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Hey guys, so just another quick impromptu Hey guys, so just another quick impromptu

Hola chicos, así que sólo otro rápido improvisado

intro I just wanted to say thanks for intro I just wanted to say thanks for

Intro. Solo quería decir gracias por

500,000 subs we hit 500,000 on Friday, which is absolutely insane(I know right) 500,000 subs we hit 500,000 on Friday, which is absolutely insane

500,000 subscriptores llegamos a 500,000 el viernes, lo cual es absolutamente íncreible

Also, I'm aware that this video is ridiculously long. I don't expect you to watch the whole thing Also, I'm aware that this video is ridiculously long. I don't expect you to watch the whole thing

Además, soy consciente de que este video es ridículamente largo. No espero que lo veas entero.

The next video is probably gonna be a following a Bob Ross painting tutorial The next video is probably gonna be a following a Bob Ross painting tutorial

El siguiente video probablemente será un tutorial de pintura de Bob Ross.

I also know that you guys have been asking for that so I will do one I also know that you guys have been asking for that so I will do one

También sé que vosotros habéis estado pidiendo eso, así que haré uno.

You're just gonna have to wait a bit though, because that video is gonna take a while You're just gonna have to wait a bit though, because that video is gonna take a while

Sin embargo, vas a tener que esperar un poco, porque ese video va a tomar un tiempo

I don't know about you but painting for me takes a long time and I'm gonna have like ten hours of footage I don't know about you but painting for me takes a long time and I'm gonna have like ten hours of footage

No sé de ti, pero pintar para mí lleva mucho tiempo y tendré como diez horas de filmación

So I'm looking forward to that. But anyways, enjoy the video :) So I'm looking forward to that. But anyways, enjoy the video :) *rumbling* *so much going on*

Así que estoy esperando eso. Pero de todos modos, disfruten el video :)

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

¿Tienes un momento para hablar de nuestro Señor y Salvador Jesucristo?

Its water hello everybody, welcome back to my youtube channel today Its water hello everybody, welcome back to my youtube channel today

Es agua. Hola a todos, bienvenidos de nuevo a mi canal de youtube hoy.

We're gonna do a Q&A some of you guys have been asking for one We're gonna do a Q&A some of you guys have been asking for one

Vamos a hacer una sesión de preguntas y respuestas, algunos de ustedes han estado pidiendo una.

So I thought I'd grace the internet with this horrid video. I asked you guys to DM me some of your bUrNiNg So I thought I'd grace the internet with this horrid video. I asked you guys to DM me some of your bUrNiNg

Así que pensé que deleitaría a Internet con este horrendo video. Les pedí a ustedes que me mandaran sus algunas de sus aRdiENnteS

Questions and I'm gonna answer all of them right now Questions and I'm gonna answer all of them right now

Preguntas y voy a responder a todas ellas ahora mismo.

And if you're wondering where I am right now, And if you're wondering where I am right now,

Y si te preguntas dónde estoy ahora,

I'm in my parents room because I'm just done trying to figure out the lighting in my room. It never looks right...first question I'm in my parents room because I'm just done trying to figure out the lighting in my room. It never looks right...first question

Estoy en la habitación de mis padres porque acabo de terminar de entender la iluminación en mi habitación. Nunca se ve bien ... primera pregunta

Hi, Joanna. Okay. So a question I have for your Q&A is when did you start painting? Hi, Joanna. Okay. So a question I have for your Q&A is when did you start painting?

Hola joanna Bueno. Entonces, una pregunta que tengo para tus preguntas y respuestas es ¿cuándo empezaste a pintar?

I taught myself how to paint. YouTube was actually really helpful in that sense I taught myself how to paint. YouTube was actually really helpful in that sense

Me enseñé a pintar. YouTube fue realmente muy útil en ese sentido.

There are quite a few tutorials on YouTube and you can get a lot of knowledge by watching someone else paint There are quite a few tutorials on YouTube and you can get a lot of knowledge by watching someone else paint

Hay bastantes tutoriales en YouTube y puede obtener muchos conocimientos al ver a alguien más pintar

So if you're ever looking to start painting, but you're not really willing to go to classes definitely watch youtube videos So if you're ever looking to start painting, but you're not really willing to go to classes definitely watch youtube videos

Así que si alguna vez buscas comenzar a pintar, pero no estás realmente dispuesto a ir a clases, definitivamente, ver videos de YouTube.

I actually like started painting more as a hobby. I'd say in grade 10 my paintings back then were really bad like I actually like started painting more as a hobby. I'd say in grade 10 my paintings back then were really bad like. *moment of dissapointment in John Cena's mind*

De hecho, me gusta empezar a pintar más como un hobby. Yo diría que en el grado 10 mis pinturas en ese entonces eran muy malas como

Mmm really bad one second. What is this? Exactly? Mmm really bad one second. What is this? Exactly?

Mmm realmente mal un segundo. ¿Que es esto? ¿Exactamente?

What was I thinking and why did I think it looked good? That's all I want to know What was I thinking and why did I think it looked good? That's all I want to know

¿En qué estaba pensando y por qué me pareció que se veía bien? Eso es todo lo que quiero saber.

I'm just gonna leave that back there so that we can all appreciate its ugliness. Next question. How do you do that I'm just gonna leave that back there so that we can all appreciate its ugliness. Next question. How do you do that

Voy a dejar eso allí para que todos podamos apreciar su fealdad. Próxima pregunta. Cómo haces eso

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aMaZiNG cOuGh?!1?!

Bueno

Okay Okay this, this is an actual lesson you've clicked on this video because you want to learn how to cough and just be ready for your this, this is an actual lesson you've clicked on this video because you want to learn how to cough and just be ready for your

Esta es una lección real en la que has hecho clic en este video porque quieres aprender a toser y estar preparado para tu

Throat to be absolutely trashed. So there's two types of coughs that I like to do Throat to be absolutely trashed. So there's two types of coughs that I like to do

Garganta para ser absolutamente destrozada. Así que hay dos tipos de tos que me gusta hacer

There's more of a guttural cough and then there's more of a surface cough the guttural cough There's more of a guttural cough and then there's more of a surface cough the guttural cough

Hay más de una tos gutural y luego más de una tos superficial la tos gutural

You have to put your whole body and soul into it think of it as coming from your intestines almost it's a deep raspy You have to put your whole body and soul into it think of it as coming from your intestines almost it's a deep raspy

Tienes que poner todo tu cuerpo y alma en ello, piensa que proviene de tus intestinos, casi es un rasposo profundo.

grotesque cough, you know grotesque cough, you know

tos grotesca, ya sabes

*cough*

*tos*

*cough* As you can see you have all the flavors of cough in there you have all the semitones As you can see you have all the flavors of cough in there you have all the semitones

Como puede ver, tiene todos los sabores de la tos, tiene todos los semitonos.

