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I think my wife will be less upset with this than what we originally suggested
Creo que mi esposa estará menos enojada por esto de lo que originalmente pensamos
But I still don't think she's going to like it. Grippity grapes (x2), grapes-grape-grape-grape-grapes
Pero aun creo que no estará contenta ♪♫ Uvas uvosas , uvas uvosas ♪♫ ♪♫ Uvas Uvas Uvas Uvas ♪♫
I'm definitely not cool enough for this-
Definitivamente no soy geni- *Niño llorando *
That kid was just crying and you know why cuz he ain't got no grapes. Who's got some grapes?
Ese niño paso llorando ¿Saben porque? Por que no tenia uvas!
I got some grapes - you got grapes? Yeah, you might, but not these kind of grapes!
¿Quien tiene uvas? Yo tengo unas uvas ¿Tienes uvas tambien? Si, quizas tengas ... Pero no son uvas como las mias! 👍
Are you ready? You ready for this? Are you ready for what's about to happen. Alright. Today we are doing
Lista? ¿Lista para esto? ¿Lista para lo que ocurrirá ahora? DE ACUERDO!
SUPER EXPENSIVE GRAPES
Hoy día probaremos ... 🍇 UVAS SUPER COSTOSAS 🍇
I have some bad news for you, so the $200 grapes were actually sold out.
Pero tengo malas noticias ... Resulta que las uvas de $200 dolares estaban agotadas
O.O
😲
Aha, which makes no sense- continue. So I had to get the 400
Ajam ... Lo que no me hace sentido pero continua ... Asi que ... tuve que comprar las de $400 dolares
NO! You're joking there are not $400 grapes. You're joking we could have gone to a hotel with this money. Are you serious?
NOOOOOO Estas bromeando! No existen las uvas de $400 dolares! Tiene que ser broma! Podríamos pagar un hotel con todo ese dinero!
I didn't wanna.
¿Hablas en serio??? Yo no quería ...
Nah I'm joking girl then they're not $400, they're only 150 see they're totally cheap
No, solo bromeaba ... no existen las uvas de $400 Solo quedaban las de $150 dolares ¿Ves? Super baratas
They're only a hundred fifty.
Solo fueron $150 dolares
Did you say that to make me feel better?
¿DICES ESO PARA QUE ME SIENTA MEJOR???
Then I'm like, oh it's only $150!
[S] Pero Ves? Ves? Ves? [M] Para que yo estuviera aliviada "Oh solo $150"
See, they're only $150 grapes!
Son uvas de solo $150 dolares
That's not bad, right?
[M] No no no no no [S] No es tan terrible, cierto?
Noone's thinking that. Noone's thinking that. (It's totally fine)
[M] Nadie dijo eso .... [S] Esta totalmente bien
These are cheap grapes! What are you lying to me right now?
[M] Nadie esta diciendo eso ... [S] Eran las uvas mas baratas
These are the poor man's grapes!
[M] ¿Estas jugando conmigo? [S] Son uvas de gente pobre
No honestly these are $150 grapes.
[M] ¿Me tratas de engañar? [S] No, en serio costaron $150 dolares
I really honestly thought that you paid for $400 dollar grapes
OMG ... Honestamente, en verdad, crei que pagarías $400 dolares por uvas
Yeah, then I was like see ya!
Y yo solo pense:
I actually think that the grapes are $200 before because they weren't in season
NOS VEMOS En realidad creo que las uvas costaban $200 dolares antes porque no era temporada de uvas
But now that we are at the peak of grape season
Pero ahora que estamos en plena temporada de frutas
They like got them back to like the normal price of $150 is how much these were.
Las uvas volvieron a su precio normal que son $150 dolares, asi que eso valen
NUTS! NUTS DO YOU HEAR ME!
DEMENTE! DEMENTE!! ¿¿¿PUEDEN OIRME???
Can I just tell you something hilarious that wound up happening when you pay for these you don't actually pay for these at the cashier You pay for these in a little like gift food section.
