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*Intense Breathing*
*kuvvetli nefes alıp verme*
Joana you were supposed to be 19 when it's 12:00 not 1:00
Joana,saat 00.00'da 19sun, saat 01.00'da değil -,-
You were 19 for 59 minutes before you realised. You were nineteen for fifty nine minutes before you realised.
Sen farkına varmadan 59 dk boyunca 19dun
Why is no one talking about how she used 1 AM instead of midnight?
Neden kimse Joana'nın gece yarısını kullanmak yerine saat 1i kullandığını konuşmuyor?
At the beginning of this video The clock says 12:59 doesn't that mean that it's already been 59 minutes past midnight So she's already 19 by then or
Videonun başında saat 12.59'u gösteriyordu yani 59 dakikadır 19du???
aM I juSt DUMB? *taptaptaptaptap*
Ya da sadece salağım...
You know, I was born at 1:00 a.m, r i g h t?
Saat 01.00'da doğduğumu biliyorsunuz,değil mi?
Okay, so you're gonna have to excuse my absolutely terrible eczema
Pekala,kesinlikle ve kesinlikle kötü olan egzamamı mahzur görün tamam mı...
I am going through a bit of a flare-up right now, there's nothing I can do to stop it
ve birazcık arttı.. Durdurmak için hiçbir şey yapamıyorum
So all the people in my last video who thought I had hickeys *um chile moment*
Geçen ki video herkes boynum da morluk ;)olduğunu düşünmüş
You think I have time for MEN?
Bir erkek için zamanım olduğunu mu düşünüyorsunuz
Hey dudes, how's it going? So this is a yearly video
selam gençlik,nasıl gidiyor?
I like to make for several reasons really. 1. I get to rant about everything
Bu, yıl içerisinde öğrendiğim şeyleri laflamak
I've learned this year 2. We get to see the improvement or deterioration in my art skills that occurred over the past year.
ve geçtiğimiz yıl da gerçekleşen sanat becerilerimde ki iyileşmeyi ya da bozulmayı görmek için yaptığım yıllık video
Now, I don't want to be purposefully obtuse about the "Sister moment" we're having right now on the internet, but I don't also want to talk about something that doesn't really concern me
Şu an internet üzerinde yaşadığımız abla-kardeş zamanı için kasıtlı olarak kalın kafalı olmak istemem fakat beni ilgilendirmeyen konu hakkında konuşmak istemiyorum
So I'm just gonna say this...
Direkt söyleyeceğim....
Jeffree Star is the pink Slenderman
Jeffree star bir pembe slenderman...
Okay, I'm done That's the only joke, I'm gonna make.
Yapacağım tek espri bu
Okay, you know what this video is gonna be long enough
bu video yeterince uzun
So I'm gonna stop talking out the ass and let's just get right into it.
Bu yüzden konuşmayı kesiyorum ve hadi başlayalım Size: 2 yıl sonra aynı video ya da 2 yıl önceki aynı video (aynı şeyyy :D)
✨hi ✨So I've sketched out everything, you know, and I've been really diligent to even map out the different colors.
Heyyyy. Her şeyi çizdim Farklı renkler de çizmeme rağmen çok çalışkan oldum
I didn't come here to play. I think I'm gonna start with the background this time then we'll leave the face *canvas abuse*
Buraya oynamaya gelmedim(?) Bu sefer sanırım arka planla başlayıcam
We'll leave the face. You know what my biggest regret in life is?
Yüzü bırakıcaz Hayatta ki en büyük pişmanlığım ne biliyor musunuz?
Deciding to paint this painting with the palette this big.
Tavanı bu büyük palet ile boyamaya kara vermek
What was I thinking!?
Ne düşünüyordum ki???
This is like the size of my face.
Bu kafam büyüklüğünde..
In other news, I'm absolutely sweating *fans herself*
VE diğer haber ise: ben terliyorum..
WhaT- And this is why you should never ever buy brushes off on Amazon
Neden fırçalarını amazondan asla ve asla almamalısın
This is the third time I'm recording this whole spiel
Bütün konuşmamı çektiğim 3.sefer
So you're gonna have to deal with my patience
Sabrımı çekmek zorundasınız
Now, I'm aware that like everything
I'm about to say sounds extremely mundane
especially given the current happenings,
So just take it with a grain of salt.
A lot of things happen behind the scenes this past year,
And a lot of things that I haven't really been honest about.
So let's go back all the way back to August of 2019
I'm out of school. I'm having fun. I'm 𝐵𝐿𝒪𝒩𝒟𝐸!
Then my parents are like, "Hey, let's go on a vacation. "
So we pick up everything and then we go to Brazil and it's so much fun.
