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German Anna
Polish Monika Kazimierczak
Greek aharrypotterfan
Danish Berdan Goncu
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(horse galloping and neighing)
Und ich nehme die Käsenudeln,
- And I will take the cheese pasta
aber ohne Hähnchen.
but with no chicken.
- Sehr wohl.
- Got it.
Einmal Pizza Margherita und einmal die Nudeln ohne Hähnchen.
One Margherita pizza and one pasta, no chicken.
- Genau. - Sehr gern.
- Got it. - Sounds good.
Danke.
- Thank you.
- Ich verhungere. - Ich auch.
- I'm starving. - Same.
Ich verdorre, meine Brüste werden kleiner.
I'm withering away, like my cup size is decreasing.
- Ich meine, ich werde das einfach nur verschlingen.
- I mean, I'm just gonna devour this.
- Ich habe gerade unfreiwillig eine Lücke zwischen meinen Oberschenkeln.
- I have an involuntary thigh gap right now.
- Bitte sehr. - Oh, was,
- Here you go. - Oh, what,
das war wirklich schnell.
that was really fast.
- Das Video sollte nicht so lang werden.
- Didn't want the video to run too long.
- Oh, stimmt.
- Oh, sure.
- Danke.
- Thank you.
- Und Ihre Pizza wird in einer Minute fertig sein.
- And your pizza will be out in a minute.
- Oh.
- Oh.
(schnelle Musik)
(upbeat music)
- [Lilly] Darf ich jetzt anfangen zu essen?
- [Lilly] Am I allowed to start eating?
Lasst uns die Situation auswerten.
Let's evaluate the situation.
Hier sind zwei andere Leute.
There's two other people here.
Was machen die?
What are they doing?
Sie wartet.
She's waiting.
Sie wartet nicht.
She's not waiting.
Aber willst du wirklich mit Danielle assoziiert werden?
But do you really wanna be associated with Danielle.
- Und technisch gesehen ist das nicht einmal Inzest,
- And technically, that's not even incest
weil wir betrunken waren. (lacht)
'cause we were drunk. (laughs)
[Lilly] Okay, ganz bestimmt nicht.
- [Lilly] Okay, definitely not.
Puh, wieso dauert das so lange?
Ugh, what's taking so long?
Was ist, wenn ich eine schlimme Krankheit hätte?
What if I had a medical condition?
Sie haben eine seltene Erkrankung namens Mozzarella-Mangel.
- You have a rare condition called mozzarella deficiency.
Es ist wichtig, dass Sie den Käse sofort konsumieren.
It's important you consume cheeses right away.
[Lilly] Oh mein Gott, ja, was ist wenn das wahr ist?
- [Lilly] Oh my God, yeah, what if that's true?
Ich wette, dass eine von acht Personen davon betroffen ist.
I'll bet you, like one of out eight people are at risk.
Ich sollte etwas sagen.
I should say something.
- Ihr solltet definitiv mit dem Essen anfangen.
- You guys should definitely start eating,
Wartet nicht auf mich.
don't wait for me.
- Oh, Großartig!
- Oh, great!
Okay, cool!
Okay, cool!
- Sei doch nicht albern, natürlich warten wir.
- No, don't be silly, of course we'll wait.
- [Lilly] Was zur Hölle, hast du da gerade gesagt?
- [Lilly] What the F did you just say?
Stimme ich zu oder tue ich es trotzdem?
Do I agree or screw it?
Nimm nur einen Bissen.
Just take a bite.
Aber was ist, wenn ich einen Bissen nehme und sie das niemals vergessen wird?
But what if I take a bite and she never forgets this?
- Was auch immer du tust, erzähle Lilly nichts über meine Party.
- Whatever you do, don't tell Lilly about my party,
Ich will nicht, dass sie das ganze Essen aufisst
I don't want her to eat all the food
bevor die höflichen Leute eine Chance bekommen.
before it's polite people get a chance.
- [Lilly] (seufzt) Und Brit ist reich.
- [Lilly] (sighs) And Brit is rich.
Also sind ihre Partys legendär.
So her parties are lit.
- Ernsthaft, esst, es wird kalt werden.
- Seriously, eat, it'll get cold.
- [Lilly] Oh mein Gott, weißt du was?
- [Lilly] Oh my God, you know what?
Sie hat recht, das nicht sofort zu essen
She's right, not eating this immediately
wäre wirklich beleidigend.
would be really offensive.
Ich will den Chef-Koch nicht respektlos behandeln.
I don't wanna disrespect the chef.
Stell dir mal vor, dass er mich genau jetzt anschaut und sich denkt:
Imagine he's watching me right now thinking,
- Die wollen mein Essen nicht essen!
- They don't want to eat my food!
Ich beschäme damit meine gesamte Familie.
I've got shame to my entire family.
- [Lilly] Ganz ehrlich, das ist so dumm.
- [Lilly] Honestly, this is so dumb.
Ich sollte einfach essen. Wer behält das überhaupt im Auge?
I should just eat, who is even keeping track?
- Das bestimmt alles.
- This determines everything.
- [Lilly] Und es ist ja nicht so, dass wenn wir warten
- [Lilly] And it's not like we waiting
das Essen schneller gebracht wird.
is gonna bring her food faster.
Was soll's.
Just F it.
- Und eine Margherita Pizza.
- And one Margherita pizza.
Der Chef hat gesehen, wie deine Freunde gewartet haben,
The chef saw your friends waiting
also hat er sich damit beeilt.
so he made it faster.
- Jesus Christus, endlich.
- Jesus Christ, finally.
Oh, Entschuldigung, da ist Hühnchen drin.
Oh, excuse me, there's chicken in this.
- Das tut mir so leid.
- I am so sorry.
Ich werde dir sofort einen neuen Teller besorgen.
I will get you a new one right away.
- Oh, in Ordnung.
- Oh, okay.
(schnelle Musik)
(upbeat music)
- [Lilly] Diese gemeinen Scheißk...
- These rude motherfu...
(lauter Knall)
(loud bang)
Vielen Dank, dass du das Video geschaut hast.
Thank you so much for watching this video,
Wenn du es mochtest, dann gib mir einen großen Daumen nach oben.
you liked it, give it a big thumbs up,
Oder, wenn du denkst, dass mein Welpe süß ist, dann kannst du mir auch einen Daumen nach oben geben.
or if you think my puppy is cute, also give it a thumbs up.
Mein letztes Comedy-Video ist genau da drüben,
My last comedy video right over there,
der zweite Vlog Kanal da.
second vlog channel there.
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Super hands tees re-stocked, lillysingh.com.
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weil ich jeden Montag und Donnerstag neue Videos mache.
new videos every Monday and Thursday.
Eine Liebe, Superwoman, das war ein Wrap und Zoop.
One love, superwoman, that is a wrap and zoop.
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