A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 6YouTube↗  IA↗(long shot)
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Italian Paola Perri
Czech Dust
Swedish Wilma Bard
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Spanish (Latin America) Daniela Roa
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Dumbledore: Well if it isn't Harry f***in Potter
Men er det ikke Harry f*cking Potter.
I haven't seen you since you were a cute little baby.
Jeg har ikke set dig siden du var et nuttet lille spædbarn.
Didn't you grow up into a sexy little bitch like your father.
Du er vokset op til en sexet lille dulle ligesom din far.
Harry: You knew my dad?
Du kendte min far?
Dumbledore: I sure did and your mom too.
Det gjorde jeg, og også din mor.
Both of them were in Gryffindor house when they came to Hogwarts.
De var begge i Gryffindor, da de kom til Hogwarts.
I forget where the scarf put them though.
Men jeg har glemt hvor tørklædet pladserede dem.
Harry: What did you get sorted when you came to Hogwarts?
Hvad blev du fordelt som, da du kom til Hogwarts?
Dumbledore: Gay as the fourth of July.
Så bøsset som den fjerde Juli.
Oh, you mean from the hat...
Oh, du mente af hatten...
Gryffindor Harry. You should be very proud because Gryffindor is the house of the good guys.
Gryffindor, Harry. Du bør være stolt, fordi Gryffindor er de godes kollegie.
Now you get that cute little tush off to bed you scamp.
Få så den søde lille bag i seng, din slambert.
Harry: Oh alright. Bye Dumbledore.
Oh, okay. Ses Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: Alright
Ses!
Scarfy: Alright Dumbledore lets go to bed.
Okay, Dumbledore, lad os gå til køjes.
I'm so over sorting these little bastards.
Jeg er så færdig med et fordele de små skiderikker.
Dumbledore: Scarfy
Scarfy!
Scarfy: What? Some of them are bastards.
Hvad? Nogle af dem ER skiderikker.
That little Draco Malfoy, is he going to be a pain in the nose.
Den lille Draco Malfoy, han kommer til at blive problematisk.
Dumbledore: Oh scarfy!
Oh, Scarfy!
Scarfy: Oh Dumbledear. Come on lets go feng shui your office.
Oh, Dumbledear. Kom, lad os feng shui dit kontor.
Dumbledore: Oh yeah I feel like I'm missing a water element.
Oh yeah, jeg tror, at jeg mangler et vandelement.
Scarfy: Follow me!
Følg mig!
Umbridge: Uh hem!
Uh hem!
Now girls, I know that this is your first year at Hogwarts.
Okay piger, jeg ved, at dette er jeres første år på Hogwarts.
And I know that some of you might be nervous or frightened.
Og jeg ved, at nogle af jer måske er nervøse eller bange.
But girls I'm here to make your time at Hogwarts as...
Men piger, jeg er her for at gøre jeres første år på Hogwarts så...
Totally awesome as possible.
Totalt optur som muligt.
Because girls, I'm not just a teacher or security officer.
Fordi piger, jeg er ikke bare en lærer eller sikkerhedsofficer.
In fact I like to think of all of you as my daughters.
Faktisk opfatter jeg jer alle som mine døtre.
And that makes me your mamaaaaa.
Og det gør mig til... jeres Momseeee.
And a very loving and caring mama I am.
Og jeg er en meget kærlig og omsorgsfuld Momse.
So for all of us girls to get along in the girls dormitory this year..
Så for at os piger skal kunne finde ud af det sammen på værelset dette år...
There are just some very simple rules that must be obeyed.
Er der bare et par enkle regler, som skal overholdes...
Rule Number one- No boys.....
Regel nummer et- Ingen drenge...
unless they're cute!!
Medmindre de er nuttede!
Rule number two- No alcohol....
Regel nummer to- Ingen alkohol...
unless there's plenty to go around!
Med mindre der er nok til alle!
Stop it girls I'm bad!!
Stop det, piger, jeg er slem!
And rule number three- No parties.....
Og regel nummer tre- Ingen fester...
unless Umbridge is invited!
Med mindre Nidkjær er inviteret!
Girls, girls, girls. You keep me young girls. You keep me young.
Piger, piger, piger. I forholder mig ung, piger. I forholder mig ung.
Der der der der der der
Duh duh duh duh...
But seriously girls if I do catch you with any boys or alcohol
Men helt ærligt, piger, hvis jeg fanger jer med drenge eller alkohol,
I'm going to rip your perky little boobs off.
river jeg jeres muntre små bryster af.
