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- Cop. - Cop.
- Politi. - Politi.
- Hello, police. - Po-Po!
- Hej, Politi. - Po-Po!
- Nothing happening here.
- Der sker ikke noget her.
- It was a po.
- Det var politiet.
Almost burped.
Bøvsede næsten.
I have the hiccups.
Jeg har hikke.
(hiccups)
(hikke)
- You have the hiccups?
- Har du hikke?
(hiccups)
(hikke)
- Oh, that's not good.
- Åh, det er ikke godt.
(breathes in)
(holder vejret)
- I don't think holding your breath is a good idea, dude.
- Jeg tror ikke, at det er en god idé at holde vejret, dude.
(beeps)
What's up, guys, it's Collins Key.
Hvad så venner, det er Collins Key.
Now I'm missing Devan right now, so I think he slept in.
Devan er her ikke, så jeg tror, han sov over sig.
So give me one second.
Så giv mig et sekund.
(snaps)
(knips)
You good, bro?
Har du det godt, bro?
Today's the day, dog.
I dag er dagen, dog.
- Oh, today's the day.
- Åh, i dag er dagen.
- He is getting his wisdom teeth removed.
- Han skal have fjernet sine visdomstænder.
So he is gonna go out and do it in just a second.
Så han skal ind og have det gjort lige om lidt.
And then, as you guys know,
Og så, som I ved,
when he gets the wisdom teeth removed,
når han får fjernet sine visdomstænder,
they give him some, something that makes him all loopy.
giver de ham noget, noget der får ham til at være helt rundt på gulvet.
So we're gonna just film it, see what happens.
Så vi filmer det, og ser hvad der sker.
(dramatic music)
Ready, Devan?
Er du klar, Devan?
- I'm kind of tired.
- Jeg er ret træt.
- I think they're ready for you, bro, you should go.
- Jeg tror, de er klar til dig, bro, du burde gå.
- [Narrator] One eternity later.
- En evighed senere.
(clock ticking)
(impact sound)
- [Collins] So Devan, we're gonna do a little interview
- Så Devan, vi laver lige et lille interview.
right now, all right?
Lige nu, okay?
I need verbal confirmation, is that cool?
Jeg har brug for verbalt bekræftelse, er det okay?
- What?
- Hvad?
- What are you looking at, bro?
- Hvad kigger du på, bro?
- Shh, try.
- Shh
- Okay, first question.
- Okay, første spørgsmål.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
Hvor meget træ kan en bæver tygge
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
hvis en bæver kan tygge træ?
- Wood.
- Træ.
- That's the right answer, congratulations. Next question.
- Det er rigtigt, tillykke. Næste spørgsmål.
- Nailed it!
- Jeg klarede det!
- Do you have a girlfriend, Devan?
- Har du en kæreste, Devan?
- Nah.
- Nej.
- You sure?
- Er du sikker?
- Nah.
- Nej.
- All right, Devan, I want you to name
- Okay, Devan, jeg vil have et svar
what's your favorite food right now?
hvad er din yndlings mad lige nu?
- Favorite food, hands down, would have to be
- Min yndlings mad er helt sikkert
ice cream.
Is.
- What's your least favorite food?
- Hvad kan du ikke lide?
- Salt. I hate salt.
- Salt. Jeg hader salt.
There's too much salt on everything!
Der er for meget salt på alting!
- All right, Devan, next question, you ready?
- Okay, Devan, næste spørgsmål, er du klar?
What's the first thing you notice about a girl?
Hvad er den første ting, du bemærker ved en pige?
- First thing I notice about a girl
- Første ting jeg bemærker ved en pige
is the girl.
er pigen.
(air horns)
Hands down.
Nemt.
- What is your least favorite video we've ever filmed?
- Hvilken video er din mindste favorit, af dem vi har filmet?
- Now this one's tough.
- Den her er svær.
- [Narrator] Three hours later.
- Tre timer senere.
Bro.
Bro.
There's like four trees right there.
Der er fire træer lige der.
- Yeah, that's correct.
- Ja, det er rigtigt.
- There's four trees.
- Der er fire træer.
Why are there four trees?
Hvorfor er der fire træer?
- Wanna go fight them?
- Vil du hen og slås med dem?
- You know what? I do.
- Ved du hvad? Det vil jeg.
