that ham sandwich. It was good, the bread OOOH MY GOD, don't even get my wheels going. It was good, the bread OOOH MY GOD, don't even get my wheels going.

Und begann mit dem Schinkensandwich. Es war gut. Das Brot. Oh mein Gott, bring nicht meine Räder zum drehen.

When I finished it though, I was still hungry, so I also ate the caesar salad. When I finished it though, I was still hungry, so I also ate the caesar salad.

Ich sollte hinzufügen, dass ich immer noch hungrig war. Also aß ich zusätzlich diesen Caesar Salat.

Now, this is where Starbucks bamboozled me Now, this is where Starbucks bamboozled me

Dies ist der Moment, in dem Starbucks mich überraschte.

They gave me the sauce separately. So I had do to the gross job of pooping that white liquid all over the romaine, and I wanted to gag. They gave me the sauce separately. So I had do to the gross job of pooping that white liquid all over the romaine, and I wanted to gag.

Sie gaben mir die Sauce getrennt. Also hatte ich die widerliche Aufgabe diese weiße Flüssigkeit über dem Salat zu verteilen.

It was wrong in every single direction: north, south, west, pest, and breast It was wrong in every single direction: north, south, west, pest, and breast

Ich wollte würgen. Es war in jederlei Hinsicht falsch. Norden, Westen, Süden

But regardless, it was time to board the plane.

Pest und Brüste.

But regardless, it was time to board the plane.

Dennoch war es an der Zeit in das Flugzeug zu gehen.

So, I packaged up my salad and climbed onto the plane where I would continue my feast So, I packaged up my salad and climbed onto the plane where I would continue my feast

Ich habe meine Salat eingepackt und begab mich zu dem Flugzeug.

I wasted no time devouring it.The romaine was not going to eat itself. I wasted no time devouring it.The romaine was not going to eat itself.

In dem ich mein Festmahl fortfahren würde.

It was good, as good as packaged salad can be.

Ich habe keine Zeit verschwendet und ihn direkt runtergeschlungen.

It was good, as good as packaged salad can be.

Der Salat würde sich nicht von alleine esse. Er war gut, so gut wie ein verpackter Salat sein kann.

But anyways, at this point my mother and I were both extremely tired, so we crashed on the plane. But anyways, at this point my mother and I were both extremely tired, so we crashed on the plane.

Zu diesem Zeitpunkt, waren meine Mutter und ich beide extrem müde,

Except that I couldn't, you know why? Because one, the takeoff was literally too bumpy for any normal human behavior - I mean seriously, the pilot must have been drunk. Except that I couldn't, you know why? Because one, the takeoff was literally too bumpy for any normal human behavior - I mean seriously, the pilot must have been drunk.

und schliefen im Flugzeug. Nur das ich nicht konnte. Warum?! Der Abflug war wortwörtlich zu ruppig für jegliches, normales, menschliches Verhalten. Ich meine, ernsthaft, der Pilot musste betrunken sein.

Two, when we were already in the air, turbulence decided to have some fun. Two, when we were already in the air, turbulence decided to have some fun.

Und zweitens waren wir bereits in der Luft

I thought I was gonna die, okay? I thought I was gonna die, okay?

und die Turbulenzen hatten sich dazu entschlossen, ein wenig Spaß zu haben. Ich dachte ich würde sterben.

I was sweating buckets. I was sweating buckets. Those stupid clouds just couldn't mind their own business. Could they? Those stupid clouds just couldn't mind their own business. Could they?

Okay, ich schwitzte Eimer. Warum konnten die Wolken sich nicht einfach um ihren eigenen Kramm kümmern.

Somehow my mother managed to sleep through the whole thing though Somehow my mother managed to sleep through the whole thing though

Irgendwie schaffte es meine Mutter durchzuschlafen.

So maybe I was just being a dramatic Debbie. So maybe I was just being a dramatic Debbie. OH! Whats that sound? Why it's me arriving in New York ready to cause chaos of course OH! Whats that sound? Why it's me arriving in New York ready to cause chaos of course

Vielleicht war ich auch einfach eine Drama Queen. Oh, was ist das für ein Geräusch? Es ist ich, wie ich in New York ankomme,

It was around 12 pm at this point and we still had the entire day ahead of us, so we kidnapped a taxi driver and he took us back to our hotel It was around 12 pm at this point and we still had the entire day ahead of us, so we kidnapped a taxi driver and he took us back to our hotel

bereit Chaos zu verursachen, natürlich. Es war gehen 12:00 Uhr und wir hatten noch den gesamten Tag vor uns. Also entführten wir einen Taxi-Fahrer.

