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Wow
Ufff
Do you know what I love the most about you?
Sabes lo que más amo de ti?
What?
- Qué? - El tamaño de tu polla.
The size of your dick. Really?
En serio? Nunca nadie me lo había dicho...
No one never said that to me.
En serio...
I’m serious…
Es perfecto!
It’s perfect. Really?
Si?
Perfect in what sense of…
Perfecto en qué sentido de...
How big it is?
De grande?
In the sense that doesn’t hurt me.
En el sentido de que no me lastima.
Oh.
Ah.
So that’s perfect!
Entonces es perfecto!
Cause Eduardo, had that fucking hug dick!
Porque Eduardo tenía la mierda de quella polla de él
Oh.
enorme!
Big and thick,
Si...
like a bottle of Coke,
Grande y grueso. Tipo una Coca de 600ml, un Rexona
a Rexona.
Opa!
Wow Swollen
Sólo que más inchado, y rojo.
and red. Do you know when people say ''tananã'' it means what they came for?
Sabes cuando la persona dice ''tananan'' que dice a lo que vino?!
That’s it. He had a dick it means what he came for.
Era eso. Él tenía una polla que dice a lo que vino.
Was it delicious?
Que era una delícia?
It was delicious!
Era una delícia!
But it hurt me. I had to be fucking careful.
Sólo que me lastimaba, tenía que tener un puto cuidado.
With you I don’t have to...
Ya tu no...
That’s awesome, right?
Que bueno, no?!
Yeah I know that you will never hurt me with your dick.
Si y ahí yo se que tu nunca me harás una maldad con tu polla.
You couldn’t, even if you wanted.
Ni lo conseguirías. Aunque lo quisieras mucho.
Even if your dick was too hard.
Ni que la tuvieras muy dura.
Because you still have this that I love in you…
Porque todavía está eso que amo mucho de ti...
Your dick never is too hard.
Tu polla nunca está muy dura.
It’s always… Soft. Kind of soft.
Está siempre... Aguada, medio atontada.
You have a cute dick.
Tu tienes una polla muy cuchi.
- Literally cute, babe. - Babe, babe...
- Literalmente cuchi, mi amor - Amor, amor...
Stop.
Para.
It is a complement, okay?
Es un elogio, ok?!
- Okay, but… Stop. - You have a fucking awesome dick!
- Ok, pero... Vamos a parar. - Tu tienes una polla del carajo!
You have a cool dick,
Tienes una polla del bien,
you have a dick that caress,
una polla que mima,
that hold me, that really caresses, that cherish.
que me acoje, que acaricia, que consuela...
I got it, but…
Entendi pero...
Is that god?
Eso es bueno?
It’s great!
Eso es excelente!
You will never bother me.
Tu nunca me vas a incomodar.
Even when I’m not in the mood to have sex,
Incluso cuando no tengo ganas de follar.
because it doesn’t look like you are inside me.
Porque pareciera que ni lo tengo adentro.
So, I forgot that we are having sex and I optimize my time.
De ahí me olvido que estamos follando y optimizo mi tiempo.
I do a lot of things,.
Hago un monton de cosas.
Shopping list, I meditate…
Lista de compras, yo medito... Varias cosas...
Many things…
Para amor.
Stop babe.
Amor...
Babe… I’m complementing you!
Yo te estoy elogiando.
You have polyvalent dick!
Tú, tienes una polla polivalente.
Sometimes…
A veces así...
I fantasy, it’s a women’s things…
Fantasía, cosas de mujeres...
I imagine myself having sex with other woman,
Yo imagino que estoy follando con otra mujer,
and that she was rubbing her clit on me...
y que ella esta rozando el clitoris en mi...
- Fantasy’s... - Stop babe.
- Fantasías... - Para amor
It’s so good babe, really!
Es una delícia amor!
I... Loved when don’t cume, you know?!
En sério! Yo... Adoro esa cosa de no acabar.
To me an orgasm is… A waste of time.
Sabes?! Pra mi orgasmo es... Perdida de tiempo.
So many this to worry about.
Tantas cosas mejor para preocuparnos.
Myself as an example,
Yo, por ejemplo,
I lost a precious time in my life fucking Eduardo.
perdi un tiempo precioso de mi vida, follando con Eduardo.
- Wow! - Cause if you ask me,
- Opa! - Porque se tu me perguntas,
what I did in 2011 until 2015,
qué es lo que hice de 2011 a 2015, yo no se!
I don’t know! I spend for years on my life, fucking!
Pasé cuatro años, follando!
- Okay. - Look how terrible!
- Ok - Mira que fastidioso!
Babe,
Amor,
tell you are not happy with me…
dime que no estás feliz conmigo...
NO!
No!
And look how awesome it is,
Y mira que belleza,
imagine if I had to worry about being happy…
imagina se tuviera que preocuparme en ser feliz...
He’s here.
Llegó.
Rodrigo this is Eduardo,
Rodrigo, éste es Eduardo
the guy with a big dick that I told you about.
de la polla enorme que te estaba hablando.
I brought to show you.
Lo traje para poder mostrarte.
This is… Soft.
Ésto de aquí, está aguado...
Let me make it hard so you can understand how big get.
Yo voy a hacer lo siguiente, la voy a poner dura para que tu entiendas lo grande del asunto.
Eduardo, I didn’t even touch,
Eduardo, todavía ni te toco
it his thing it’s harder than Rodrigo’s when he is cuming.
y la vaina está más dura que la de Rodrigo cuando él está acabando.
I’m going to have sex with him
Voy a follar con él para que entiendas,
to make you understand,
lo horrible que es para mi,
how horrible it is when I cume three times in a row.
tener que acabar tres veces en secuencia.
Don’t worry about it, a got it babe.
Ah... No hace falta, ya entendí amor...
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