Honestly, that one takes some practice the second comes it's a surface cough and it's probably the funniest one Honestly, that one takes some practice the second comes it's a surface cough and it's probably the funniest one

Honestamente, uno toma algo de práctica, el segundo viene, es una tos superficial y es probablemente la más divertida.

I like to think that the force comes like right from here. Let me give you a demonstration I like to think that the force comes like right from here. Let me give you a demonstration

Me gusta pensar que la fuerza viene de aquí. Déjame darte una demostración

*cough*

*tos*

*cough*

*tos*

*cough* *cough* You see it's like the little sister to the guttural cough anyways next question are you beating the devil out of your paintbrushes Joanna? You see it's like the little sister to the guttural cough anyways next question are you beating the devil out of your paintbrushes Joanna?

Verás, es como la hermana pequeña de la tos gutural. De todos modos, la siguiente pregunta es si le estás sacando al diablo los pinceles, Joanna.

*beats satan from existence*

* Vence a Satanás desde su existencia *

*beats satan from existence*

* tos gutural *

*guttural cough* *guttural cough* Where did you come up with cookies for subscribers? Where did you come up with cookies for subscribers?

¿De dónde sacaste las cookies para los suscriptores?

Simple I wanted to eat cookies Simple I wanted to eat cookies

Sencillo queria comer galletas

I see that a lot of people are doing this cookies for subscribers thing now and honestly DO IT. It's so much fun I see that a lot of people are doing this cookies for subscribers thing now and honestly DO IT. It's so much fun

Veo que mucha gente está haciendo estas cookies para los suscriptores ahora y honestamente LO HACEN. Es tan divertido

Let's get phat together. What's the best species of bird? the blue footed boobie. Let's get phat together. What's the best species of bird? the blue footed boobie.

Vamos a ponernos juntos. ¿Cuál es la mejor especie de ave? El piquero de patas azules.

Have you ever seen anything more majestic than a blue footed boobie? peacocks? No, get out of here. flamingos? What are you even doing? Have you ever seen anything more majestic than a blue footed boobie? peacocks? No, get out of here. flamingos? What are you even doing?

¿Alguna vez has visto algo más majestuoso que un piquero de patas azules? pavos reales? No, vete de aquí. flamencos? ¿Qué estás haciendo?

What inspired you to start a youtube channel, also, Hi!, and I think you're great. I've already addressed this in another video What inspired you to start a youtube channel, also, Hi!, and I think you're great. I've already addressed this in another video

Lo que te inspiró a iniciar un canal de youtube, también, ¡Hola! Y creo que eres genial. Ya he abordado esto en otro video

I started my youtube channel because I was injured but I also I wanted to do something for self-expression I started my youtube channel because I was injured but I also I wanted to do something for self-expression

Comencé mi canal de youtube porque estaba herido, pero también quería hacer algo para expresarme.

You know, I felt like I had a lot of thoughts and I just couldn't tell them to anyone You know, I felt like I had a lot of thoughts and I just couldn't tell them to anyone

Sabes, sentí que tenía muchos pensamientos y no podía decírselo a nadie

So here I am telling them to my phone if you're looking to start a YouTube channel DO IT. JUST DO IT. JUST So here I am telling them to my phone if you're looking to start a YouTube channel DO IT. JUST DO IT. JUST

Así que aquí les estoy diciendo a mi teléfono si están buscando iniciar un canal de YouTube, HÁGALO. SIMPLEMENTE HAZLO. SÓLO

dO iT

hazlo

dO iT

Sé que literalmente cada uno

I know literally every single I know literally every single Youtuber tells you to just start a YouTube channel if you want to but I'm serious do it I was in your position three months Youtuber tells you to just start a YouTube channel if you want to but I'm serious do it I was in your position three months

Youtuber te dice que comiences un canal de YouTube si quieres, pero en serio lo hice. Estuve en tu posición tres meses.

Ago I was watching videos and I was like everyone's telling me to start a YouTube channel Ago I was watching videos and I was like everyone's telling me to start a YouTube channel

Hace poco estaba viendo videos y era como si todos me dijeran que comience un canal de YouTube

And I'm just not gonna do it because I'm never gonna get this big And I'm just not gonna do it because I'm never gonna get this big

Y no voy a hacerlo porque nunca voy a tener este gran

You never know what's gonna happen and I mean that in every possible way You never know what's gonna happen and I mean that in every possible way

Nunca sabes lo que va a pasar y lo digo de todas las maneras posibles.

I feel like YouTube right now is pushing out a bunch of new creators. So just jump on it I feel like YouTube right now is pushing out a bunch of new creators. So just jump on it

Siento que YouTube en este momento está empujando a un montón de nuevos creadores. Así que salta sobre él

What is your biggest pet peeve? People that eat loudly. I can't stand it. I hate it SO much What is your biggest pet peeve? People that eat loudly. I can't stand it. I hate it SO much

¿Cuáles son las cosas que más te irritan? Personas que comen en voz alta. No puedo soportarlo. Lo odio tanto

It's so disgusting. Stop it, get some help! what's the best part about being a youtuber? It's so disgusting. Stop it, get some help! what's the best part about being a youtuber?

Es tan asqueroso. ¡Basta, consigue ayuda! ¿Cuál es la mejor parte de ser un youtuber?

Oh, it's sO amazing. It's S0 great. Like I have s0 much YouTube money, ha Oh, it's sO amazing. It's S0 great. Like I have s0 much YouTube money, ha

Oh, es tan increíble. Es S0 genial. Como tengo mucho dinero de YouTube, ja

I beg to differ nothing's really changed. Like I still go to school. You know, I still work out. I still do homework I beg to differ nothing's really changed. Like I still go to school. You know, I still work out. I still do homework

Pido discrepar, nada ha cambiado realmente. Como si todavía fuera a la escuela. Ya sabes, todavía hago ejercicio. Sigo haciendo tarea

Don't worry. I haven't even monetized my videos yet. I don't know how to do it Don't worry. I haven't even monetized my videos yet. I don't know how to do it

No te preocupes Ni siquiera he monetizado mis videos todavía. No se como hacerlo

So someone please call me and help me cuz I'm sister struggling. Thank you very much next question So someone please call me and help me cuz I'm sister struggling. Thank you very much next question

Así que alguien, por favor, llámame y ayúdame porque soy hermana luchando. Muchas gracias siguiente pregunta

What is your favorite vine? Thank you for asking me the real questions that What is your favorite vine? Thank you for asking me the real questions that

¿Cuál es tu vid favorita? Gracias por hacerme las verdaderas preguntas que

Is not correct? Is not correct?

