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Portuguese DUH
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(text message alert sounds)
SHUT UP!
shut up
Look, I just sent you an Emoji of a firetruck farting.
look I just sent you an emoji of a firetruck farting nice I'm gonna send
Nice, I'm gonna send you an Emoji of a chick farting on an old man's face.
you an emoji of a chick farting on an old man's face wait what the Frick is
Wait...what the frick is this ugly thing?
this ugly thing
Damn. That moon looks like it wants to molest somebody.
damn that moon looks like it wants to
Wait...are you guys talking about...Molester Moon?! -It does look pretty molestery. -I guess so.
move less somebody wait are you guys talking about molester moon let's go
Legend has it that if you send a friend Molester Moon
legend has it that if you send a friend
three times, they'll then get a series of Emojis
molester moon three times they'll then get a series of emojis which will tell
which will tell them how Molester Moon is gonna kill them!
them how molester moon is gonna kill them oh wait so does it have to be over
Wait, so does it have to be over three separate texts?
three separate acts or can you do it in
Or can you do it in the same message?
the same message I don't know like can
I don't know! Well can it be interspersed with other things?
it be interspersed with other things
Yeah, can you be like, "LOL, Molester Moon, LOL, Farting Cat--"
yeah I can you be like low my let's move
I don't know! Just don't do it! God! (text message alert sounds)
all farting cat oh I don't know just don't do it god what was that I just
What was that?! I sent him a Molester Moon three times.
said him a lesson room three times why
Why would you do that?!
would you do that well look he's not a
Well, look, he's not a main character and he's a minority, so he's pretty expendable.
main character and he's a minority so
-I'm not a minority! -Really? Then why are you subtitled? (¡Ay Dios Mio!) Oh my god! (text message alert sounds)
he's pretty expendable I'm not a minority really then why are you subtitled oh my god dude I got a message
Dude, I got a message from Molester Moon!
from Alistair moon what the honey's
-What?! -Ah, these Emojis don't even make sense.
emojis don't even make sense nice prank
-Nice prank, Ian...not! -I didn't send that.
did not I didn't send that can we all
Can we all just go to bed?
just go to bed being a minority is super
Being a minority is super tiring. Oh, wait. Pee-pee before sleepy!
tiring oh wait pee pee before sleepy me
Me too! Poo-poo before...uh...floo-poo!
too poo poo before
-(door creaks open) -Bonjour? Que eso? No! No! NOOOOOOOO! I know he was so pissed when he took away the bucket.
Bonjour Kissel no no will do what the
I know! He was like, "Not my bucket!"
-Oh, dude! What the hell happened?! -Check his phone.
hell happening but check his phone oh
Oh... Wait, he got a text from Molester Moon that says,
look honey he got a text from a Lester
"Fry ear donkey + pizza up rooster?"
moon that says fry ear donkey plus pizza up rooster don't look his ass is all
Dude, look! His ass is all burnt up! -Wait a second...OH! -Oh, Jesus!
burnt up wait a second Oh someone
Someone chopped up his wiener!
chopped up his wiener oh I get it it's
Oh, I get it. It's "Fry your ass and slice up cock."
fry your ass and slice up [ __ ] this
This Molester Moon is freaking clever.
molester mood is freaking clever so
-So Molester Moon is real. -Awesome. What?! No, that's-that's not awesome at all.
molester moon is real awesome Hitler
That's, like, the Hitler of all awesome. Which-Which isn't very awesome.
awesome which which isn't very awesome
Dude, how could you be having a midnight snack at at time like this?
dude how can you be having a midnight snack at a time like this
Well, duh. I'm hungry and it's a sleepover! It's what you do.
won't dumb hungry and it's a sleepover
Okay, and uh, who invited her?
what you do okay and who invited her
Well I thought the movie could use a little...sex appeal! -So, uh-- -Wait, what movie?
well I thought the movie could use a little sex appeal so why wait what movie
(text message alert sounds) Eww, this creepy moon face sent me a a bunch of Emojis.
No thus creepy moon face sent me a bunch of emojis you said her the molester moon
You sent her the Molester Moon too?!
- well I didn't want her to feel left
Well I didn't want her to feel left out! (girl shrieks) Dang it. I missed my mouth and got it all over my new shirt. I think I get the sex appeal thing now.
out sing it I missed my mouth and got it all over my new shirt I think I get the sex appeal thing now
This steaming bath should get rid of the stain.
this steamy bath should get rid of the
I just hope there aren't any electrical objects nearby
stain I just hope there are any electrical objects near by them might
that might electrocute me while I'm in here...
electrocute me while I'm in here just
just like this text message foreshadowed. (shrieks)
like this text message foreshadowed we
We have to call the cops.
have to call the cops you do that and
You do that and I'll send you the Molester Moon.
I'll send you the will s your moon you
-You don't have the guts! -Oh really? (multiple text message alerts are sent)
don't have the guts oh really
You idiot! You've doomed us all! (multiple text message alerts go off)
if you've doomed us all
Whatever. (scoffs) (Anthony) Oooh, Molester Moon is gonna get me!
whatever what the hell you think this
What the hell even this one means?!
one means oh that's super easy it means
Oh, that's super easy. It means you're gonna get ran over by a car
that you're gonna get ran over by a car
while you're Christmas tree shopping.
while your Christmas tree shop no I'll
No, dude. I'm pretty sure it means a guy is gonna pick me up,
do it I'm pretty sure it means a guy's
take me to the forest, and stick his thumb up my-- (both gasp)
gonna pick me up take me the forest
-I'm gonna molest you! -(gasps) -OH JESUS! -RUUUUUUUN! AAAAAAAH! (both yelp in fear)
[Music]
I'm gonna molest you! Where are we running?! I don't know! Just look out for random objects. The people getting chased always trips over them!
-Whoa! -Ian! Whoa! Come on man, get up! Oh! Dude, watch where you're going! Oh!
(both grunt and groan)
I'm gonna molest you! (both continue grunting and groaning) I'm gonna molest you!
[Music]
(both keep on gruntin' and groanin') I'm gonna molest you! (and then Ian and Anthony grunted and groaned some more) I'm gonna molest you!
[Music]
(more grunting and groaning) I'm gonna- (both scream) I'm gonna molest you!
(both whimper) Dammit! I'm still gonna molest you... once I get through this door! Ah! [bleep] it!
I'm gonna go molest somebody else!
Best. Sleepover. Ever.
best sleepover ever [Music]
To see behind-the-scenes footage, bloopers, and this...
to see behind-the-scenes footage bloopers and this does it take off it
-Does it tickle? -It tickles a little.
tickles a little I'm kind of aroused
-(laughter) -I'm kind of aroused. Click the video right here!
click the video right here
You got a little bit on your shoulder.
yeah little bit on your shoulder yeah
-Yeah, just- -(laughter off screen) -Yeah, you got it. -Got it.
yeah you got it got it got it
You got it.
and make sure you guys click that
And make sure you guys click that subscribe button
subscribe button or I'm gonna send you
or I'm gonna send <i>you</i> the Molester Moon three times.
the molester moon three times I'm
(text message alert sounds once) I'm serious.
serious
(text message alert sounds twice) Don't make me send the third one! (text message alert sounds for the third time)
don't make me send the third one [Music] [Applause] [Music]
not bad [Music]
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