- Wait, yo yo yo yo yo yo, bro,
- Vent, yo yo yo yo yo yo, bro,
I don't think you can walk.
Jeg tror ikke, at du kan gå.
Dude, you like literally couldn't walk a second ago.
Dude, du kunne ikke gå for et sekund siden.
(car door closes)
(bildør lukker)
- You're right, I'd probably lose anyway.
- Du har ret, jeg ville sikkert tabe alligevel.
- Do you remember anything from like,
- Kan du huske noget fra
when you were going into the operation?
da du skulle ind til operationen?
- Absolutely nothing.
- Absolut intet.
The only thing I remember,
Den eneste ting, jeg kan huske,
they asked a lot of questions.
er at de spurgte mig om en masse.
- Like what kind of questions?
- Hvilke former for spørgsmål?
- Just random questions.
- Bare underlige spørgsmål.
Just like how old are you?
Som hvor gammel er du?
What's your name?
Hvad hedder du?
I'm like why do you need to know this about me so personal?
Hvorfor behøver de at vide så personlige ting om mig.
- What's your name?
- Hvad hedder du?
- It's Mike. Duh.
- Mike, duh.
Not a lot of people know it, and they were asking it.
Der er ikke mange der ved det, og de spurgte mig om det.
And I'm like, guys!
Altså, folkens!
- Just to clarify, right now,
- Bare for at klarlægge lige nu,
you're saying that Mike is your real name
du siger at Mike er dit rigtige navn
and Devan is like a stage name?
så Devan er dit falske navn?
- Devan is a wack name,
- Devan er et lamt navn,
I don't know where you came up with that.
Jeg aner ikke, hvor du fik det fra.
Mike is my name.
Jeg hedder Mike.
- Mike.
- Mike.
- Mike, bro!
- Mike, bro!
Like Mike and Ike.
Ligesom Mike og Ike.
It just rhymes with so much stuff like
det rimer bare på så meget som
Mike.
Mike.
Ike.
Ike.
Chilling on my bike.
Hænger ud på min cykel.
Rolling up to the street.
Kører hen ad vejen.
You know, it just rhymes with so much stuff.
Det rimer bare på så meget.
Out of all names,
Ud af alle navne,
Mike is my name.
er Mike mit navn.
- So from now on, you're sticking with it.
- Så fra nu af, holder du fast i det.
You are now to be known as Mike.
Du bliver nu genkendt som Mike.
- Bro, I was always Mike.
- Bro, Jeg har altid været Mike.
- So 2017, you now Mike.
- Så 2017, du er nu Mike.
- My name is Mike. My brother's name is Ike.
- Mit navn er Mike. Min brors navn er Ike.
- No, not true.
- Nej, ikke sandt.
I am Collins, and you are supposed to be Devan
Jeg er Collins, og du burde være Devan
but I think the drugs took you away.
men jeg tror, at medicinen har dig.
Question I have for you, Devan.
Et spørgsmål jeg har til dig, Devan.
- No questions.
- Ingen spørgsmål.
I don't take questions anymore.
Jeg kan ikke lide spørgsmål længere.
- Are you okay that I'm filming you in your car?
- Er det okay med dig, at jeg filmer dig i din bil?
- No!
- Nej!
Actually, it's okay.
Det er faktisk okay.
Oh my gosh.
Åh gud.
- What?
- Hvad?
- Choked.
- Blev kvalt.
- So Devan, I've got some really deep,
- Så Devan, jeg har nogle virkelige dybe
complicated questions for you right now.
komplicerede spørgsmål til dig lige nu.
- Hit me up, dog, in the DMs get keep popping.
- Jeg er klar, dog, og DM'erne bliver ved
- Are you ready for this?
- Er du klar?
- So ready.
- Så klar.
- Do you think 'sand' is called 'sand'
- Tror du at 'sand' hedder 'sand'
because it's between the sea and the land?
fordi det ligger mellem sø og land?
Next question.
Næste spørgsmål.
If you drop soap on the floor,
Hvis du taber sæbe på gulvet,
is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
er gulvet så rent, eller er sæben beskidt?
- I've thought about that one.
- Jeg har tænkt på den der.
Literally thought about that one right there.
Har seriøst tænkt på præcis den der.
I don't even know.