The room was really modern and my mom loved it The room was really modern and my mom loved it

Und er bracht uns zurück zu unserem Hotel. Der Raum war sehr modern.

She was having a blast. Busy obsessing over the portable steamer which was hilarious. She was having a blast. Busy obsessing over the portable steamer which was hilarious.

Und meine Mutter liebte es. Sie feierte es und war damit beschäftigt über den tragbaren Verdampfer besessen zu sein. Was extrem lustig war.

Hello my name is Joana Ceddia and I'll be your interpretive dance teacher Hello my name is Joana Ceddia and I'll be your interpretive dance teacher

Hallo, mein Name ist Joana Ceddia und ich werde eure Interpretationstanzlehrerin sein.

Hello my dudes. What's up? We've just arrived at the hotel Hello my dudes. What's up? We've just arrived at the hotel

Hallo meine Leute, was geht? Wir sind soeben im Hotel angekommen.

It looks like Ikea and the Hampton had a baby. It looks like Ikea and the Hampton had a baby.

Es sieht so aus, als ob IKEA und die Hamptons ein gemeinsames Kind hätten.

This is just too sophisticated for me. I should not even be here. This is just too sophisticated for me. I should not even be here.

Das ist einfach zu gehoben für mich. Ich sollte noch nichtmal hier sein.

Why is there a TV in front of the bed??? Why is there a TV in front of the bed???

Warum ist dort ein Fernseher vor dem Bett?

Anyways, we're about to go over to meet Brad. Anyways, we're about to go over to meet Brad.

So oder so, wir sind kurz davor

This mess on my head is no longer gonna be a mess on my head.

Brad zu treffen. Dieses Durcheinander auf meinem Kopf

This mess on my head is no longer gonna be a mess on my head.

wird nicht länger so ein Durcheinander bleiben.

Anyways, i'll see you guys in a bit. Anyways, i'll see you guys in a bit.

So oder so, ich sehe euch in einer Weile.

So we left the hotel room, made our way to the lobby and then... So we left the hotel room, made our way to the lobby and then...

Also verließen wir unser Hotelzimmer, machten uns auf den Weg in die Lobby und dann...

I had blacked out I had blacked out

hatte ich ein Blackout. Nicht wirklich.

Not really, I just met Brad and his brother Eric and then he did my hair Not really, I just met Brad and his brother Eric and then he did my hair

Ich habe nur Brad und seinen Bruder Eric getroffen.

He started by bleaching my folicles once again to get them even lighter. He started by bleaching my folicles once again to get them even lighter.

Und dann machte er mir die Haare. Wir begonnen mit dem erneuten Bleichen meiner Haarfollikel.

I was having and blast and so was Brad. I was finally doing my hair the right way. I was having and blast and so was Brad. I was finally doing my hair the right way.

Um sie noch heller zu bekommen. Ich hatte Spaß. Und so auch Brad. Ich machte meine Haare endlich richtig.

Long were gone the days of boxed bleaching. Long were gone the days of boxed bleaching.

Schon lange waren die Tage vom Selberbleichen vorbei.

My hair, it's somethin else. Honestly if my hair exploded I would not be surprised, but anyways, My hair, it's somethin else. Honestly if my hair exploded I would not be surprised, but anyways,

Meine Haare, es ist etwas anderes. Ehrlich, wenn mein Haar explodiert wäre, hätte es mich nicht gewundert.

so something's marinating right now. Brad did something, but it looks good, so something's marinating right now. Brad did something, but it looks good,

So, irgendwas mariniert gerade. Brad hat irgendwas gemacht.

He said its gonna look good so I trust his judgement. He said its gonna look good so I trust his judgement.

Aber es sieht gut aus. Er hat gesagt, dass es gut aussehen würde, und ich vertraue ihm.

Now they're actually gonna do makeup. I've never worn makeup. What even is makeup? Now they're actually gonna do makeup. I've never worn makeup. What even is makeup?

Jetzt machen sie mein Makeup. Ich habe noch nie vorher Makeup getragen.

Who invented it? Top 10 questions science can't answer. I'm SO excited! Okay I'll see you guys later. Who invented it? Top 10 questions science can't answer. I'm SO excited! Okay I'll see you guys later.

Was ist Makeup überhaupt? Wer hat es erfunden? Top 1ß Fragen, welche Wissenschaftler nicht beantworten können. Ich bin zu aufgeregt.

