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Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier.

こんにちは、Markiplier(マークプライヤー)です！

And welcome to "Riddle School 2!"

今日はRiddle School 2（リドルスクール２）をやります

Now, I know it's been a while since I played the first Riddle School

１作目やってから結構たったけど

And I meant to get back to this a lot sooner

すぐに２作目をやるつもりで…

Uh, but things got in the way, and then I totally forgot about the series

色々あって、すっかり忘れてた

And I meant to do the whole series with all the different games in it...

シリーズ全部やるつもりだったけど

And even Riddle's... Transfer games...?

あと、Riddle Schoolの別編…?

Oh, he's bored, okay

つまらないのね

(Quiet voice) Welcome to "Riddle School 2"

Riddle School 2へようこそ

これは何？

I love the pun on the wall over there, but I'm not sure why we're here...

壁のダジャレはいいけど、ここはどこ

Man, that guy is twitchy and sad.

震えてる、悲しそうだな

コイン(・ω・)

Good! :D Are these things that I need?

これから必要？

よう先生！

"That's the band director, Mr. O. Boe...."

「音楽のオーボー先生…」

"He only got hired because-us-us his name."

「名前がそれっぽいから雇われた」

へぇ(・ω・)

""Cold." What's that about?"

「寒い？なんのこと？」

"I know nothing of music, but much of english."

「音楽は全く知らないが、英語はよく知ってる」

That doesn't help anybody.

ヒントになってない

"Hey, Phred, can you help me escape school again?"

「フレッド、また脱出を手伝ってよ」

"I have a whistle, as if that'd be useful."

「笛ならあるよ、いる？」

"It might help, can I have it?"

「もらっていい？」

"Only if you have a dollar."

「１ドルで売るよ」

I almost have a dollar!

もうすぐで１ドルだ

I got 75 cents!

75セントある！

Is there another quarter hiding up in the notes up there?

音符にクオーター（25￠）ないかな

Maybe a QUARTER NOTE!

クオーターノート（四分音符）のところに！

*Bouncing* Ha-ah-ah-ah ah-ahah!!

*inception bwang*

アカウントは寒いダジャレのため消されました

Now that we're off to an incredible start, let's go outside.

調子良いし、部屋を出よう

"Not while Mr. O. Boe. is watching!"

「先生が見てるから無理」

Okay, so there's gotta be another quarter up here!

どっかにコインあるはず

It's gotta be hiding in the quarter notes!

クオーターノートのとこに

It can't just be a pun, it has to actually be a thing, right?

ただのダジャレじゃなくてありそうだけど

Oh, there it is. It was on the drum set, okay.

あった。ドラムの上か

I gotta dollar! :D

１ドルゲット！

わお、Shit！

What did it do to the poor guy?

先生どうしちゃったの

Did it kill him?!

死んじゃった？

Is he dead?! D:

Why is everybody dead?!

みんな死んでるの！？

Why did he freeze?

なぜ凍った

Aw, happy man's not so happy anymore...

スマイリーが笑ってない

Okay! Bye everybody who's been incapacitated!

みんな固まったけどバイバイ

"Now that was a SHARP idea!"

「なかなか鋭いアイディアだったな！」

...I don't get that.

…（冗談が）わからない。

スリープ先生？

あーー（察し）

"Isn't that interesting? She stopped at the letter "Z"."

「おもしろい、Zで止まってる」

"Mrs. Sleep, she hasn't moved since last month."

「先生はずっとあのまま」

She might be dead.

死んでるんじゃない？

"Until we drag someone to--"

「誰かがどかさないと、ずっとここにいる」

"--find someone to drag her out of the room and replace her, she's here to stay."

「誰かがどかさないと、ずっとここにいる」

"It's kinda boring, but at least we don't have to do any work."

「つまらないけど、勉強しなくていい」

おーけー…

It's in sleep mode? That's very funny. I don't feel

スリープモード。面白いね（棒）

（壁のポスター）

おーけー…

おーけー！

Some trombone slide oil

トロンボーンのオイル

And 30 cents...

と、３０セント

I don't know what you're gonna do with that mixture,

２つで何するか知らんけど

But it sounds like a fun time, I suppose.

なんか楽しそうだね

"Can't get out."

「出られない」

Yeah, no joke, you can't.

"Counselor has these keys like last time."

「校長が鍵を持ってる」

そうなのね

Not going back in there, exactly?

さっきの教室には戻れない

So what am I going to do with all this trombone lube?

オイルで何をするの

oh

I seem to remember we being in a...

なんか前も同じ状況に…

similar precarious situation before.

同じ状況じゃなかった？

"What are you doing here?"