¿Puedo contar algo gracioso que me ocurrio? Cuando compras estas uvas no pagas por ellas en caja se pagan en la sección especial de "frutas para regalar"
Kind of like when you buy flowers in North America in a grocery store
Como cuando en américa compras flores en el super
Yeah, exactly, just like that
SI , justamente asi
So the guy was wrapping this up, and then another girl was like ringing it up, and then she put down
Asi que un sujeto estaba envolviéndolas y esta otra chica estaba ingresandolas
1,500 yen
Entonces ella escribió ¥1.500 yenes [CAJERA: Serian ¥1.500 yenes, por favor]
And then like she came over to me with a plate, I'm like AW SHIT YEAH
Y ella me trajo la bandeja , yo en mi interior pensé: OH MIERDA! SIIII! SE EQUIVOCO!
And then the guy wound up saying no, it's actually
Entonces el sujeto volteo y le dijo:
15,000 yen, and she's like really. I'm like oh no
"No, en realidad son ¥15.000 yenes Y ella se puso "Aah ¿En serio?" Mientras yo decia "Noooo ..."
1,500 is okay! You go into your Korean bartering-
"¥1.500 yenes esta bien, esta bien"
They all had a great laugh.
Empiezas a regatear en coreano Todos se rieron mucho [SIMON:¥1.500 estara bien!] [SIMON SE RIE]
[TODOS RIEN] [CAJERA: SERIAN $150 DOLARES, POR FAVOR]
But I didn't get these at a discount. You know what's funny even though like she thought those are 1,500 yen grapes, our cheap default grape that we have here is
Si, bueno .... no tuve el descuento Aunque ella penso que esas uvas lucian muy baratas Nuestras uvas de prueba "baratas" que tenemos aqui
$16 grapes, these are the
Costaron $16 dolares
cheapest white grapes that we could get- [RECORD SCRATCH] there are definitely cheaper grapes like this in Japan sure
Estas son las uvas mas baratas que se puede encontrar Definitivamente existen uvas aun mas baratas en Japón
The cheaper variety of grapes nearby are expensive.
Seguro! Pasa que las uvas que están a nuestro alcance son asi de costosas [Simon: Si ]
Yeah, if you come to Japan. It's not $16 for grapes. It was like at least
Si vienen a Japón encontraran uvas mas baratas que $16 dolares
7 to 8 bucks for a bunch
Aun quedan los racimos de $7-8 dolares
Of course but like at the store like the only white grapes that they had they'll be comparable so we could
Claro, pero en esa tienda las únicas uvas blancas que pude encontrar y para que fueran comparables
Actually do like a legitimate taste test.
que fueran de la misma especie y sabor
Did they have purple grapes? They had lots of purple grapes as well
[M] ¿Tenian uva morada? [S] Tenían mucha uva morada!
Were they expensive?
¿Y eran costosas?
Yeah, they were like seven bucks, eight bucks or so
Si, valían entre $7 y $8 dolares
M: And it wouldn't be fair to do purple versus- S: Yeah it wouldn't be fair so we're doing white to white.
Pero no hubiera sido justo comparar blancas con moradas
[Music]
Si! No hubiera sido muy justo por eso tenemos blancas vs blancas [Música clásica para desenvolver fruta costosa]
This is so heavy my forearms are working really hard girl. How do you workout? You know?
Estan tan pesadas que mi antebrazo esta haciendo un gran esfuerzo nena
TWIRL SOME GRAPES
"¿Como te ejercitas? Tu sabes "
M: Can I hold this? S: Yeah there you go M: Whoa!
"Levanto racimos de uvas" [M] ¿Puedo sujetarla? [S] Si, aqui tienes
S: Isn't that the heaviest bunch of grapes. M: This is some heavy! S: I mean
¿No es el racimo mas pesado que haz tenido? Esto pesa mucho!
