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- So uh I noticed things with Draco Malfoy are different now.

so I noticed thanks for Draco Malfoy are

- Uh, yeah.... - Yeah. Cool.

different now yeah yeah yeah cool you

- You're not- you're not upset are you?

know you're not upset are you

- No, why would I be upset about that? - Well, I-

no why would it be upset about that well

I figured because I guess I got the feeling that before- That you used to uh... ...maybe... - Like you? - Yeah

figured because I guess I got the feeling that before then you just to maybe like you yeah

- Yeah, when I was 12.

yeah but when I was 12

- Ah okay. Yeah. Okay, well - Yeah. True. But you liked me more recently, so - Yeah like a few months ago - Yeah - Okay, awkward. Um...

ah okay yeah okay well yeah if you like me like more recently so yeah you got

- You got over that - Yeah - I got over you. It's not like you're impossible to get over

over that yeah I got over you it's not like you're impossible to get over

Don't tell Malfoy that, but you're not irresistible really - You sure? - Yeah, I'm sure

don't tell Mel without you're not a resistible you sure yeah I'm sure got to

- I got the git for you - Yay Welcome, git. Come here - "Welcome, git". Okay.

get for you yeah yeah welcome it's it's

- It's not like it's very easy to get to get in the Gryffindor Tower as a Slytherin - No

not like it's very easy to get to like the Gryffindor Tower as a slithering no

- Well you need a password - Yeah but still

yeah well it's not impossible to get

- Well, it's not impossible to get into the Slytherin common room as a Gryffindor

administered in common room it's a

even without help from the inside - Oh yes

Gryffindor given without having the

- Just getting up the stairs. It's like the stairs were against me.

inside getting up the stairs it's like

- Oh, oh, so it's the stairs that's the problem. It's not- Okay. So it's your stamina that's-

the stairs oh yes oh oh so it's the stairs that's the problem of mana okay so it's your it's your it's your stamina

- No! They kept switching when they weren't supposed to switch!

they know these kept switching when they weren't supposed to switch yeah we know

- Yeah we know. Imagine being 11 and trying to learn all of this the first time

imagine being a nothing and trying to learn all of this the first time

- Terrible - Impossible

terrible Sybil do you know what am I

- Ginny, what are we doing here? - I have a nice announcement. Or something uh...

doing here I have an ice or something

Well, Fred and George- - A nice announcement?

well what pretty much announcement on

- Announcement - A nice announcement

ice and husband and then I said yeah

- A nice- Yeah, I'm just excited about this because Fred and George-

it's just excited about this because

I talked to them recently and they gave me quite a gift They decided that we were mature enough for this- it's a game.

friend George recently and they gave me quite gift they decided that we were mature enough for this game it's magical

It's a magical card game that changes with the people who are playing

card game that changes to the people who

- But you're one year younger than us

are playing it's been here one year

- Well, yeah, I said mature not what age so...

well yeah I said mature not with age so

Anyway, it's it's a great game. It's a great game. - Okay

anyway it's it's a great pain it's a

- We have two different kinds of cards. We have black cards and white cards

great game we have okay two different Kent cards we have black hearts and

- Okay so the black cards - And where did they get it? - Apparently it originated from Filch's office like many other magical things that suddenly appear

white cards they apparently and that's like originated from Finster's office like many other magical thanks but sadly appear that's why they didn't

- So that's why we didn't want Hermione because she has a habit of telling the teachers

the minor my name she has other features yeah when it

when it comes to magical objects - So please don't tell her

comes to magical so please don't nothing

I wanna keep this game. It's a great game. - Yeah don't pick it apart

I want to keep the same to create no don't pick it apart okay yeah well well

- Okay yeah, we'll not to talk to her about that before we've, you know, make sure that it's safe

not to talk to her about that before we you know make sure that it's safe anyway

- Yeah, yeah. Totally. We get that.Fred and George have been playing this for years apparently - Yeah and there's nothing wrong with them - There's nothing wrong with them, no. Never.

