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Entertainment 22.1M views 242K likes 5.7K dislikes 08 Sep 2015 Show Contributors 7

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Contributed subtitles

Spanish Elio Bazan Donayre

Portuguese Lipe Memes

Turkish Dilara

German UC_VlW1JRNXMv0yj4UVA5hlQ

Polish Mikołaj Opic

Swedish A

Danish dippin dots

- White people be like:

- Weiße Menschen wie:

- Hello, my name is Roger.

- Hallo, mein Name ist Roger.

I drive a Ford Focus and I drink soy milk.

Ich fahre einen Ford Focus und ich trinke Sojamilch.

(laughter)

(Lachen) PS.Geschreibt bein PolishCat

- Black people be like:

- Schwarze Menschen sind wie:

- What?!

- Was denn ?!

Go ahead and finish it, man.

Gehen Sie vor und fertig, Mann.

What do Black people be like?

Was sind schwarze Menschen?

- Okay, let's go!

- Okay, dann los!

- I love Tyler Perry.

- Ich liebe Tyler Perry.

- (Ian) Every Vine ever.

- (Ian) Jeder Vine

- Smack cam!

(air horn blares) - OOOOH!

(Hornklingen) - OOOOH!

MY EYEEEEE!

MEIN AUGEEEEE!

- (Ian) Every Vine ever.

- (Ian) Jeder Vine

- Are you sure this is gonna work? - Dude, totally!

- Sind Sie sicher, dass das funktionieren wird? - Mann, ganz!

Just hit that ramp, you'll fall in that soft pile of leaves.

Schlagen Sie einfach diese Rampe, Sie fallen in diesem weichen Stapel der Blätter.

It'll be a hilarious fail. Go!

Es wird ein unglaublich witzig ausfallen. Gehen!

Oh my god... face-first into a fire hydrant?

Oh mein Gott ... Face-First in ein Feuer Hydrant?

That is EPIC!!! Whoa, good thinking, little bro.

Das ist EPIC !!! Whoa, gutes Denken, kleiner Bruder.

Yeah!

Ja!

- (Ian) Every Vine.

- (lan) Jeden Vine

- (soulfully) ♪ I don't think so-o-o-o ♪

- (soulfully) ♪ Ich glaube nicht, so-o-o-o ♪

Yeah.

Ja.

(ka-ching!) - (soulfully) ♪ I don't think so-o-o-o ♪

(Ka-ching!) - (soulfully) ♪ Ich glaube nicht, so-o-o-o ♪

♪ (happy-go-lucky music) ♪

♪ (glücklich-gehen-glückliche Musik) ♪

♪ (ominous music) ♪

♪ (ominöse Musik) ♪

OH-HO!

OH HO!

(singing) ♪ I don't think so-o-o-o-o ♪

(Gesang) ♪ Ich glaube nicht, so-o-o-o-o ♪

- (Ian) Every six second loop ever.

- (Ian) Alle sechs Sekunde Loop.

- Hey, what's up, Vine?

- Hey, was ist los, Vine?

Make sure to follow me on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Tumblr,

Achten Sie darauf, folgen Sie mir auf Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Tumblr,

Facebook, Photobucket, Yelp-- uh, no, no, no.

Oh, f-- DAMMIT!

Oh, f-Dämmerung!

Okay. (takes a breath)

Okay. (Atmet ein)

(speaking faster) Hey, guys! Make sure to follow me on Twitter,

(Sprechen schneller) Hey, Jungs! Achten Sie darauf, mir auf Twitter folgen,

Snapchat, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, uh... Google, Apple Maps,

Snapchat, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, uh ... Google, Apple-Karten,

uh, t-- (heavy sigh)

Uh, t- (schwerer Seufzer)

(speaking rapidly) Hey, guys! Make sure to follow me on Instagram,

(Sprechen schnell) Hey, Jungs! Vergewissern Sie sich, folgen Sie mir auf Instagram,

Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook, Spotify, healthcare.gov,

Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook, Spotify, Gesundheitswesen.gov,

Yahoo, Instagram, Apple Maps, Tinder-- F*CK NO!!!

Yahoo, Instagram, Apple-Karten, Zunder-- F * CK NO !!!

Mooom? I need another phone again.

Mama? Ich brauche wieder ein Telefon.

- (Ian) Every GIF ever.

- (Ian) Jedes GIF je.

♪ (steamy music) ♪

- Oh, yeah, that's gonna make a great Vine.

- Oh, ja, das wird eine große Vine machen.

I'm gonna post this right now.

Ich bin Zu gehen post dies jetzt.

- (Ian) Every Vine be like:

- (Ian) Jede Vine ist wie:

- So he carried you home?

- Also trug er dich nach Hause?

I guess that's why they call it a "pick up line".

Ich denke, das ist, warum sie es nennen eine "Pick-up-Linie".

(laughs)

(Lacht)

Was that good?

War das gut?

- So good! Hilarious.

- So gut! Unglaublich.

- Was it? - Yes, don't doubt yourself.

- War es? - Ja, zweifle nicht.

Guys?

Jungs?

- You are awesome! - Come on, you are so great.

- Du bist toll! - Komm, du bist so groß.

- Don't doubt it. - I mean, come on!