S: Compare those grapes to these grapes you see the difference here. M: Yep, these are even big grapes
O sea .... ... comparada con estas otras uvas ¿Ves la diferencia aquí?
Yeah, these are big grapes S: But those are huge grapes there.
Y esas son uvas grandes Pero estas si son grandes Esas de alli son uvas ENOOORMES
M: This is like this has got to be those hybrid things again
Y estas deben ser de una especie híbrida
That's why these are probably so expensive. It's not, like, normal. S: This thing right here is
Seguramente por eso son tan costosas, no son normales
$150 so let's see how they taste!
Este racimo de aqui costo $150 dolares
Let's do a regular grape first
Veamos como saben
I like how we're spending so long with these macro shots because we're avoiding the inevitable of like having to eat these
Probemos las normales primero Me encanta como tomas siglos con esas fotografias para retrasar el inevitable momento de comerlas
Hey listen, this is our one chance to get these before I tearfully cry eating these grapes
Escuchen, esta es la unica oportunidad que tendremos de probar estas uvas sin que yo explote en llanto
Because no matter how you
Por que no importa como ...
Like how good this is I don't think it'll ever be worth 150 bucks.
... no importa lo buena que sean, no creo que valgan $150 dolares
Time to try the $16 grapes.
Hora de probar las uvas de $16 dolares
M: Are you cutting your grape in half fine sir? *In british accent* S: I'm gonna cut mine in half so we could just see also
[M] ¿Esta cortando sus uvas por la mitad señor refinado? [S] Cortare mis uvas por la mitad para que veamos ...
Aww it's got SEEDS
Aw... tiene semillas!
I ain't spend $16 for seeds!
NO GASTE $16 DOLARES POR LAS SEMILLAS!
I'm really good at biting the grape and then moving my tongue around and then putting the seeds out.
Soy buena mordiendo la uva, pasar mi lengua por el lado y luego escupir las semillas
So when it comes to like seeds you spit and swallow?
Asi que las semillas ... ¿Tu tragas o escupes?
How did we come to this point again?
*Pausa para pensar mal*
What I was just asking you what you do with your grape seeds!
¿Como llegamos a esto de nuevo? ¿QUE? Yo solo pregunto que haces con las semillas
Here we go. I'm going to try the $16 grapes. You ready? Okay
Aqui vamos, probaremos las uvas de $16 dolares. Lista? Okay!
Yep, that's grape. It's grape-y.
Si, es una uva!
There's a lot of seeds in here :(
Sabe a uva
That's why you got to cut yours in half!
Hay muchas semillas aqui Por eso las debes cortar por la mitad!
That was not a 16 dollar purchase
Eso no valia $16 dolares ...
That was like a $4 or less
... eso debio ser $4 dolares o menos
That was like a
Esa .. esa uva de prueba fue ...
Default grape that I'm used to because like back when we compared the, like, the two melons the cheap Melon was still a really good melon
..fue como cuando comparamos melones antes, De esos dos melones , incluso el mas barato era muy bueno [Martina: Si ]
This is a lot more than that melon and ain't nowhere as good. Time to get...
Esto costo mas que el melón pero no es mejor...
Pick one out
Hora de ...
Is this a grape or an olive?
[UVAS SHINE MUSCAT] Elige una ...
S: This is massive! M: Do you see these-
[UVAS SHINE MUSCAT] ¿Son uvas o aceitunas? [M] ¿Ven esto? [S] Son enormes!
Here's a cheap grape, here's an expensive grape look how much more vibrant look how-
Aqui esta la uva barata y aqui la uva costosa mira lo mas vibrante que luce ... es mas ...
It feels like a plum
Se siente ... se siente como una ciruela
It's not giving that kind of like, grape-y feeling
No tiene ese sabor como a uva
The cheap grapes are so dull.
Las uvas baratas son tan sosas
It's- stop calling them cheap!
Deja de decirles baratas!
Okay, the default grapes are so dull! The other grapes are so dull.