yeah yeah yeah yeah different endorsed has been playing this for years anyway

Anyway, do you want to start? - Yes. I am your God now.

sir yes I am your God no okay

- Okay - Snape finds (blank) disturbing yet oddly charming.

snake finds blank disturbing yet oddly

- Ooh.... - Oh yeah. Malfoy.... - Very funny. So, Snape finds.... Voldemort's nipples disturbing yet oddly charming.

charming very funny so snake finds bold aborts nipples disturbing you have the only charming so

- So do we. I mean- - Disturbing..... - Disturbing- - Disturbing?? - Oh really? - Only disturbing - Learning new things - Some of us have actually seen them

do we I mean learning new things samosa some of us that I clearly seen that you

- Eugh no - Ew - Okay - Yeah just continue - Fourth year. - Ughhhh

know okay I just fourth year I didn't

- He didn't turn out of that cauldron clothed.

turn out of that corner clothed snake

- Snape finds.... Getting a blowjob from the Monster Book of Monsters disturbing, yet oddly charming. - That's oddly charming? Yeah, can you imagine though? - No, no no I cannot I cannot imagine

finds getting a from the monster book of monsters disturbing it home hit Charlie that's like this yeah can you imagine though no no no I cannot I

- Stop - Please don't imagine - Oh I'm so glad I'm not a dude

- Snape finds..... Ron's sweaty hands disturbing ye- - I do not have sweaty hands! - But you kinda do.... - Hang on, let me test that

snake finds realms of sweaty heads disturbing so you get have to choose now

So you have to choose now - Yeah I'm going to choose that one. - Ron's sweaty hands? - Yeah - Ron's sweaty hands. Awesome. - Thank you - Thank you. Point to me.

but yeah I'm going to choose that one

Okay one point to me. So you get how the game is working?

- Accio.... Professor McGonagall's overused sex toys.

Professor McGonagall overused sex toys

It came. Accio Oliver Wood's special wand. It came. - Why is it his special wand, not his special broom? - Yeah he does have a special broom but I mean - It's a missed opportunity

it king I kill all of everyone's special wand special special a cure for batons

- Accio Beauxbatons Academy of Magic. It came. - Oh wow. - All of it All of it just arrived. Okay. - Um

magic Academy of magic okay so the most

So the most horrible one- I have to pick the most horrible one

horrible one I have to make the most

- Or the one that makes you feel weird - Don't put that on me! - Which one do you choose? Which one came? - Oliver Wood's special wand? Maybe? - Yeah - Did it come?

horrible one let's run teach you oh no this one came maybe yeah yeah okay so

- Yeah - Thank you - The black card - Yeah give me the black card

- Okay, so the other one gets thrown in like a used card pile?

the other one the other one gets thrown in like a new scarf yeah yeah thank you

- Yes - Okay I'm gonna- Well, I can't win this round because I draw a black card so...

okay I'm gonna okay well I can't win this round because I draw on wet clay so

This is very specific. - Okay so, to whom?

hmm this is very specific yeah okay so

that - who - me

- Tom Riddle was shocked when Ginny began to write about (blank) in the diary - Oh wow - Oh wow

okay Tom Riddle was very and was shocked when Jenna began to write about blank and the diary well I know what I wrote

- Well, I know what I wrote about but.... Tom Riddle was shocked when Ginny began to write about.....

about but Tom really was shocked when Gina began to write about said it

Cedric Diggory in the diary - Hm - Okay he was at Hogwarts - Well, you could have - Well I didn't write about Cedric Diggory, okay. - Yeah because you wrote about Harry

digging in sorry sorry okay Harry it was

- Yeah like any 11-year-old girl

- It was a long time ago - Yeah, thankfully

a long time ago yeah so real shocked

Tom Riddle was shocked when Ginny began to write about Snape in drag in the diary. - Well well. But that was- Okay, so that was the year after

when Giganta write about Snape and drag Larry well well but that was okay so that was the year after but yeah maybe I