¿No es correcto?

Because according to the encyclopedia my question is has any of your friends or anyone from school found your channel? Because according to the encyclopedia my question is has any of your friends or anyone from school found your channel?

¿Según la enciclopedia, mi pregunta es si alguno de tus amigos o alguien de la escuela encontró tu canal?

How did they react I didn't tell anyone at my school that I started my youtube channel How did they react I didn't tell anyone at my school that I started my youtube channel

¿Cómo reaccionaron? No le dije a nadie en mi escuela que inicié mi canal de youtube

They all found out eventually and they were very supportive which I am very grateful for. I can't imagine They all found out eventually and they were very supportive which I am very grateful for. I can't imagine

Al final, todos se enteraron y me apoyaron mucho, por lo que estoy muy agradecido. No me puedo imaginar

Going to school and just being shamed for having a YouTube channel Going to school and just being shamed for having a YouTube channel

Ir a la escuela y ser avergonzado por tener un canal de YouTube

I mean honestly if you don't like my YouTube channel I mean honestly if you don't like my YouTube channel

Quiero decir honestamente si no te gusta mi canal de YouTube

That's fine because I know I can't satisfy everyone people are always looking for someone to hate That's fine because I know I can't satisfy everyone people are always looking for someone to hate

Eso está bien porque sé que no puedo satisfacer a todos. La gente siempre está buscando a alguien a quien odiar.

So if it really makes your day So if it really makes your day

Así que si realmente hace tu día.

Dislike this video and leave as many hate comments as you can what age do you want to die? Dislike this video and leave as many hate comments as you can what age do you want to die?

No te gusta este video y deja tantos comentarios de odio como puedas a qué edad quieres morir?

69 how have you been without the office because trust me I can feel your pain 69 how have you been without the office because trust me I can feel your pain

69 ¿cómo has estado sin la oficina porque confía en mí puedo sentir tu dolor

I'm in limbo. Oh honey, I'm suffering. I've started watching Jessica Jones on Netflix I'm in limbo. Oh honey, I'm suffering. I've started watching Jessica Jones on Netflix

Estoy en el limbo. Oh cariño, estoy sufriendo. Empecé a ver a Jessica Jones en Netflix

And I know I said, I'm not really that big of a fan of like Marvel and superhero movies And I know I said, I'm not really that big of a fan of like Marvel and superhero movies

Y sé que dije, no soy realmente tan fanática de como Marvel y las películas de superhéroes

But I have to say Jessica Jones But I have to say Jessica Jones

Pero tengo que decir Jessica Jones

They did a pretty good job on that TV show another one The Punisher They did a pretty good job on that TV show another one The Punisher

Hicieron un buen trabajo en ese programa de televisión, otro The Punisher.

if you're looking for blood and I mean lots and lots of blood watch The Punisher it is um if you're looking for blood and I mean lots and lots of blood watch The Punisher it is um

Si estás buscando sangre y me refiero a muchísima sangre, mira The Punisher. Es um

Quite something over the years Quite something over the years

Bastante algo a lo largo de los años.

I've kind of lost my mind and I feel like I've been living vicariously I've kind of lost my mind and I feel like I've been living vicariously

He perdido la cabeza y siento que he estado viviendo indirectamente

Through a violent TV shows. So I've like grown fond of very violent TV shows whether they're good or not Through a violent TV shows. So I've like grown fond of very violent TV shows whether they're good or not

A través de unos violentos programas de televisión. Así que me gustan los programas de televisión muy violentos, sean buenos o no.

For example The Walking Dead. It's absolute trash, but I watch it just because of the violence For example The Walking Dead. It's absolute trash, but I watch it just because of the violence

Por ejemplo, The Walking Dead. Es basura absoluta, pero la veo solo por la violencia.

Um, I'm going crazy Um, I'm going crazy

Me estoy volviendo loco

So when I saw the Punisher I was extremely taken aback So when I saw the Punisher I was extremely taken aback

Así que cuando vi a Punisher, me sorprendí muchísimo.

Like I was shocked highly recommend it if you're into really violent stuff. What's the worst? Like I was shocked highly recommend it if you're into really violent stuff. What's the worst?

Como si me hubiera sorprendido, lo recomiendo mucho si te gustan las cosas realmente violentas. ¿Qué es lo peor?

You've seen someone screw up on social media between Logan Paul fouseytube and probably rice gum You've seen someone screw up on social media between Logan Paul fouseytube and probably rice gum

Has visto a alguien jodido en las redes sociales entre Logan Paul fouseytube y probablemente el chicle de arroz

There's just too much to choose from you know, it's kind of overwhelming There's just too much to choose from you know, it's kind of overwhelming

Hay demasiado para elegir, ya sabes, es un poco abrumador

but at the same time I don't want to call anyone out because watch me be the next one to just but at the same time I don't want to call anyone out because watch me be the next one to just

pero al mismo tiempo no quiero llamar a nadie porque me veo ser el próximo a

completely mess up on social media

completamente desordenado en las redes sociales

completely mess up on social media but if you find some of my past racist tweets but if you find some of my past racist tweets

Pero si encuentras alguno de mis últimos tweets racistas.

Even though I literally made a Twitter three days ago and I have four tweets Even though I literally made a Twitter three days ago and I have four tweets

Aunque literalmente hice un Twitter hace tres días y tengo cuatro tweets

But you never know like people these days they go hunting and they will find something really big But you never know like people these days they go hunting and they will find something really big

Pero nunca se sabe como la gente en estos días van a cazar y encontrarán algo realmente grande.

I hope that no one finds anything on me. I I hope that no one finds anything on me. I

Espero que nadie encuentre nada en mí. yo

Mean I see. Okay. What is the ugliest thing you own? Mean I see. Okay. What is the ugliest thing you own?

Quiero decir que veo. Bueno. ¿Cuál es la cosa más fea que tienes?

How do I become thick like you do you want the real advice honey, guess what How do I become thick like you do you want the real advice honey, guess what

¿Cómo me vuelvo gruesa como tú quieres el verdadero consejo, adivina qué?

You can't no one will ever be as thick as me and I need You can't no one will ever be as thick as me and I need

No puedes, nadie será tan grueso como yo y necesito

God, damn it. How do you get away with probably eating a thousand cookies and still not getting fat God, damn it. How do you get away with probably eating a thousand cookies and still not getting fat

Dios, maldita sea. ¿Cómo te saliste con la idea de comer mil galletas y aún no engordar?