Okay! las otras uvas son sosas! estas uvas son tan sosas
I'm going to cut this in half to see how this looks in the middle
Cortare esto por la mitad para ver el centro
Oh this, like, you've gotta saw it a lot more also.
¡Oh! Esta tienes que cortarla con mas fuerzas
No seeds? No seeds. You know why they don't want you breeding their precious-!
¿Sin semillas?? ¡Sin semillas! ¿Saben por que? No quieren que reproduzcamos estas preciosas
They don't want you breeding their grapes.
No quieren compartir
Oh okay. Are you ready? This is going to be really good M: This looks pretty great
¡Oh! okay ¿Estas Lista? Esto sera muy bueno
I'm going straight for the whole thing. Let's go all right
[M] Lucen genial [S] Lucen fantástico [M] Me la voy a comer entera [S] Okay, vamos
whoa, whoa
WOOOOOOOW
Am I eating a grape or a glass of wine?
¿Estoy comiendo uvas o bebiendo vino?
That's like an apple, the texture, but it still has like a grape texture to it hang on
Es como una manzana! Si, la textura Pero también se parece a la uva
I need to try another. That was nuts!
Espera. Necesito probar otra ¡Eso fue extraño!!
That was an unbelievable grape these don't taste like the fruits you're used to it's very sweet
ESA UVA FUE INCREIBLE Esta no es la fruta a la que estan acostumbrados, esta fruta es muy dulce
But it's not the sweet of a grape it is
Pero no es dulce como otras uvas
totally green apple candy
caramelo de manzana verde
'Cause like before the melon tasted, like the expensive Melon, tasted like Melon plus honey
Como antes al probar melones,el melon mas costoso tenia sabor a melon con miel
But this tastes like grape plus like a green apple. M: You know when you'll have green apple Candy
Esto tiene sabor a uva con ... manzana verde
That's what this tastes like S: I gotta tell you these grapes are better than that Melon.actually
¿Conocen los dulces de manzana? A eso tiene sabor Debo decirlo, estas uvas son mejor que el melón
I've never actually had anything like this
Nunca habia comido algo asi
Would you spend another $150 on this ever again? NOPE
¿Gastaria otros $150 dolares para probarlo de nuevo?
But it is really a unique experience. This is eye opening
NOPE! Pero es definitivamente una experiencia unica
And I gotta say also, like, I understand... what? M: It tastes a bit like lychee as well. Yes!
Esto me abrio los ojos Y tambien debo agregar que entiendo si -- ¿Que? Se parece al lichi tambien
Yes! Yes! That's what it is
¡SI! ¡ESO ERA! ¡SI!
Yeah try the default grapes now
Probaremos la otra uva ahora
M: Am I gonna be even sadder than before? S: Yeah, you are gonna be sadder
[M] ¿Ahora me voy a poner triste? [S] Si, asi sera
These taste so much worse now these taste almost like bad in comparison now
Ahora las primeras saben aun peor, en comparación son terribles
Oh, yeah, it's good that we had those first. Yeah, they actually taste sour now before that
Oh si,que bueno que las probamos primero. Ahora las senti mas acidas
They didn't taste sour they just tasted like normal grapes, now
Antes no senti ese sabor acido
They taste like not good at all and you see how when I bite into this mmm
Ahora no saben tan bien Ven que cuando que cuando muerdo ...
It's not like a normal grape yeah like you could bite it with your teeth
No es como las uvas normales ¡SI! puedes usar solo los dientes
right whoa
ven?
Holy smokes
¡SANTO DIOS!
I feel like now we have to test all of the expensive fruits
Ahora creo que tenemos que probar toda esa fruta lujosa
No, because these are whole new
¡NO! es que de veras son experiencias totalmente nuevas
experiences like people need to know that like grapes are grapes, but these grapes are something different
La gente necesita saberlo, o sea estas son uvas pero las otras son completamente distintas
I just saw some $90 peaches.
Y justo vi unos duraznos de $90 dolares
You did not?!?