- Maybe I thought about it for a long long time

maybe I thought about it you should have

- You should have taken Defense Against the Dark Arts with us and Lupin in third year

taken it taken defense against our hearts with us in moving in third year

- Yeah - You should have. You would have seen some stuff. - Yeah I missed out on a lot

yeah you should have so you would have seen some stuff Tom really was shocked

- Tom Riddle was shocked when Ginny began to write about conservative values in the diary

lagina began to write about conservative values in the diary but I don't have a

But I don't have a very conservative values, so I bet he would be shocked.

very conservative value so much bye Betty women sharks yeah yeah well no get

- Well, a nugget of truth there - A nugget of truth there.

up there and negative truth there but

- But still, Snape in drag. - Yay! That's mine.

still sneaking drag yeah that's mine

- That would have been- That's shocking. - I needed to share that visual - Madam Trelawney sees.... Draco Malfoy's questionable sexuality in your future.

that's shocking I needed to share that visual Draco Malfoy's questionable sexuality in your future in your future

- In YOUR future? - In your fu- It doesn't specify whose future - Oh okay - In THE future.

and your future is in the future madam -

- Madam Trelawney sees hot veela fantasies in your future. - In YOUR future, yes. - That's your future, absolutely.

Lonnie sees hot vela fantasies future

- It could be in my future too but-

- Madam Trelawney sees.... losing the house Cup because Harry and his friends

madam Trelawney sees losing the house Cup because Harry and his friends

went to another fucking adventure... in your future.

friends went to another adventure

- That's his future - Yeah - That could definitely happen. That's like the past and the future

that's his future yeah that's that that could definitely happen that's like the

- Yeah, that's every year - Trelawney, that's not like a huge prediction

past and the future yeah like trilling everywhere Sharleen that Drummond that's not like a huge

That's more or less just like- - Science

prediction that's more or less just like

- Science, yeah. That we have...uh....

science science yeah we have yeah I

- I think I'm gonna go with Malfoy's-

- Questionable sexuality? - Yeah - Oh no! What? - Your future

questionable sex charlie say yeah yeah

- Well, it's my future. However it's not really that questionable now, is it?

well this might be sure however admit it's not that question anymore is it

- Where did my card- - You should always question me.

you should always question me okay

Okay, Gryffindors are well known for snogging all over Hogwarts grounds Yes. - That's not just us on Hogwarts-

Gryffindor's are well known for snogging all of our courts grounds yes that's not just us always

- But Gryffindors are well known for it. - They are the sneakiest ones.

but Gryffindor's are well known portage

- That's true. Everybody else is hiding.

everybody else is fighting what

- What? - Gryffindors are well known for Ginny Weasley. - Well... I mean... - Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow. - I do have a mean bat-bogey hex though.

Gryffindor's are well known for Ginny Weasley yeah yeah Gryffindor's are well

I am kind of well known for that. - Yeah. Yeah.

- Gryffindors are well known for inter-house romances.

known for inter-house romances this one

- Oh this one is difficult. What are you gonna choose?

is difficult what you gonna choose think

- I think I'm actually going to go with the Ginny Weasley one - Yay! - What? That wasn't even mine! But I had inter-house romances because, well, hi. - That was mine. - Well thank you though.

I'm actually going to go with the Jew

- Did I just take the lead? - I think so, yeah

- Oh wow. Interesting. - Okay, let's see if somebody can catch up Eat (blank), Malfoy!

okay it's okay let's see somebody can catch up eat blank Malfoy this game is

- This game is horrible towards me. - I don't have anything good... - I have so many great cards. (Harry whispers 'I have something you can eat', to Draco)

- Not now! - Eat a love potion, Malfoy!

know each other mouthful so thank you

- Thank you - Okay Eat Bill Weasley's other piercing, Malfoy! - Don't tell mum about that! - No, I was going to say....

okay nice nice other piercing I don't

I don't think he has told mum. - No!

think your mom was there piercing she

- The other piercing? - She was not fine with the first one.

was not the first one it Hermione

- Eat Hermione Granger, Malfoy! Um... Well... Not a love potion. I wouldn't- Okay. - That's okay - And Hermione Granger- That's cannibalism.