Jeg ved det ikke engang.
- Got a question for you, Devan.
- Jeg har et spørgsmål til dig, Devan.
How come our nose runs but our feet smell?
Hvorfor løber vores næser, men vores fødder lugter?
- Our noses run?
- Løber vores næser?
- Yeah, like a drippy nose or whatever, when you get sick.
- Ja, når du bliver forkølet.
- Oh, drippy nose.
- Nårh, forkølelse.
Should've just said that, dude, jeez.
Det kunne du jo bare sige, dude, jeez.
Bro, our feet can smell things?
Bro, kan vores fødder lugte ting?
- Oh my god.
- Åh gud.
- Nobody every told me this.
- Det har ingen fortalt mig.
Do they have like, nostrils on my nose
Har de næsebor i min næse
that I never knew about?
som jeg aldrig har været klar over?
Bro.
Bro.
- Dude, what the, when did that get there?
- Dude, hvad i alverden, hvornår kom den herover?
- That's a little close to my face.
- Det der er lidt for tæt på mit ansigt.
- Do my toes have noses?
- Har mine tæer næsebor?
- I don't know, but that's a little close to my face.
- Det ved jeg ikke, men det er lidt for tæt på mit ansigt.
- Back off, hater.
- Gå væk, hater.
Back off.
Gå væk.
- Whoa, look at me for a second?
- Whoa, kig lige på mig?
- Nailed it.
- Nemt.
- You got blood all around your mouth.
- Du har blod rundt om din mund.
- Do I really?
- Har jeg virkelig?
- And just on cue, it's your smoothie.
Der er din smoothie.
- Ah, woohoo!
- Ah, woohoo!
I got the smoothie. I got the smoothie.
Jeg fik min smoothie. Jeg fik min smoothie.
Which one is mine?
Hvilken en er min?
- [Mom] No, you can't drink it yet.
- Nej, du må ikke drikke den endnu.
- What?
- Hvad?
- [Mom] Not till we get home.
- Ikke før vi er hjemme.
- I can't drink it yet?
- Må jeg ikke drikke den endnu?
- [Mom] Nope.
- Nej.
- What, trying to torture me?
- Hvad, prøver du at torturere mig?
(rewinds)
En time tidligere...
- There he is. Oh, hey!
- Der er han. Oh, hej!
- Hey guys.
- Hej venner.
- What's up?
- Hvad så?
- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, hvordan går det?
- We're good.
- Godt.
- Yeah?
- Ja?
- [Collins] How are you man, how was the surgery?
- Hvordan går det, hvordan var operationen?
- Lit fam!
- Cool, venner!
- It was what?
- Hvad var det?
- It was awesome.
- Det var formidabelt.
- [Mom] It was awesome?
- Det var formidabelt?
- Feels great.
- Føles fantastisk.
- You feel good?
- Har du det godt?
- I can't really see right now.
- Jeg kan ikke rigtigt se lige nu.
This is kinda weird.
Det her er ret underligt.
- Everything's blurry?
- Er alt sløret?
- My eyes are like going from left to right.
- Mine øjne går fra højre til venstre.
It feels really weird.
Det føles ret underligt.
Well guys, give this video a thumbs up
Venner, giv denne video en tommel op
for me getting my wisdom teeth torn out
fordi jeg fik mine visdomstænder revet ud.
or turn up, I mean, taken out.
eller skru op, jeg mener, taget ud.
Comment, "Keyper Squad" and subscribe to this channel
Kommenter, "Keyper Squad" og abonner på denne kanal.
and turn up push notifications in five seconds.
og klik på notifikationer i løbet af fem sekunder.
Five.
Fem.
Four.
Fire.
I can't feel my tongue.
Jeg kan ikke mærke min tunge.
Like I literally can't feel my tongue.
Jeg kan seriøst ikke mærke min tunge.
- [Mom] That's normal.
- Det er normalt.
- It's normal?
- Er det normalt?
- It's normal.
- Det er normalt.
- This is normal?
- Er det her normalt?
I'm like, there's like, two light switches over there.
Der er to lyskontakter derovre.
Are there really two light switches?
Er der virkelig to lyskontakter?
Or is this my imagination?
Eller er det min fantasi?
- [Collins] I can confirm there are
- Jeg kan bekræfte, at der
actually three light switches, Devan.
faktisk er tre lyskontakter, Devan.
