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Will you guess the character? Will you get- Will you guess the character? Will you get-
Vorresti indovinare il personaggio? Vorrest-
You won't get... You won't get shit!
Non dire... Non dire cazzate!
"Does your character wear shoes?"
"Il tuo personaggio indossa delle scarpe?"
Shit.... Does he wear shoes? Shit, does he wear shoes?
Merda... Indossa delle scarpe?
I think so.
Penso di sì.
Uh... Does that count as shoes? Uhh..Does that count as shoes?
Uh... Contano come scarpe?
No way... No way...
Impossibile... Impossibil...
Come on! How the fuck did he get the... the binoculars- How did he get the binocular? GON from tekken 3! Does your character date an older man? eeeehhh
Eddai! Come cazzo ha fatto ad indovinare il... il binocolo-
Gon from Tekken 3! You moth-
Gon da Tekken3! Figlio di put-
"Does your character date an older man?"
"Il tuo personaggio si frequentava con un uomo più grande?"
Uhhhhhhh.............
Uhhhhhhh.............
"Is your character responsible for a child?"
"Il tuo personaggio è responsabile per un bimbo?"
Is your character responsible for a child? eeeeehhh .............uhhhhhhh.............
.............uhhhhhhh.............
"Does your character own multiple weapons?"
"Il tuo personaggio utilizza armi multiple?"
Yes.
Sì.
Yes.
CAZZO!
FUCK! Come on he always wins!
Eddai, vince sempre!
Come on, he always win!
"YOU WIN!"
"You win!" *roar*
*Roar*
Wait a minute, i have an idea, think, think about it Wait a minute, I have an idea.
Aspetta un minuto, ho un'idea.
Think about it. Think about it. Who's the last guy that he would think
Pensa un po'. Pensa un po'. Quale sarebbe l'ultimo tizio a cui potrebbe pensare
that I would be thinking of? that I would be thinking of?
a cui penserei?
'cause... fu-
perché... caz-
STUPID ASS GAME, MAN! IT'S BROKEN.
STUPIDO GIOCO DI MERDA! E' ROTTO.
Oh, fuck it. Wait-
Oh, cazzo. Aspetta-
Really? Really?
Veramente? Veramente?
He's cheating. He's fucking cheat-
Cheatta. Sta fottutamente cheat-
[Bubsy]: "What could possibly go wrong?" [Bubsy]: "What could possibly go wrong?"
[Bubsy]: "Cosa potrebbe andare storto?"
Every single possible thing, Bubsy.
Ogni singola possibile cosa, Bubsy.
As always.
Come sempre.
As always. How come he doesn't talk? How come he doesn't talk?
Com'è che non parla?
He's so quiet in this one.
E' così silenzioso 'sta volta
He's so quiet in this one. Isn't he- Isn't he supposed to tell jokes?
Non dov- Non dovrebbe fare battute?
[Bubsy]: "Pilot's license? What for?"
[Bubsy]: "Licenza per piloti? Per cosa?"
Ha ha! Now that's the Bubsy I know!
Heh heh! Questo è il Bubsy che conosco!
Heh heh heh heh, pilot's license, heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh heh, licenza per piloti, heh heh heh.
[Bubsy]: "Pilot's license? What for?"
[Bubsy]: "Licenza per piloti? Per cosa?"
Heh heh heh!
Heh heh heh!
It would get funnier every time, Bubs- It gets funnier everytime!
Fa sempre più ridere, Bubs-
[Bubsy]: "MC Bubster the pounce master in da game, yeah!"
[Bubsy]: "MC Bubster il maestro saltatore del gioco, yeah!"
Oh man, Bubsy good job on that song, that's a funny song Oh man, Bubsy. Good job on that song. That's a funny song.
Oh man, Bubsy. Bel lavoro su 'sta canzone. E' una canzone divertente.
[Bubsy]: "Pilot's license? What for?" Pilots Licence? What For?x3
[Bubsy]: "Licenza per piloti? Per cosa?"
[Bubsy]: "Is there a veterinarian in the house?" [Bubsy]: "Is there a veterinarian in the house?"
[Bubsy]: "C'è un veterinario qui in zona?"
Is there a veterinarian... Heh heh heh heh heh heh! (Dunkey Laughs) Is there a veterinari-
HEH, c'è un veterinario... Heh heh heh heh heh heh!
Is there a vet...
C'è un vet...
So great to be here you guys,hey, is there a veterinarian in the house? So great to be here, you guys. Hey, is there a veterinarian in the house?