Granger well not a love potion I wouldn't okay and my you are my new Creighton that's cannibalism yes I

- Yes - Um. I suppose...

- You could mean it in several different ways - I suppose, Bill Weasley's other piercing.

suppose Beuys these other piercing but

- Oh thank you - Oh it's because you wanted it . Oh right.

thank you oh oh that's because he wanted

- This is not about your personal fantasies. - He's basically not a Weasley....

it and alright this is not about your personal fantasies he's basically one of Weasley

- He's totally a Weasley - He's the first Weasley

he's totally expected first he's the

- He's the heir of the Weasleys - Yeah and then it just went downhill. - Right, so. Ginny. - Well. We can't agree with that. - Yeah. Sorry.

first when his name is the heir of the we space yeah then just went to Tower Hill right cuz everything that yeah oh

Oh. This is interesting. My Patronus is (blank). Do you know what my patronus is? Do you know it? I know it. - Isn't it a horse? - Yeah it was a horse, right? - Yeah it's a horse.

my Patronus is yeah

You have a great memory. - My patronus is a dog. - Like a dog? - Yeah - A small dog? - A dog. - Some kind of terrier I think.

Woof! Woof! Sorry... - You should come in closer. - Sorry. I mean....

(Harry whispering something to Draco) - Nothing fits! - So, my patronus is Lavender Brown spanking Ron Weasley.

don't nothing thanks so my Patronus it's collaborative bronze banking ron weasley

That would be some sight. - I'm sorry, Ron.

that will be some sites or imagine I

- Imagine if I could do that every time I think of my happiest memory. Okay.

could do that every time I think of my happiest memory okay my Patronus is

My patronus is finding out your patronus is a sea cucumber.

finding out your Patronus the secrets

Does that mean MY patronus is a sea cucumber? - I guess yeah

you covered does that mean my patrols are cqk I

- Yeah - I have a dick shaped patronus. Okay. Interesting.

guess yeah yeah and the next one is

And the next one is: My patronus is a penis patronus. - They go hand in hand. - Yeah they're all kind of.....

Michael Jones this at pinis Petronas so they're all kind of I was cuz they are

- I was gonna say are they all kind of true? - They all kind of match

the old kind of church okay they don't

- Except one. - Well I mean... There's, um. Ron spanking Lavender.

match except one well

I mean. They're all great.

I'm really won't great yeah but one

- Yeah, but one totally stands out to me - Probably your card....

everyone totally stands up to me like

- Like what would be the worst? - Yeah if you cast the patronus and suddenly you see your brother there

what will be the worst yeah if you cast the Patronus and suddenly you see your

being spanked- - Being spanked by Lavender Brown. - That's a boggart, not a patronus. - Yeah, yeah. I was gonna say. - Yeah - Yeah - It doesn't make me happy. Well, it does make me happy because it's like....

brother there yeah I mean that's that's

It's too much not to laugh because it's.... it's just ridiculous. No this is a hard one because um... - What does your heart tell you? - Yes I agree 100% - Okay yeah that's true.

Lavender Brown spanking Ron Weasley. - Yes. Thank you.

true lemon bronze spanking rock music yes thank you I just wanted to imagine that

- You just wanted to imagine that one, right? - Yes. - What? What? - Great Discard these ones. - This is a perfect game for me. - I was banned from playing Quidditch because of.....

one right from playing Quidditch because of Professor Umbridge unspeakable

Professor Umbridge's unspeakable experience in the Forbidden Forest - Um....

experience in the Forbidden Forest yeah

- Yeah - I was bad from playing Quidditch because of attempting to seduce Professor McGonagall. What? Why are you laughing? - I can see that. She would totally ban you though.

I was bad from playing Quidditch because of attempting to seduce Professor McGonagall that was bad for playing

- Oh yeah - She would. She would.

- I was banned from playing Quidditch because of getting drunk on butterbeer.