¡NO ES CIERTO!!!
I did!
¡SI LOS VI!
*bawling*
NOOOOO
I literally saw some $90 peaches like don't you want to know what that tastes like
Literalmente vi unos durazno a $90 dolares, es que ... ¿No te da curiosidad probarlos?
Oh My God, 'cause this is like grape and green apple
OMG...
Yes, the melons are like Melon and honey. What if that peach is like peach and watermelon combined
Por que esto tiene sabor a uva y manzana verde Los melones tenian sabor a melon con miel ¿Y si esos duraznos tienen sabor a durazno y sandia?
Do you really want to deprive yourself of that experience? Do you really want to deprive the audience of that experience?
¿En serio te quieres perder de esa experiencia? ¿EN SERIO QUIERES QUE LOS SEGUIDORES SE PIERDAN DE ESA EXPERIENCIA???
Yep!
Sip ....
Imma stick to my $1 onigiri. Oh my God
Me quedo con mi onigiri de $1 dolar
I will say another thing that the textures this kind of reminds me of aloe vera mmM when you have like an aloe vera I think you guys have those Aloe Vera drinks that have like those chunks of aloe
Debo decir que respecto a la textura esto me recuerda a la aloe vera ¿Conocen estos jugos con trozos de aloe vera flotando adentro de la botella?
Vera floating around in it this kind of reminds me of that texture
Me recordo a esa textura
So when you bite into it it has that kind of like firm
Cuando lo muerdes es bastante firme
But there's no seed so there's nothing that you hit along the way
Pero no hay semillas asi que no te encuentras nada de veras duro
Lychee and Aloe Vera have that feeling to them seriously
Lichi y aloe vera tienen esa textura caracteristica
This is an experience that not a lot of people have in order to like eat grapes like this
En serio, esta es una experiencia que no muchos podran tener ... comer unas uvas asi
you could go to a fancy restaurant or you could have the grapes of a lifetime, Oh My God!
pueden ir a un restaurant super lujoso o pueden comer fruta que les cambiara la vida
But you know what I would pick... a fancy restaurant any day yeah, I want that full course meal
¡Ay Dios mio! Pero tu sabes...yo prefiero ... Un restaurante super lujoso cualquier dia
I want the gourmet experience. I want some Akita beef, I would like to have some wine, I would like to have some scallops
Quiero esa comida de 5 platos Quiero la experiencia gourmet completa, quiero ese filete akita Quiero tomar vino, quiero unas vieiras
I would like to have some delicious rice
Quiero comer un delicioso arroz
I would not like to have an entire bushel of grapes that if we keep eating we will get diarrhea
No quiero comer mas estas uvas que de seguro nos daran diarrea
I gotta say also like I'm kind of upset now after eating these grapes because trying to eat these regular grapes
Debo decir que despues de probar esas uvas estoy algo molesto por tener que comer las uvas normales ...
I was totally okay with the regular grapes before, but now I'm like oh my God
Antes no tenia problemas en comer pero ahora es como "Oh dios! ¿De donde salio ese sabor??"
What is this swill, this peasant food?
"Esta comida de perdedores"
If I hadn't tried these grapes these would have been amazing grapes the thing is it's only context
[S]Que sucede conmigo?? [M] NO, pero ...... Si nunca hubiera probado las otras , estas aun serian buenas uvas ...
Exactly. So you know with wine pairing where you have a glass of white wine And you try a tomato slice and then you take a sip of the wine and you try
[M].. es solo el contexto [S] EXACTO Como al combinar los vinos, como cuando tomas vino blanco y luego pruebas un tomate
with this chocolate and when you do that the wine changes in your mouth
O tomas vino y luego comes un trozo de chocolate Y cuando lo haces tu boca siente los sabores de distinta forma
It tastes different like coffee the same thing as well with this procedure
Como cuando le pones mas azucar a tu cafe [¡Claro!]