- There's three light switches?
- Er der tre lyskontakter?
- No, there's only two. There's only two.
- Nej, der er kun to. Der er kun to.
- No, there's four now!
- Nej, der er fire nu!
- Like your little blanket, by the way.
- Jeg elsker dit lille tæppe, forresten.
You look really comfortable.
Du ser virkelig komfortabel ud.
- Like, what is happening right now?
- Hvad sker der lige nu?
Whoa.
Whoa.
- What are you looking at?
- Hvad kigger du på?
- The thing.
- Den ting.
- The ceiling?
- Loftet?
- Yo, Bar!
- Yo, Bar!
- Yo.
- Yo.
- My man!
- Min dreng!
Thank you, bro.
Tak, bro.
Love you.
Elsker dig.
- Got a lot of chapstick on right now.
- Det ligner, at du har en masse læbepromade på lige nu.
- I have chapstick on?
- Har jeg læbepromade på?
Do I look good?
Ser jeg godt ud?
- Ha.
- Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
- [Mom] Those are your teeth.
- Det her er dine tænder.
- These are my teeth?
- Er det der mine tænder?
Oh.
Oh.
(laughs)
(griner)
- [Collins] How many fingers am I holding up?
- Hvor mange fingre holder jeg op?
- Seven.
- Syv.
Ha, nailed it.
Ha, nemt.
Yo but I'm back, guys, this is super cool.
Yo, men jeg er tilbage, venner, det her er super fedt.
I like this.
Jeg kan godt lide det her.
Hey, mom.
Hej, mor.
- Hi.
- Hej.
- I can't focus on you, but I see you. Hey.
- Jeg kan ikke fokusere på dig, men jeg kan se dig. Hej.
- Hi.
- Hej.
- Hi.
- Hej.
There's two exit to the lobby signs.
Der er to exit til lobbyen skilte.
- Devan, Devan you're pretty loud, bro.
- Devan, Devan du er ret højlydt, bro.
- Devan, you're getting really loud.
- Devan, du er ved at blive højlydt.
- I'm getting really loud?
- Er jeg ved at blive højlydt?
- You're like yelling, bro.
- Du råber nærmest, bro.
- I'm yelling?
- Råber jeg?
- Bring it down just a little.
- Skru ned bare en lille smule.
- Just a little bit.
- Bare en lille smule.
Like this quiet.
Så stille her.
Wait, there's only two light switches?
Vent, er der kun to lyskontakter?
- [Collins] Yep, there's only two.
- Jep, der er kun to.
- I thought there's four light switches.
- Jeg troede, der var fire lyskontakter.
- Devan, Devan, you're yelling again. You're yelling again.
Devan, Devan, du råber igen. Du råber igen.
- And now there's, the sign levitated again.
- Og nu svæver skiltet igen.
- Shh.
- Shh.
Are you Snapchatting?
Snapchatter du?
- No.
- Nej.
- [Mom] You know you Snapchatted when you first came out?
- Ved du, at du snapchattede, da du kom ud?
- I Snapchatted when I first came out?
- Snapchattede jeg, da jeg kom ud?
For reals?
Seriøst?
- We don't know where it went.
- Vi ved ikke hvor det blev af.
It might've gone out, it might not have gone out.
Det er måske kommet ud, det er måske ikke kommet ud.
- Well I can check right now.
- Jeg kan tjekke det lige nu.
Yo!
Yo!
- [Collins] You Snapchatted a lot, bro. Dude!
- Du snapchattede meget, bro. Dude!
- Oh my god!
- Åh gud!
- We're gonna stand straight up.
- Vi skal helt op at stå.
- Okay, cool. Whoa.
- Okay, fedt. Whoa.
Can't really stand.
Jeg kan ikke stå.
Whoa, hey, ho. Oh, whoa.
Whoa, hey, ho. Oh, whoa.
She told me not to talk.
Hun sagde, at jeg ikke skulle snakke.
- [Mom] Yeah, no.
- Ja, nej.
- But I'm gonna talk.
- Men jeg snakker alligevel.
- Shh. No.
- Shh. Nej.
- Breaking the rules.
- Bryder reglerne.
