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Where are you going?
カフェで友達と会うの
I'm meeting someone for coffee.
何してんの？
What are you doing?
水分補給
Drinking water. It's really important to drink water.
水を飲むのは大切だからね
As an activity?
新しい遊び？
Who are you meeting?
友達って？
Hot Alyson.
イケてるアリソンよ
She's friends with Jenna from work
ジェナの友達だって
I'm actually late so..
あっ 遅れそう…
Why do you call her Hot Alyson?
「イケてる」ってどういうこと？
Well I don't call her Hot Alyson
私じゃなくて -
everyone in our group of friends calls her Hot Alyson
他の人が言ってるの
because she is very hot.
すごくイケてるから
I'm hot!
私もでしょ！
Ok.
あ…うん
I know all of your friends why don't they call ME Hot Alyson?
なんで私のこと、みんな イケてるって言わないの？
Err.. they have a different nickname for you
他の呼び方があるから…
Oh really, what is it?
うそ なんて名前？
Alliissssson
アリソン…
Raskin.
ラスキン
That's just my name Gabby!
私の本名じゃない！
Yeah, I'm gonna go,
あっ、行かなきゃ
What makes her so hot?!
何がそんなにいいのよ？！
Does she have big tits?
巨乳なの？
I bet she's blonde.
わかった！ブロンドでしょ
All the hot bimbos are blonde.
ブロンド=イケてる なのよ
Oh thank you!
うれしい！
Do you think about me when you're with her?
私のことなんて どうでもいいんでしょ！
I'm always thinking about you
気に掛けてるからこそ
that's why I don't do party drugs anymore
もうハメを外さなくなったんだよ
How do you spell her name?
名前のつづりは？
A
A
L
L
Y
Y
S
S
O
O
N
N
Damn it!
もう！
Y's are like the double D's tits of the alphabet!
セクシーな名前には 絶対「Y」が入ってる！
I think you're overreacting, nobody's even comparing you two.
アリソン、考えすぎだよ 誰も比べてないって
Of course not!
分かってない！
you don't compare meat and cheese because they're in completely separate leagues!
お肉とチーズを比べないのと 同じでしょ！
Ok I'm gonna go,
じゃ 本当に行くから
because you've reached your analogy stage.
話が長くなりそうだし…
Fine! Go hook up with her.
いいわ 好きにして！
and get her out of your system,
彼女と寝ればいいのよ
then I'll go back to being Hot Allison
次は私が「イケてる」アリソンよ
because there's nothing hotter than the unattainable.
手に入らないからこそ 魅力的なのよ
Well, Hot Alyson is straight.
でも彼女 ストレートだし
We're just very good friends.
ただの友達だよ
<i>crunches water bottle</i>
(ペットボトルを握りつぶす)
I'm doomed.
終わりだわ
YOU CAME BACK!
ギャビー！
Yeah, I forgot my phone.
携帯忘れちゃった
<i>sobs</i>
(すすり泣き)
You know, Hot Alyson would never make this kind of scene.
こんな大騒ぎしないから イケてるんだよ
My name's Elyysa now!
私Elyysa(エリサ)だもん！
With TWO y's!
Yが2つはいってるし！
Still not Hot Elyysa.
おんなじだよ
<i>sobs and weeps and cries</i>
(声を出してすすり泣き)
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