I think I have to come clean here I think I have to come clean here

Creo que tengo que venir limpio aquí

I don't eat all the cookies my parents help me also the week after I eat all those cookies I don't eat all the cookies my parents help me also the week after I eat all those cookies

Yo no como todas las galletas que mis padres me ayudan también la semana después de comer todas esas galletas.

It's kind of like models getting ready for the runway type of thing. You know, I just don't eat anything for your Q&A It's kind of like models getting ready for the runway type of thing. You know, I just don't eat anything for your Q&A

Es algo así como que los modelos se preparan para el tipo de pasarela. Ya sabes, simplemente no como nada por tus preguntas y respuestas.

What's the best way to deal with too much homework feed it to your dog? Eat it yourself burn it What's the best way to deal with too much homework feed it to your dog? Eat it yourself burn it

¿Cuál es la mejor manera de lidiar con demasiada tarea y dársela a tu perro? Cómetelo usted mismo quemalo

I'm kidding do your homework kids and stay in school. Yes or no? I'm kidding do your homework kids and stay in school. Yes or no?

Estoy bromeando, haz tus deberes, niños, y permanece en la escuela. ¿Si o no?

Are you gonna make YouTube a full-time thing you should by the way because you're amazing Are you gonna make YouTube a full-time thing you should by the way because you're amazing

¿Vas a hacer de YouTube una cosa de tiempo completo que deberías, por cierto, porque eres increíble?

No, I'm a child of Jesus and I'm gonna stay in school. But yes, I plan on getting a job No, I'm a child of Jesus and I'm gonna stay in school. But yes, I plan on getting a job

No, soy un hijo de Jesús y me voy a quedar en la escuela. Pero sí, planeo conseguir un trabajo.

I'm not gonna stop with YouTube, but YouTube's not gonna last forever I'm not gonna stop with YouTube, but YouTube's not gonna last forever

No voy a parar con YouTube, pero YouTube no va a durar para siempre

You know, I have to have Plan B. So I'm gonna have to get a job You know, I have to have Plan B. So I'm gonna have to get a job

Sabes, tengo que tener un plan B. Así que tendré que conseguir un trabajo.

Unfortunately, have you ever worn braces before because your teeth are so satisfyingly straight and perfect. I'm jealous Unfortunately, have you ever worn braces before because your teeth are so satisfyingly straight and perfect. I'm jealous

Lamentablemente, ¿alguna vez has usado aparatos ortopédicos porque tus dientes son tan rectos y perfectos? Estoy celoso

Thank you. Yes, I did wear braces. My braces journey was very tumultuous first Thank you. Yes, I did wear braces. My braces journey was very tumultuous first

Gracias. Sí, me puse llaves. Mi primer viaje fue muy tumultuoso.

I had an expander and that was in late grade two and then I got braces only on the four front teeth I had an expander and that was in late grade two and then I got braces only on the four front teeth

Tuve un expansor y eso fue al final del segundo grado y luego obtuve tirantes solo en los cuatro dientes delanteros

Then I had a retainer until grade six and finally, I got braces on everything lots of pain and suffering here, sweetheart Then I had a retainer until grade six and finally, I got braces on everything lots of pain and suffering here, sweetheart

Luego tuve un retenedor hasta el sexto grado y, finalmente, obtuve refuerzos sobre todo mucho dolor y sufrimiento aquí, cariño.

Those were my teeth beforehand Those were my teeth beforehand

Esos eran mis dientes de antemano.

And then oh my god, I kept my expander if you're wondering how this works And then oh my god, I kept my expander if you're wondering how this works

Y luego, oh Dios mío, guardé mi expansor si te estás preguntando cómo funciona esto.

It goes like in the back of your mouth and it continuously pushes your teeth apart. I think or brings them together It goes like in the back of your mouth and it continuously pushes your teeth apart. I think or brings them together

Va como en la parte posterior de la boca y continuamente separa los dientes. Pienso o los reúno

Anyways, it does something and it hurts a lot. I wonder if this still fits Anyways, it does something and it hurts a lot. I wonder if this still fits

De todos modos, hace algo y duele mucho. Me pregunto si esto todavía encaja.

No, I'm not doing that. And these were my four front braces. Why did I keep this? No, I'm not doing that. And these were my four front braces. Why did I keep this?

No, no estoy haciendo eso. Y estos fueron mis cuatro tirantes delanteros. ¿Por qué guardé esto?

I have no idea what video editing program do you use? I have no idea what video editing program do you use?

¿No tengo idea de qué programa de edición de video usas?

IMovie, honestly, you don't need Final Cut Pro IMovie, honestly, you don't need Final Cut Pro

IMovie, honestamente, no necesitas Final Cut Pro

I'm probably never gonna get Final Cut Pro just because it's too complicated for me I'm probably never gonna get Final Cut Pro just because it's too complicated for me

Probablemente nunca obtenga Final Cut Pro solo porque es demasiado complicado para mí

I can barely turn on my computer using iMovie is a chore. Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? I can barely turn on my computer using iMovie is a chore. Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?

Apenas puedo encender mi computadora usando iMovie es una tarea. ¿Tienes novio o novia?

No, and I don't want one. The last thing I need right now is a boy bringing me down No, and I don't want one. The last thing I need right now is a boy bringing me down

No, y no quiero uno. Lo último que necesito en este momento es un chico que me derriba.

And to be honest, I have very high standards. You have to be over six-foot And to be honest, I have very high standards. You have to be over six-foot

Y para ser honesto, tengo estándares muy altos. Tienes que ser más de seis pies

You have to be intelligent funny but not funny. Er than me. You also have to have a better six-pack than I do. So You have to be intelligent funny but not funny. Er than me. You also have to have a better six-pack than I do. So

Tienes que ser inteligente gracioso pero no gracioso. Er que yo. También tienes que tener un mejor paquete de seis que yo. Asi que

Start doing sit-ups, honey Start doing sit-ups, honey

Empieza a hacer abdominales, cariño.

And you also have to think that everything I do is right when I grow up if I have a son that's not okay And you also have to think that everything I do is right when I grow up if I have a son that's not okay

Y también tienes que pensar que todo lo que hago es correcto cuando sea grande si tengo un hijo que no está bien.

We have to have a daughter. How old are you? I'm 17 and a quarter. Are you excited because you're growing so fast We have to have a daughter. How old are you? I'm 17 and a quarter. Are you excited because you're growing so fast

Tenemos que tener una hija. ¿Cuantos años tienes? Tengo 17 años y cuarto. ¿Estás emocionado porque estás creciendo tan rápido?

Honestly, it hasn't processed yet Honestly, it hasn't processed yet

Sinceramente, no se ha procesado todavía.