Quidditch because I'm getting drunk and

- That makes sense - Well then I guess McGonagall wins

- Yes - Thank you I was kind of imagining it. I'm imagining a lot of things. - I like how it says "attempting". - Yeah. Attempting.

yes I think ice is attempting that's yeah it's something I'm sorry professor

- I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because I was being a spoiled brat.

but I couldn't complete my homework because I wasn't being a spoiled brat

- Well, at least you're honest, so it's good - Thank you I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because

well at least you're honest thank you I'm sorry professor but I couldn't complete my homework because I

I was getting into someone's Chamber of Secrets - Wow - Good one. Smooth. - So smooth. I don't think they wanna know that. - I'm sorry, professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because

was getting into someone's Chamber of Secrets I'm sorry sir but I couldn't

I was being violated by a hippogriff

complete my homework because I was being violated by the Hippogriff so these are

- So these are all about you, then?

all about you hen

- These are all kind of true. - These are all correct.

How to choose? - I'm going to choose the hippogriff one. - What? - Well, I mean, it's true, so.... - Hang on. You've got....

how did shoes choose the hip what what well I mean it's true huh well

- Well, at least he has pulled that one, actually - Yeah, I mean - Oh boo hoo! My arm's broken...No it's not.

at least he has pulled my boot convinced

- That's 100% true.

one owner percent true like the foot

- Professor- uh. Madam Pomfrey heals a broken arm in seconds so

search but met appropriate like heals a broken arm in seconds yeah so yeah she

- She grew my arm back once - Yeah, and it only took like 24 hours.

grew my body she grew my arm back once yeah and I know what took like 24 hours

- Yep for one night full of agony. But yeah.

yep for one night full of agony but yeah

- Okay. I can't go to Hogsmeade. I have 12 Scrolls about.....

yeah okay I can't go to hooks meet I had 12 Scrolls about Dumbledore's questionable

Dumbledore's questionable hiring practices due tomorrow.

hiring practices due tomorrow that would

- That would be 12 scrolls. - That would be 12 scrolls.

be for sports that will be trusted I

I can't go to Hogsmeade. I have 12 Scrolls about..... Cedric's cold corpse due tomorrow.

can't coach hooks me now I tell Scrolls about Cedric's cold corpse due tomorrow

- That's horrible

that's horrible I can't go to Hawks mean

- I can't go to Hogsmeade. I have 12 Scrolls about.....

I have 12 Scrolls about accidentally

accidentally turning yourself into a furry due tomorrow.

turning yourself into a furry due tomorrow like

- Like someone really hairy, or...? - Hang on. Do they mean- Does that mean...? That means....

Harry or you know do they mean does that mean that means remembering second year

- Remember in second year? - I only heard about this. I didn't see her. I only heard about it.

I only heard about this a B and C her

- It's a good thing Hermione's not here. - Yeah

it's a good thing I mine it's not here

- Okay. Um.... - What? - Honestly though, Dumbledore's questionable hiring practices.

yeah okay um honestly though Dumbledore's questionable hiring

- Yeah, I could get behind that one. It's not mine, but I'll get behind it.

practices yeah I could get behind that one mental mind but it a little bit - I

- I don't mean to keep giving them to him - Oh really

don't mean to keep keeping them to him

- Yeah - Do you have any cards? It's okay. It's just a game, Ron. - How many do you have?

oh it's the kids just a game uh-huh yeah

- Four. - Uh, yeah. Four. - Okay. I have three. - I have three. - You have three.

okay three five three new ugly okay

- Okay, right. It's Ginny's turn. - Yeah, it's my turn so I won't get a card this turn.

right it's Jimmy's tractor yeah it's my turn so I won't get a car today

Parseltongueing to someone's trouser snake in the dungeon.