Sono felice siate qua, ragazzi. Hey, c'è un veterinario qui in zona?
"Yep. Yeah, that's me." Yep, yeah that's me.
"Yep. Yeah, ci sono io."
Shit... Shit...
Merda...
[Dunkey]: Don't worry. I'll get you up. [Dunkey]: Don't worry. I'll get you up. [Jesse]: "Help." [Dunkey]: Don't worry. I'll get you up.
[Dunkey]: Non preoccuparti. Ti faccio salire.
[Dunkey]: Don't worry. I'll get you up. *laughter*
*Risate*
Dunkey: GIMME DAT CUBE!!
[Dunkey]: Dammi quel cubo!
[Dunkey]: Gimme that cube!
[Leah]: "Aah!" [Dunkey]: Vattene via!
[Leah]: "Aah!" [Dunkey]: Get outta the way!
[Jesse]: "No!" [Dunkey]: Dammelo!
[Jesse]: "No!" [Dunkey]: Gimme that! [Jesse]: "No, no! No!" [Dunkey]: Get- Get off of me! Get off of me!
[Jesse]: "No, no! No!" [Dunkey]: La-Lasciami! Lasciami!
[Dunkey]: Gimme that fucking shit! Gimme that shit!
[Dunkey]: Dammi questa merda! Dammi questa merda!
[Dunkey]: Gimme that! Gimme that!
[Dunkey]: Dammelo! Dammelo!
[Dunkey]: Get off of me! Get off of me!
[Dunkey]: Staccati! Staccati!
[Jesse]: "Fluppy, take care of him!" [Dunkey]: That shit belongs to me!
[Jesse]: "Fluppy, sistemalo per bene!" [Dunkey]: Questa merda mi appartiene!
[Jesse]: "Fluppy, take him!"
[Jesse]: "Fluppy, prendilo!"
[Dunkey]: He's taunting me!
[Dunkey]: Mi sta provocando!
[Leah]: "Don't you wish you had one?"
[Leah]: "Non desideri averne uno?"
[Dunkey]: Hey, put me down!
[Dunkey]: Hey, mettimi giù!
[Dunkey]: Put me down right now!
[Dunkey]: Mettimi giù ora!
[Dunkey]: Thank- Fucking bastard...
[Dunkey]: Graz- Fottuto bastardo...
[Jesse]: "Let go of the cane!" [Dunkey]: Gimme the cane! Gimme the cane- It's mine!
[Jesse]: "Molla la canna!" [Dunkey]: Dammi la canna! Dammi la canna- E' mia!
[Leah]: "Oh boy, I think I'm gonna go get him."
[Leah]: "Oh boy, penso che gliela lascio."
[Jesse]: "There we go." [Dunkey]: I'm the one who found it!
[Jesse]: "Eddai" [Dunkey]: Sono io quello che l'ha trovata!
[Dunkey]: It's mine!
[Dunkey]: E' mia!
[Jesse]: Look at him go.
[Jesse]: Guardatelo partire.
[Dunkey]: No! No!
[Dunkey]: No! No!
[Dunkey]: Hey guys, you need any help walking that cane?
[Dunkey]: Hey ragazzi, vi serve una mano a portare questa canna?
[Dunkey]: I'm real good at it.
[Dunkey]: Sono molto bravo a farlo.
*laughter*
*Risate*
[Jesse]: "Like what the fuck?" [Dunkey]: Here, lemme show you- lemme show you guys...
[Jesse]: "Ma che cazzo?" [Dunkey]: Dai su, lascia che vi mostri- lascia che vi mostri ragazzi...
[Dunkey]: Oh.
[Dunkey]: Oh.
[Dunkey]: Help me.
[Dunkey]: Aiuto.
[Leah]: "Kick him off!"
[Leah]: "Buttatelo giù!"
[Leah]: "Hmph!"
[Leah]: "Hmph!"
[Dunkey]: No! No! [Leah]: *laughing*
[Dunkey]: No! No! [Leah]: *Ride*
[Jesse]: "Okay, now I'm gonna go die. I'll be right back, guys."
[Jesse]: "Ok, ora muoio. Torno subito, ragazzi."
Watch. When Jesse spawns back in,
Guardate. Quando Jesse respawna,
he'll drop from the sky, onto the catapult,
cadrà dal cielo, sopra la catapulta,
and launch me over the wall.
lanciandomi oltre il muro.
