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Dude, this party's gonna be so sick!
Amico, questa festa sarà incredibile!
Yeah, man, I've been waiting all week for this.
Sì, amico, ho aspettato tutta la settimana per questo.
Yeah!
si!
(dance music)
(musica dance)
(both) Let's party!
(entrambi) facciamo festa!
(silence)
(silenzio)
(cell phones blooping)
(blooping dei telefoni cellulari)
(Ian) Every party ever!
(Ian) Ad ogni festa!
Hey, can you play that one song that goes like
Ehi, puoi suonare quella canzone che fa tipo..
"Dee dah dah dee lee yes?"
"Dee dah dah dee lee sì?"
(techno music)
(musica techno)
Dee dah dah dee lee
Dee dah dah dee lee
YES!
SI!
- Dee dah dah dee-- - Whoo!
- Dee dah dah dee-- - Whoo!
(Ian) Every party ever.
(Ian) Ad ogni festa.
Oh my god!
Dio mio!
This guy's passed out and I don't think he's breathing.
Questo ragazzo è svenuto e non credo che stia respirando.
Can someone help?
Ce' qualcuno che può aiutare?
Don't you worry.
Non preoccuparti.
I know just what to do.
So esattamente cosa fare.
(ding!)
(ding!)
(chanting) Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis!
(canto) Pene! Pene! Pene! Pene!
(all) YEAH!
(tutti) SI!
(Ian) Every party ever.
(Ian) Ad ogni festa.
Screw guys.
Fanculo ai ragazzi.
I just wanna have both my girls tonight.
Voglio avere le mie ragazze stasera.
WHOOOO!
Whoooo!
(steamy music)
(musica vaporosa)
- [?] - Mm, I know!
- [?] - Mm, lo so!
(Ian) Ever.
(Ian) Sempre.
(dance music gets turned off)
(la musica viene spenta)
Your body is a wonderland.
Il tuo corpo è un paese delle meraviglie.
(booing)
(Fischi)
(grunting)
(Grugnito)
Play that dee dah dah dee lee yeah song!
Metti quella canzone! dee dah dah dee lee yeah!
(all whoop)
(tutti cheep)
Dee dah dah lee diddly yeah
Dee dah dàh lee diddly yeah
(Ian) Ever, ever, ever.
(Ian) Sempre, sempre, sempre.
Ew! Who's that old guy?
Ew! Chi è quel vecchio?
No one.
Nessuno.
He shows up to every party.
Si presenta ad ogni festa.
Didn't he graduate, like, four years ago?
Non si è laureato, come, quattro anni fa?
Right?
già!?
Gonna be knee-deep in that bees wax.
Sarà gonfiato in quella cera d'api.
(spitting)
(Sputo)
(Ian) Ever.
(Ian) Sempre.
Yo, man, that's a nice shirt.
Yo, amico, bella camicia.
What'd you say about my girlfriend?
Cosa hai detto della mia ragazza?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
That's a nice shirt.
è una bella camicia.
My mom's not fat!
Mamma non è grassa!
(groaning)
(Gemito)
(Ian) Meh.
(Ian) Meh.
Party's pretty lame, right?
La festa è squallida, vero?
Uh, actually, we're having a pretty great time.
Uh, in realtà, ci stiamo abbastanza divertendo.
Hey, you guys wanna take this to... the next level?
Hei, voi ragazzi volete portarlo ... ad un livello successivo?
No.
No.
Yeah, I know, that stuff's for pussies, right?
Si, lo so, quella roba è per gli sfigati, giusto?
What you guys know about the EACH?
Che cosa conoscete dell'ANDEGGINA?
Dude, that's literally just bleach.
Amico, quella è letteralmente solo candeggina.
It could kill you.
Potrebbe ucciderti.
Yeah, if you're a wussy.
Sì, se sei un codardo sfigato.
Let's take this to the next, next level.
Portiamolo al prossimo, prossimo livello.
What you guys know about the SEP..
Quello che sapete del SEP ..
SEPPAKU!
SEPPAKU!
(grunting)
(Grugnito)
What the f*ck, dude?!
Checcaz**, Amico?!
Bros, where're you goin'?
Fra, dove state andando?
(scoffs) This party blows.
(sbuffa) Questa festa fa schifo.
(Ian grunts)
(Ian grugnisce)
(cop siren wails)
(sirene della polizia)
All right, everybody, party's over.
Va bene, tutti, la festa è finita.
Shut it down.
Spegnetelo.
- (music stops) - (Everyone "awws")
- (la musica si arresta) - (tutti "aww")
Aww, look, I'm sorry
Ascolta, mi dispiace
but we just got a call from an 80 year old woman
ma abbiamo appena ricevuto una chiamata da una donna di 80 anni
who lives 17 miles away.
che vive a 17 miglia di distanza.
Dude, how would she even hear us?
Amico, come avrebbe fatto a sentirci?
(man) What did you say about my girlfriend?!
(uomo) Cosa hai detto della mia ragazza ?!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, yes!
Oh! Sì!
(moaning)
(mugolio)
That is niiice.
Quello mi piaceee.
(Ian) Every. Party. Ever!
(Ian) Ad. Ogni. Festa!
(Ian) Hey, guys, thank you so much
(Ian) Ehi, ragazzi, grazie mille
for watching our new Every [Blank] Ever series.
per aver guardato la nostra nuova serie di "Ever".
We have a new episode coming out every other Tuesday,
Abbiamo nuovi episodi ogni altro martedì
so don't forget to subscribe.
quindi non dimenticate di iscrivervi.
(Anthony) Click the video on the left
(Anthony) Fai clic sul video a sinistra
to see a deleted scene and bloopers...
per vedere le scene eliminate ed i bloopers ...
(giggling) F*ck!
(ridacchiando) Ca**o!
- (laughter) - Sorry!
- (risata) - scusa!
.. and click the video on the right
.. e clicca sul video a destra
to see our previous video of Every Instagram Ever.
per vedere il nostro precedente video su "Every Instagram Ever".
Oh, yeah.
Oh, si.
Yeah, that's really hot, man.
Già, è davvero caldo, Amico.
All right, you do me know.
D'accordo, fammi sapere.
Mom made hot pock-- oh!
Mamma fece caldo pock-- oh!
Hello!
Ciao!
(Ian) Also, if you're watching this on a phone
(Ian) inoltre, se stai guardando questo video su telefono
or tablet, all these links are in the description box below.
o tablet, tutti questi collegamenti si trovano nella descrizione qui sotto.
(Anthony) Thanks so much guys. We love you!
(Anthony) Grazie mille ragazzi. Vi vogliamo bene!
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