Parseltongue in someone's trouser snake in the dungeon thought you'd like to

Thought you'd like to know.... - That seems very directed at one specific person who might know how to speak parseltongue.

know that seems very like directed its own specific person you might know how to speak the tongue

- We don't want to know really. - No - Just keep it in your pants.

we don't really know I'm sure all right

- Or in my mouth... - Gross - No! - But also, this one. Keep it in your pants.

man also but also this one kept in your

Ron Weasley's freckled penis in the dungeon. Thought you'd like to know....

pants Paul wheezes freckled penis there dungeon so do you like - no no I did not

No. I did not want to know. Thank you for telling me.

want to know thank you for telling me no

Neville motherfucking Longbottom, that's who, in the dungeon.

along button that's who in

Thought you'd like to know....

the dungeon but we like to know okay I

- Okay - I mean...

mean these are all good it was very

- These are all good in very different ways

different way these are all kind of

- These are all kind of great in very different ways Neville is a badass. You should know this. But also Ron Weasley's frecked penis

great in very different ways she knows

Yes, please. Whose-? - Mine.

- Yeah I though that - Thank you

yeah I thought I think I think we're

- I think I think we're gonna be good friends one day

gonna be good friends

- Well you have similar tastes

oh you have similar tastes this way it

- Ah this one - It was a huge surprise when my boggart turned into

was like you're surprised when my burger

Severus Snape's-- pale, but fairly big prick. - So many inconveniences in the dungeon

turned in juice severus snape s-- pale but found it big prick it was a good

- It was a real surprise when my boggart turned into a dick shaped scar on your head. Things could be worse, Harry, I guess - Just be glad you don't have that - Yeah I suppose.

surprise when my booger turn into a dick shaped scar on your head yeah I suppose

- It was a real surprise when my boggart turned into Ginny Weasley naked on a broom - Well I'm glad it was a surp- No! I'm not glad it was a surprise

it was a real surprise when my boogers turned into Ginny Weasley make room no look god it was a surprise I'm not no

I'm not- No! - Was that your card? - Probably

send you our card have to go it's my

- I will go with Snape, I think. - Yay!

thing yay Hubbard's newest attention

- Hogwarts' newest detention: Cleaning Ron's broken wand by hand.

cleaning Rome's broken wand by Hannah

that's risky hovers newest attention

- Hogwarts' newest detention: Cleaning a trophy that is also a portkey by hand.

cleaning a trophy that is also a portkey

- Also risky - That is very risky

by hand also resided very educated how

- Hogwarts' newest detention: Cleaning the dozens of Weasley children by hand. - Who's that a detention for?

its newest attention cleaning in the dozens dozens of waste each other in my hand who's that in the tension for have

- I have to go with that one - Well you've got to, like...

to go with that one well you gonna like

- Throwing shade at your own family. - Yeah

hang over your own family

- Ravenclaws are really good at being a dick to children. Okay - Some of them

yeah Ravenclaw's are really good at being a dick to children okay

- Ravenclaws are really good at wizard porn

Ravenclaw's are really good at wizard

- I bet they are - Probably

porn probably Ravenclaw's are really

- Ravenclaws are really good at spending time in Dumbledore's office.

good at spending time in Dumbledore's

No. That's Gryffindors. - Yeah

office that's great Oliver yeah [Music]

- Well two of them I know are inaccurate- Or, one of them I know is inaccurate, I think.

well two of them I know are inaccurate horrible one of them I know is inaccurate I think the other two of the

The other two- Of the other two I suppose the most horrible one would be wizard porn. - Aw your first card - Finally - And it's for wizard porn. That's so great.

other two is supposed to be most horrible one would be reserved for Harry

- You can always trust wizard porn - I'm proud of you. - Always trust in the wizard porn. Yes. - Ginny's turn - Oh right. I was distracted by the wizard porn. - Who isn't?

- Well. I bet you can answer this, all of you. Maybe not you but-

Harry Potter really likes (blank) in bed.

Potter it really likes I mean probably

I mean. Probably two of you can answer this one truthfully. I hope that Ron can't answer this truthfully. But I mean, you have lived in the same dormitory for, like, years.

two of you can answer this one Harry

Harry Potter really likes Slytherin in bed.

