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Where am I? Jorge!
¿Dónde estoy? ¡Jorge!
What place is this? Relax, everything is alright, you're under observation.
¿Qué lugar es este? Calma, está todo bien, vos estás en observación
Where is my wife? It's me Jorge.
Ah, ¿dónde está mi mujer? ¡Soy yo Jorge!
Vânia?
¿Vânia?
Yeah, we're at the year of 2044.
¡Estamos en 2044!
I was... I was in a coma?
Yo es... ¿estoy en coma?
No my love, I tried to wake you up at 2016, but then you rolled over to your side and asked for more 5 minutes of sleep.
¡No mi amor! Yo intenté despertarte en 2016 Sólo que vos te diste vuelta y me pediste 5 minutitos más
What?
¿Qué?
Yeah, you always had trouble to wake up Jorge.
Si, vos siempre fuiste difícil de despertar Jorge
Why didn't you wake me up, Vânia?
¿Por qué no me despertaste Vânia?
I tried in 2027, but then you got your cellphone and put an alarm to ring 3 minutes after and went back to sleep.
Yo intenté en 2027 Sólo que agarraste tu celular y colocaste la alarma para despertar en 3 minutos ¡Y volvió a dormir!
It didn't ring then?
¿No sonó entonces?
It did Jorge, but then you put another one for 3 minutes later, and then you pressed snooze button and didn't listen to anything anymore.
¡Si sonó Jorge! Pero vos colocabas para 3 minutos más ¿Entiendes? Ahí entró en modo repetición
Gosh, I don't remember anything that you just said Vânia...
Y no escuchaste mas nada Caraca, no recuerdo nada de eso, Vânia
For 28 years of my life I had to listen to that f****** alarm ring every 3 minutes and waiting for you to wake up Jorge.
Yo estuve durante 28 años de mi vida escuchando esa mierd* de alarma sonar de 3 en 3 minutos
No Jorge.
Esperando que despiertes Jorge
I'm going to sleep just for a little bit
Ah no Jorge...
No Jorge, don't sleep Jorge
Voy a dormir sólo un poquito más... -No Jorge, ¡no duermas Jorge!
Just for more 5 minutes... No, no, no... No Jorge, no Jorge
Sólo 5 minutitos... -No, no, NO JORGE, NO JORGE
Just for more 5 minutes... 5 minutes...
Sólo 5 minutitos... 5 minutitos
What?
¿Qué pasó?
What is that?
Greetings Jorge, I am Zohan and this is Zung, we are your great-grandchildren
Saludos Jorge, yo soy Zorran y ella es Zung, nosotros somos sus tataranietos.
We are at the year of 3120, the machines won the war agains the human kind and we got kicked out of Earth.
Estamos en el año de 3120. Las maquinas vencieron la guerra contra los humanos y fuimos expulsados del planeta Tierra
I was just talking to my wife, Vânia... Where is Vânia?
¿Qué pasó? Yo estaba hablando con mi mujer... ¿Vânia? ¿Dónde está Vânia?
Our ancestors told us that you asked for more 5 minutes to her...
Nuestros antepasados nos contaron que pediste 5 minutitos más para ella.
Ok, so then just give me more 2 minutes, that i'm going to take a little nap really fast
Ah, entonces denme sólo 2 minutitos más que voy a pegarme una siesta rápida.
No, no, wait Jorge, wake up
¡No, no, espera, Jorge! ¡Despierta!
Alright, so then I'll go, I'm going to work, is it that? I'm going...
Eh, está bien, entonces yo voy, voy a ir al trabajo ¿es eso? Ya voy.
No, there's no work today, it's Sunday.
No, no tienes trabajo hoy, es domingo
Are you kidding? Are you waking me up on a Sunday?
Ah, ¿qué es eso? ¿Me están despertando un domingo?
F*** beardy, you're kidding right?
Mierd*, barbudo, ¿me estás cargando eh?
Hello, Hi Luciana, the machines are winning, the machines are winning
¿Aló? ¡H-Hola Luciana! L-Las maquinas estan venciendo. ¡L-Las maquinas estan venciendo!
S***, the alarm, just a minute, I have to turn the alarm off...
Caraj* Despert-
I have to turn it off
Sólo un segundo, tengo que desactivar esa alarma. *alarma frenética* Ih caraj*
I'm going, I'm going...
Y-Yo estoy yendo, ¡estoy yendo!
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