*splat*
*Splat*
*laughter*
*Risate*
"You will show the world. I believe in you. Your tiny legs."
"Mostrerai il mondo. Io credo in te. Le tue piccole gambe."
"Hopefully they can function anymore."
"Fortunatamente non funzionano più."
Yooka-Laylee! Oh my god, they have Yooka-Laylee in here.
Yooka.Laylee! Oddio, c'è Yooka-Laylee qui.
Oh my god.
Oddio.
"You're not Yooka-Laylee, so fuck off."
"Non sei Yooka-Laylee, quindi fottiti."
"Yeah, okay." "Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's Yooka-Laylee, brah." "Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's Yooka-Laylee, brah."
"Yeah, ok." "Yeah, sono abbastanza sicuro che sia Yooka-Layee, bro."
"OH, BANANA!"
"OH, BANANA!"
"You won't jump in."
"Non vuoi saltarci dentro."
Oh yeah?
Ah sì?
You don't think I will?
Pensi che non lo farò?
"You won't jump in. I'll give you some honey if you do."
"Non vuoi saltarci dentro. Ti do' del miele se lo fai."
You don't think I fucking will?! Huh?!
Pensi che non lo farò?! Huh?!
"I'll give you some honey, bro!"
"Ti do' del miele, bro!"
You don't think I will? Here I go! Woo!
Pensi che non lo farò? Vado! Woo!
*Dark Souls death*
*Morte di Dark Souls*
Aw, dammit... *Dark Souls death*
Aw, dannazione... *Morte di Dark Souls*
This damn- *Dark Souls death*
Questo dannat- *Morte di Dark Souls*
Alright, get in there, Bowser. Stupid bastard.
Ok, entra dentro, Bowser. Stupido bastardo.
"Alright, Piccolo. Go."
"Ok, Piccolo. Vai."
Next guy. Come on.
Prossimo tizio. Forza.
"Alright." "Piglet, jump in." "Oh, you can go in there?"
"Ok." "Piglet, salta dentro." "Oh, puoi entrarci?"
"This is my moment."
"E' il mio momento."
"Hey Dogman, jump down."
"Hey Uomocane, salta giù."
"Alright."
"Ok."
"Sike, you bitches! You can't kill me!"
"Succhiate, puttanelle! Non potete uccidermi!"
"Oh shit! Oh shit!"
"Oh merda! Oh merda!"
*quack quack*
*Quack quack*
Gimme that duck!
Dammi 'sta papera!
*quack quack*
*Quack quack*
Gimme that!
Dammela!
*quack quack*
*Quack quack*
Gimme that shit!
Dammi 'sta merda!
*quack quack*
*Quack quack*
NRGH!!
NRGH!!
"Garfield!" "It's Garfield."
"Garfield!" "E' Garfield."
"Gar-fellow!" "Give- Give-"
"Gar-gazzo!" "Dammi- Dammi-"
"Give 'la saga'!"
"Dammi 'la saga'!"
Get the fuck outta here, Garf-
Vai via dal cazzo, Garf-
I said I never- I never want to see you in here.
avevo detto che non avrei mai-mai più voluto vederti qui
Didn't I say that?
non l' avevo detto?
"Winnie the Pooh!" "Kick him out!"
"Winnie the Pooh!" "Buttalo fuori"
"Kick him out!"
"Buttalo fuori"
Didn't I say that shit? "Kick him out!"
Non avevo detto quella merda? "Buttalo fuori!"
"Get 'em outta 'ere!"
"Portatelo via"
"Get the fuck outta here!" Kill him!
"Via dal cazzo!" Uccidetelo!
Everybody kill him!
Uccidetelo tutti!
"Get it, boys!"
"Prendetelo, ragazzi!"
Kill that fucking Garfield!
Uccidete quel fottuto garfield!
He's going in the bathroom!
Sta andando al bagno
"Oh shit!" "Fuck him up!"
"Oh cazzo!" "Facciamogli il culo!"
Everybody... Beat the shit outta Garfield!
tutti... facciamo tutti il culo a quel garfield!
*chaotic chat* Kill him! Get in there, kill him!
*chat caotica* Uccidetelo! Vieni qui, Uccidetelo!
*chaotic chat* Everybody kill him. Come on.
*Chat caotica* Uccidiamolo. Avanti.
*chaotic chat* Kill, kill, yeah.
*chat caotica* Uccidi, Uccidi, yeah.
"Oh shit."
"oh merda."
"Take this bitch."
"odio sta troia."