Do you swim or run track with a team I used to swim with a team Do you swim or run track with a team I used to swim with a team

¿Nada o corre pista con un equipo que solía nadar con un equipo?

but then I quit and now I run with a team but I'm not gonna tell you their name because I don't want to get but then I quit and now I run with a team but I'm not gonna tell you their name because I don't want to get

Pero luego renuncié y ahora corro con un equipo, pero no voy a decirles su nombre porque no quiero obtener

Kidnapped so put the gun down. Are you god I'm Satan Kidnapped so put the gun down. Are you god I'm Satan

Secuestrado así que baja el arma. Eres dios soy satan

How do you feel about Tomatoes? This is important How do you feel about Tomatoes? This is important

¿Cómo te sientes acerca de los tomates? Esto es importante

What's your height and weight I'm five foot four and one-eighth What's your height and weight I'm five foot four and one-eighth

¿Cuál es tu altura y tu peso? Tengo cinco pies cuatro y un octavo.

Yes

Sí

Yes The one eight counts because when you're five foot four every spare centimeter is important and I weigh a hundred pounds The one eight counts because when you're five foot four every spare centimeter is important and I weigh a hundred pounds

El uno ocho cuenta porque cuando tienes cinco pies cuatro, cada centímetro de repuesto es importante y yo peso cien libras.

Do you consume crack or do you sniff it? I shove it up my ass Do you consume crack or do you sniff it? I shove it up my ass

¿Usted consume crack o lo huele? Lo empujo por mi culo

Where is your family when you film cuz in your videos, it seems like you live alone. I walk them up. No, I'm kidding Where is your family when you film cuz in your videos, it seems like you live alone. I walk them up. No, I'm kidding

¿Dónde está tu familia cuando filmas primo en tus videos? Parece que vives solo. Yo los subo. No estoy bromeando

I'm not ready at all to live by myself. My parents just aren't in the room when I film I'm just I don't know I'm not ready at all to live by myself. My parents just aren't in the room when I film I'm just I don't know

No estoy lista para vivir sola. Mis padres simplemente no están en la habitación cuando filmo yo simplemente no sé

I'm not comfortable filming in front of them. Yes I'm not comfortable filming in front of them. Yes

No me siento cómodo rodando delante de ellos. Sí

favorite youtuber Chris Fleming is favorite youtuber Chris Fleming is

el youtuber favorito Chris Fleming es

Incredibly underrated his whole Gail series cracks me up so much Incredibly underrated his whole Gail series cracks me up so much

Increíblemente subestimado toda su serie de Gail me agrieta mucho

Like it's kind of sad that he does not like in the millions because he definitely deserves it Like it's kind of sad that he does not like in the millions because he definitely deserves it

Como si fuera un poco triste que no le gusten millones porque definitivamente lo merece

He puts so much effort into his videos. What's your favorite color of ice cream not flavor color pink He puts so much effort into his videos. What's your favorite color of ice cream not flavor color pink

Él pone tanto esfuerzo en sus videos. ¿Cuál es tu color de helado favorito?

Do you regret cutting your hair? No best decision of my life and every single person Do you regret cutting your hair? No best decision of my life and every single person

¿Te arrepientes de haberte cortado el pelo? No hay mejor decisión de mi vida y de cada persona.

I meet I tell them you need to cut your hair yourself. Stop wasting money and going to the hair salon I meet I tell them you need to cut your hair yourself. Stop wasting money and going to the hair salon

Me encuentro con que les digo que necesitan cortarse el pelo usted mismo. Deja de gastar dinero e ir a la peluquería.

Just do it yourself. Are you still planning on going to college? Yes, I am. I'm not gonna drop out of school Just do it yourself. Are you still planning on going to college? Yes, I am. I'm not gonna drop out of school

Sólo hazlo tú mismo. ¿Sigues planeando ir a la universidad? Sí lo soy. No voy a abandonar la escuela

It doesn't matter how successful I get on YouTube It doesn't matter how successful I get on YouTube

No importa el éxito que tenga en YouTube

First of all, my parents would kill me if I just didn't go through with an education First of all, my parents would kill me if I just didn't go through with an education

En primer lugar, mis padres me matarían si no cumpliera con una educación

So I'm definitely gonna keep going with school So I'm definitely gonna keep going with school

Así que definitivamente voy a seguir con la escuela

I'm probably gonna purse do something in physics and like astronomy I'm probably gonna purse do something in physics and like astronomy

Probablemente me encargaré de hacer algo en física y como astronomía

Why how who what where when why the five W's of essay-writing? How do you wax your legs without screaming? Why how who what where when why the five W's of essay-writing? How do you wax your legs without screaming?

¿Por qué cómo quién, dónde, cuándo, por qué las cinco preguntas de la redacción de ensayos? ¿Cómo enceras las piernas sin gritar?

And how do you plan on making a million cookies for your a million subscribers? I used to get my legs waxed And how do you plan on making a million cookies for your a million subscribers? I used to get my legs waxed

¿Y cómo planea crear un millón de cookies para sus millones de suscriptores? Solía encerar mis piernas

Professionally, it was never really that painful. And the thing is I don't really have that high of a pain tolerance Professionally, it was never really that painful. And the thing is I don't really have that high of a pain tolerance

Profesionalmente, nunca fue realmente tan doloroso. Y la cosa es que realmente no tengo tanta tolerancia al dolor

It's just don't overthink it that's my advice It's just don't overthink it that's my advice

Simplemente no lo pienses demasiado, ese es mi consejo.

Just go for it, you know listen to music that helps a lot for the cookies question Just go for it, you know listen to music that helps a lot for the cookies question

Solo ve y escucha la música que ayuda mucho para la pregunta de las cookies.

I do plan on making a million cookies when I hit a million subscribers I do plan on making a million cookies when I hit a million subscribers

Planeo hacer un millón de cookies cuando llegue a un millón de suscriptores

Okay, I'm gonna need all the help I can get but don't worry that video will come when I hit a million subscribers Okay, I'm gonna need all the help I can get but don't worry that video will come when I hit a million subscribers

De acuerdo, necesitaré toda la ayuda que pueda obtener, pero no te preocupes, el video aparecerá cuando llegue a un millón de suscriptores.

Well, if I hit a million subscribers, let's not jinx it here if animals could talk Well, if I hit a million subscribers, let's not jinx it here if animals could talk

Bueno, si llego a un millón de suscriptores, no hagamos clic aquí si los animales pudieran hablar.

Which one would you have a conversation with a squid? When's the last time you screamed at the top of your lungs headphone users beware? Which one would you have a conversation with a squid? When's the last time you screamed at the top of your lungs headphone users beware?

