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It's a beautiful painting, isn't it?
Ese cuadro es lindo.
-My grandma painted it. -I know.
Lo pintó mi abuela.
Wow, a fanny pack.
¡Mira! Una riñonera.
-Haven't seen one in years. -Why do we keep this?
Hace años que no veo una de esas. ¿Por qué será que la guardamos?
-Ronaldo. -What? Who's this woman marrying you?
Ronaldo, ¿y esta mujer casándose contigo?
I have no idea.
No tengo la menor idea.
-Have you been married? -Married, Marcia? I was married?
¿Ya te había casado antes? ¡Claro que no! ¿Casado, casado, Marcia?
-So who's this bitch here? -No idea.
¿Entonces quién es esa cualquiera? Qué se yo.
I am bald in the pic.
Estoy pelado en la foto, Marcia.
You're fat, old...
Estás gordo, viejo, raro, feo.
Weird, ugly... Only good thing is green eye, shanty with pool.
Lo único bueno que quedó son los ojos verdes, un desastre total.
For God! I got it, Marcia. This pic is of the future.
Ya entendí, Marcia, esa foto es del futuro.
This is a photo of the future. Don't you get it?
¿No entiendes lo que está pasando?
There was a rupture in space-time, a loss in time,
Hubo una especie de ruptura del espacio-tiempo un extravío espacio-temporal que hizo
and all of our present relocation is from the future.
que nuestra mudanza del presente fuera al futuro
Future coming to present.
y la del futuro viniese al presente.
If it's future, why this ugly frame, fanny pack?
Ronaldo, si es futuro ¿por qué ese portarretratos horroroso, esa riñonera?
Look. It's a blazer with a shoulder piece.
Mira esto, Ronaldo, un saco con hombreras.
Exactly. Future is vintage. The future is vintage.
Exactamente, el futuro es vintage, Marcia, el futuro es vintage.
Ronaldo, we need to revert this.
Ronaldo, tenemos que revertir eso urgente.
A Crocs.
Unos Crocs.
They won't be easy times. -Look at what I found. -My God!
No van a ser tiempos fáciles, mira lo que encontré:
Romero Britto's silverware.
cubiertos de Romero Britto.
It won't be easy. Ok?
Te digo que no va a ser fácil.
-Ronaldo. -My God! I know this person marrying you.
Ronaldo, yo conozco a esa mujer que se está casando contigo.
You don't. She's from future. Please, help me.
No, no la conoces, es mi mujer del futuro.
It's Julinha, Roberto's daughter.
Por el amor de Dios, ayúdame. Esa es Julita, la hija de Roberto.
What Julinha? She is a child.
Qué va a ser Julita, si es una niña, Marcia.
For God's sake! It's Julinha,
Por el amor de Dios, ¡es Julita, la hija de Roberto!
-Roberto's daughter. -A child.
Una niña, no, qué asco.
-It's disgusting. -A child now, but in the future she will be a woman.
Es una niña ahora, pero en el futuro va a ser una mujer, Marcia.
How can I be with you knowing you'll leave me
¿Cómo voy a seguir contigo
for your friend's daughter?
sabiendo que me vas a cambiar por la hija de tu amigo?
Take it easy, breathe. I am nervous too.
Calma, Marcia, respira. Yo también estoy nervioso.
Calm down. Get it? -We make the future. -We make the future.
¡Calma! Somos nosotros los que hacemos el futuro.
-Exactly. Be calm, honey. -I love you.
Somos nosotros los que hacemos el futuro. Exactamente, mi amor, tranquila.
I love you too.
Por el amor de Dios, yo también te amo.
What, Marcia?
¡Qué pasó, Marcia!
The plug will have four pins.
¡Los enchufes van a tener cuatro patas, Ronaldo!
Shit. No!
¡Qué mierda!
There's a wonderful pizza there. I always go there.
Una pizza maravillosa, siempre voy.
Order 4 cheese, it's famous there.
Si vas a pedir una, pide la de cuatro quesos,
You think 4 cheese is ordinary,
que es muy famosa. La de cuatro quesos normal no, pero la de allí…
but theirs is great.
¿Por qué estás mirando a mi marido, eh?
What are you looking at my husband?
¿Qué dices, Marcia?
-What is this? -Do you think I haven't noticed? Don't play dumb.
¿Te crees que no me di cuenta? No te hagas la tonta, ¿eh?
She's playing. She takes acting classes now.
Está bromeando, la tía ahora hace teatro…
-I act. -It's a character.
¡Sí, hago teatro!
You are ruining my marriage.
Está haciendo un personaje. Estás terminando con mi matrimonio…
Nice one! This is the character called "Crazy in the hood". It's a play she will be in.
Esa escena es la de la loca del barrio, una obra que va a hacer…
Marcia, for God's sake! I am asking you. Stop it, Marcia!
Por favor, Marcia, te lo pido ya basta, Marcia.
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