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I have to show you something okay
♪ (music) ♪ (mahina) May ipapakita ako sa'yo.
don't get turned on okay I'm serious
Ok. Wag kang malilibugan. Ok!
Gabby I don't want this to ruin our
Seryoso ako, Gaby.
friendship is that how you think
Ayokong masira ang pagkakaibigan natin.
friendship works you just see a vagina
Ganon ba yon?
and poof friendship gone that were true
Makita ko lang keps mo, di na tayo friends?
I would have no friends how did you know
E di sana wala na akong kaibigan.
I was gonna show you my vagina my
Ba't alam mong ipapakita ko pekpek ko?
birthday wish three years in a row okay
Tatlong taon ko nang gustong makita ang keps mo.
come on what do you have Jovi is it a
Okay-- Sige na, Allison!
rash ward herp I don't know I haven't
Ano nga yan? Pakita mo na! Bungang-araw ba yan? Tulo? Ewan ko.
looked ever no it's just what if it's an
Di ko pa tinignan. Kahit kailan?
actual STD then not only will I be dying
Hindi! Paano kasi kung may STD pala ako?
but my parents will be so disappointed
Mamamatay na ako tapos
in me why would your parents have to
malulungkot pa ang mga magulang ko.
know I mail my dad my insurance forms
Ba't naman nila malalaman? Pinapadala ko kay dad ang insurance ko.
how do you even know something's there I
Paano mo naman nasabing may ewan diyan?
felt it uh-huh while I was wiping Gabby
Nakapa ko. Uh-huh. Habang nagpupunas ako.
it's big like AIDS big I don't want to
Malaki siya, Gaby. Malaki parang AIDS. Hindi panukat ang AIDS
put you through this but I figured that
Ayoko sanang idamay ka
you've seen things you probably had
pero alam kong marami ka nang nakita.
things only thing I've ever had is a
at marami ka nang karanasan.
good time sweetheart okay I know you did
Puro kasiyahan lang ang karanasan ko, sweetheart. Okay Wag na nating pag-usapan yan.
tell me if this is urgent care mad or
Basta sabihin mo lang sa akin
write my will right away emergency rooms
kung malala ba ito kailangan ko na bang maghabilin
bad I can tell you right now it's not
o pumunta ng ospital.
bad Wow because nothing on the vagina could be that bad Allison okay one in
Ngayon pa lang alam kong wala lang yan. Paano mo nasabi? Allison, wala lang yan. Kepyas lang yan.
four people have herpes HPV is rampant
Ok? Maraming may herpes.
sometimes the vagina just gets rubbed
Maraming may HPV. Minsan napupudpod lang talaga
weird from overuse you just saying
ang kepyas sa kakikiskis.
everybody's body is beautiful you knew
Eww! Ibig ko lang sabihin, maganda ang katawan ng bawat isa.
it and you're gonna take one look at my
Sabi na nga ba, e. Isang tingin mo lang sa keps ko
ward Eva Gina and get real excited I can
malilibugan ka na.
look at a naked body without getting
Kaya kong tumingin sa hubad na katawan na di tinitigasan.
excited I'm not an animal
Hindi ako hayop.
really because I could think of multiple
Talaga lang a. E Ilang beses mo nang
times where you've explained your
sinabing "hayop tayong lahat!"
behavior by screaming we're all animals
pag naggagago ka.
take off the towel show me your vagina
Tanggalin mo na yan,
so we can all go back to living our
pakita mo na pekpek mo,
gender oppressed lives this was a
para matapos na ito at magpaka-tuod na ulit tayo.
mistake okay I'm just gonna have an
Isa itong pagkakamali.
anxiety attack until I can see a
Magpapakalulong na lang ako sa takot at kaba
professional
bago pumunta sa manggagamot.
you can't die of anxiety please not
Di ka pwedeng mamatay sa takot at kaba.
right away
Hindi agad-agad.
Alison take off the towel no take off
Allison, tanggalin mo na yan--
the towel no take off the towel
Ayoko! Tanggalin mo ang tuwalya mo! Ayoko! TANGGALIN MO NA YAN!
I ain't grown hair really yeah I'm
(whines) Hmm. Naipit na bulbol. Talaga!?
positive
Oo. Sigurado.
you can see the little hair poking out
May maliit na bulbol na nakatusok palabas.
you just got a heat up a pair of
Magpainit ka ng
tweezers take a shot of whiskey and
tweezers, isang shot ng whiskey.
pluck that sucker out
sabay hila sa bulbol.
Prairie medicine okay what I think it's
Promdi-style. Okay. Ano?
a little rude that you're not at all
Naiinis lang ako
turned on what do I need to do to make
di ka man lang nalibugan. (pabulong) Hay nako. ♪ (music) ♪
you like it just shave it should I wax
Anong kailangan kong gawin para malibugan ka? (pabulong) Patayin mo na ako. Kunin mo na ako.
it should I be conditioning it is that a
Gusto mo ahitin ko? I-wax ko? Lagyan ko ng conditioner?
thing is there a vagina conditioner you
May ganun ba? Vagina conditioner?
know I've been told not to do Sh but
Sabi nila wag kong hugasan sa loob
maybe that's what I gotta do
pero baka yun ang gusto mo.
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