¿Con cuál de ellos conversarías con un calamar? ¿Cuándo fue la última vez que gritó en la parte superior de sus pulmones usuarios de auriculares con cuidado?

How the heck did you get 300,000 subs in less than a week How the heck did you get 300,000 subs in less than a week

¿Cómo diablos conseguiste 300,000 subs en menos de una semana?

I don't know what happened, but I saw all your vids in one day you see here's a thing I don't know what happened, but I saw all your vids in one day you see here's a thing

No sé qué pasó, pero vi todos tus videos en un día, ves que aquí hay una cosa.

I'm kind of in a little shady deal with YouTube at the moment, so I can't really talk about it I'm kind of in a little shady deal with YouTube at the moment, so I can't really talk about it

En este momento estoy un poco turbio con YouTube, así que no puedo hablar de ello.

But once I kill everyone at YouTube headquarters and I take over the world. I'll spill all the tea, honey But once I kill everyone at YouTube headquarters and I take over the world. I'll spill all the tea, honey

Pero una vez maté a todos en la sede de YouTube y me apoderé del mundo. Derramaré todo el té, cariño.

Where's your favorite place to run in the middle of the road on the highway? Where's your favorite place to run in the middle of the road on the highway?

¿Cuál es tu lugar favorito para correr en medio de la carretera en la carretera?

in fact

de hecho

in fact I can outrun all the cars in case you're wondering I run out of thousand kilometers an hour not even an exaggeration I can outrun all the cars in case you're wondering I run out of thousand kilometers an hour not even an exaggeration

Puedo superar a todos los autos en caso de que se estén preguntando, me quedo sin mil kilómetros por hora, ni siquiera una exageración.

This is not hyperbole. Oh, and where did you get your glasses from? You know my glasses? This is not hyperbole. Oh, and where did you get your glasses from? You know my glasses?

Esto no es una hipérbole. Ah, ¿y de dónde sacaste tus lentes? ¿Conoces mis gafas?

Um, they're like for prescription purposes. They're not for fashion Um, they're like for prescription purposes. They're not for fashion

Um, son como para fines de prescripción. No son de moda

I got these glasses two years ago I got these glasses two years ago

Tengo estas gafas hace dos años.

And I'm really blind my prescription is negative for so if I don't wear my glasses And I'm really blind my prescription is negative for so if I don't wear my glasses

Y estoy realmente ciego, mi receta es negativa, así que si no uso mis lentes

I'm going to step on something the lenses. I don't know if you can even see but they don't even fit the frame correctly I'm going to step on something the lenses. I don't know if you can even see but they don't even fit the frame correctly

Voy a pisar algo las lentes. No sé si puedes ver, pero ni siquiera encajan correctamente en el marco

That's how blind I am. I can't even see the camera from this far away That's how blind I am. I can't even see the camera from this far away

Así es como estoy ciego. Ni siquiera puedo ver la cámara desde tan lejos.

What do you think of the relatable youtubers trend youtubers like you Antonio Garza Emma Chamberlin trending and growing rapidly What do you think of the relatable youtubers trend youtubers like you Antonio Garza Emma Chamberlin trending and growing rapidly

¿Qué piensas de los youtubers con tendencia a los youtubers como tú? Antonio Garza Emma Chamberlin tiende a crecer rápidamente

I'm glad you asked this question because sooner or later I would have to address it I'm glad you asked this question because sooner or later I would have to address it

Me alegra que haya hecho esta pregunta porque, tarde o temprano, tendría que abordarla.

I think a lot of it has to do with the state of YouTube right now I think a lot of it has to do with the state of YouTube right now

Creo que mucho de esto tiene que ver con el estado de YouTube en este momento

I feel like high production quality type of content was very popular in like 2010 to I feel like high production quality type of content was very popular in like 2010 to

Siento que el tipo de contenido de alta calidad de producción fue muy popular en 2010 como

2012 and I feel like people are just kind of getting tired of it 2012 and I feel like people are just kind of getting tired of it

2012 y siento que la gente se está cansando de eso

So I think that's why the relatable youtuber trend has started to kind of blow up a bit So I think that's why the relatable youtuber trend has started to kind of blow up a bit

Así que creo que es por eso que la tendencia de youtuber relatable ha comenzado a explotar un poco

But also I feel like this brand of youtuber we have to be very careful because we can't rely on But also I feel like this brand of youtuber we have to be very careful because we can't rely on

Pero también siento que esta marca de YouTube tenemos que tener mucho cuidado porque no podemos confiar en

Editing to make ourselves funny. I looked through my videos a while back and especially my older videos Editing to make ourselves funny. I looked through my videos a while back and especially my older videos

Edición para hacernos graciosos. Miré a través de mis videos hace un tiempo y especialmente mis videos más viejos

I did draw a lot of inspiration from youtubers like Emma and Antonio and I feel like I was abusing the I did draw a lot of inspiration from youtubers like Emma and Antonio and I feel like I was abusing the

Me inspiré mucho en youtubers como Emma y Antonio y siento que estaba abusando del

editing so I'm definitely trying to cut back on the editing after all editing is supposed to editing so I'm definitely trying to cut back on the editing after all editing is supposed to

Edición, así que definitivamente estoy tratando de reducir la edición después de que se supone que toda la edición

Complement what you're doing not take over it. Also another point. I feel like relatable youtubers are not gonna last long Complement what you're doing not take over it. Also another point. I feel like relatable youtubers are not gonna last long

Complementa lo que estás haciendo, no te encargues. También otro punto. Siento que los youtubers relacionables no van a durar mucho

I don't think I'm gonna be here as long as Jane Dawson was I mean I don't think I'm gonna be here as long as Jane Dawson was I mean

No creo que vaya a estar aquí mientras Jane Dawson fuera, quiero decir.

I hope I am but I I'm not too sure about it. I feel like us relatable youtubers I hope I am but I I'm not too sure about it. I feel like us relatable youtubers

Espero que lo esté pero no estoy muy seguro de ello. Siento que somos youtubers relatables.

We appeal to a very young generation We appeal to a very young generation

Llamamos a una generación muy joven.

And once we grow up, we're not gonna be cracking jokes about school moms getting fat, you know And once we grow up, we're not gonna be cracking jokes about school moms getting fat, you know

Y una vez que crezcamos, no vamos a hacer chistes sobre que las mamás de la escuela engordan, ya sabes

We're all gonna have lives of our own so I'm really interested to see where this kind of evolves We're all gonna have lives of our own so I'm really interested to see where this kind of evolves

Todos vamos a tener vidas propias, así que estoy realmente interesado en ver dónde evoluciona este tipo de cosas.

