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Listo.
You're the newest owner of a Ferrari.
Felicitaciones, señor Mansur. Ahora es propietario de un Ferrari. Espero que lo aproveche bien.
-Enjoy it. -Thanks.
Gracias.
I just need to confirm some things so we're clear, ok?
Solo necesito confirmar con usted unos datos para terminar, ¿puede ser?
-Sure. -It's a Ferrari Spider.
No hay problema.
Convertible, six gears, power steering,
Usted está comprando un Ferrari Spider, convertible, seis cambios,
F1-Trac, ignition pin,
dirección asistida, transmisión automática, ignición codificada
and smart leather seats, right?
y, para completar, asiento de cuero inteligente.
-Exactly. -Full name, please.
¿Me confirma? -Perfecto. -Correcto.
-Alvaro Mansur Neto. -Okay.
¿Su nombre completo? Álvaro Mansur Neto.
Address?
Ok.
36 Angelina Vita St. Penthouse.
¿Dirección? Calle Angelina Vita, n. 36, [penthouse].
-Okay. Social Security? -Number 085.827.517-109.
Ok. ¿RUT? 085.827.517.109
-ID? -Number 101.687.085-5.
¿DNI? 101687085-5
-Dick size? -What did you say?
¿Tamaño de la polla?
-Dick size. -Is that a joke?
¿Qué? Tamaño de la polla.
No. I need to know your dick's length.
Es un chiste, ¿no? No, necesito saber el tamaño de su polla, señor.
Why do you need to know that?
¿Para qué necesita usted saber el tamaño de mi polla?
For you to buy a Ferrari, your dick can't be bigger than 2".
Es que... Señor Mansur, para comprar un Ferrari, puede tener, como máximo, 5 cm de polla.
-Two? -Two...
¿Cinco? Cinco.
-This doesn't exist. -It does. You can Google Images it.
No, eso no existe. Sí que existe. Si entro al Google Imágenes y busco "5 cm de polla"
No! I'm not saying its doesn't exists people with 2'' dick. I know it does.
-¡No, no, no! -va a haber varias personas que tienen... No digo que no haya gente que tenga 5 cm de polla.
-I know that's a thing. -It does.
Eso yo sé que existe.
What doesn't exist
Existe, sí­.
is asking someone's dick's size to sell them a car.
No existe que usted tenga que saber el tamaño de la polla de una persona
It's not just a car. You're buying a Ferrari here.
para que pueda comprar un carro. Es que no es cualquier carro, no, señor Mansur... Usted está comprando un Ferrari...
If I get a Porsche, I won't go through this embarrassment?
Ah, ok, entonces, si compro un Porsche, ¿no necesito pasar por esta molestia?
It's a Porsche, so you do, Mr. Mansur.
Sí, porque es un Porsche, ¿no es así­, Mansur?
This is not our policy. It's the market's policy.
Fíjese bien. No es una exigencia nuestra, es una norma practicada por todo el mercado.
When it's over R$150,000, there's a dick size chart.
Cuando el carro supera los 150, 200 mil, ya viene con una tablita de tamaño de polla incluida.
It's even worse when buying a 3 million reais car.
Imagine un carro de 3 millones, que es su caso.
So, we have a problem because I have a 7" penis.
Si, pero tenemos un problema, ¿no? Porque, en mi caso, tengo 18 cm de polla.
What's funny? I don't get it.
¿Que pasó? No entendí­.
Mr. Mansur,
¿Por qué?
if you had a 7" dick, you'd be glad to drive a used Honda Fit.
Señor Mansur... Con 18 cm de polla, usted estaría manejando, feliz, un Honda Fit usado.
You'd make out in the back seat of a subcompact or of a Kia Rio.
Estaría­ follando en el asiento de atrás de un Celta o un Corsa.
Maybe getting a nice blowjob on a '96 supermini
Talvez hasta recibiendo una buena mamada en un Uno 96
with steamed up windows. A metallic green car at Lapa's overlook.
todo empañado, verde metálico, en cualquier callejón.
Then you'd clean your dick's head on an Uber X.
Limpiándose la cabeza de la polla en un Uber cualquiera.
You wouldn't spend a house's worth of money on a car.
No estaría aquí gastando el dinero de un piso en un carro
-Makes sense. -So, hear me out.
¿no­, señor Mansur? Si... Puede ser...
Let me help you. I need to sell, you need the car.
Le propongo algo. Ayúdeme a ayudarlo. Yo necesito la venta, usted necesita el carro...
Tell me how big your cock is.
¿Cuánto de polla, señor Mansur?
It's 3.15".
Yo tengo...
Mr. Mansur, don't pull this on me.
Ocho. Oh... ¡Oh, señor Mansur...!
If you are a 3.15,
No me haga esto. ¿Cuántos cm de polla?
I'll send you to Toyota's dealership.
Con 8 cm de polla, puedo mandarlo a Toyota, acá­ al lado.
Maybe you can get a used BMW.
Como máximo, a comprar un BMW usado.
Gilmar, isn't there anything we can do?
Oh, Gilmar... ¿No habrá nada...
I don't know. But I'll be honest with you.
que podamos hacer, de repente? No sé... Seré sincero contigo, Gilmar.
To be frank, my dick is 2.75" long.
Realmente...
There's a big difference between 2" and 2.75".
Yo tengo 7 cm. Es que de 7 a 5 es mucho, ¿no, señor Mansur?
-It's just .75". -It makes a big difference. Especially in the winter time.
¡Joder, son 2 cm de verga, Gilmar! Dos cm de verga hacen mucha diferencia, más con este frío.
Gilmar, is it 2" after a hard on?
Oh, Gilmar. ¿Esos 5 cm son de polla dura o blanda?
Yes, it's measured when it's hard.
Es duro.
-I can make an exception. -Can it be when it's flaccid?
Pero puedo... La puedo dejarlo por blanda para usted. ¡Carajo! ¿De polla blanda?
So, I'm getting a yellow and a red Ferrari.
¡Entonces, dame un amarillo y un rojo! Traductor: Corrección: Carina de C Álvarez
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