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Nothing yet?
Toujours rien?
Nada
Nada
I'm sorry, girl
J'suis désolée
I thought I'd at least get a text back.
Je pensais au moins avoir un message en retour
I mean it's really hard to know what's going through
J'veux dire c'est compliqué de savoir ce qui se passe
the other person's head. Y'know?
dans la tête de l'autre, tu vois?
[phone buzzes]
[vibreur]
I don't deserve this.
Je mérite pas ça.
I hate being in a one-sided relationship.
Je déteste être dans une relation non réciproque.
Maybe she's busy?
Peut être elle est occupée?
Busy with what?
Occupée avec quoi?
Her sub-urban mum lifestyle?
Sa vie de mère banlieusarde?
Face it, Gaby.
Sois honnête, Gaby
My own sister doesn't like me.
Ma propre soeur ne m'apprécie pas.
She <i>loves</i> you
Elle t'aime!
Love is different than like. I love a ton of people I hope to never see again.
Aimer est différent d'apprécier. J'aime une tonne de personnes que j'espère de jamais revoir.
Mostly on my Dad's side of the family.
Surtout du coté de mon père.
Who keeps texting you?
Qui continue à te texter?
Cheyanne
Cheyanne
Of course. Your sister is obsessed with you...
Bien sûr. Ta soeur est obsédée par toi..
... and my sister thinks I make my living as a comedy dancer.
.. Et ma soeur pense que je vis ma vie en tant que danseuse de comédie.
She saw one video of mine and got confused.
Elle a vu une de mes vidéos et est à mal compris.
Well, my sister.... wants to know our Dad's Hulu password.
Bah, ma soeur ... veut savoir le mot de passe Hulu de mon père.
She also needs to come by later and borrow a dress.
Elle a aussi besoin de venir plus tard pour emprunter une robe.
Oh, and she's letting me know she's watching The Young Pope.
Oh, et elle me fait savoir qu'elle regarde "The Young Pope"
Why do I have to know that?
Pourquoi dois je savoir ça?
It's so nice that they respond.
C'est sympas qu'ils répondent.
Jocelyn won't even pick up.
Jocelyn ne décrocherait même pas.
What if I was calling with something important?
Et si je l'appelais pour quelque chose d'important?
Are you calling with something important?
Tu l'appelles pour quelque chose d'important?
No.
Non.
But what if I was?
Mais si c'était le cas?
I don't know, Alison. She's older.
Je ne sais pas, Allison. Elle est plus agée.
She's probably, you know, at Pilates...
Elle est surement, tu sais, au Pilates...
... or grocery shopping
.. ou au magasin
or teaching her baby how to fight fascism
ou en train d'apprendre à son bébé de lutter contre le fascisme
And she's calling now
Et elle m'appelle maintenant
Answer it.
Réponds
I'm what happens when you don't answer.
Je suis ce qui arrive quand tu ne réponds pas
[inaudible]
[Inaudible]
Hello, Cheyenne. St - okay, slow down.
Salut Cheyenne. Ok, doucement
Slow down.
Doucement
[inaudible]
[Inaudible]
I mean, is it dead?
Je veux dire, il est mort?
Okay, so just pick the bug up with a paper towel...
Ok, donc prends la bestiole avec du papier toilette
... and put it in the trash can
Et jette ça dans la poubelle
No, you don't have to call your land-lord
Non, t'as pas à appeler ton proprio
Why did you -?
Mais pourquoi tu l'as fait?
Hello, stop screaming!
Allo, arrête de crier!
... And she hung up on me
... Et elle m'a raccroché au nez
That's so sweet.
C'est super chou
You guys really care about each other.
Vous vous souciez de chacun de vous
Or she just uses me whenever she needs something
Ou elle m'utilises dès qu'elle a besoin de quelque chose
and expects me to drop everything to help her
et attends que j'arrête tout pour l'aider
Still sweet
Ca reste chou
I know Jocelyn and I
Je sais que Jocelyn et moi
didn't have the best relationship growing up
on n'a pas eu la meilleure relation en grandissant
but I thought that, as adults
mais je pensais, en tant qu'adulte
we would -
qu'on ...
[Gaby's phone rings]
[Téléphone de Gaby sonne]
It's a FaceTime
C'est FaceTime
I'm in the middle of a conversation, Cheyanne
J'suis en pleine conversation, Cheyanne
I got rid of the bug but now
Je me suis débarrassée de la bete mais maintenant
I'm in the car, I'm driving
je suis dans la voiture, je conduis
and it's making this like <i>whoosh</i>, <i>whoosh</i> sound
et ca fait un genre de son comme "whoosh whoosh"
don't FaceTime me
Ne me FaceTime pas
while you're driving!
pendant que tu conduis!
It's <i>fine</i>
C'est bon!
What was the name of that lady
C'était quoi le nom de la femme
that used to give us candy at the bank?
qui nous donnait des bonbons à la banque?
I don't know!
Je sais pas!
It was twenty years ago
C'était y'a 20 ans!
Can you call me a mechanic?
Tu peux m'appeler un mécano?
I'm in Silverlake, I think.
J'suis à SilverLake, je crois
I've got to go
J'dois y aller
[Gaby's phone buzzes]
[Le téléphone de Gaby vibre]
... And she wants money
.. Et elle veut de l'argent
Wow
Wow
Maybe it's a good thing Jocelyn ignores me
Peut etre, que c'est une bonne chose que Jocelyn m'ignore
I'm not dependent on her
J'suis pas dépendante d'elle
at all
du tout
Yeah, it's much healthier than my
Ouais, c'est beaucoup plus sain que
relationship with my sister
ma relation avec ma soeur
She's calling!
Elle appelle!
Answer it!
Réponds!
No way.
Pas moyen.
Someone needs to learn a lesson
Quelqu'un a besoin d'une leçon
[Gaby sighs in frustration]
[Soupir de frustration]
I'm never calling her back
Je ne la rappellerai plus jamais
You're gonna call her back
Tu la rappelleras
in five minutes
dans 5 minutes
I'll call her in five minutes
Je l'appellerai dans 5 minutes.
[theme song]
[Générique]
Well,
Bon,
I've finally talked to my sister
j'ai finalement parlé à ma soeur
How'd it go?
Alors comment ça s'est passé?
Eh
Eh
Pretty boring
assez chiant
I don't think I like her
Je crois que je l'apprécie pas
[theme song]
[Générique]
Cheyanne crashed her car
Cheyanne a crashé sa voiture
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