- Take this in this hand,
- Tag denne i den hånd,
and now I want you to put this against that cheek.
og nu vil jeg have, at du sætter den mod den kind.
- Okay.
- Okay.
(burps)
(bøvser)
I burp.
I bøvsede.
Is this a ride in a wheelchair?
Er det her en køretur i en kørestol?
- [Collins] Shh, Devan, remember, inside voice.
- Shh, Devan, husk, stille stemme.
- We do it awesome.
- Det er for fedt.
Whoo!
Whoo!
I'm like the light of speed, man.
Jeg er ligesom lysets hastighed.
There's, speed of light?
Lysets hastighed?
Light speed?
Hastighedslys?
I don't know.
Jeg ved det ikke.
Whoo!
Whoo!
- Okay, here comes a bump
- Okay, der kommer et bump her.
(yells)
(råber)
- Yo!
- Yo!
I have never traveled this fast in my life.
Jeg har aldrig været i så hurtig fart før.
Oh!
Oh!
It's a ramp!
Det er en rampe!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Okay, this is tough.
Okay, det her er svært.
- I know.
- Det ved jeg.
- All right. All right, all right, all right.
- Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna lock my knees,
Jeg fastlåser mine knæer,
and I'm gonna like put some muscle into this.
og lægger styrke i.
(yells)
(råber)
Yeah!
Ja!
Whoo!
Whoo!
(fast forwards)
Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks.
Åh, tak. Åh, tak.
Oh, thank you.
Åh, tak.
- Come on, Devan, do a little more strength, okay?
- Kom så, Devan, læg lidt mere styrke i, okay?
(fast forwards)
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
- Okay, no, no.
- Okay, nej, nej.
One, two, three, come up.
En, to, tre, kom op.
- [Collins] All right, Devan, so give me the update.
- Okay, Devan, giv mig en opdatering.
We are now in the car.
Vi sidder nu i bilen.
What's going on in the world of Devan?
Hvad sker der i Devans verden?
- Oh my god, that's what I look like?
- Åh gud, er det sådan jeg ser ud?
Oh my god.
Åh gud.
I look beautiful. I look beautiful.
Jeg ser smuk ud. Jeg ser smuk ud.
(laughs)
(griner)
- Okay, so, Devan.
- Okay, så, Devan.
Devan?
Devan?
- Huh?
- Hva?
- We can go home, and you can have the food at home,
- Vi kan tage hjem, og du kan få mad hjemme,
or I can stop by and get you a smoothie somewhere.
eller du kan få en smoothie et sted.
- Y'all, let's get a smoothie.
- Lad os få en smoothie.
Is that a turtle?
Er det en skildpadde?
I see a turtle.
Jeg kan se en skildpadde.
Bro, the turtle's flying.
Bro, skildpadden flyver.
Yo, it's a fast car.
Yo, det er en hurtig bil.
- I think they were trying to race us.
- Jeg tror de ville køre omkap.
- [Collins] Oop, we lost him.
- Hov, vi mistede ham.
- Ha ha, I'm back.
- Ha ha, jeg er tilbage.
I feel like curling up in this position.
Jeg føler for at sidde sådan her.
This feels most natural to me.
Det føles som det mest naturlige for mig.
- That's the most natural position you can think of?
- Er det den mest naturlige position, du kan tænke på?
- Bro, you're just a hater.
- Bro, du er bare en hater.
Okay?
Okay?
- Ooh.
- Ohh.
- Back off.
- Gå væk.
- [Mom] All right, sit up.
- Okay, sæt dig op.
Use your arm to lift yourself up.
Brug dine arme til at løfte dig selv op.
(yells)
(råber)
- Got it.
- Klarede det.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm bleeding.
Jeg bløder.
- [Collins] Tell me, Devan, would you be down
- Fortæl mig, Devan, ville du være i humøret til
to do a carpool karaoke?
at lave en carpool karaoke?
- Carpool karaoke
- Carpool karaoke
(vocalizes)
Yes, I hit all the notes.
Ja, jeg ramte alle tonerne.
- What song would you wanna sing?
- Hvilken sang ville du synge?
- I would wanna sing some yodeling song.
- Jeg ville synge en jodle-sang.
Doesn't even have to be a specific song, just
Det behøver ikke at være en specifik sang, bare
(yodels)
(jodler)
- All right, well, let's do it.