It was time...for makeup! It was time...for makeup!

Ich sehe euch später. Es war an der Zeit für Makeup.

Now Brad had the wonderful idea to go beyond the expectation. He was gonna do my makeup too. Now Brad had the wonderful idea to go beyond the expectation. He was gonna do my makeup too.

Brad hatte die wundervolle Idee, die Erwartungen zu übertreffen. Er würde zusätzlich auch noch mein Makeup machen.

Enter Joelle stage left, the makeup artist. He was incredible he did my makeup like it was the easiest thing of all time Enter Joelle stage left, the makeup artist. He was incredible he did my makeup like it was the easiest thing of all time

Der Makeupartist war unglaublich. Er schminkte mich, als ob es das einfachste der Welt wäre.

Not gonna lie getting your hair and makeup done at the same time are 2 of the most relaxing things ever Not gonna lie getting your hair and makeup done at the same time are 2 of the most relaxing things ever

Ungelogen, das gleichzeitige Schminken war eine der entspanntesten Sachen überhaupt.

I was about to fall asleep in that chair I was about to fall asleep in that chair

Ich war kurz davor in dem Stuhl einzuschlafen.

I think it's also worth mentioning that we had been doing this madness for the past 4 HOURS. I think it's also worth mentioning that we had been doing this madness for the past 4 HOURS.

Ich denke, es lohnt sich zu erwähnen, dass wir diese verrückte Sache seit 4 Stunden machten.

I wasnt complaing though. I wasnt complaing though.

Ich war jedoch nicht am meckern.

A hairbrush, a dabble of eyeshadow, a swipe of mascara, a pinch of salt and a gram of cocaine. Dinner is served A hairbrush, a dabble of eyeshadow, a swipe of mascara, a pinch of salt and a gram of cocaine. Dinner is served

Eine Haarbürste, ein bisschen Lidschatten, ein Hauch von Wimperntusche, eine Priese Salz und und ein Gramm Kokain, Abendbrot ist serviert.

Things I observed while all of this was happening: Things I observed while all of this was happening:

Dinge, dich ich beobachtete, während das alles geschah:

Brads brother Eric is hilarious. He was just along for the ride the entire time and it was the best thing ever Brads brother Eric is hilarious. He was just along for the ride the entire time and it was the best thing ever

Brads Bruder Eric ist übertrieben witzig. Er war die gesamte Zeit dabei und es war das Beste überhaupt.

Number 2: blondes do have more fun. They are nuclear let me just say that. Number 2: blondes do have more fun. They are nuclear let me just say that.

Zweitens, Blondinen haben mehr Spaß.

I felt like my chaotic tendencies were increased tenfold

Sie sind nuklear.

I felt like my chaotic tendencies were increased tenfold

Lasst es mich sagen. Ich fühlte mich so, als ob meine chaotischen Neigungen 10-Fach verstärkt wären.

And number 3: this is completely unrelated but does anyone remember Jacob Sartorius?! And number 3: this is completely unrelated but does anyone remember Jacob Sartorius?!

Und drittens, das steht überhaupt nicht im Zusammenhang, aber erinnert irgendwer sich an Jacob Satoriuos?

It takes a lot for me to hate someone, but it was in that salon chair that I realized how much I do hate him. It takes a lot for me to hate someone, but it was in that salon chair that I realized how much I do hate him.

Es braucht ganz schön viel, bis ich jemanden hasse, aber es war in diesem Salonstuhl, als ich realisierte, wie sehr ich ihn wirklich hasse.

like where are your parents. NO Mr. Sagittarius we don't want to see your 12 year old body. like where are your parents. NO Mr. Sagittarius we don't want to see your 12 year old body.

Wo sind deine Eltern? Herr Satorios

Moral of the story is: someone stop Jacob Saggytitties. Moral of the story is: someone stop Jacob Saggytitties. Anyways, eventually we finished the makeover. I was looking stupendous Anyways, eventually we finished the makeover. I was looking stupendous

wir wollen deinen 12 jährigen Körper nicht sehen. Die Moral der Geschichte ist, jemand sollte Jakobs Hängebrüste aufhalten. Ich sah fantastisch aus, aber es war alles

But it was all the results of the hard-work of Mr. Brad Mondo and his buddies. But it was all the results of the hard-work of Mr. Brad Mondo and his buddies.

das Ergebnis der harten Arbeit

We took loads of photos and everything was just whizzing past me at the speed of light. We took loads of photos and everything was just whizzing past me at the speed of light.

von Herrn Brad Mondo und seinen Freunden. Wir machten sehr viele Fotos und alles zog extrem schnell an mir vorbei.