You know, we haven't seen our relatives in almost a decade
So it's nice to like rejoice and see all our friends and family and you know go out for dinner and eat
A LOT! Now that's all fun and games, but the problem lies in that with this little vacation
it took us out of our normal day-to-day routine so badly and
you don't realize that until you come home
and Normal life hits you in the face again
we got home at the end of August and I was going into first year of
Undergrad in like four days no matter how strong you want to say that you are like you're never prepared for it
University is not high school with a little bit of sprinkling of condiments on the side
No, it's not so it's the end of August and I'm like completely out of my
normal routine and I'm in no shape to get back into the swing of things right school begins and it was kind of like trying
To jump on to a train that's already moving and I wasn't prepared. So yeah, school begins
Everything's ehh
But I'm dealing with it I'm sitting in the back of chem 1,000 and I'm just marinating in my anger
Then October rolls around and I realize
Joana
You're really sleep-deprived. As a kid, I've always been in bed at 9:00 p.m
Ritually. Sleep is honestly, Underrated.
But here's the thing, you know ever since YouTube started. There's this really cool phenomenon
That's kind of been going on where you'll just be like
Scrolling on the homepage, you know. Oh, hey, is that like a parmesan recipe? Of course! how do you make parmesan? You have to- wait what? You have to age it for a year. What time is it?
Oh my god. It's 2:00 a.m
Where the hell did the hours go?? pretty much for the entirety of 2019
I survived on like three or four hours of sleep a night which isn't healthy
for anybody... and this is where things kind of start to spiral out of control
Because when you're tired You can't get any work done and when you can't get any work done
You spend a lot of time at the computer and then 10:00 p.m. rolls around and you're like, holy crap
I have a test tomorrow. So you start frantically studying and then you can't go to bed on time
So you wake up tired and the whole thing starts again?
Now December rolls around and all this starts to take a toll on me
You know
I'm generally unhappy, I get uninspired and you can tell because I barely posted at the end of 2019
I have no idea how I got through December of last year
How I went through the entirety of exam season and didn't fail a single exam. Honestly baffles me
I have no idea how that happened. And that's the end of the first semester
Okay So I'm about to start the second half of the background, and this is where things kind of went south on the last one
i don't know if you can see it, but I've just kinda freestyled it... I freesoloed (?) it
I'm sorry. Pardon. That's not that's not the same water. So yeah, I've kind of got my work cut out for me here
I'm listening to the Great Gatsby
soundtrack and they have a animated just a [blow a kiss]
You know, a perfect rendition of bang bang EDM style. Oh no. Oh, yes
I need to go to bed
So January comes around and I'm like, you know what Joanna it's time that you get you're
Together, you know, so I made it a thing, that I would be in bed by 9:00 p.m
Every night, and lights off by 10:00. So that worked for like two weeks, and then it hit me.
That I'm pretty addicted to technology, and sometimes you're in bed; you're about to go to sleep
And then all you want to do is go on your phone
So I did several things to manage my little technology addiction. Number one
I deleted Twitter, you know, I've joked about the fact that I deleted Twitter in a couple videos
But I've never actually explained why. There are several reasons why, first of all, it's super addictive, you know
you could just be scrolling on your timeline for like ages. Two, that thing is like
An echo chamber of anger, you'll be scrolling and you can just feel yourself get more angry
There's something about the culture of Twitter, where you can't express your opinion without
Someone else taking it as a personal offence. And it's just toxic
There's something extremely wrong with the fabric of Twitter, and it's not my place to fix it, you know
So I had to dip out of there. I'm not an expert. I don't like to dish out advice on anything
I don't like to recommend that you do anything, but one thing I feel comfortable getting behind 100%.
And that's telling you, that your life will be a hundred percent better if you delete your Twitter account
So after I deleted my Twitter account, you know, it kind of just made me realize do I really need a phone?
No, I don't! So I got rid of it. I haven't touched my phone in half a year
I know my friends are probably texting me but,
Hey, I limit the time I spend on
YouTube to like 30 minutes a day, and this is coming from someone who has a freaking YouTube channel, so it is possible to
Drastically cut down the amount of time you spend just like looking at stupid stuff on the internet. Is it hard?
Yes, especially given what I do
I'm not in the loop of a lot of things
Like I honestly come to learn about drama and things like that or news
Way after everybody has learned about it, but the amount of time and productivity that I get out of living this way
It's invaluable, honestly. The other thing I also did was ummm
Delete my Instagram account. I deleted it two weeks ago. I hadn't touched it in a year So there was really no point for me to keep it
Honestly, like Instagram also is like completely different from Twitter and toxic in its own way
But I'm pretty sure that conversation has been had like a million times before so I'm not gonna try to add on to it
Hi. Hello. Good morning. It's the morning
I'm about to start the eyes, and the face, and everything else, you know.
I don't know if you can, tell but my eyelids kind of swollen.
So we're gonna see what that's about, you know. Pretty sure it's the stupid eczema, but what am I gonna do anymore?
Anyways, okay, you know what? Let's- I just- I need to paint. I think you have something on your nose
I'm not entirely sure though. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, it's on your entire face. What the hell?