Potter really likes Slytherin in them

- Yeah - That's very generic, I think - Uh. Or very specific, I think. - Yes

that's very generic I think for Harry

- Harry Potter really likes receiving a tender blowjob in bed. Well who wouldn't like that? I mean- - That's true - Sounds nice, this one - Ginny! Can't you just read the cards?

Potter real likes receiving a tender that's true do you never father

- Harry Potter really likes He Who Must Not Be Named in bed.

really likes you must not be named [Laughter]

That's- Are you sure? Really? No? Okay.

picking your shirt really no okay

- I'm broken inside now - Yeah. We've noticed. I'm gonna go with Slytherin because-

I'm broken inside now I told you he

I told you he knows what you like. You've been living with each other for so long. - Too long I think - That's not really a secret though

knows what you like that's not really a secret door to the people in this room

To the people in this room I suppose. - Yeah - Okay sure - Um okay - "Look at what my father got me. It's a Quidditch match that lasts three years...."

yeah look at it my father got me it's a Quidditch match that lasts three years

Draco bragged. Quite a gift. - Wow

they're bragging right again yeah look

- Yeah - Wow - "Look at what my father got me. It's....

at what my father got me it's being

Being excused from being a bully because you're conventionally attractive...."

excused from being a bully because you conventionally attractive for for the

- That's not a bad thing

that's not a bad thing it's just true

- It's just true. - "Look at what my father got me. It's professors playing favourites," Draco bragged.

look at what my father got me it's professor played favorite Oh Brad you

- Shit - You got it from your father

got it from your father

- Hmmm. He must be so proud.

mm-hmm must be so proud

- Let's go with professors playing favourites - Yes

it's going professors playing things

- I think that's- - Because it is true, mean and funny.

because it is true I mean and funny but

- But also Being excused because you think you're pretty. That's- Yeah.

also being excused because you're pretty that's kind of pretty though it's not an

- He is kind of pretty though. It's not an excuse, but he's pretty.

excuse but he's pretty no but yeah

- No but- Yeah, okay. Sure, whatever.

- It comes in handy, though

it comes in hand with them okay that's

- Okay, that's, uh... - Polishing your wand is the reason boys aren't allowed in the girls' dormitories - Um - Ew. Ew. Ew ew ew.

polishing your wand is the recent boy's eyes allow the girls dormitories pushing

- Swishing and flicking is the reason boys aren't allowed in the girls' dormitory - Speaking of which... Yes

and flicking boys aren't allowed in the girls dormitory yes so what the boys

- So- What? the boys aren't necessary? That's why- - Yes

aren't necessary that's why yeah Harry's

Harry's "wand" is the reason boys aren't allowed in the girls'- - What? There's a lot of- This is very sexual, this. - I guess that's why they're allowed - Yeah

one is the reason it's a lot of this is very sad sexual base although yeah mmm

- Yeah. You wanna tell us something? - No, that's fine.

you wanna tell us something no that's

- You sure? - I never- I'm not the one who's tried

fine I can be sure I never I'm not the one that's tried to get into the girls

To get into the girls' dormitory But it was completely innocent though. - Yeah

dormitory but it was completely innocent

- We just needed to go and get Hermione - Yeah. You were just excited to see Hermione - Yeah because she's my friend - Yeah. "Friend."

though I'm just gonna go get remaining I

Erm... I will choose....

will choose swishing and flicking

swishing and flicking, I think - Swishing and flicking. Oh wow. - Do the frick frack - Do the frickety frack, indeed.

anything to the fricative fracture in D

That's what we call it at home. The frickety frack frack.

that's what we call it when Ron Weasley

- When Ron Weasley isn't afraid of spiders, he's afraid of Dobby's sock

isn't afraid of spiders he's afraid of zombies sock when Ron Weasley isn't

When Ron Weasley isn't afraid of spiders, he's afraid of hugging the Dark Lord - I'm afraid of that - I'm always afraid of that

afraid of spiders he's afraid of hugging the Dark Lord I mean that's what I was

- I mean, that's- I was gonna say that's that's just common sense

gonna say that's that's just common

When Ron Weasley isn't afraid of spiders, he's afraid of Molly Weasley.