- Okay, lad os gøre det.
- Let's do it!
- Lad os gøre det!
- Jeez.
- Jøses.
All right, Devan, so right now,
Okay, Devan, så lige nu,
we are about to do the carpool karaoke.
skal vi til at lave en carpool karaoke.
Mom's about to hit a car.
Mor er ved at ramme en bil.
All right, so right now, Devan,
Okay, så lige nu, Devan,
you ready to do some carpool karaoke?
er du klar til at lave en carpool karaoke?
- Am I about to be James Corden?
- Skal jeg til at være James Corden?
- So you said you wanted to do some yodeling, right?
- Så, du sagde at du ville jodle, ikke?
(yodels)
(jodler)
So I'll let you kick it off, go for it.
Så jeg lader dig starte, gå til den.
(yodels)
(jodler)
- Did I kill it?
- Var det godt?
- That was kill it. You killed it.
- Det var godt. Du var god.
(yodels)
(jodler)
(beat boxes)
(beat boxer)
(yodels)
(jodler)
- I just, I just nailed it.
- Jeg gjorde det så godt.
- Wow. That was pretty impressive, not gonna lie.
- Wow. Det var ret imponerende, jeg vil ikke lyve.
(vocalizes)
- I got blood!
- Jeg har blod!
I blood my lip.
Jeg har blod på min læbe.
- [Collins] Did you get it?
- Fik du det?
- Nope. But listen.
- Nej. Men hør.
- Yes?
- Ja?
- That car look funky.
- Den bil ser funky ud.
- Prius?
- Prius?
- Perhaps so.
- Måske.
- What?
- Hvad?
- Oh, good.
- Åh, godt.
- Yo, I have an idea.
- Yo, jeg har en idé.
Right now, you wanna do a little yeeting contest?
Vil du være med til en yeeting konkurrence lige nu?
- Yeet!
- Yeet!
- We'll start off quiet. Yeet.
- Vi begynder stille. Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet.
- Yeet!
- Yeet!
- Yeah I can't top that,
- Den kan jeg ikke toppe.
that's the ultimate yeet for the day.
Det er det ultimative yeet for i dag.
- Yeet!
- Yeet!
Well today's a good day.
I dag er en god dag.
- Why?
- Hvorfor?
- Because I'm rolling with my friends.
- Fordi jeg kører med mine venner.
- Am I your friend?
- Er jeg din ven?
- Nah, except my mom.
- Nej, jeg snakkede om mor.
- Roasted!
- Ristet!
- Dude, your breath is rancid, bro.
- Dude, din ånde er harsk, bro.
- Bro.
- Bro.
- No!
- Nej!
Oh, dude, that's horrible.
Oh, dude, det er forfærdeligt.
- Okay, I'll stop, I'll stop.
- Okay, jeg stopper, jeg stopper.
- Okay, thank you.
- Okay, tak.
(breaths)
Dude, dude, it's so bad!
Dude, dude, det er så slemt!
Where like you smell something terrible,
Kender du det, at du kan lugte noget forfærdeligt,
you can like, taste it?
og så kan du smage det?
That's what's happening right now.
Det er det, der sker lige nu.
Thank you for turning the air on, Mom.
Tak fordi du tændte for luften, mor.
I appreciate that.
Det sætter jeg pris på.
- Whoa, that's a lot of air!
- Whoa, det der er meget luft!
Whoo!
Whoo!
- Cop. - Cop.
- Politi. - Politi.
- Hello, police. - Po-Po!
- Hej, politi. - Po-Po!
- Nothing happening here.
Der sker ikke noget her.
- It was a Po.
- Det var politiet.
Almost burped.
Bøvsede næsten.
I have the hiccups.
Jeg har hikke.
(hiccups)
(hikker)
- You have the hiccups?
- Har du hikke?
(hiccups)
(hikker)
- That's not good.
- Det er ikke godt.
(breathes in)
(holder vejret)
- I don't think holding your breath is a good idea, dude.
- Jeg tror ikke, det er en god idé at holde vejret, dude.
(exhales)
(udånder)
Okay, all better.
Okay, meget bedre.
Give me a hug, man.
Giv mig et kram.
- Okay. Don't breathe on me, bro.
- Okay, Lad vær med at ånde på mig, bro.