「ここで何をしてる？」

W-what are YOU DOING THERE IN THE CLOSET JUST STANDING BY YOURSELF?

あなたこそ何で閉じこもってるの

Not really good

オフィス？

オフィス？

Sum（足し算）先生

Light's are off, doors locked.

He's probably masturbating.

シコってるんじゃない

Lets see- Water..

Doing something about that...

I dont brake for ducks, there arent many ducks.

（ポスター読んでる）

How 'bout the womens bathroom

女性トイレは？

Doors locked, lights are off..

鍵しまってる…

男性トイレ？

"Anybody have any toilet paper?"

「誰かトイレットペーパない？」

No

I dont have any.

もってないね

Lets see, these things are backed uep..

ここはどうかな

OkAy, nothing to do in here.

何も無いね

How about some slide oil?

オイルは？いる？

You could lube up your pooper :3

うんこの滑りがよくなるよ

I dunno why that would help you in any capacity but, its just something that I said

実際使えるか知らんが

Got another quarter.

またクオーター(25￠)

Oh no, thats just dime I got.

違う、ダイムだ(10￠)

Nuh-I checked all the other lockers, and they dont seem to do anything so i'll head over-

他のロッカー見たけど開かないみたい

"I want a cookie."

「クッキー食べたい」

Well I dont have anything this time!

持ってない

Wow, they made a second one? Okay.

（ポスター）

Well, I wont need that.

「いらない」（消火器）

"Back door unlocked but its blocked by dumpster.."

「鍵開いてるけど、ふさがってる」

Okay, Teachers lounge?

先生のラウンジ？

Why are you in here?

「何でここにいるの？！」

どれどれ…

*reading choices*

（選択肢を読み上げてる）

I SAW A COW THAT BURST INTO FLAMES! IT WAS NUTS!

「牛がいて！！火付いてた！！やばかった！！」

クレージー！！

"Was it my cow? What did it look like?" D:

「私の牛！？どんな模様！？」

Fat, white with black spots?

デブ、白に黒のもよう

おー、おけー

まあいいや

Damn it, I almost had that.

惜しかった

Burst into flames.

牛から炎。

"That doesn't convince me, unless the story's true"

「嘘っぽいわね」

It did believe- sound

「最初から嘘っぽかった」

" It didn't sound that believable to begin with."

「最初から嘘っぽかった」

"If you dont have anything useful-" Aww..

「でてけ」　あーぁ

So the cow bursting into flames isnt good?

牛はハズレ？

"Which teacher sent you here?

「誰が（クッキーの）許可くれた？」

No teacher, just the cookie machine

「クッキーが僕を呼んでいた。」

So this is actually gonna be a conundrum.

Mr. (el) O. Bow!

オーボー先生！

How 'bout Ms. Sleep?

スリープ先生は？

Got permission.

スリープ先生から

"That's me" ? Oh, okay

「俺だ」　そうなの？

Alright, geez this isn't working then.

だめじゃん

Alright, FINE, theres gotta be a solution here!

答えがあるはず！

Oops! Wrong room! Ah, fuck.

ちがう　fuck

Gotta be a waaaay!

きっと手はある

Okay, so I gotta get a note..

ノートをもらうんだ

What I gotta do is go get a note from the band room.

音楽室の先生にもらうんだ

How 'bout the janitor?

掃除のおっさんは？

You want some slide oil? :3

オイルいる？

あーー、おーけい

Wait, theres a roll of toilet paper in the vent?

トイレットペーパーが中にある

How does that make any sense??

どうやって？！

"I would go in and get it but the vent cover is rusted shut."

「錆びててとれない」

Well, it's a good thing I got some good ol' fashion TROMBONE OIL!

ちょうどいいところにオイルが！

Dunno how that beats rust but I lubed it up good and slid right in between the cracks.

錆びてるから、滑るようにね

Alright, lets deliver toilet paper to this guy here.

トイレットペーパー届けよう

There ya go buddy! Could've rolled it under...

（あぅーっしゅ）

What are you doin'? Okay bye.

なにして… OK、バーイ！

No thanks or nothing.

ありがとうも無し

Do I give this back to the janitor because somehow he... loses his shit?

おっさんに渡せばいいの？

How 'bout a mop? "Where'd you find my mop?"

「どこにあったの？」

For some reason, it was in the toilet.

何でかトイレ。

"Thanks for returning it, here's my last dime."

「ありがとう。１０￠あげる」

Well now I have 50 cents

これで５０￠だ

"and don't waste it on those school's cheesy pencils"

「無駄遣いすんなよ」

That doesn't help me at all!