That's right. From now on we going to be doing things around here my way
Oh, yeah. Fra nu af gør vi tingene her omkring på min måde.
We going to be doing things around here the UMBRIDGE way!!
Vi gør tingene her omkring på Nidkjær-måden!!!
Lavender: (crying)
(Lavender græder)
(screaming)
I'm sorry did I make you cry you chubby little f**k!
Jeg beklager. Fik jeg dig til at græde, din buttede lille skid?!
That's all right...human tears are very natural.
Det er okay... mennesketårer er meget naturlige.
In fact when I was a young human tears would flow from my eyeballs all the time.
Da jeg var ung flød mennesketårer fra mine øjenæbler hele tiden.
Until one day when my mama Umbridge said to me
Indtil en dag, hvor MIN Momse Nidkjær sagde til mig:
Delores, girl, you put down that cheesecake,
Dolora, søde, du lægger ostekagen fra dig,
you throw out that fondue,
du smider den fondue bort,
and you get up off of that couch girl.
og du rejser dig fra den sofa, tøs.
Get on up!
Op med dig!
Sit down!!
Sid ned!!
And from that moment forward I picked up anything that I could find and I hoisted it over my head.
Og fra det øjeblik samlede jeg hvad som helst jeg kunne finde og hejste det over mit hoved.
And I ate nothing but protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks.
Og jeg spiste ikke andet end protein shakes, falkeæg, og sten!
Because I'll tell you girls it's a man's world out there.
For jeg siger jer piger, det er en mands verden derude.
And to get ahead you gotta be stronger than a man
Og for at klare dig må du være stærkere end et mandfolk.
You gotta be a wo-man!
Du må være et KVINDFOLK!
I am wo-man hear me SMASH!!
Jeg er kvinde, hør mig SMADRE!!
So get up girls.. get on up and fall in!
Så op med jer, piger... Rejs jer og fald i!
Dress up that line.
Orden den linje.
It's your mama Umbridge's job to keep her baby bears safe.
Det er Momse Nidkjærs job at passe på hendes bjørneunger.
And I'm going to do just that!
Og det er NØJAGTIG hvad jeg har tænkt mig at gøre!
(kissing noises)
And to do that I'm gonna toughen you girls up.
Og for at gøre det må jeg gøre jer piger hårde.
From this day forward you're gonna do five hundred push ups a day.
Fra i dag af skal I lave fem hundrede armbøjninger hver dag.
Except for you Cho Chang. You don't got to do a God-damn thing.
Portset for dig, Cho Chang. Du skal fandeme ikke lave noget.
Cho: Goody!
Fedt!
Umbridge: Yeah because everybody already just thinks that you're God-damn perfect.
Ja... for alle synes allerede, at du er så pokkers perfekt.
Don't they?
Gør de ikke?
Cho: Well I certainly hope I haven't given them any reason not to think so!
Tja, jeg håber i hvert fald, at jeg ikke har givet nogen grund til ikke at synes det!
Umbridge and Cho: (laughing)
Umbridge: And funny too!
Og også morsom!
Isn't she just a f***in peach girls, don't we just f***in love her?
Er hun ikke bare en f*cking fersken, piger? Elsker vi hende ikke bare f*cking højt?!
Lesson number one girls, little skanks like her are always going to get whatever they want.
Lektie nummer et, piger, små duller som hende får altid det, som de vil have.
And the rest of you, you are going to have to eat each other to get ahead.
Og resten af jer, I bliver nød til at æde hinanden for at nå fremad!
Because that's just the way the world works for frumpy little turds like us.
Fordi sådan fungerer verden bare for slidte små skiderikker som os!
I mean... like you!
Jeg mener... som jer!
Now girls get on upstairs and brush them cute little teeth of yours
Og nu, piger, ovenpå med jer og børst jeres små fine tænder~
And if I catch you outside bed past 2100 hours
Og hvis jeg fanger jer ude af sengen efter midnat,
I won't be afraid to stick a red hot curling iron up them cute little puckered butt holes of yours.
vil jeg ikke tøve med at stikke et glødendevarmt krøllejern op jeres små muntre bagdele.
Because thats what my mama did to me and I won't be afraid to do it to my daughters.
Fordi det gjorde min Momse mod mig, og jeg er ikke bange for at gøre det mod mine døtre~
Lights out!!
Sluk lyset!!
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