I appreciate the love, Devan.
Jeg sætter pris på kærligheden, Devan.
Nope, that's great, okay, yep, no, okay.
Nej, det er, okay, jep, nej, okay.
- You got a soft hair.
- Dit hår er blødt.
- Thanks.
- Tak.
- Whoa, hey, bunny ears.
- Whoa, hey, kaninører.
(vocalizes)
- Oh, do a suh dude.
- Oh, lav en suh dude.
- Suh dude.
- Suh dude.
- Yeah, that'll work. That'll work.
- Ja, det vil virke. Det vil virke.
Give us like a, just a normal Devan suh dude.
Giv os et normalt Devan suh dude.
- Suh dude!
- Suh dude!
- This stuff makes him like absolutely wild.
- Det der får ham til at være super skør.
That is for sure.
Det er helt sikkert.
- This is normal Devan.
- Det her er den normale Devan.
- This is normal Devan?
- Er det den normale Devan?
- This is normal Devan.
- Det her er den normale Devan.
- This is the new normal?
- Er det det nye normalt?
- This is the, nope.
- Det her er, nej.
Just normal Devan.
Bare normale Devan.
Yes.
Ja.
Closer, closer, closer.
Tættere, tættere, tættere.
- So we're gonna put him in this chair.
- Så vi sætter ham i denne stol.
- That chair?
- Den stol?
I hate that chair.
Jeg hader den stol.
- Oh my gosh.
- Åh gud.
- That chair's terrible!
- Den stol er forfærdelig!
I won't touch my butt to it.
Jeg vil ikke røre den med bagdelen.
- Dude, you must touch your butt to it.
- Dude, du bliver nødt til at røre den med din bagdel.
- My butt will evade it.
- Min bagdel vil undgå det.
- I'm actually dying here, fam!
- Jeg er faktisk ved at dø her, venner!
- I'm just trying to feel love.
- Jeg prøver bare at føle mig elsket.
Thank you guys.
Tak venner.
- Get some attention, was that what it was?
- At få noget opmærksomhed, var det det, det var?
- I feel loved.
- Jeg føler mig elsket.
- Bro, you good, fam?
- Bro, er du okay, ven?
- Get him in the chair.
- Få ham i stolen.
- Okay.
- Okay.
What are you doing, dude?
Hvad laver du, dude?
Okay, Devan.
Okay, Devan.
Dude, pick his butt up.
Dude, saml hans bagdel op.
Get his butt off the chair.
Få hans bagdel af stolen.
Okay, there you go.
Okay, sådan.
I need like a giant like, rubber band
Jeg har brug for en stor elatisk
to just wrap around him right now.
til at putte om ham lige nu.
- Y'all are cool. Y'all are cool.
- I er alle seje. I er alle seje.
Are you having fun with this, Mom?
Synes du, det er sjovt, mor?
- Yes, I am.
- Ja, jeg gør.
- Having a good time?
- Har det sjovt?
That's too big a spoon.
Den ske er for stor.
- Too big a spoon?
- For stor en ske?
- You need a smaller spoon.
- Du har brug for en mindre ske.
- I don't know if I have a smaller spoon.
- Jeg ved ikke, om jeg har en mindre ske.
- You better get one.
- Du har bare at finde en.
She's getting me a spoon.
Hun henter en ske til mig.
Is it gonna hurt?
Vil det gøre ondt?
- No.
- Nej.
- All right.
- Okay.
- Okay.
-Okay.
Drink it down.
Synk det.
(impact sound)
- Okay, you get to hold on to this.
- Okay, du skal holde den her.
And here, you just get to touch any card you want, okay?
Og her skal du bare røre hvilket som helst kort, du vil, okay?
Whoa.
Whoa.
- That one.
- Den der.
- The four or the 10? The four?
- Fireren eller tieren? fireren?
Okay, take it out.
Okay, tag det ud.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay, I'll take it out for you.
- Okay, jeg tager det ud for dig.
And just if you can uncap the sharpie,
Og hvis du så tager låget af tuschen,
'cause I'm gonna have you sign the card, okay?
fordi du skal signere kortet, okay?
No no no no no no no!
Nej nej nej nej nej nej nej!
Dude, don't use your mouth!
Dude, du skal ikke bruge din mund.
What are you doing?