- Zweifle nicht daran. - Ich meine, komm schon!

- Yeah!

- Ja!

- (Ian) Vine.

(chuckles)

(Klappen)

- DOUBLE SMACK CAM!!!

- DOPPELTE SMACK CAM !!!

- No! NOOOO! (air horn blares)

- Nein! NEINNNN! (Hornklingen)

AAAH, MY OTHER EYE!

AAAH, MEIN ANDERES AUGE!

AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

- (Ian) Do it for the Vine!

- (Ian) Mach es für die Vine!

- So you're a pretty cool girl.

- Du bist also ein ziemlich cooles Mädchen.

Do you ever think you wanna go out with me sometime?

Haben Sie jemals denken, Sie wollen gehen mit mir irgendwann?

- (singing soulfully) ♪ I don't think so-o-o-o-o-whoaaaaa ♪

- (singen seelenvoll) ♪ Ich glaube nicht, so-o-o-o-o-whoaaaaa ♪

- (Ian) VINE!

♪ (EDM music) ♪

♪ (EDM-Musik) ♪

(vapid giggle) Girls be like:

(Vapid giggle) Mädchen wie:

(cheerfully) Girls be like...

(Fröhlich) Mädchen wie ...

(lauter Zusammenstoß)

- (Ian) Every seamless loop ever.

- (Ian) Jede Seamless-Loop.

- Remember, happiness is the way.

- Denken Sie daran, das Glück ist der Weg.

Always be good to your bae.

Immer gut zu Ihrem bae. (was is bae in deutsch WTF)

- Babe, are you hungry? I made that soup you like.

- Babe, bist du hungrig? Ich habe die Suppe, die Sie mögen. (und shon weider was is Babe In deutsch WTF)

I slaved over it for hours. I'd hope you--

Ich sträubte mich stundenlang darüber. Ich würde Sie hoffen -

(spits loudly) (squeals)

(Spuckt laut) (Quietschen)

- THIS TASTES LIKE SH*T!

- DIESE GESCHMÄSSE WIE SCHIE**

- (Ian) Every trick shot ever.

- (Ian) Jeder Trickschuss aller Zeiten.

- After looking at your chart,

- Nach dem Betrachten Ihres Diagramms,

it does appear that you have herpes.

Es scheint, dass Sie Herpes haben.

- (sighs) Oh my god!

- (seufzt) Oh mein Gott!

- I'm very sorry.

- Es tut mir sehr leid.

- How bad is it?

- Wie schlimm ist es?

- It's... it's pretty bad.

- Es ist ... es ist ziemlich schlecht.

- But do you think I'll live?

- Aber glaubst du, ich werde leben?

- (singing soulfully) ♪ I don't think so-o-o-o-aaaaah ♪

- (singen seelenvoll) ♪ Ich denke nicht so-o-o-o-aaaaah ♪

- God f*cking dammit!!! - ♪ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ♪

- Gott f * cking Verdammung !!! - ♪ Aaaaaaaaaaaah ♪ (Was is fucking in deutsch)

- (Ian) Every Vine ever.

- (Ian) Jeder Vine.

- (whimpering) Oh my god.

- (wimmernd) Oh mein Gott.

- I actually feel kinda bad.

- Ich fühle mich wirklich schlecht.

Hey, man, I just wanna say I'm really sorry for this

Hey, Mann, ich möchte nur sagen, dass es mir wirklich leid tut

ULTIMATE SMACK DOWN!!!!

ULTIMATE SMACK DOWN !!!!

(air horn blares)

(Hornklingen)

(Ian splutters and screams)

(Ian Splitter und Schreie)

- (Ian) Hey, guys, thank you so much for watching.

- (Ian) Hey, Jungs, vielen Dank fürs Zuschauen.

Click the video on the left to see bloopers and this "thirsty" deleted scene:

Klicken Sie auf das Video auf der linken Seite zu sehen, Bloopers und diese "durstige" gelöschte Szene:

♪ (steamy music) ♪

♪ (dampfige Musik) ♪

- Son, the Hot Pockets are-- (loud gasp)

- Son, die Hot Pockets sind - (laute keuchend)

- Yeah! - (dad) Oh god!

- Ja! - (Papa) Oh Gott!

- Dad, get out! We're making a thirst trap video!

- Papa, raus! Wir machen ein Durst-Video!

- (Ian) And click the video on the right to see our new show

- (Ian) Und klicken Sie auf das Video auf der rechten Seite, um unsere neue Show zu sehen

Seriously Stupid Sleepover, featuring the bathboys.

Ernsthaft dumme Sleepover, mit den Badboys.

- Whoever can throw up the first wins. - NO!

- Wer kann werfen die ersten Siege. - NEIN!

- Yeah.

- Ja.

(glugging) (loud belch)

(Glühende) (laute Rülpsen)

(woman screeches)

(Frau kreischt)

- (Ian) It's not that stupid.

- (Ian) Es ist nicht so dumm.

Just watch it, you'll see.

Seht nur, ihr werdet sehen.

And if you're watching this on a TV or touchscreen device,

Und wenn Sie dies auf einem Fernseher oder Touchscreen-Gerät,

all the links are in the description below.

Alle links sind in der Beschreibung unten.

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