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Hi, baby. Talk fast, I'm working.
-Hola amor, díme rápido que estoy trabajando.
Honey, you left your Facebook logged in in the computer.
-No amor, es porque dejaste Facebook abierto en tu computador.
Oh, I'm glad you called! I really needed to talk to you.
-Bien por haberme llamado amor, estaba necesitando hablarte.
Do me a favor. Go to the laundry. Get out of this room!
¿Me haces un favor amor?
-The laundry? -Yes.
¡Vé para el sótano, sal de allí ahora!
I need you to look for a steel screw
-¿Al sótano? -Sí, porque Felicio me preguntó si tenía un tornillo de acero.
<i>which is inside my tool box.</i>
Y necesito que vallas a la caja de herramientas.
You want me to look for it now? -You just said you were in a hurry! -No!
-Pero, ¿quiéres que vea eso ahora? recién dijiste que estabas apurado.
It's no problem. I just got a break.
-¡No! puedo hablar. Fue bueno que me llames porque me tranquiliza bastante.
Okay, but what do I do with the computer?
-Ok, entonces ¡qué hago con el computador?
Forget the computer! For God sakes, just leave it there!
-Olvídate del computador. Por el amor de Dios. Déjalo quieto.
Let's focus on the tool box.
¿Ok? Nos vamos a concentrar en la caja de herramientas.
Okay, I'm going to the laundry.
-Está bien Augusto, estoy llendo al sótano.
You have to check one by one! It's a very specific screw! It's made of steel!
-Tiénes que ver uno por uno, porque es un tornillo muy específico, es un tornillo de acero
-Augusto, the box isn't here. -What?
-Augusto, la caja no está aquí.
-Aline? What? -The screw box isn't here!
-¿Qué Aline? ¿Qué? -La caja de tornillos no está adentro de la caja de herramientas Augusto.
Okay then, since you're going to the bank, <i>pick some old clothes to give to the church.</i>
-Míra, aprovecha que vas al banco, y lléva unas ropas viejas a la Iglesia.
What do you think? We have lots of old clothes!
¿Qué te parece? aprovechá que tenemos mucha ropa en el armario.
Bank? I've been paying our bills through the internet for 2 years!
-¿Qué banco Augusto? Hace 2 años que pago las cuentas por computador, ¿estás loco?
Aline, no!
-¿Qué? ¡Aline no! ¡No!
It's very dangerous to pay bills through the internet!
Es un peligro pagar las cuentas por computador hoy en día.
But now I'll have to because the bank already closed.
-Pero ahora voy a tener que pagarlas por internet porque el banco cerró hace 4 horas. ¿Ok? besos.
-Bye. -No! No bye!
-¡No, no, no! ¡Besos no!
Where are you now? In the kitchen?
-Díme una cosa, ¿dónde estás?
So, tell me how many tiles there are on the stove's wall?
¿Estás en la cocina? Cuénta por favor cuando azulejos hay en la pared del horno.
-One hundred and forty. -140? ow do you know that?
-140. -¿140? ¿cómo 140? ¿De dónde sacaste 140?
Because 10 times 14 is 140.
-Por eso Augusto, 10 verticales por 14 horizontales ¿cuánto dá? 140.
You can't count tiles like this, you know that!
-¡No es así que se cuenta azulejos Aline y lo sábes muy bien!
You have to count one by one!
Tiénes que contar uno por uno.
-You sound weird. -It's how I speak.
Augusto, ¿por qué estás hablando así?
Maybe I'm speaking a little lower because Nogueira entered the room <i>and I have to show respect for the boss.</i>
-Es así que hablo, Tal vez... Estoy hablando un poco mas bajo... Porque Nogueira entró en la sala y tengo que mostrarle respeto al jefe.
-Baby! -What, Augusto?
¡Amor! -¿Qué Augusto?
You said it my YouTube or Facebook page was logged in?
-¿Dijiste que estaba abierto Youtube o Facebook?
I don't know, for me it's all the same crap.
-No sé Augusto. Facebook, Youtube, Twitter, es todo la misma mierda.
Yeah, baby. It's all the same crap.
-Sí mi amor, es la misma cosa.
Hi, Guto. You forgot your cellphone at home.
-Hola "Gu" Te olvidaste el celular en casa.
Yes, I have it with me.
Sí yo lo tengo.
Yes, I'm looking at it! Your cell phone is with me.
"Gu" lo estoy mirando, lo tengo yo a tu celular.
What? No...
-Sí.
Wait, you want me to read the Bible to you now?
No, espera. ¿Quieres que te lea la biblia ahora?
Like right now? Okay, Guto.
¿Ahora, ahora?
What passage do you want? The whole Bible?
Bueno "Guto". ¿Qué parte quieres? ¿Entera?
You want me to transcript the whole thing?
Mierda... Y tengo que traduzirla tambien "Guto?
Where am I going to get a Bible? We don't have one!
¿De dónde voy a sacar una bíblia ahora? No tenemos eso aquí en casa.
In Manaus?
¿Manaos?
Guto, I'm going to the gym, there's no time.
Míra "Guto" tengo que hacer Power Plates. No tengo tiempo.
No, the class is right now! It's a scheduled class!
¡No! la clase es ahora, es la hora combinada con el profesor. No puedo llegar a la clase. ¿Ah?
What? Okay, I can try catching a flight after the class...
Bueno, puedo intentar de comprar un vuelo después.
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