What we need to do is never try these grapes ever again
Lo que debemos hacer es nunca mas probar estas uvas
Oh my God
Oh mi dios ...
Just go back to the "normal grapes" and the normal grapes are going to be fine again
Y solo volver a las uvas regulares, asi las uvas "regulares" volveran a tener buen sabor [Si]
Yeah in comparison between these two. It's a terrible idea. I wonder what else you can do with these grapes instead of just eating, like, grapes
Pero compararlas al mismo tiempo es una idea terrible Me pregunto que mas podemos hacer con estas uvas ademas de comerlas como fruta ... [BOCADILLOS DE MEDIANOCHE DE MARTINA ]
Welcome back to Martina's Midnight Munchies, tonight I will be making a deconstructed Peanut butter Sandwich, it's deconstructed because instead of jelly I will be using the world most expensive grape to act in place of the jelly and it's also
Bienvenidos de nuevo a bocadillos nocturnos de Martina, hoy vamos a deconstruir un sandwich de mantequilla de mani Deconstruido por que en lugar de jalea usare las uvas mas caras del mundo Asi que reemplazara a la jalea
deconstructed because our full budget to make anything for the rest of the month is deconstructed because this grape is so expensive
Y tambien porque nuestro presupuesto de todo el mes se fue en comprar las malditas uvas de lujo
Anywho what you're going to need is a tiny jar of peanut butter
En fin que vas a necesitar es un tarro normal de mantequilla de mani
And you're also gonna need to go to the store, go ahead and pick up the smallest loaf of bread you can possibly find
Y tambien debes ir a la tienda y buscar el trozo mas pequeño de pan que exista
Let's get started first
Empecemos ...
You're going to need to unwrap your bread and cut yourself some thin slices of toast that will be perfect size for your grape
Primero tienes que desenvolver el pan y cortar delgadas rebanadas para tostar , del tamaño perfecto para tu uva..
Next up go ahead and pick a grape off the stem
Ahora tienes que elegir un grano de uva del racimo
Just one, and we're going to slice it as thinly as we possibly can we're looking for around three to four wafer thin slices of grape
Solo uno. Vamos a cortar rebanadas lo mas delgadas posible Queremos que salgan 3 o 4 rebanadas de uva del grano
We have half a grape left over which is around three dollars or so, Oh
Nos queda la mitad de la uva que serian unos $3 dolares
All right, man. :|
Muy bien, supongo ...
OH GOD
OH DIOS
So good! So good grapes!
¡Que buenas! Que uvas tan buenas ... uva una buena uva
I should have cut- so there's two right. I should have made more grape cuts.
Debi hacer 2 rebanadas mas, debi cortar un poco mas
You're just making one sandwich right now.
Estas haciendo un solo sandwich
So am I eating the sandwich?
¿Entonces sera para mi el sandwich?
S: I'm eating the sandwich M: I'm not sharing the sandwich with you. So I should have made two sandwichs Oh uh...
[S] Yo me lo comere [M] No compartire contigo [S] Lo comere Entoces hare 2 emparedados
I mean...
O sea ..
M: I'm the chef, So S: Because the part of these videos is really crucial M: true true (S:I eat the sandwich)
Yo soy la chef aqui [S] pero la parte crucial de estos videos ... [M] Claro, claro , claro , claro
M: I'm just gonna eat the sandwich
[S].. es cuando yo me como el sandwich [M] ¡Yo me lo comere!
M: I hear you x2 Alright x3
Te escucho, te escucho ... ¡muy bien! dime
Uh-huh. I'm still eating the sandwich. :) Gently spread the peanut butter onto the bread, making sure you coat all areas of it
Simon: ¿Para que son estos videos? Aun asi me comere el sandwich Esparce suavemente la mantequilla de maní en el pan asegurandote de cubres cada rincon
Just like that, and if you're using smooth peanut butter go ahead and throw that out
Y si planeas usar la mantequilla sin trozos, tirala a la basura
You should be ashamed with yourself gently place the layers of thinly sliced jelly
Deberia darte vergüenza ... Pon encima delicadamente las rebanadas de jalea
Two might actually be perfect.
