IMPROVÁVEL - FRASES #11YouTube↗  IA↗(long shot)
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Our next players... The "Whose Fine" Game.
Los dos jugadores que siguen... El juego de la 'Crase'.
Line.
De la "Frase".
Two sentences each.
Dos frases cada uno.
You wrote the sentences... Who wrote 'carpe diem', raise you hand.
Frases que ustedes escribieran... Quien escribió 'carpe diem' levante la mano.
Who? Raise you hand or everybody will think we... Oh, in the back.
Quien? Levante la mano sino van creer que fuimos nosotros... Ah, allí en el fondo.
Thanks. I want another place, but not a prison.
Gracias. Yo qiuero un otro lugar, que no sea un cautiveiro.
A casino? Who said casino?
Un casino? Quien dijo casino?
Casino. You will be at a casino, "Whose Line" Game, go.
Casino. Ustedes estarán en un casino, Juego de las Frases, comiencen.
You are drooling too much, my dear.
Estas babeando demasiado, cariño.
You look nervous.
Tú pareces nervioso.
All these women around me are making my mouth go wet.
Es que esas mujeres alredor me dejan salivando.
I don't like my employees to drool so much. After all...
A mi no me gusta empleado mío babeando demasiado. Pues...
What do I do with this jar of crap?
Lo que hago con ese pote de caca?
Instead of showing class, you keep drooling and crapping on jars!
En vez de mostrar clase, tú quedase babeanda, cagando en potes!
I'm sorry, sir! I really made an ugly shit!
Perdóname, señor! Yo hice una caca mismo fea!
- Hideous! - And fat!
- Horrorosa! - Y gorda!
But I will take care of this.
Pero yo voy a cambiar eso.
I will take this crap and...
Yo voy a agarrar esa caca y...
If I hadn't woken up, I would still be sleeping.
Si yo no tuviese despertado, estaba dormido hasta ahora.
That's the only way to know I woke up. By crapping.
Es la única manera de saber que yo desperté. Cagando.
Take it!
Llévate!
My dear...
Cariño...
- It's going to get crowded, and I have to know if you're ready. - Always!
- El casino va a llenarse y yo necesito saber si tú estas listo. - Siempre!
Look!
Mira!
Impressive! Let's do the roulette.
Impresionante! Vamos a ruleta!
- Sure! - Show me.
- Claro! - Mostradme.
49, my lucky number!
49, mi número de la suerte!
Great, you won, sir! Oh, but you own the casino, sorry!
Muy bien, acabas de ganar, señor! Ah no, el casino es suyo, perdón!
You know...
Viste...
You're gonna work a lot.
vas a trabajar mucho.
And I if you work as hard as you're working now...
Y si tú trabajar tan bien como estas trabajando ahora...
There's always time to sleep!
Siempre hay tiempo de dormir!
That's what I want in my life, sir!
Es el que yo quero en mi vida, señor!
I want to sleep and sleep, so I never have to crap again, sir!
Quiero dormir, dormir para nunca más necesitar cagar, señor!
Dani, that's the first time you act like shit and it's great!
Dani, es la primera vez que tú haces mierda y fue bueno!
I'm always practicing.
Estoy entrenando hace rato ya,
- It was great! - I gotta tell you, it was a load of crap!
- Fue muy bueno! - Voy a decirte, fue una cagada!
- Very good! - It was one of the first things he did in his life.
- Muy bueno! - Fue una de las primeras cosas que él hizo en la vida.
- Really? - Shit.
- Fue, no? - Mierda.
- And you keep doing it. - You know I'm doing this for some time now.
- Y sigue haciendo. - Quien conoce a mi sabe que yo hago eso hace mucho rato.
IMPROVÁVEL Probably a good show.
IMPROVÁVEL Un espectáculo probablemente bueno.
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