なんも進まないじゃん

I don't have enough money for a cookie!

クッキー分も足りない！

How'm I gonna- ooohhh

どうやって…　おーーー！

Wait a minute. Whatayou doin' back here?

なんでいるの

You were in the teacher's lounge

先生のラウンジにいたじゃん

"Have a nice visit...hurry back when you're finished"

「いらっしゃい…　終わったら出てってね」

おーけー…

*fading voice* Can't see why I need it [inaudible]. I'm a little confused

☓〇＄△#…　混乱する

Okay so he's back

Sum先生は教室もどってる

And she's back.

この人も戻ってる

So that means that in some of these- in this room,

どっちかの教室にお金あるはず

There's gotta be like a quarter or something in one of these rooms

どっちかの教室にお金あるはず

and then I gotta find it and then its gonna help me...

見つければクッキー７５￠だから

get the cookie because the cookie is 75 cents according to the thing on the teachers lounge

クッキー買える

AHHH, there we go, found it, okay I got 75 cents now right?

あった！これで７５￠？

That's enough to be able to get a cookie?

クッキー買える？

That's enough to be able to- ho-how am I supposed to do this?

（自販機うごいてない）

Do I need to lube up the cookie machine?

自販機にもオイル？

I got 75 cents right?

７５￠あるのに

Okay, now this is a conundrum and I don't know how to solve it

難問だ。わからない。

Oh

oh

Well that was- How was I supposed to know that?

分かんないでしょ！

There was literally no way that I would've known that!

これ分かんないよ

Oh man I hate that! That's like my least favourite thing about these puzzle games

脱出ゲームで一番きらい

When you have to click at like the back of something.

何かの裏に答えがあるの

But either way, I got it! I GOT IT!

なんにせよ、できた！

Bablabamlabamalabamlabam

（投入の音）

Okay blam. I blam-ed it to blam-o

はい、入れた

And I gotta cookie!

クッキーげっと！

Hey big guy! You wanna cookie?!

クッキー欲しいかい！？

I gotta cookie for ya! I've also got some lube if you want that...

クッキー取ってきたよ！

I have- I have a whole handful of lube!

欲しかったらオイルもあるけど…

Wow, that was fast!

Okay. Hello. 'That's 5'

Hello!　「こいつは５さ」

'Yes that's his name'

「５って名前」

'He won election'... 'vote 5' okay

「vote5で・・・」「当選して・・・」

:)

ボウリング

Cabinets unlocked. Hello!

棚は開かない　Hello!!

Somebody in here? Hi Mr. Mister

誰かいる？　ハ～イ、Mr.ミスター

How you doin'? May I leave the school?

元気？　家帰っていい？

Oh *laughs* Alright, bye then!

Oh　(笑)　んじゃーね！

Sucker! - 'I think he took the key'

ざまぁ「鍵とられた」

ok

終わり！？

Am I outta here? OOOHHH

出れる！？

That's all she wrote!

That was o-, Oh, oh no

oh... まさか…

Oh yes, okay, we're okay

あぁ、大丈夫か

K'chunk - You put it in upside down but I won't criticize you about that

鍵が逆さなのは黙っておくよ

*deep inhale* FREEEDOMMMM

(吸)　自由だーーー

ohhhh イエス

GLORIOUSSS FREEDDOMM!!

素晴らしき自由!!!

Okay, so that's the end of 'Riddle School 2'

Riddle School 2はこれで終わり

There's a whole buncha other r- riddle school games

このシリーズはまだ沢山ある

and I'll say basically the same thing as I said in the last one:

前作の時と同じコメントになるけど

These are fun little adventures and its like- its like a time capsule

ちょっとした楽しい冒険で、

- I don't know if I said this in the last one. I'm just making it up as I go -

（同じこと言ったか分からないけど）

But it's like a time capsule, going through the series...

シリーズが進むにつれて

I imagine, I've act- never played it before but...

シリーズが進むにつれて

but its like a time capsule going through and seeing like the...

絵とかの変化が見れたり

the evolution of the designer of the game and also like the evolution of technology as it goes along and like...

テクノロジーが変わってったり

and the complexity getting more and more things so

もっと複雑になってたり

its a really fun series with a lot of like... PUNS!...

言葉遊びとかもあるし

which if you like that you get a lot of that in your life so...

言葉遊びとかもあるし

Thank you everybody so much for watching. Lemme know if you wanna see the other games in the series in the comments below...

最後まで見てくれてありがとう！

and thanks again for watching

続き見たければコメントして！

And as always...

そしていつものように…

I will see YOU in the next video...

また次の動画で!!

バイバーイ！

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