2 rebandas quedan perfectas
S: Let's be wild and go for three
Simon: Volvamosnos locos y pongamos 3 rebanadas
M: Should we be wild and go for three?
¿Deberiamos ponerle 3 rebanas?
S: Let's just be *wild* and go for three.
Solo volvamonos locos y que sean 3
I'm going for a third slice
Le agrego una tercera rebanada
And we're going to just serve that up like this
Y la servire asi
Think it'll be real nice with just a nice cup of coffee on the side and there you go
Creo que iria genial con una tacita de cafe al lado
deconstructed peanut butter
Alli lo tienen, sandwich de mantequilla de mani deconstruido
sandwich it took like ten seconds to make and it probably costs around three to four dollars
Tomo unos 10 segundos hacerlo y gastamos unos $3 o $4 dolares
Maybe more than that, Simon how much do you really think this sandwich costs?
O quiza mas ... ¿Simon cuanto crees que cuesta el sandwhich?
S: If those are $150 grapes (M: yep), and we got maybe 40 grapes there M: you can actually count
[S] ¿Son las uvas de $150 dolares? [M] Sip .. ¿Y tenemos unas 14 uvas alli?
There's four bunches per thingy let's count together
Las puedes contar , son 4 granos por parte Contemos entonces ...
*Unidentifiable language* *dancing time*
[Hablando con la boca llena]
M: That's genuinely good S: Is it actually?
[M] En serio esta bueno [S] De veras?
M: Mmmmmmm C'est bon!
Que bueno!
Très bien! I've made a masterpiece by myself and didn't share with Simon cuz he ate all my smores :'(
Que bien! Hice una obra maestra yo sola Y no comparti nada con Simon porque el se comio todos los s'mores
And he ate all the watermelon sliced ice cream *more dancing time*
Y se devoro todo ... .. el helado de sandia!
And then the tree goes here, and I have a really tiny little
Y ponemos el arbol aqui Y tambien tengo ... ... un pequeño, muy pequeño...
Hello kitty dessert, and I put diamonds I broke from one of my earrings (It's not real diamonds)
Postre de Hello Kitty adornado con los diamantes que quedaron cuando mi arete se rompio ... aunque no son diamantes de verdad
Put that there
Ponemos eso alli Por que comes mucho
And then, I have
Y luego .... tengo
My cake I can't forget about
Mi pastel Tampoco puedo olvidar ...
The macarons and the donuts
Los macarons y las donas
And then over here, you see Meemers
Y luego .... ... aqui ¿Ven a Meemers?
This is his sushi plate cuz he has that "itis" from eating too much sushi
Esta su plato de sushi Pueden ver como quedo luego de comer tanto sushi
There you go buddy^^
Aqui tienes amigo
And then my squirrel fell over
Se cayo la ardilla
(My squirrel's eating a lunchbox)
*Susurro* Mi ardilla esta comiendo un bento de almuerzo
(I took this coffee from someone)
*Susurrando* Creo que deje sin cafe a alguien
(Who'd I take the coffee from?)
¿De quien es el cafe?
(GASP I know!)
Ya se!
(I took the coffee from my coffee corner)
Saque el cafe de mi esquina del cafe
(There we go, okay, this is my coffee corner)
Aqui esta.... okay... miren mi esquina del cafe
(Cuz my mug, that's my coffee, up here)
Alli guardo mi taza, mi cafe
I think it is officially clear that my wife has lost her shit. I don't know how to...
Creo que esta claro que mi esposa perdio la razon
(And this is my co(?)-)
No sabria como expli...
♪♫*•♪ (NATSU)
*Aun susurrando* Miren mi {Martina sigue mostrando su anaquel}
♪♫*•♪
♪♫*•♪
(HAPPY)
♪♫*•♪
♪♫*•♪
Hope u like my shitty subtitles :)
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