*Scoffs* So second semester begins, I'm in a much better mood
I'm also able to finally you know, improve my eating habits
I'm not spending my entire day eating. Which is kind of what I was doing for pretty much ever since I had come back from
Brazil. Now I did make a couple changes to my diet. I'm not gonna talk about that... At all, because as soon as you even open your mouth about nutrition
Everybody turns into Dr.Oz
and wants to tell you what to eat and what you shouldn't eat. So I'm gonna kind of spare the details on that one
For now. But, either way, you know, I was actually also able to fix a lot of things with this little "diet change".
That shall remain nameless. I had kind of a couple digestive issues before, and now they're just gone, you know.
See you later! My anxiety kind of disappeared too. I can lift more weights in the gym. Well, I could. I can't now because I've been stuck at home for the past six months!
I was able to fix my insatiable hunger. The bottomless pit
That was my stomach feels a little bit shorter now, so that's good.
I grew i-i grew
This should not even be possible. This-this goes against all laws of physics. I grew
a quarter of an inch *Confused face*
What!? I'm 19 I shouldn't be growing it's not-at all.
It's not even in my business to be growing at this point, but I grew a quarter of an inch
Who would have thunk, so now I'm just past five foot four, you know
Everybody should honestly kind of be worried because soon I'm gonna be taller than the Empire State Building. So
Just keep that in mind. It's time
For a pandemic. Okay. So it's like the beginning of March and then
everybody's like
Corona! And we get stuck at home
Honestly quarantine was probably one of the best things to ever happen to me
I got so productive during quarantine. And I mean, let's be honest here
My life really wouldn't be that different if quarantine hadn't happened, and now I'm here
I'm 19. I'm five foot four and a quarter
My blood pressure is 110 over 70, and my heart rate is 120
So I'd say things are going pretty well. As for the future
Who knows? You know, I have three more years of school to go. I don't know what I'm gonna do after that
I still don't, maybe I'll go off and live in the woods in the hole or something
I'll be happy with that at this point, honestly
Whoever this woman is, I'm like sincerely. Sorry. I have three paintings of you in this exact position
It doesn't it's not what it looks like
I promise I looked back at last year's video before I made this one, and I couldn't help but cringe at how much I've changed
since last year. I've learned a lot about Youtube culture and the difference between
Watching content and actually creating it. And there's a lot of nuance to that
Situation that, I think you only understand if you've kind of been on both sides of the aisle.
It's kind of always surprised me, how there's this expectation that because you're a youtuber you have to take this like extremely
seriously. I don't take this seriously, I never have and I never will. I don't have a manager. I don't have a PR team
I don't have a personal assistant. I don't have a lawyer
I hate people. I can count on one hand the amount of times I've collabed with someone. I don't take sponsorships
𝒰𝓈𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝒹𝑒 𝒥𝑜𝒽𝓃 𝒞𝑒𝓃𝒶 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝟣𝟢% 𝑜𝒻𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝓅𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝓇𝓊𝓈𝒽𝑒𝓈
Hell, my channel isn't even verified by YouTube. For all I know you guys could all be fake
It was just last week that I got my million subscriber plaque.
I still even haven't gotten my hundred thousand one yet.
But because of all these things, you know, people often look at me and there's something strange and then they're like
is that a glitch in the simulation. And my humbly unhumble opinion. For all those reasons you just
mentioned you bought all your subscribers. And you know what, go ahead. Maybe I did buy all my subscribers. To this day
I still get people asking me if I bought my subscribers. Maybe I did. Maybe you're a robot. Maybe I invented you,
maybe I Programmed your AI so that you can fulfill my sick fantasy, and you know at the end of the day.
this is just, all a lesson in accepting the fact that
People unfortunately have the right to say whatever the hell they want about you, and the faster you
accept that... the better your life will be. I know mine was. I like to remind myself that most of the people talking
Smack about me on the internet don't have the balls to come up to me in real life and say it to my face
The last thing I wanted to say
is just, you know a
Little a little tidbit for the masses. Doesn't matter if you're a rock. It doesn't matter if you're a paperclip
It doesn't matter if you're a shoe. if you're on the Internet
You're racist past will come back to haunt you
We should probably-we should probably talk about this. Not gonna lie, It turned out like really good!
I think at least. Looking at the one I painted last year
I mean there's a world of a difference, and it's funny cuz last year when I finished that painting I thought that one was amazing
so, you know, this is nice. I definitely
improved my color matching skills
That was something that I had kind of struggled with on the last painting, especially compared to like the one before that.
What the hell was I thinking when I made that first one?
Why did I ever think that it looked even remotely like the picture cuz it doesn't. It's like I've taken the original Photos thrown it in a blender and then decided to paint it. And even then I did a terrible job!
I hate making videos where I talk about myself for too long cuz it just feels awfully selfish, but you know what?
once in a while
It's pretty entertaining. So yeah, I hope you enjoyed this. I'll see you guys next week
Thank you for sitting through this whole video if you actually did...
Yeah, that's all I have to say. Love you.
Why do I feel like
Somebody's watching me.
I can't enjoy my tEa
Why do I feel like
SoMeBody's WaTcHinG mE~!!! bye :)
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