Anyways, that's my little TED talk Domino's or Papa John's Anyways, that's my little TED talk Domino's or Papa John's

De todos modos, esa es mi pequeña charla en TED Domino's o Papa John's

It's DiGiorno

Es DiGiorno

It's DiGiorno Do you watch Netflix if yes then what is your favorite series? My favorite series probably not heard of it. It's called dark Do you watch Netflix if yes then what is your favorite series? My favorite series probably not heard of it. It's called dark

¿Ves Netflix si es así entonces cuál es tu serie favorita? Probablemente mi serie favorita no haya oído hablar de ella. Se llama oscuro

It's an originally a German series, but they dubbed it in English. The storytelling is impeccable It's an originally a German series, but they dubbed it in English. The storytelling is impeccable

Es originalmente una serie alemana, pero la apodaron en inglés. La narración es impecable.

I've never seen a TV show that could have so many characters and still have a really good story line. Usually TV shows for example I've never seen a TV show that could have so many characters and still have a really good story line. Usually TV shows for example

Nunca he visto un programa de televisión que pudiera tener tantos personajes y que todavía tenga una historia realmente buena. Por lo general, programas de televisión, por ejemplo

stranger things or Riverdale which stranger things or Riverdale which

cosas más extrañas o que Riverdale

You get to

Llegas a

You get to confused and you can't keep up with a story dark can actually do that and the story itself is about this man who abducts confused and you can't keep up with a story dark can actually do that and the story itself is about this man who abducts

confundido y no puede mantenerse al día con una historia oscura en realidad puede hacer eso y la historia en sí es sobre este hombre que secuestra

Children and sends them back in time. He created his own time machine and he literally sends them back in time Children and sends them back in time. He created his own time machine and he literally sends them back in time

Los niños y los devuelve en el tiempo. Creó su propia máquina del tiempo y, literalmente, los devuelve en el tiempo.

I feel like sci-fi has become really repetitive. But this is the only sci-fi series that I actually found was quite original I feel like sci-fi has become really repetitive. But this is the only sci-fi series that I actually found was quite original

Siento que la ciencia ficción se ha vuelto muy repetitiva. Pero esta es la única serie de ciencia ficción que encontré que fue bastante original

I highly recommend it

Lo recomiendo altamente

I highly recommend it it's definitely not something that you can just like play and do your homework to it's definitely not something that you can just like play and do your homework to

definitivamente no es algo que te guste jugar y hacer tu tarea

Because it requires a lot of focus. Would you rather suck your left or right toe there too many options Because it requires a lot of focus. Would you rather suck your left or right toe there too many options

Porque requiere mucho enfoque. ¿Prefieres chuparte el pie izquierdo o derecho? Hay demasiadas opciones.

Hit me bitch, I'm sorry, I really don't like swearing on this channel Hit me bitch, I'm sorry, I really don't like swearing on this channel

Pégame perra, lo siento, realmente no me gusta jurar en este canal

I know I swore in the last video and I'm honestly really sorry about it I know I swore in the last video and I'm honestly really sorry about it

Sé que juré en el último video y, sinceramente, lo siento mucho.

I didn't like it and I'm never gonna do it again. What's your favorite shape of pasta? The one that goes like this? I didn't like it and I'm never gonna do it again. What's your favorite shape of pasta? The one that goes like this?

No me gustó y nunca lo volveré a hacer. ¿Cuál es tu forma favorita de pasta? El que va así?

Would you ever move to LA? I don't want to shade anyone here, and I'm really not here to spill the tea Would you ever move to LA? I don't want to shade anyone here, and I'm really not here to spill the tea

¿Alguna vez te mudarías a Los Ángeles? No quiero dar sombra a nadie aquí, y realmente no estoy aquí para derramar el té

But I will never move to LA hold me to that one But I will never move to LA hold me to that one

Pero nunca me mudaré a Los Ángeles.

Okay, when I move out I'm gonna move out to the middle of nowhere and I'm serious about that Okay, when I move out I'm gonna move out to the middle of nowhere and I'm serious about that

De acuerdo, cuando me mude, me mudaré a la mitad de la nada y eso lo tomo en serio.

I'm gonna buy a house in the thickest fattest forest I'm gonna buy a house in the thickest fattest forest

Voy a comprar una casa en el bosque más gordo más grueso

You can find no one can contact me for miles and I will buy four dogs. They will learn to cook my own food You can find no one can contact me for miles and I will buy four dogs. They will learn to cook my own food

No se puede encontrar a nadie que pueda contactarme por millas y compraré cuatro perros. Aprenderán a cocinar mi propia comida.

So that when the apocalypse hits zombies who you know, they'll never find me So that when the apocalypse hits zombies who you know, they'll never find me

Para que cuando el apocalipsis golpee a los zombies que conoces, nunca me encuentren.

I'll be the one to find out I'm gonna be the real threat. I'm gonna be why the apocalypse happens ever killed someone I'll be the one to find out I'm gonna be the real threat. I'm gonna be why the apocalypse happens ever killed someone

Yo seré quien descubra que yo seré la verdadera amenaza. Voy a ser por qué sucede el apocalipsis alguna vez mató a alguien

Do you like Harry Potter and if so, which house are you in I am obsessed with Harry Potter Do you like Harry Potter and if so, which house are you in I am obsessed with Harry Potter

¿Te gusta Harry Potter y, si es así, en qué casa estás? Estoy obsesionada con Harry Potter

I read the entire book series. I've never taken one of those quizzes that are like which house are you in? I read the entire book series. I've never taken one of those quizzes that are like which house are you in?

Leí toda la serie de libros. Nunca he tomado uno de esos exámenes que son como en qué casa estás?

I don't know it kind of weird to me, you know, but anyways I don't know it kind of weird to me, you know, but anyways

No lo sé un poco raro para mí, ya sabes, pero de todos modos

One of the story is I was extremely obsessed with Harry Potter when I was in like grade 2 One of the story is I was extremely obsessed with Harry Potter when I was in like grade 2

Una de las historias es que estaba extremadamente obsesionada con Harry Potter cuando estaba en el grado 2

Which toe is your favorite this one if a tomato was a person what would be their profession a Which toe is your favorite this one if a tomato was a person what would be their profession a

¿Cuál es tu dedo favorito de este dedo si un tomate fuera una persona? ¿Cuál sería su profesión?

Librarian a minion or Shrek if you could eliminate one of the two, who would you send to the pits of hell? Librarian a minion or Shrek if you could eliminate one of the two, who would you send to the pits of hell?

Bibliotecario, un siervo o Shrek, si pudieras eliminar a uno de los dos, ¿a quién enviarías a las fosas del infierno?