Hvad laver du? Okay, okay.
Okay, just touch it with your mouth.
Du rørte den med munden.
Okay, here.
Okay, her.
So I want you to just take the sharpie,
Så tager du tuschen,
and just sign your card, your four.
og signerer dit kort, fireren.
Oh my gosh, dude.
Åh gud, dude.
Dude, really?
Dude, virkelig?
No, now you got my finger, bro!
Nej, nu fik du det på min finger, bro!
Okay, so we'll recap the sharpie.
Okay, så sætter vi låget på igen.
- Is it me, or did I nail that signature?
- Er det bare mig, eller nailede jeg den signatur?
- Yeah, that was the Devan original signature right there.
- Ja, det var den originale signatur lige der.
- Nailed it!
- Nailede den!
- It's getting a little bit violent at the moment.
- Han er lidt voldsom i øjeblikket.
- Woohoo!
- Woohoo!
- Here, watch, we'll try this.
- Her, se, vi prøver dette.
- Yeah?
- Ja?
- Check this out, you ready?
- Tjek det her ud, er du klar?
- Oh my, you got sharpie on me, bro!
- Jeg har tusch på mig, bro!
How did you do that?
Hvordan gjorde du det?
- You ready?
- Er du klar?
Watch right here, watch.
Se lige her, se.
We're gonna go one, two, three like this.
Vi siger en, to, tre sådan her.
(laughs)
(griner)
And then here, hold onto the marker for me.
Og så holder du tuschen for mig.
Pinch on the marker now, pinch on the marker.
Hold ved tuschen nu, hold ved tuschen.
- But how?
- Men hvordan?
- Pinch on the marker, pinch on the marker.
- Hold ved tuschen, hold ved tuschen.
Dude, just pinch the marker.
Dude, hold nu bare ved tuschen.
Here we go, watch, we go one, two, three like that.
Så siger vi, en, to tre, sådan her.
And then we can take it right off, right?
Og så kan vi bare tage det af, ikke?
- What?
- Hvad?
No, get that away.
Nej, få det væk.
(tapping)
I don't know how you do it, bro.
Jeg ved ikke, hvordan du gør det, bro.
I really don't know how you do it.
Jeg ved virkelig ikke, hvordan du gør det.
- All right, well guys,
- Okay, venner,
I think that's about it for this video.
Jeg tror, at det var det for denne video.
So Devan, I think you get the honors
Så Devan, jeg synes, at du skal have æren
of doing the outro right now, so.
af at lave outroen lige nu, så.
- We're giving away this card.
- Vi giver dette kort væk.
- Yeah, we are giving away this card on our Instagram.
- Ja, vi giver dette kort væk på vores instagram.
So if you wanna win it, all you have to do,
Så hvis du vil vinde det, skal du bare
just follow both of us on Instagram
følge os begge på instagram
and turn on both of our Instagram post notifications
og trykke på vores instagram post notifikationer
and you must like the most recent photo we posted
og du skal like det sidste billede, vi har lagt op.
and comment on it, "Keyper Squard."
og kommenter "Keyper Squard".
If you do that, you'll automatically be entered in
Hvis du gør det, vil du automatisk være med
to win this one of a kind, let me, let me.
i at vinde dette unikke, lad mig, lad mig.
- Mine. - Let me show them.
- Min. - Lad mig vise dem.
- No. - Then show them.
- Nej. - Så vis dem det.
This one of a kind, signed card.
Dette unikke, signeret kort.
I don't think Devan has ever signed anything like that
Jeg tror ikke, at Devan nogensinde har signeret noget lignende.
in his entire life just that way.
i hele hans liv sådan der.
I haven't either, actually, you know what, hold on.
Det har jeg heller ikke, ved du hvad, vent lige.
I'm gonna add my own signature to it, here we go.
Jeg signerer det også, sådan her.
- You took my card.
- Du tog mit kort.
- I'm sorry, I'll give it back.
- Undskyld, jeg skal nok give det tilbage.
- He took my card.
- Han tog mit kort.
- Now we got my signature on it.
- Nu har vi også min signatur på det.
So yeah, if you wanna win this, go and do that right now.
Så ja, hvis du vil vinde dette, skal du gøre det lige nu.
- My card.
- Mit kort.
- Yeet!
- Yeet!
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