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I only have 2 bills left, a 50 and a 1.
Zostały mi tylko dwa papierki, 50$ i 1$.
One of 'em is a 50, and one of 'em is a dollar.
Jeden z nich to 50$, a drugi to dolar.
I'm supposed to guess which is which.
Muszę odróżnić który jest który.
I'm gonna say that the fifty dollar bill ...
Powiem, że 50$ to...
...is this one.
...ten.
[buzzer]
[brzęczyk]
[audience groans]
[rozczarowana widownia]
♪ [Bumper music]
[muzyka]
The way my money works for me, is it really doesn't. I mean, it's all the same size.
Sposób w jaki pieniądze dla mnie działają to taki, że nie działają. To znaczy, wszystkie mają ten sam rozmiar.
There's no way to distinguish between any of the paper money in this country at all
Nie ma mowy bym rozróżnił jakikolwiek papierowy pieniądz w tym kraju.
(bartender) Hi Tommy!
(barman) Cześć Tommy!
(Tommy) Hi, what are you doing?
(Tommy) Cześć, co tam?
(Tommy narrating) And it's all by trust, you know? I have to rely on people.
(Tommy w narracji) Wszystko polega na zaufaniu, wiecie? Muszę polegać na ludziach.
That they're not going to beat me.
Że mnie nie oszukają.
(bartender) Can I get you something to drink?
(barman) Chcesz coś do picia?
(Tommy) Yeah, can I get a pint, the usual?
(Tommy) Ta, dostanę pół litra tego, co zwykle?
(bartender) Sure.
(barman) Oczywiście.
(Tommy, narrating) So what I'll do is I'll give them like a $20 bill,
(Tommy w narracji) Więc to co robię to to, że daję im 20$
and buy a $6 beer, let's say.
i powiedzmy, że kupuję piwo za 6$.
[register closing]
[kasa się zamyka]
I have to trust that they're gonna give me $14.
Muszę ufać, że wydadzą mi 14$.
(bartender) Here Tommy. Your change is $14. Fives are on the top, singles are on the bottom.
(barman) Proszę Tommy. Twoja reszta to 14$. Piątka jest na górze, jednodolarówki na dole.
(Tommy) Thank you very much!
(Tommy) Dziękuję bardzo!
(bartender) You're welcome.
(barman) Proszę bardzo.
(Tommy) 'Preciate you.
(Tommy) Doceniam twoją pomoc.
[bell rings] ka-ching!
[dzwonek] Ka-ching!
(Tommy) The way I use money is this. I keep my money in order,
(Tommy) Sposób w jaki używam pieniędzy jest taki. Trzymam pieniądze w kolejności
from largest to smallest, from bottom to top.
od największych do najmniejszych, od spodu do wierzchu.
Here's $50, right, that's a fifty dollar bill.
Tu jest 50$, prawda, pięćdziesięciodolarówka.
This should be a twenty dollar bill, right here.
Tu powinno być 20$.
Here's a tener, and here's a fiver.
Tu jest dziesiątka, a tu piątka.
And then I can get you a single in my pocket,
A następnie mogę ci dać jednodolarówki z mojej kieszeni.
if you'd like to see George Washington make the party.
Jeśli chcesz zobaczyć jak Jerzy Waszyngton dołącza do imprezy.
You know, and that's how I keep it all straight.
I właśnie w ten prosty sposób mam porządek.
I guess some people fold their money, so let's take this dollar for example.
Niektórzy ludzie składają swoje pieniądze, weźmy tego dolara na przykład.
Maybe they take the dollar, and fold it like, maybe like that or something.
Może biorą na przykład tego dolara, składają go jakoś tak.
Or maybe they take it and fold it, you know, long ways, like this.
Albo biorą go i składają, wiecie, wzdłuż w ten sposób.
I've seen a lot of girls take their money this way.
Widziałem wiele dziewczyn składających swoje pieniądze w ten sposób.
I guess it's easier for her to keep track of like this, I'm not quite sure.
Zgaduję, że tak jest łatwiej pilnować rachubę w ten sposób, nie jestem pewien.
[cash register closes]
[kasa się zamyka]
You know what, when I use money in public, that's where it all gets a little bit funny.
Wiecie co, gdy używam pieniędzy publicznie, to jest to, gdy zaczyna robić się trochę śmiesznie.
In 1991, the government passed this thing called the "Americans with Disabilities Act"
W 1991 r. rząd uchwalił tę rzecz zwaną "Ustawą o Amerykanach z Niepełnosprawnościami",
where all these companies have to adhere to it,
zgodnie z którą wszystkie firmy muszą się do niej dostosować,
but the federal government doesn't.
ale rząd federalny nie musi.
(bartender) Tommy, here's your change.
(barman) Tommy, twoja reszta.
(Tommy) The one thing that isn't accessible in this country is the money!
(Tommy) Jedyną rzeczą niedostępną w tym kraju są pieniądze!
(bartender) $14, fives are on top, singles are on the bottom.
(barman) 14$, piątki na górze, jednodolarówki na dole.
[buzzer, audience groans]
[brzęczyk, widownia rozczarowana]
(Tommy) Have I gotten screwed? Sure, of course.
(Tommy) Czy mnie kiedyś oszukano? Jasne.
I mean, I couldn't tell you when.
To znaczy, nie powiem wam kiedy.
But you know, I know I've gotten beat before, sure.
Ale wiecie, wiem że na pewno mnie już wyrolowano, oczywiście.
(Tommy) You're so good. Thank you very much.
(Tommy) Jesteś taka dobra. Dziękuję bardzo.
(bartender) Thank you.
(barman) Dziękuję.
(Tommy) 'Preciate you.
(Tommy) Doceniam twoją pomoc.
(Tommy narrating) Robbin' a blind guy? That's a lazy crook, in my opinion.
(Tommy w narracji) Obrabować niewidomego? Według mnie to dopiero leniwy złodziej.
(bartender) Oh my god, I feel so terrible lying to you.
(barman) O mój Boże, czuję się tak strasznie, okłamując cię.
♪ [Bumper music]
[muzyka]
So maybe the dollar they fold in half like this and keep in their wallet like that, right? Or maybe they take the fiver and fold it long-ways like this.
A więc może dolara składają na pół w ten sposób i trzymają w portfelu tak, no nie? A może biorą piątkę i składają wzdłuż, o tak.
I can't do it. This would be an expensive dance by the way, kids.
Ja nie potrafię. To byłby bardzo drogi taniec tak w ogóle.
(Tommy laughing) I can't help it.
(śmiech) Ale nic nie poradzę.
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