IMPROVÁVEL - TORRADEIRA #3YouTube↗  IA↗(long shot)
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Everybody plays! In "Toaster", whenever I ring this bell, a random number of players comes up.
¡Todos juegan! En el "Tostador", cuando toque la campana, un número aleatorio de jugadores sube.
They must start a scene.
Ellos deben comenzar una escena.
And another random number of players comes up. They start another scene.
Y otro número aleatorio de jugadores sube. Ellos deben comenzar una nueva escena.
If I ring it, and the same players come up,
Si yo toco, y por casualidad, suben los mismos jugadores,
they must resume the scene they started before.
ellos deben continuar la escena que comenzaron anteriormente.
Give me a letter.
Dime una letra.
- C. - C! Words with the letter C!
- C. - ¡C! Palabras con la letra C.
'Column!'
- ¡Columna! - 'Columna'.
So, the "Toaster Game starts now!"
Entonces, el Juego del "Tostador" comienza ¡ahora! - Ajá... - Ayy...
You must have dislocated the seventh vertebra, the lumbar...
Te debes haber dislocado la séptima, la lumbar... - ¡Ay! ¡Ay! - ¡Opa!
- Oh boy! Did you lift anything recently? - Just my wife...
- ¿Has cargado algo últimamente? - Solo a mi esposa...
- Your wife? - We got married and...
- ¿A tu esposa? - Nos casamos y fuimos...
- You carried her into the room! - Room...
- La cargaste para entrar al cuarto. - Cuarto.
- The honeymoon wasn't so great, then? - It's still going on.
- La luna de miel no estuvo buena, ¿no? - Todavía no terminó.
- I have the exams here... - Is the building going to fall or not?
- Mira, tengo los exámenes... - ¿El edificio se caerá, o no se caerá?
Look, I have these radiographs from the building...
Mira, yo puse aquí una radiografía del edificio...
- The building has lordosis, do you see it? - I do!
El edificio tiene una lordosis. - ¿Puedes verla? - ¡Ah, se ve!
People are passing by and saying 'the columns are kinda'...
Porque la gente pasa por la calle y dice "las columnas están bla, bla..."
We cannot tell if this is genetic or if this is Niemeyer. We have to look into it.
Nunca sabremos si es genético o si es Niemeyer... Es un problema que tendremos que ver, que enfocar...
- We have to focus... - I guess that...
Yo creo que...
- Row 3, column E. - Miss!
- Línea 3, columna E. - ¡Agua!
Row J, column A.
Línea J, columna A.
Aircraft carrier...
Portaviones...
Did you see what Mônica said in her column?
¿Has visto lo que salió en la columna de Mónica?
- I did... - I'm baffled!
- Lo vi... - Yo, yo, yo... ¡estoy asombrada!
- I couldn't imagine that coming from an idol! - Of course not!
No me imaginaba eso de un ídolo mío y de la nación, no lo imaginaba...
- I couldn't imagine. - I really couldn't imagine!
- ¡Claro que no! - No me imaginaba...
- Who could imagine? - Sure, how could I imagine something like that?
- No me imaginaba... - ¿Quién se imaginaría?
- Some things are imaginable! - Some things are unimaginable! Meaning, not imaginable!
¿Cómo imaginar algo así? Hay cosas que son imaginables... - ¡Hay cosas que son inimaginables! - ¡O sea, no imaginables! Claro...
What do you mean, is your wife in here?
- ¡Ay! - Pero, cómo, ¿tu esposa está aquí?
- No, she's in the hotel room! - Just a minute!
No, está en el cuarto del hotel. ¡Aaaayy! Un minuto... ¡un minuto!
- Is everything all right? - I'll just snap it...
- ¿Está todo bien? - Solo la voy a estallar... ¡Aaauuuu!
I'm going to snap it, okay?
La voy a estallar.
- It's breaking! - It's not, it's okay!
- ¡Aaayy! ¡Está quebrado! - No, está bien.
Lemme... Lemme...
Déjame... Déjame... ¡Ay!
I think this is genetic, they told me it was an architectural problem!
Creo que es genético, dijeron que era un problema de arquitectura.
- So I... - Genetic architecture?
- Yo... - ¿Arquitectura genética?
Yeah.
Sí.
- You called me about the building's columns? - I did!
- ¿Me llamaste para hablar de la columna del edificio? - ¡Sí!
Do you get anguished when I do this as if this was a backbone?
¿Les da impresión al hacer así como si fuera la columna?
- I like it! - When we can see the bottle, the illusion is kinda...
¡A mí me gusta! Si uno está viendo la botella, la ilusión realmente...
IMPROVÁVEL Probably a good show.
IMPROVÁVEL Un espectáculo probablemente bueno.
WATCH SKETCHES NEW SEASON / 1ST SEASON
VER SKETCHS NUEVA TEMPORADA / 1ª TEMPORADA
WATCH MORE IMPROVÁVEL WITH ALLAN / WITH EVANDRO / TOASTER
VER MÁS IMPROVÁVEL CON ALLAN / CON EVANDRO / TOSTADOR
WATCH MORE POLITICAL CAMPAIGN / EM BREVES
VER MÁS CAMPAÑA POLÍTICA / EN BREVE
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