sense when Ron Weasley isn't afraid of spiders he's afraid of

- Mum can be kind of terrifying - Who was Molly Weasley?

chemical attention who small eglise de

Clearly- - Yeah that's me - Clearly that won - Because- Yeah

- 'Cause, I mean, your mum's great, but

cuz I mean your mom's great but she's

she's also a force to be reckoned with

also a force to be reckoned with

- Yeah - Yeah - Prefects go crazy with

yeah yeah if it's go crazy with can we

fucking Rita Skeeter over a table when everyone else is in bed. - Ugh! What is this game? - Maybe she deserves it?

just get over it table what is this Dave

Or, like, if it's a good shag, then maybe she doesn't deserve it

- Just keep reading the cards Ginny! - Don't- Stop. Do you need to elaborate?

just keep reading the card do you need

- I need to think about- - No you don't! You really don't. - Okay

to know you don't don't

Prefects go crazy with the systematic enslavement of house elves when everyone else is in bed.

okay go crazy with the systematic enslavement of housewives how else when everyone else is in bed so

- So we mistreat the house elves and just make them do- - Yeah - Hermione is a prefect

we're you mistreat the house house and this man - yeah and mine is a prefect

- Yes - Yeah - She goes crazy in the opposite direction. - Also the prefects go crazy with dark magic when everyone else is in bed

she goes crazy in the opposite direction yeah also the prefix go crazy with talkin kinda shake my t-shirt you don't

- That might be true. We don't know. - Yeah - Yeah. I'm not a prefect, so- - You don't know

know yeah these are all very different

- These are all very different - Yeah

- I mean, it would be funny if they were all - They might all be true - going crazy with

I mean it would be funny place they were all okay my going crazy with put these

these things together at the same time.

things together it sounds like a ritual

- Sounds like a ritual of some sort.

- Yeah like fucking Rita Skeeter over a table Now that kind of resonates with me Whose one was that? That's yours. We do have the same humour. It's terrible.

yeah rear seat over table what

- The only thing you can say about Hufflepuffs is..... wizards incorrectly dressed as muggles There are some muggleborns there - They are kind of eccentric so...

the only thing you can say about hufflepuffs it's wizards incorrectly dressed as models yeah what the only thing you can

- The only thing you can say about Hufflepuffs is absolutely nothing. - That's so terrible - I mean, we know that one's going to win, I'm sorry - Yeah, you don't have to-

say about hufflepuffs is absolutely nothing I mean thinking the Forbidden

- The only thing you can say about Hufflepuffs is

thinking the Forbidden Forest is a great vacation spot.

Forest is a great vacations point that's

No, that's Hagrid. - Yeah - Yeah. Yeah. You've misspelled Hagrid there

Hagrid yeah yeah that's that that's you

Yeah, but absolutely- - Yeah - I mean, they do feel left out Okay, so let's see - Yeah. It's kind of sad and true but also great

misspelled Hank right there yeah but absolutely yeah okay so yeah great

So we're done? - Yes

so we're you done yes and that's six two

- I got six - Two, three, four, five, six, seven. - Five

three four five six seven five dinner

- The winner - Yeah

yeah well I think the game is kind of

- Yeah, well, I think the game is kind of like partial to me

like partial to me because you open it

- Because you own it? - Yeah because it's my game at the moment. - Why is it your game? - Because they gave it to me

yeah my name is they gave it to me

- Okay, so these last ones w- - Why is the map Harry's? Because they gave it to him - Yeah I know

okay so this is awesome okay I'm gonna

- Let's do it again some time - Okay, I'm gonna go up to the dorm and....

go up to the dorm and what is your one

- Polish your wand? - Yeah, I'll follow-

yeah I'll phone yeah just remember to

- Yeah, just remember to cast muffliato this time

cost roughly also this time I'm followed

- I'll follow Draco out. Come on.

Drake art come on

Thanks Ginny - Yeah. Thanks for playing. [Captions by that-nerdy-hufflepuff]

thanks you yeah Tyson playing [Music]

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