Was I awake? Had I been cloned? Did I still have 2 kidneys but nay the makeover was complete. Was I awake? Had I been cloned? Did I still have 2 kidneys but nay the makeover was complete.

War ich wach, wurde ich geklont, hatte ich immer noch 2 Nieren? Das Umstyling war fertig.

I need to say a big thank you to Brad, Eric, and Joelle for making this happen and letting me know that looking like -this- is not okay

Ich muss mich bei

I need to say a big thank you to Brad, Eric, and Joelle for making this happen and letting me know that looking like -this- is not okay

Brad, Eric und Joelle für das ermöglichen dieses Tages bedanken und, dass sie mich wissen lassen, dass

I will leave their social medias in the description box below as well as the link to Brad's video where he documented this entire process in more detail. I will leave their social medias in the description box below as well as the link to Brad's video where he documented this entire process in more detail.

es nicht in Ordnung ist so auszusehen. Ich lasse deren soziale Medien Profile und den Link zu Brads Video, in welchem er, diesen gesamten Prozess detailierter

Anyways, eventually I woke up from my blackout to find a blonde, painted face staring back at me

dokumentiert hat unten da.

Anyways, eventually I woke up from my blackout to find a blonde, painted face staring back at me

Ich wachte von meinem Blackout auf,

And I was having a tough time processing it And I was having a tough time processing it

und fand eine Blondine mit bemaltem Gesicht auf, welche zurückstarrte. Mir viel es schwer, das zu verarbeiten.

what the hEcK just happened?! what the hEcK just happened?! I look like a different person but in the best way possible I look like a different person but in the best way possible

Was ist soeben passiert? Ich sehe wie eine andere Person aus, aber im best möglichen Sinne.

This is what happens when you give Brad Mondo an entire day to do what he wants to you hair This is what happens when you give Brad Mondo an entire day to do what he wants to you hair

Dies ist was passiert, wenn du Brad Mondo einen gesamten Tag gibst

And let me tell you

um ihn alles mit deinen Haaren zu machen, was er will.

And let me tell you Worth it Worth it

Und lasst es mich euch sagen. Es ist es wert. So wert.

So worth it So worth it I'm wearing fake eyelashes. I've never worn fake eyelashes I'm wearing fake eyelashes. I've never worn fake eyelashes

Ich trage künstliche Wimpern. Ich habe noch nie vorher künstliche Wimpern getragen.

I feel like a different person. I feel like I'm catfishing all of you. I feel like a different person. I feel like I'm catfishing all of you.

Ich fühle mich wie eine andere Person.

It's already 11:30. It's already 11:30.

Es fühlt sich so an, als ob ich euch alle Catfishe. Es ist bereits 11:30 Uhr.

The cool thing about this hotel is that there's a mini Dylan's Candy Bar in the lobby The cool thing about this hotel is that there's a mini Dylan's Candy Bar in the lobby

Das coole an diesem Hotel ist, dass eine Süßigkeitenbar in der Lobby ist.

And you best believe that, my mother and I, we went ham And you best believe that, my mother and I, we went ham

Und du glaubst besser, dass meine Mutter und ich

They had chocolate-covered s'mores, chocolate almond clusters? They had chocolate-covered s'mores, chocolate almond clusters?

verrückt geworden sind. Sie hatten mit Schokolade überzogene Smores, Mandelberge,

Chocolate-covered cookie dough balls--they had everything chocolate covered. Chocolate-covered cookie dough balls--they had everything chocolate covered.

mit Schokolade überzogene Keksteigbälle. Sie hatten alles. Schokolade überzogen.

And I ate all of it And I ate all of it I'm feeling a little bit nauseous now, but you know what? It was worth it I'm feeling a little bit nauseous now, but you know what? It was worth it

Und ich habe alles gegessen. Mir ist ein bisschen übel,

This is probably the last you're gonna see of me This is probably the last you're gonna see of me

aber wisst ihr was, es war es wert.

I'm gonna pass out after this I'm gonna pass out after this Love you guys so much and I'll see you guys in the next one Love you guys so much and I'll see you guys in the next one

Das ist wahrscheinlich das Letze, was ihr von mir seht, ich werde gleich schlafen gehen.

TOodLes! (bye Joana!) TOodLes! (bye Joana!)

Ich liebe euch so viel und werde euch im nächsten Video sehen.