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Ma’am!
¡Señora!
Oh, I’m sorry.
¡Ay! Perdona.
– Would you gimme some money? – Oh, I don’t…
- ¿Me da una limosna? - No...
– For me to eat… – Money?
- Es para comer... - ¿Dinero?
– Gimme some money. – Okay. Just a second for me to get it.
- Una limosna. - Vale. Espera un segundo.
Don’t you have a smaller bill, ma’am?
¿No tiene menos, señora?
I’m sorry. You can have the entire $50.
Lo siento. Te puedes quedar con los 50 Reales.
No, look, no one has change for $50, okay?
No. Es que nadie me da cambio, ¿entiende?
It will practically mould on me, okay?
Empieza a pudrirse, ¿entiende?
Look what I got. A stack of $100 bills.
Mira. Un fajo de billetes de 100.
No one will change it.
Nadie me da cambio.
It’s terrible, no one will sell me anything, no one will change it.
Es terrible. Nadie me vende nada. Nadie me cambia.
So please, I’m asking if you could get another thing, cause this…
Por favor, deme otra cosa, porque con esto...
You could buy food with it.
Podrías comprar comida con eso.
Yeah, but what kind of food? I’ll buy some bread, some chips…
Sí pero, ¿qué tipo de comida? Voy a comprar pan, patatas fritas
I’ll buy a bottle of liquor, which is gonna make a total of $7 tops.
y una botella de licor. En total son 7 Reales.
$7?
¿7 Reales?
If I get in the bakery with this, people won’t sell me anything.
Si llego a la tienda con esto, no me venden nada.
– Yeah, it’s complicated, right? – It sucks, okay?
- Ya... es complicado, ¿no? - Es una mierda, ¿entiende?
– Would you gimme $2? – What?
- ¿Tiene 2 Reales? - ¿Qué?
$2.
2 Reales.
– $2? – Don’t’ you have $2? – I’ll see what I have here, just a minute. – Okay.
- ¿2 Reales? - ¿No tiene 2 Reales? 23 00:00:45,001 --> 00;00:47,000 - Déjame ver. Dame un segundo. - Vale.
– Just a minute. I actually have $2. – Hey!
- Un segundo. Sí que tengo 2 Reales. - Menos mal...
Here. I think this will make $2, huh?
Toma. Creo que esto suma 2 Reales, ¿vale?
Oh no, for God’s sake, do not give me coins, ma’am!
¡Por el amor de Dios! No me de monedas, señora.
– What’s wrong with the coins? – No, not coins, for the love of God!
- ¿Qué te pasa con las monedas? - No. ¡Por el amor de Dios!
What’s wrong with that? This is money too.
¿Qué problema tienes? También es dinero.
No it’s not! If it were money, it’d be called money.
¡No! Si fuera dinero se llamaría dinero.
These are coins.
Son monedas.
Coins suck, there’s no place to put them, they’re noisy…
Son una mierda. No sé dónde guardarlas, hacen ruido...
I don’t want any coins. I don’t want any coins!
No quiero monedas.
– You don’t want any coins? – I don’t want any coins.
- ¿No quieres monedas? - No quiero monedas.
What am I gonna do with these, ma’am?
¿Qué voy a hacer con esto, señora?
If I take the bus, the collector will be aggressive if I ask him to pay for the ticket,
Para tomar un autobús el conductor se pone agresivo si quiero comprar un billete
and he won’t change the money.
y no me quiere cambiar.
And I won’t take a cab cause I won’t go anywhere with only $50 in Rio.
Y no voy a tomar un taxi porque con 50 Reales no voy a ningún lado en Rio de Janeiro.
– Take your $50. – Okay.
- Tome los 50 Reales. - Vale.
And I’ll give you this stack of $100, so you could buy a car to drive in Copacabana.
Y le voy a dar el fajo de billetes de 100 para que se compre un coche y ande por Copacabana.
Okay?
¿Vale?
– Okay, thank you. – Go in peace.
- Gracias. - Vaya en paz.
– Thanks. – Yeah… go.
- De verdad. - De nada.
– Bye. – Just go. – See ya! – You too.
- Adiós. - Venga. 44 00:01:32,400 --> 00;01:34,100 - Hasta luego. - Adiós.
May the pilgrims follow you!
¡Que los peregrinos la acompañen!
Tradução e legendas: Melissa Prado
Tradução e legendas: Jaime Hernández Lescún
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