SEXY DANCING / Gaby & AllisonYouTube↗  IA↗(long shot)
Comedy  1.2M views 15.5K likes 883 dislikes   02 Mar 2017
Just Between Us 615K subscribers N/A YouTube↗


Please select the problem
You must specify your email and describe the problem in detail
Describe your problem in detail if it's not obvious

Click to Play Video Click to Play Video
(upbeat music)
[Générique]
Can you teach me how to lie?
Tu peux m'apprendre à mentir?
-No. -Oh. Okay.
-Non. -Oh, ok.
That was a lie.
C'était un mensonge.
Damn, you're good.
P'tin t'es forte.
What do you need to lie about?
Tu veux mentir sur quoi?
Age? Money? Ability to love?
Age? Argent? Ton habilité à aimer?
Why would I need to lie about my ability to love?
Pourquoi devrais je mentir sur mon habilité à aimer?
No reason.
Aucune raison.
Unless you can't love and want to seem like you can. Or you can love and want to seem like you can't.
A moins que tu ne puisses pas aimer et que tu veuilles en paraitre capable. Ou que tu puisses aimer et que tu préfères qu'on croit que tu n'en aies pas capable.
Okay, I strangely want to know a lot more on that later.
Ok, je veux en savoir étrangement plus sur ça plus tard.
But right now, I need to lie to make me seem busy.
Mais là, j'ai besoin de mentir pour me faire paraître occupée.
Not gonna work, you're the most available person I know.
Ca va pas marcher, t'es la personne la plus disponible que je connaisse.
I have plans sometimes.
J'ai des plans parfois.
You have plans I invite you to sometimes.
Tu as des plans ou je t'invite parfois.
There's no time to insult me!
Tu n'as pas le temps de m'insulter
I need to lie my way out of sexy dancing.
J'ai besoin de mentir pour me sortir de cette danse sexy
Sorry, what?
Pardon, quoi?
Davis invited me to da club on Friday for drinks, mayhem and dancing.
Davis m'a invité au ce club vendredi pour boire un coup, et danser.
What's the problem?
Ou est le probleme?
Other than my growing concern that Davis actually used the phrase "da club", you love to dance, you dance all the time.
Hormis le fait que Davis à utiliser la phrase "Da club", tu aimes danser, tu danses tout le temps
I love to silly dance, sexy dance is different!
J'aime danser de manière décalée mais une danse sexy est différent
How so?
Comment ca?
Silly dance is for fun.
Une danse décalée c'est juste amusant
You move your body in unexpected, comical ways, goofy facial expressions,
Tu bouges ton corps de manière inattendue, comique, avec des grimaces
let everyone know you're not taking yourself too seriously, there's a lot of knee work--
laissant savoir aux autres que tu ne te prends pas trop au sérieux, c'est beaucoup dans les genoux
-Knee work? -Oh yeah! Knee work is a tenant of silly dance.
-Les genoux? -Oh ouais, les genoux sont importants dans ce genre de danse
Can you give me some examples?
Tu peux me donner des exemples?
I mean I grew up in Florida, we only danced as foreplay.
J'veux dire j'ai grandi en Floride, on danse seulement pour les préliminaires
(sighs) Alright.
(soupirs) Ok.
(smacks lips) Great.
Super.
(incoherent word)
[Incompréhensible]
Yeah, I'm gonna need to see that at least five more times.
Ouais, je vais avoir besoin de voir ça au moins 5 fois de plus.
There 's no time!
On n'a pas le temps.
