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Hi, kitty. Nice shell you.
¿Qué tal, buenota? ¡Qué carcaza buena!
-What? -Nice shell you. Shell, nice.
¿Qué? Qué carcaza buena que tienes. La carcaza.
Shell?
¿Carcaza?
Is your breast silicone?
¿Esos pechos son de silica?
-What? -Is that top silicone?
- ¿Qué? - ¿Tus pechos son de silica?
Yes. I put 200ml.
Sí, me puse 200.
-Let's go there, you and me? -Where?
- ¿Vamos para allá? - ¿Adónde?
To the corner, you and me.
A ese rincón.
Ok. I'll tell my friend. I'm going.
Bueno… Le voy a avisar a mi amiga y ahí voy.
Hi, Adriana.
Hola, Adriana.
-Who's there? -I am your Self-Esteem Fairy.
- ¿Quién está ahí? - Soy el hada de tu autoestima.
Is it a joke?
- ¿Es una broma, no? - No, no es una broma.
It's not a joke. Unfortunately, it's not.
Me gustaría que fuera, pero no lo es.
Self-Esteem Fairy shows up, and the person doesn't believe.
Eso forma parte de ser el hada de la autoestima, una aparece y la gente no lo cree.
-Why did you show up? -Why?
- ¿Y por qué apareciste? - Bien, ¿por qué? ¿Por qué?
Why? That's the question. Let's look around.
Esa es la pregunta. Mira alrededor.
My God!
¡Dios mío!
Honey, I am in the club.
¿Y? Estoy en una disco…
You are at a blind's shooting you call club.
No, estás en un tiroteo de ciegos al que le dices disco.
One thing is to go to a club, have fun, drink,
Una cosa es ir a una disco, divertirse, tomar algo,
have sex the first night. Everyone needs a break.
acostarse la primera noche, porque nadie es de madera, lo sabes.
But this is war. This is a cat fight in the slums.
Ahora, esto es una guerra en Diadema.
Black Friday at a cheap store.
Esto es una liquidación de shopping.
But I did not make out with anyone.
Sí, pero no estuve con nadie.
But you would if I didn't show up.
Pero, ibas a hacerlo si yo no hubiera aparecido.
Wouldn't you, naughty? I'd make out with that jerk.
¿No, sinvergüenza? Ibas a hacerlo con ese imbécil de ahí.
I wrote it down. One moment. Let's see.
Lo tengo anotado. Un momento.
He first called you kitty. Check.
Vamos a ver… Él llegó y te dijo ‘buenota’. Check…
Then, "nice shell you".
Después te dijo ‘Qué buena carcaza.’
Let's just revise it.
Volvamos, para rever:
Nice...
Qué… Qué…
Shell...
Carcaza… Buena…
You. You finished college.
Tú tienes estudio superior completo,
You have a job.
tienes trabajo, tus padres están vivos.
You have living parents. Fairy, I have broken up recently, I am sad and needy.
Hada, recién me separé, estoy triste, con falta de cariño.
And would keep needy.
E ibas a seguir así.
Him, despite cute and with a delicious dick,
Porque ese tipo, a pesar de ser lindo
he's limited, sexist,
y tener un buen pene, es limitado, machista, ignorante.
uneducated... You'd miss 2 years of your life, thinking he's great,
Entonces, ibas a gastar dos años de tu vida
with pagode, country music, whey, and polo shirt with a horse...
creyendo que él es lo máximo, perdiendo el tiempo con esa música que el oye, y camisa polo con un caballito.
You'd break up because of abortion
Iban a terminar discutiendo por una cuestión de aborto
on a shitty New Year's Eve in Cabo Frio.
en la fiesta de fin de año en Cabo Frio.
-Is that what you want? -No.
- ¿Es eso lo que quieres? - ¡No!
So let's find a sensitive, intelligent man,
Entonces, vamos a buscar un hombre sensible,
who knows how to write.
inteligente y que no escriba necesidad con dos c.
-Let's. -Let's.
- ¡Sí! - ¡Eso!
So close your eyes, and I will...
Entonces, cierra los ojos y yo voy a…
-Oh, shit! -Hi, Adriana!
- ¡Ay, carajo! - ¡Hola, Adriana!
-And who are you? -Honey, the Ponderation Fairy.
- ¿Quién eres tú? - Tu hada de la ponderación.
Just to remind you that despite all this,
Vine solo para recordarte que, a pesar de ser todo eso,
he has a delicious dick.
él tiene un buen pene.
-Let's do something. -Ok. -I'll help you. -Say it.
Vamos a hacer así… Te corto esta.
-2 days with the moron. -2 nights.
- Dos días con el idiota… - Dos noches con el idiota.
-2 nights, 2 days. -2 nights.
- Dos noches de orgía. - Dos noches con el idiota.
Including breakfast.
Con desayuno y preservativo, por el amor de Dios.
-With condom, for God's sake. -And dinner.
Y con cena. Sin cena no vale.
With no dinner, it's not worth it. -But dinner with the moron? -New Year's Eve with the moron.
- ¿Cenar con un idiota? - ¿Y fin de año con un idiota?
Cabo Frio.
- En Cabo Frio. - ¡Tres semanas con el idiota!
-3 weeks with the moron? -3 weeks. Cabo Frio.
- Sí, tres semanas en Cabo Frio. - Ay, Dios mío.
-For God's sake. -Then 2 days off.
- Así no… - Y después descansamos.
-You put me in trouble. -It's fine.
- Así se me complica. - Bueno, de acuerdo.
Girl, be nice to me, and I'll be to you.
Amiga, amiga… Sé buena conmigo
Ok. Fine.
- y yo seré buena contigo. - Está bien.
-Let's work both sides. -Listen.
Que sea bueno para los dos lados.
One week and a half with the moron.
Una semana y media con el idiota, sin cena…
-No dinner. -But including New Year's Eve.
Pero el fin de año.
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