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Hmmm
Hmmm
Very funny Raskin.
Väldigt kul Raskin.
What?
Vad?
My latest caption on Sugar's viral Instagram account, Send Help Dog?
Min senaste bildtext på Sugars virala Intstagramkonto, Send Help Dog?
Hilarious, just give it to me.
Jättekul, ge mig den.
No, only Sugar and I have the password. You'd make to many jokes about beastiality.
Nej, det är bara jag och Sugar som har lösenordet. Du hade dragit för många skämt om tidelag.
I want no part in your sensational Instagram account, Send Help Dog.
Jag vill inte har något att göra med ditt sensationella Instagramkonto, Send Help Dog
I want my life back.
Jag vill ha mitt liv tillbaka.
I know everyone thinks I'm naturally organized.
Jag vet att alla tror jag är naturligt ordningsam.
No one thinks that.
Inget tror det
But the way I stay on top of my busy schedule-
Men sättet jag hanterar mitt späckade schema-
No seriously name one person who thinks that.
Nej allvarligt, säg en person som tror det.
I need my paper agenda book.
Jag behöver ha tillbaka min fickalmanacka.
I have very important things to blow off today.
Jag har viktiga saker att skippa idag.
You use a paper agenda book?
Du använder en fickalmanacka?
not I-Cal or G-cal, or emails from your mom to remind you to go to the dentist?
inte iCal eller G-cal eller e-mejl från din mamma för att komma ihåg att gå till tandläkaren?
Internet is for fun, paper is for business.
Internet är för nöje, papper är för allvar.
Now, please just give it back before I forget everything I have to do today.
Snälla ge bara tillbaka den innan jag glömmer allt jag behöver göra idag.
You never remember anything you have to do any day.
Du kommer aldrig ihåg nånting du behöver göra nån dag.
I remember everything you have to do everyday.
Jag minns allt du behöver göra varje dag
No you don't.
Det gör du inte
Yes, I do!
Det gör jag visst
I can't believe you're giving all the credit to this stupid book.
Jag förstår inte hur du kan ge all tack till en dum bok
When I'm the reason you don't miss important events
När jag är skälet till att du inte missar viktiga händelser
and government deadlines.
och statliga deadlines
You help, sure. But how do you think I did stuff before I met you?
Du hjälper till, visst, Men hur tror du jag klarade mig innan?
You didn't!
Du gjorde inte det!
You had massive amounts of debt and very weak teeth.
Du hade massiva studieskulder och väldigt svaga tänder
I was in my prime. It was a perfect system for a free spirit.
Jag var i toppform. Det var ett perfekt system för ett fritt sinne
You really think you could function without my gentle reminders to reply
Du tror verkligt att du kan fungera utan mina försiktiga påminnelser att svara
to work emails and contact your family semi-regularly?
på jobbmejl och kontakta din familj någorlunda regelbundet?
Yes! It's all in the book. Which you stole.
Ja! Allt finns i almanackan. Som du stulit.
Why would I steal your stupid book that's probably been on the ground and the street?
Varför skulle jag stjäla en dum bok som säkert varit på marken och legat på gatan
I don't know Allison. Why do you do anything?
Jag vet inte Allison. Varför gör du saker?
To keep me dependent on you? To teach me a lesson?
För att hålla mig beroende av dig? För att lära mig en läxa?
That's insane!
Det är vansinnigt!
Exactly!
Exakt!
..It probably fell in there.
..den ramlade säkert in där.
Explain the bag Allison. Explain the trademark protective bag.
Förklara påsen Allison. Förklara ditt signum: skyddspåsen.
Fine!
Okej.
I hid it. But only to teach you a lesson.
Jag gömde den. Men bara för att lära dig en läxa.
I'm shocked.
Jag är chockad.
What do you have written down for today?
Vad har du skrivit ner för dagens datum.
Well, let's see.
Tja, låt mig se.
It's a drawing of a cupcake. I guess I wanted to eat a cupcake today.
Det är en teckning av en muffin. Jag antar att jag ville äta muffins idag.
Good thing I found this book.
Tur att jag hittade fickalmanackan
You think eating a cupcake is all you have to do today?
Du tror att äta muffins är allt du har att göra idag.
Yes..
Ja..
Great. Looks like a fool proof system.
Utmärkt. Låter som ett idiotsäkert system.
What aren't you telling me?
Vad är det du inte berättar?
I thought you didn't need me.
Jag trodde du inte behövde mig?
I don't. I'm capable of living a full life without any assistance.
Det gör jag inte heller. Jag är kapabel att leva utan assistans.
Have fun with your assistance free life.
Ha skoj i ditt assistansfria liv.
I will!
Det ska jag!
Cake-cup, cupcake, cake-in-a-cup, cupcake. That can't be it. Is it?
Fin-muff, muffin, fina muffar, muffin. Det kan det inte vara, eller?
Today's your birthday.
Din födelsedag är idag.
F*ck
Helvete.
Go'n out.
Jag drar nu
You forgot your shirt.
Du glömde din tröja
Nah, you're only 18 once.
Nä, man är bara 18 en gång
You mean 28?
Du menar 28?
Come on!
Kom igen!
Pretty old for YouTube.
Ganska gammalt för YouTube
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