"Whoa!" Get him!
"Whoa!" Prendetelo!
"Come back here, Hank Hill!" "Whoa!"
"Torna qui Hank Hill!" "Whoa!"
"Whoa!"
"Whoa!"
Shoot him! "Goddammit! Whoa!"
Sparategli! "Cricchiosanto! Whoa!"
Come on! "Goddammit! Whoa!"
Andiamo! "Whoa!"
"Goddammit! Whoa!"
"Help!" Get over here, Hill Hank!
"Aiuto!" Vieni qui, Hill Hank!
Get over here, Hill Hank!
Vieni qui, Hill Hank!
"Somebody contact the authorities!"
"Qualcuno chiami le autorità!"
"I'm being chased! Whoa!"
"Sto venendo inseguito! Whoa!"
Get 'im!
Prendetelo!
"You ever been to Chili's?"
"sei mai stato al chilli's?"
Oh my god...
oddio...
"Don't get me started with Chili's, bro."
"non farmi iniziare col chilli's, fratello."
"Don't get me started with Chili's, bro." "I am a huge fan of Chili's."
"non farmi iniziare col chilli's, fratello." "sono un fan accanito del chilli's."
"I am a huge fan of Chili's."
"sono un fan accanito del chilli's."
"This guy knows what he's talking about."
"questo tizio sa bene di cosa sta parlando."
"I went to Chili's, you know. Kind of funny story, you know."
"sono andato al chilli's, sai... un sacco di episodi divertenti, sai."
"One time I walked into Chili's..."
"una volta sono entrato dento al chilli's..."
[Leah]: "Um, at Chili's, I like to order the Crispy Chicken Crispers."
[Leah]: "Um, al chilli's, adoro ordinare il Crispy Chicken Crispers."
"Wha?"
"perchè?"
No, babe! Don't talk to him! Stop!
no, piccola! Non parlargli! Basta!
[Leah]: "What?"
[Leah]: "perchè?"
"I've only been to Chili's actually twice."
"onestamente sono andato al chilli's solo due volte."
Here we go again.
Ci risiamo.
"I was at a local bar, and..."
"ero in un bar locale, e..."
"I was at a local bar, and..." "Oh my god, there's somebody stuck under the ground."
"ero in un bar locale, e..." "oh mio dio c' è qualcuno incollato sotto il pavimento."
"Oh my god, there's somebody stuck under the ground."
"oh mio dio c' è qualcuno incollato sotto il pavimento."
"It's actually right- A funny story."
"I was actually right outside of Wal Mart."
"Help me!"
"Aiutatemi!"
"MMMMMMM!"
"MMMMMMM!"
"Don't make me angry, boi!"
"Non fatemi arrabbiare, boi!"
"Do not threaten me!"
"Don't make me angry!"
"I'm not afraid of you!"
AAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, you can be Gorgan Morgan!
*GASP* CRASH BANDICOOT!
*GASP* CHUCK E. CHEESE-
*GASP*
YOU CAN BE HEY ARNOLD!
They did really good on this one. I gotta say.
"I'm gonna touch you."
"Fuck bears!" "I'm gonna touch you."
"I'm gonna touch you." [Dunkey]: Don't you fuckin-
[Dunkey]: Don't you fucking touch me!
"Just- Just a little-"
[Dunkey]: Get away! "Just a little, please!"
[Dunkey]: Get away! "Oh jeez, Winnie the Pooh-"
"Are you okay?"
"I'm good, dude. What are you- What? Fucking A..."
"Dude, your hands are like fucking breaking."
HNNNBLEAGHBLARGNGRHBLEAGHHNNNBLRGNGRH
[Leah]: "...need...Chili's..."
[Leah]: "Bye."
*splat*
"Funny story 'cause uh... One time I was at Chili's..."
Whoa.
Is that Shaggy from Scooby Doo drinking a beer?
That is where I draw the line. Come on, Master Chief.
Let's get the FUCK outta here. Come.
"Windows 95 is here!"
Windows Ninety Fi-?!
"Yo, Windows!" Oh my god-
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
I can't believe they got the real Windows 95.
"Hey, hey!" I can't believe they got the real Windows 95.
"Look inside of him! Look inside of him!"
What? "Look inside of him!"
"Hey."
*laughter* Oh shit!
Wait a minute...Shrek's head isn't that big!
IT'S FUCKING GARFIELD! Kill him!
Everybody get that motherfuckin' Garfield!
[Outro]
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