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-Hi. -Hi.
-Oi. -Oi.
How are you? Want something to drink?
Tudo bem? Quer tomar alguma coisa?
No, thanks, I have to go back to work.
Não, obrigada, tenho que voltar ao trabalho.
What is it?
O que foi?
It's been almost 3 years since that night we were together.
Bom, já faz quase 3 anos daquela noite que passamos juntos.
And?
E daí?
I'll try to be upfront, Monica.
Vou tentar ser direto, Monica.
You...
Você...
are a mother.
é mamãe.
What?
O quê?
After that night, I adopted a baby.
Depois daquela noite, eu adotei um bebê,
Because it was a wonderful night. Yes, but you adopted the baby.
-porque foi uma noite maravilhosa. -Sim, mas foi você que o adotou.
But in our name.
Sim, mas em nome de nós dois.
Are you crazy, Enrique?
Está louco, Enrique?
He's almost 3 and his name is Alejandro, like your dad.
Já vai fazer 3 anos e se chama Alejandro, como o seu pai.
-I thought you'd like that. -He's not my son.
-Achei que gostaria. -Mas ele não é meu filho.
Monica, we didn't wear a condom.
Monica, não usamos camisinha.
No, but I was on the pill, Enrique.
Não, mas eu tomava anticoncepcional, Enrique.
But pills aren't 100% effective.
Mas os anticoncepcionais não são 100% eficazes.
They're 150% effective, asshole. I never got pregnant.
Não, são 150% eficazes, idiota, por isso, nunca engravidei.
Easy, don't be like that. I won't ask you for money.
Não, calma, não fica assim. Não vou te pedir dinheiro, nada.
-I just wanted you to know. -The kid is not mine!
-Só queria que soubesse. -Mas não é meu filho!
He really wants to meet you. Says he loves you.
Ele quer muito te conhecer. Diz que te ama.
At school, they had to draw their families,
Na escola, passaram uma atividade
and he made you big and said, "Mommy, my queen."
de desenhar a família, e te desenhou grandona e escreveu: "Mamãe, minha rainha."
You idiot, why did you talk about me?
Idiota, por que falou de mim, Enrique?
He follows you on Facebook. And on Instagram.
Ele te segue no Facebook. E no Instagram.
-I feared you wouldn't love him. -I don't love him!
-Tinha medo de que não fosse amá-lo. -É claro que não o amo!
We were together for like 5 hours, at most!
Nós ficamos juntos 5 horas, no máximo.
-But it seemed like a year. -I'm leaving.
-Mas pareceu um ano. -Vou embora.
-No, wait! -Don't look for me!
-Não, espera. -Nunca mais me procura.
-You need to know something. -What?
-Precisa saber de mais uma coisa. -O quê?
We're expecting another.
Estamos esperando outro.
Monica, don't leave us, please!
Monica, não nos abandone, por favor.
Monster!
Monstro!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
FELIZ DIA DAS MÃES
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