I already know how to silly dance! I need to learn how to sexy dance or lie.
Je sais déjà danser ridiculement! Faut que j'apprenne à danser sexy ou à mentir.
Okay and just so we're on the same page, what is sexy dance according to you?
Ok, juste pour être d'accord, c'est quoi une danse sexy pour toi?
Sexy dance is the movement of the arms, limbs and torso with the intention of seducing or attracting a partner.
C'est une mouvement de bras, jambes et torse pour intention de séduire ou attirer un partenaire.
There's nothing funny about it and when done correctly, sexy dance often leads to intercourse.
Il n'y a rien de drôle, et fait correctement, une danse sexy mène souvent à des rapports sexuels.
Ou! Now we're talking! Yeah, let's get you sexy dancing!
Ouh! Là on parle! Yeah, allons y pour la sexy dance!
I don't think I can, I've almost no control over my body.
Je pense que je ne peux pas, j'ai presque aucun contrôle sur mon corps.
These limbs only work for goofs!
Ces membres ne fonctionnent que pour tout foirer.
Anyone can be sexy if they feel sexy.
Tout le monde peut être sexy s'ils se sentent sexy.
Stop putting your unrealistic societal expectations on my strictly cute, not sexy body!
Arrête de mettre tes attentes sociétales irréalistes sur mon corps purement mignon, mais non sexy.
You're very sexy.
Tu es très sexy
-Ew! (disgusted noises) -Alright alright alright.
-Ew! -Ok, ok, ok
Try swaying your hips.
Essaye de te déhancher
Like this?
Comme ça?
No... side to side.
Non, d'un coté à un autre
Oh they don't go that way, they only go in full rotation. Once I get started it's hard to stop!
Oh, ils ne vont pas dans ce sens, ils font une entière rotation. Une fois lancé, c'est compliqué d'arrêter.
Stop! Okay, stop, stop!
Stop! Ok, stop, stop.
Maybe it's less movement and more attitude. Show me a sexy face.
Peut-être que c'est moins de mouvements et plus dans l'attitude. Montre moi un visage sexy
(rolls eyes)
Hey! C'est pas mal.
Hey! That's pretty good. I was showing my annoyance with you.
J'viens de montrer mon agacement envers toi
Yeah, I think that kinda works for me.
Ouais, je pense que ce genre de chose marche pour moi
Can you just show me how to do it?
Tu peux me montrer comment faire?
You want me to show you how to sexy dance?
Tu veux que je te montre comment danser sexy?
I never thought I'd say this and there's zero chance it'll lead to sexual intercourse but, yes.
Je n'aurais jamais penser dire ça, et il y a 0 chance que ça mène à des rapports sexuelles mais, oui.
Okay. Hold on to your pants, it's about to be a wild ride.
Ok. Accroche toi à ton pantalon, ça va être sauvage.
Maybe I'll just tell him I'm in a coma, that's a good lie.
Peut-être que je devrais juste lui dire que je suis dans le coma. C'est un bon mensonge.
(upbeat music)
[Générique]
Maybe try silly dancing.
Essaye plutôt de danser sans te prendre au sérieux
Like this?
Comme ça?
-Oh my God, it's worse! -Hey! C'mon! Ah!
-Oh mon Dieu, c'est pire! -Hey! Allez! Ah!
(upbeat music)
[Générique]
You ever been to the 305? That's how we do it there.
Tu n'es jamais allée au 305? C'est comme ça qu'on fait là-bas.
Subtitles by the Amara.org community
Sous-titres réalisés par la communauté d’Amara.org
Similar videos:

