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Work is really starting to pile up.
Работы становится слишком много.
For scientists, you think these people would catch on faster. We're only on quantum tangibility.
Для учёных, думаешь, эти люди схватывали бы всё быстрее. А мы только на квантовой осязаемости.
Mom may need to request some brighter candidates.
Маме стоит попросить кандидатов получше.
Mom speaks every language and frequency, but layman is not one of them.
Мама говорит на каждом языке, и на каждой волне, но не языке дилетантов.
How do they expect us to take- [vacuum cleaner sound]
Как они ожидают от нас-
[doorbell rings] Oh, Diane is here. I should go change into something less cute, for subconscious comparability.
О, Диана пришла. Мне стоит пойти и переодеться во что-то мене милое, для подсознательной сопоставимости.
All right, vacuuming's all done. What should Dad do now?
Ладно, я всё пропылелосил. Чем бы Папе заняться теперь?
Hmm. Maybe Dad should start building his shed, to show Neighbor what a real shed looks like.
Может Папе начать строить свой сарай, чтобы показать Соседу как выглядит настоящий сарай.
What is in Neighbor's shed? Why was there blue light coming from under the door?
Что в сарае Соседа? Почему под дверью синий свет?
And did Dad hear... humming? Hmm.
И почему Папа слышал...гул? Хмм
Or Dad could play more of the digital visual entertainment Minecraft that all the kids are playing.
Или Папа мог бы сыграть в цифровую визиальную игру Майнкрафт в которую сейчас играют все дети.
I wonder if he could build a shed in Minecraft.
Интересно, мог бы ли он построить сарай в Майнкрафте.
Maybe there's a True Value in Minecraft.
Может в Майнкрафте есть True Value.
If Dad played Minecraft, he might be the number one YouTuber faster than he thought.
Если Папа начнёт играть в Майнкрафт, то он станет ютубером номер один, быстрее чем он думал.
Maybe Dad should boot up the e-computer and give this game another whirl.
Может Папе стоит запустить и-компьютер и попробавть поиграть.
(MOM): Hey Dad. (DAD): Oh, hi Cheryl.
(МАМА): Привет, Папа. (ПАПА): О, приветик Шерил.
Oh, uh, hey Diane. (DIANE): Hi, good to see you again.
О, э, привет Диана. (ДИАНА): Привет, приятно снова тебя видеть.
(DAD): Yeah, yup, mhm-hmm, good to see you too.
(ПАПА): Ага, да, угу, я тоже рад тебя видеть.
Oh no.
О нет.
There's lingering perfume on my hand from when we greeted.
На моей руке остатки парфюма после приветствия.
Is sniffing cheating? Oh no, I can smell it-
Нюханье это измена? О нет, я уже его чувствую-
[sniffs] Oh, it smells so-
О, пахнет так-
(MOM): What are you doing?
(МАМА): Что ты делаешь?
(DAD): Oh, uh- hi, I'm just looking for boogers inside my nose. Oh, there they are!
(ПАПА): О, э, приветик, я просто ищу козявки в своём носу. О, вот и они!
(DIANE): [laughs] I just love laughing!
(ДИАНА): Я просто обожаю смеяться!
Abner never tells me jokes.
Абнэр никогда не рассказывает мне шутки.
You should come over and tell me Dad jokes sometime.
Тебе стоит придти и пошутить в стиле Папы, как-нибудь.
Like your famous pancake joke? Oh, I love that one!
Как твоя шутка про блинчики? О, я её обожаю!
(DAD): Uh, I don't know if that's such a-
(ПАПА:) Ээм, не думаю что это хорошая иде-
[orb sound] Yes, I will come over and tell you jokes anytime, Diane.
Да, я приду и пошучу для тебя в любое время, Диана.
[orb sound] (DIANE): Great! Bye, Dad.
(ДИАНА): Отлично! Пока, Папа!
Bye, Cheryl.
Пока, Шерил.
(DAD): Bye-bye...
(ПАПА): Пока-пока...
Diane.
Диана.
[Mom makes frustrated noise] (DAD:) Huh?
А?
Cheryl?
Шерил?
Oh.
Ох.
Poor FOOD.
Бедная ЕДА.
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