Why are we doing Shrek dirty? Like I don't understand this. Can we even draw a comparison between a minion and Shrek? Why are we doing Shrek dirty? Like I don't understand this. Can we even draw a comparison between a minion and Shrek?

¿Por qué estamos haciendo Shrek sucio? Como si no entendiera esto. ¿Podemos incluso hacer una comparación entre un siervo y Shrek?

Who are you people? Have you ever drank alcohol or smoked weed? Just wondering if you do edgy teen things Who are you people? Have you ever drank alcohol or smoked weed? Just wondering if you do edgy teen things

¿Quienes son ustedes? ¿Alguna vez ha bebido alcohol o ha fumado marihuana? Solo me pregunto si haces cosas adolescentes tontas.

I've never been to a high school party. It's really embarrassing I've never been to a high school party. It's really embarrassing

Nunca he estado en una fiesta de la escuela secundaria. Es realmente vergonzoso

Alcohol and those types of things. I honestly don't understand how teens can stomach Alcohol and those types of things. I honestly don't understand how teens can stomach

El alcohol y ese tipo de cosas. Sinceramente, no entiendo cómo los adolescentes pueden soportar el estómago.

Alcohol, like obviously, I've tried it. You know, I've done one up Alcohol, like obviously, I've tried it. You know, I've done one up

El alcohol, como obviamente, lo he probado. Ya sabes, he hecho uno

one of the easy no like a one of the easy no like a

uno de los fáciles no como un

Type of thing. I don't understand how people can like alcohol. It doesn't taste good that being said Type of thing. I don't understand how people can like alcohol. It doesn't taste good that being said

Tipo de cosa. No entiendo cómo a la gente le puede gustar el alcohol. No sabe bien que se diga

What I'm just gonna leave that there for moral support What I'm just gonna leave that there for moral support

Lo que voy a dejar eso allí por apoyo moral.

How do you feel about your sudden rise and fame? How do you feel about your sudden rise and fame?

¿Cómo te sientes acerca de tu súbito ascenso y fama?

I don't think I'm famous if you think about it at the moment, there's about like I don't think I'm famous if you think about it at the moment, there's about like

No creo que sea famoso si lo piensas en este momento, hay como

400,000 of you. There's 7 billion people on this planet, you know 400,000 of you. There's 7 billion people on this planet, you know

400,000 de ustedes. Hay 7 mil millones de personas en este planeta, sabes

400,000 is not a lot. I'm so grateful for everyone who subscribed like don't get me wrong, but I don't think I'm famous 400,000 is not a lot. I'm so grateful for everyone who subscribed like don't get me wrong, but I don't think I'm famous

400,000 no es mucho. Estoy muy agradecido por todos los que se suscribieron, no me malinterpretes, pero no creo que sea famoso.

Will you make merch I've been thinking about it if I do ever make merch I don't want to make clothing Will you make merch I've been thinking about it if I do ever make merch I don't want to make clothing

Harás merchandising en el que he estado pensando si alguna vez hago merchandising que no quiero hacer ropa

You know

Ya sabes

You know I want to make something that you'll actually use like a mug or something or a backpack or Sony's I want to make something that you'll actually use like a mug or something or a backpack or Sony's

Quiero hacer algo que realmente usarás como una taza o algo o una mochila o la de Sony

Like if everyone could rock these Sony's that would be incredible, you know like that would just be enough for me already Like if everyone could rock these Sony's that would be incredible, you know like that would just be enough for me already

Como si todos pudieran tocar estos Sony, eso sería increíble, sabes que eso ya sería suficiente para mí

What are you gonna be for Halloween? What are you gonna be for Halloween?

¿Qué vas a ser para Halloween?

Have you had your first kiss yet? Um, excuse you no, honey Have you had your first kiss yet? Um, excuse you no, honey

¿Ya has tenido tu primer beso? Um disculpa no cariño

I will only have my first kiss after I'm married, okay? I will only have my first kiss after I'm married, okay?

Solo tendré mi primer beso después de casarme, ¿de acuerdo?

No, in fact after I have kids that's what I'm gonna have my first kiss No, in fact after I have kids that's what I'm gonna have my first kiss

No, de hecho, después de tener hijos, eso es lo que voy a tener mi primer beso

Do you ever wonder who was the first person to smoke weed like who was the first person to say? Do you ever wonder who was the first person to smoke weed like who was the first person to say?

¿Alguna vez te has preguntado quién fue la primera persona en fumar marihuana y quién fue la primera persona en decirlo?

Oh, look at this plant Oh, look at this plant

Oh, mira esta planta

Imma light it on fire and inhale it sometimes I wonder who was the first person to eat food Imma light it on fire and inhale it sometimes I wonder who was the first person to eat food

Imma lo prende fuego y lo inhalo. A veces me pregunto quién fue la primera persona en comer.

How did they go from feeling hungry to being like I need to eat food? How did they go from feeling hungry to being like I need to eat food?

¿Cómo pasaron de sentirse hambrientos a ser como que necesito comer alimentos?

You know how many people died before they realize that they had to eat food to survive You know how many people died before they realize that they had to eat food to survive

Usted sabe cuántas personas murieron antes de darse cuenta de que tenían que comer alimentos para sobrevivir.

Would you ever have thought you would have grown this much in a short amount of time? Would you ever have thought you would have grown this much in a short amount of time?

¿Alguna vez habrías pensado que habrías crecido tanto en poco tiempo?

No, I was shook when I had 10 and I lost my mind when I got a hundred so No, I was shook when I had 10 and I lost my mind when I got a hundred so

No, me estremecieron cuando tenía 10 y perdí la cabeza cuando llegué a cien, así que

400,000 it's not even registered yet 400,000 it's not even registered yet

400,000 ni siquiera está registrado todavía.

I'm finished I'm finished

terminé

Darn it. Anyways, that's the video everyone. Thank you for watching. Thanks for subscribing Darn it. Anyways, that's the video everyone. Thank you for watching. Thanks for subscribing

Maldita sea. De todos modos, ese es el video de todos. Gracias por ver. Gracias por suscribirte

I love you guys an unhealthy amount and I love you guys an unhealthy amount and

Los amo mucho y poco saludables.

Please burn this image into your heads. If I didn't get to your question. I'm really sorry. Trust me Please burn this image into your heads. If I didn't get to your question. I'm really sorry. Trust me

Por favor, grabe esta imagen en sus cabezas. Si no llegara a tu pregunta. Lo siento mucho. Créeme

I read at least a thousand questions trying to just find the ones that were the best I read at least a thousand questions trying to just find the ones that were the best

Leí por lo menos mil preguntas tratando de encontrar las que eran las mejores.

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