BEST FRIENDS SEE EACHOTHER NAKED! AGAIN! / Gaby & Allison
Just Between Us
3.3M views 15.9K likes 1.7K dislikes 09 Oct 201783% match

Stop Money From Ruining Your Relationships
Just Between Us
4.9K views 204 likes 3 dislikes 24 Mar 202177% match

Why I've Gained Weight / Gaby & Allison
Just Between Us
1.2M views 32.6K likes 1K dislikes 15 Jan 201877% match

HOW DO YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF?
Just Between Us
40.7K views 1.9K likes 36 dislikes 27 Jul 202077% match

MARRIED
Just Between Us
1.1M views 21.3K likes 368 dislikes 03 Nov 201674% match

57 Years Apart - A Boy And a Man Talk About Life
Facts.
25.8M views 1.2M likes 8.7K dislikes 01 Dec 201527% match




Forced Positivity on YouTube
PewDiePie
7M views 543.8K likes 15.5K dislikes 06 Jan 201727% match





KINDEST MAN CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Karim Jovian
10.7M views 248.4K likes 5.3K dislikes 29 May 201527% match


Amazing homless man (it)
Best Videos
251.4K views 312 likes 37 dislikes 26 Jan 201526% match

Don't Get Turned On
Just Between Us
7.1M views 51.8K likes 4.2K dislikes 18 Jun 201526% match



Kat & Adena | New York ( + 1x09 )
cornelia olivia’
1M views 2K likes 566 dislikes 30 Aug 201726% match

AM I PERFECT? | Inanna Sarkis & Lele Pons
Inanna Sarkis
20.6M views 581.1K likes 7.7K dislikes 01 Aug 201726% match


芸汐传 💖 芸汐得知自己身世，沒想到害丈夫痛苦至今的仇人，居然是自己的親生父親 💖 中国电视剧
Chinese Drama Cilps - YoYo
222.1K views 2.3K likes 92 dislikes 13 Dec 202026% match


СВАДЕБНОЕ ПУТЕШЕСТВИЕ Ледибаг и Супер Кота! БРАЖНИК ЗАБРАЛ ТАЛИСМАН Супер-Кота!
Watch Me
14.3M views 85.3K likes 14.6K dislikes 15 Nov 201826% match




Introducing Adaptiv™ Calming Blend and Adaptiv™ Touch (Translated Subtitles)
doTERRA Essential Oils Europe
6K views 95 likes 0 dislikes 24 May 202026% match



SING - "Call Me Maybe" - Movie Clip (Animation, Movie HD)
Boxoffice ANIMATION ☆ Movie Scenes
25.6M views 90.4K likes 0 dislikes 19 Dec 201626% match


ROONEY'S LAST ROLL | Ep. 1: “Processing”
Brat TV
1.3M views 49.7K likes -1 dislikes 11 Nov 202026% match


Markiplier Contemplates a Banana for 5 Minutes
Markiplier
3.2M views 168K likes 5.4K dislikes 01 Apr 201626% match




灰姑娘被欺負，男主馬上來安慰她，逗她开心 💖 中国电视剧
Chinese Drama Cilps - YoYo
76.6K views 588 likes 31 dislikes 05 Feb 202126% match


JUST MONIKA: A DDLC song (feat. OR3O & Adriana Figueroa) [by Random Encounters]
Random Encounters
24.4M views 415.8K likes 14.3K dislikes 16 Feb 201826% match




DIY Pumpkin Keg w/ Hannah Hart - Man Vs.Pin #36
ThreadBanger
2.8M views 33.9K likes 508 dislikes 16 Oct 201425% match

Don't come to my house..
PewDiePie
6.7M views 431.5K likes 13K dislikes 17 Aug 201625% match







在男主最絕望時候，灰姑娘對他不離不棄 💖 中国电视剧
Chinese Drama Cilps - YoYo
121.3K views 889 likes 33 dislikes 04 Feb 202125% match


My Husband's Wish Fulfilled After He Passed: A MAKEOVERGUY® Makeover
MAKEOVERGUY
318K views 8.8K likes 0 dislikes 07 Mar 202025% match





What Should I Wear?
Just Between Us
2.5M views 43.6K likes 613 dislikes 23 Jul 201525% match


Supergirl vs Wonder Woman vs Tiny Rick Monster Zombies NERF WAR: GIRLS RULE real life SuperHero Kids
SuperHeroKids
4.9M views 14.8K likes 2.1K dislikes 11 Nov 201625% match





Five Nights at Freddys Sister Location Song-I Can’t Fix You(FNAFSL)-The Living Tombstone & Crusher-P
The Living Tombstone
82M views 1M likes 0 dislikes 10 Dec 201625% match



How Thor Ragnarok Should Have Ended
How It Should Have Ended
19.1M views 359.3K likes 7.7K dislikes 09 Jan 201825% match






Settings Privacy About Contact Donate