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JBU מציגות: נשואות
(TV) DAMN JACKIE! THAT COULD BE ANYBODY!
לעזאזל, ג'קי, זה יכול להיות כל אחד
What do you want to do for dinner?
מה את רוצה לארוחת ערב? - ללמוד לבשל
Learn to cook. So pizza? Yeah
אז פיצה? - כן
Do you ever feel like we're an old married couple? No, not at all.
את מרגישה לפעמים שאנחנו זוג נשואות? - לא, בכלל לא
Not at all?
בכלל לא? - לא
No We only hang out with each other
אנחנו מבלות רק אחת עם השניה, אנחנו אף פעם לא יוצאות מהבית
we never leave this house, and I haven't had sex in...
ולא קיימתי יחסי מין כבר... יומיים
two days! Oh! Who'd you have sex with?
עם מי קיימת יחסי מין? - חבורה של אנשים, זה לא משנה
Bunch of people, it doesn't matter. I think you're being ridiculous.
את מדברת שטויות, לדעתי. מה שיש לנו נפלא, כמובן,
I mean, what we have is great, sure, but it's nothing like the magic of an actual marriage. ♪(cheerful music)♪
אבל זה ממש לא קסום כמו נישואים אמיתיים
Morning, sunshine
בוקר, קרן שמש
Your breath smells awful! And you promised to love it forever!
הבל הפה שלך נוראי! - והבטחת לאהוב אותו לנצח
No, no, no!
לא, לא, לא
Come on! ugghhh
קדימה
And then I have to keep pulling them out contact after contact, until my arm can't move anymore.
ואז אני צריכה להמשיך למשוך אותן, עדשה אחרי עדשה עד שהזרוע שלי לא יכולה לזוז יותר
I've heard this before. I know, it's a reoccurring dream.
כבר שמעתי את זה בעבר - אני יודעת, זה חלום חוזר
She's so beautiful. I had no idea our love could create something so angelic.
היא כל כך יפה. לא היה לי מושג שהאהבה שלנו יכולה ליצור משהו כל כך מלאכי
She's cute, sure.
היא חמודה, כן
I could watch her sleep forever!
אני יכולה לצפות בה ישנה לנצח
You know what, let's cancel on the millers.
את יודעת מה, בואי נבטל עם משפחת מילר. אנחנו נשארות בבית הערב.
We're staying in tonight. We haven't left her alone in weeks!
לא השארנו אותה לבד כבר שבועות!
Ah, I know. Mom.
אני יודעת... אמא
We have two bathrooms!
יש לנו שני שירותים
And a bond closer than anyone we know.
וקשר קרוב יותר מכל אחד שאנחנו מכירות
Not on the toilet.
לא על האסלה
You never want to make love anymore.
את אף פעם לא רוצה לעשות אהבה יותר
You're insane.
את מטורפת
You're right, frigid wife troupe is tired,
את צודקת. קטע האישה-הפרידג'ית כבר נטחן ועדיף שלא נשתמש בו.
and we shouldn't use it. So, scrap that, and keep everything else as a frame of reference.
אז תשכחי מזה ותשאירי את השאר בתור נקודת ייחוס
I can't believe I listened to that whole thing, and there wasn't even
אני לא מאמינה שהקשבתי לכל הדבר הזה ואפילו לא הייתה סצנת סקס
a sex scene. Yes there was!
כן הייתה כזו
No, there wasn't.
לא, לא הייתה
Couldn't you? just watch her forever?
נכון יכולת לצפות בה לנצח?
Nope, I'm going out, and I might never come back.
לא, אני יוצאת ואולי לא אחזור לעולם
It's easy to leave when there's no paperwork!
קל לעזוב כשאין ניירת!
I own you. heh
את שייכת לי
You're insane!
את מטורפת!
Why! Just because I'm peeing through your legs?
למה? רק כי אני משתינה בין הרגליים שלך?
Subtitles by the Amara.org community
כתוביות ע"י קהילת Amara.org
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