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You might be paying your rent...

mijn pee-pee er en door je mijn benen

or you might be paying a whore, because it's just exactly the same thing.

for bigger fish stick zijn er zijn veel

So... 'ik betaal de hoer' or 'de huur'

zo vertelde hoe de huur is

'pop' is doll And I wanted a small doll...

is dan aan dag bandjes model maar

I wanted two little ones,

bontjas zullen gewoon te willen stellen

but instead of 'twee poppetjes' I said: 'twee poepetjes' (two asses)

2 poppetjes is mijn koepeltjes want wij

No wonder they laughed! I asked my friend how to order a beer.

naast mijn frame

So, he said: 'een biertje, alstublieft'.

ook de hardere weer zo is het ja een

You need to go to the pub and tell that.

weert juiste leef je niet het woord u de pabo en tel water zo lang winter de pijp

So, I went to the pub... and the lady came asking for what you want.

en een delay the game ascii voor voor wordt gewoon bij mij is het

Then I said: 'een beetje, alstublieft' But she said: what 'beetje'?

een beetje te bleek en gissen wat beetje

'een beetje, alstublieft'

een beetje eerste bleven in mijn venkel

Then my friend corrected me: 'een beetje' means: a little

het er niet op beetje wind en lid in

You need to order 'biertje'. Oh, okay.

juni de orde biertje oh oké het is er

So... 'een biertje, alstublieft'

een beertjes te liggen

I was so tired, that instead of saying:

hij was zo keihard dat in staat zijn m

'ik ben zo moe' I said: 'ik ben zo mooi'

ik ben zo moe ik heb ik ben zo mooi [Gelach]

Suddenly, I saw one million cows... Like 'moo'...

hij stal familie god en de mens met die

And then my husband:

'Lievertje' (my love)... this is: 'koe' but in my country... 'cu' means: ass...

dies koe niet zo in mijn hand wie wie

So, in my country...

We... We... we... Koe? We only clean!

wie wie wie wie wie hier ook zo voor

So, for me the first time I was totally...

medifirst zijn hij was tot 3

I passed my 'inburgeringsexamen' (civic integration exam)

best mijn inburgering samen aan zee de

I said: thank you for your 'cadeau'...

think you for your cadeau voor yo

for your present...

of my 'geslacht' What? 'Geslacht'? What do you mean?

of mark verslag geslacht wordt nu wat niet geslaagd ik in dutch kiezen is een

'geslacht' in Dutch is...

seks is gender en

gender... And 'geslaagd' is that you passed an exam.

geslaagd is get your past ik zou sowieso

I saw a very old woman,

al weet over hem en sprak link met haar

struggling with her... it's like a support thing...

en ooit zag ooit denkt zo het is als dat

So, I just asked her:

'Kan ik u helpen?' When leaving, I said:

wij liepen hij strijd vandaag een scone

'Fijne dag, schoonheid!' (have a good day, beauty) My friends were just behind me...

hi ya naar vans woord is blij mee aan t

and they were like: what did you say?

wel lekker politici aan with working

I was working with one of my friends.

begonnen bij frans dan wat mij dus een

I was at my desk and he was at his desk...

boer uit liefde

wier de bos en de boschker stopt ie

And the boss was talking to him in Dutch, of course.

meteen ontwikkeld door sprite en 18e

And I think the boss asked him a question...

boszhard een kwastje en die trip through

and he kept replying: 'geen idee'

time renderen die geen idee dat lijk

And I was like: rainy day? Look outside, it's sunny...

geen idee dat zij is sammy hoe laat me

with no clouds. Rainy day? It's not a rainy day! So what are you talking about?

koud is natuur en idee dat we strand

I was trying to explain to my teacher

expect to my teacher

how to cook a Neapolitan meal.

how to cook and not althans mail hij wat

I wanted to tell her to first fry the aubergine...

ik totaal ar chauffeurs te fried uw budget

but I translated with the word

uitgesleten de goede woorden vrij je

'vrijen' (to make love) which means completely something else in Dutch...

weet je meest complete lies enthousiast en dat zou het ik

So, I think my Dutch teacher is still laughing.

dutch teacher still loving

I was sitting next to a couple.

alle sitting next week appel je met mijn

He was like a really talkative type of personality...

kritiek ik heb daarvoor persoon en ik

really explosive...

jullie meer explosieve

and then he just goes to talk with someone else... and then I'm next to her.

and then she dus koos en dan mijn ex

And then I wanted to say something in Dutch,

mijn mandje te caesar flink in

because I thought,

duidelijke denken daarmee be van sittard

maybe when I say something in Dutch she's gonna be a bit more open.

english film heb ik meer over hem zelf

So, I said to her:

is het mijn beurt

'Hij is lekker!' (He's yummy!) 'Hij is lekker?'

hij is lekker ga even lekker die mij nu

He made new tyres for me. And I wanted to say that they look nice.

thuis mee en wij zitten en toen ik zei

So, I said they look:

mijn lieve naaister

'lekker... lekke' (tasty... flat)

zij zitten we lekker lekker en hij zit

And then he was going... No, they're new!

dus kunnen dan niet

I got to work, and said to my Dutch colleagues:

grote werk zeer mooie duitse kolonies

'Ja, ik woon in een hoerhuis.' But 'huurhuis' is a rental house...

ja ik woon kurhaus de viewer aan deze

but a 'hoerhuis' is a whore house, so...

witte huis met de groene snor [Muziek]

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