EVERYTHING IS FINE Dad English Italian

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English Francis Cooper

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Italian MakinDay

Finnish HoodedCrows

[sigh]

[uff]

[Malvin:] I mean...

[Malvin:] Voglio dire...

How much longer are we gonna drag this thing out, Cheryl?

Per quanto ancora ci vogliamo dilungare, Cheryl?

[Cheryl:] I don't want to talk about that, okay?

[Cheryl:] Non ne voglio parlare, ok?

[Malvin:] [sighs] Not much has changed, I see.

[Malvin:] [sospira] Vedo che non sei cambiata molto.

[Cheryl:] Put this in your ear.

[Cheryl:] Mettiti questo nell'orecchio.

[whirring, electronic noises]

[ronzio, rumori elettronici]

[Cheryl, telepathically:] Can you hear me?

[Cheryl, telepaticamente:] Mi riesci a sentire?

[Malvin, telepathically:] What is this thing?

[Malvin, telepaticamente:] Cos'è questa cosa?

[Cheryl:] It's a neo-neurotransmitter. It transmits your thoughts into audio. No one can hear us in here.

[Cheryl:] Un nuovo neo-trasmettitore. Trasmette i tuoi pensieri in formato audio. Nessuno ci può sentire così.

[Malvin:] Are you afraid of people hearing about our divorce?

[Malvin:] Hai paura che qualcuno possa sentirci parlare del nostro divorzio?

[Chery:] [sighs] I don't want to get into that. We both agreed on the divorce.

[Chery:] [sospira] Non ne voglio parlare. Entrambi abbiamo accettato il divorzio.

[Malvin:] You didn't give me much of a choice.

[Malvin:] Non mi hai dato molta scelta.

[Cheryl:] Malvin, you know I still love you.

[Cheryl:] Malvin, sai che ti amo ancora.

[Malvin:] Then why aren't we together?

[Malvin:] Allora perché non stiamo assieme?

[Cheryl:] Because...

[Cheryl:] Perché...

We died when we lost her.

Siamo morti quando l'abbiamo persa.

I'm not the same person anymore.

Non sono più la stessa persona.

[Malvin:] I love whoever you are.

[Malvin:] Mi piaci chiunque tu sia.

[Cheryl:] Yeah, well, I don't love me. I'm a horrible mother.

[Cheryl:] Già, beh, io non mi amo. Sono una madre terribile.

[Malvin:] Come on, Cheryl. You did nothing wrong.

[Malvin:] Avanti, Cheryl. Non hai fatto niente di male.

And we don't know that she's gone.

E non sappiamo se è persa per davvero.

[Cheryl:] I need a favor from you.

[Cheryl:] Ho bisogno di un favore.

[Malvin:] Babe, anything.

[Malvin:] Amore, qualsiasi cosa.

[Cheryl:] It's a big one.

[Cheryl:] È importante.

[Malvin:] Anything.

[Malvin:] Qualsiasi cosa.

[Cheryl sighs]

[Cheryl sospira]

[Cheryl:] I've kidnapped someone, and I need you to help me keep him sedated

[Cheryl:] Ho rapito qualcuno, e ho bisogno del tuo aiuto per tenerlo sedato

so I can continue my quantum physics research.

così che io possa continuare a lavorare alla mia ricerca di fisica quantistica.

[Malvin, yelling:] WHAT THE FU- [Ominous, yet quiet buzz]

[Malvin, urlando:] Ma che ca- OGGI

[ding] [Buzz stops, pulsating wave begins]

[ding]

[ding] [Pulsating stops] [Fast Music]

[ding]

[Cheryl breathes heavily]

[Cheryl respira profondamente]

[Daughter:] Hey, Mom.

[Figlia:] Ehi, Mamma.

[Cheryl:] Everything is fine!

[Cheryl:] Va tutto bene!

[Daughter:] What?

[Figlia:] Cosa?

[Cheryl:] Hi, Daughter. Yes, what--- what do you need?

[Cheryl:] Ciao, figlia. Si, cosa? Di cosa hai bisogno?

[Daughter:] Where's Dad? I haven't seen him in a few days.

[Figlia:] Dov'è Papà? Non lo vedo da giorni.

[Cheryl:] Well, he must be working late. Um...

[Cheryl:] Beh, starà lavorando fino a tardi. Ehm...

Don't you need to go to the mall or something?

Non devi andare al centro commerciale o qualcosa del genere?

[Daughter:] Mom! Are you all right?

[Figlia:] Mamma! Va tutto bene?

[Mom:] Yes, everything is fine! Go to the mall.

[Mamma:] Si, va tutto bene! Vai al centro commerciale.

[Daughter:] Wow.

[Figlia:] Wow.

[electronic noises, Daughter groans erratically]

[rumori elettronici, Figlia geme in modo irregolare]

[Daughter beeps and groans]

[Figlia fa Bip e geme]

[phone rings]

[il telefono squilla]

Yes.

Si.

No, Dad is okay. He's just got a cold.

No, Papà sta bene. ha solo il raffreddore.

Sorry, I thought he told you.

Scusi, pensavo glielo avesse detto.

Yeah, no, he still wants the job, don't worry.

Si, no, vuole ancora il lavoro, non si preoccupi.

He's feeling better. He'll be back at work today, thank you.

Si sente già meglio. Tornerà al lavoro oggi. Grazie.

[kiss, electronic sounds]

[bacio, rumore elettronico]

[Dadbot:] Hi, welcome to Dadbot.

[Papàbot:] Salve, benvenuti a Papàbot.

[Cheryl:] Yeah, Dadbot.

[Cheryl:] Si, Papàbot.

[Dadbot:] Okay. Bye-bye.

[Papàbot:] Ok. Ciao ciao.

[Daughter beeps and groans]

[Figlia fa Bip e geme]

[Cheryl:] It's all falling apart.

[Cheryl:] Sta andando tutto in malora.

[Client:] This is some good tea. [Music slows down, lowers, and fades out] [Slow calming music] [Music lowers, then bends pitch]

[Cliente:] Questo si che è un buon Tè.

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