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Do it, Sidney… yeah, do it, do it.
Vai Sidney... Cosė... vai.
Closer. Grab her hair, grab it.
Vai... avvicinati. Prendile i capelli, prendili.
Tell her she’s looking fat.
Dille che č grassa.
– What? – Call her fat, say it, “you're fat”.
- Cosa? - Chiamala grassa. Dillo! Grassa!
You’re fat.
Grassa!
– Asshole! – Yeah…
- Coglione. - Cosė.
She beat me. Tell her that if she keeps gaining weight, I’ll cut off her credit card.
Mi ha picchiato. Minaccia di toglierle la carta di credito se ingrassa ancora.
It’s probably better if you say it yourself…
Non sarebbe meglio se lo dicesse lei.
I’m just watching here, you do what I say.
Io rimango a guardare e tu farai quello che ti dico, ok?
I was thinking that maybe you could cut down on carbs…
Stavo pensando che sarebbe il caso di diminuire un po' i carboidrati
Maybe you could cut down on food in general,
diminuire un po' il cibo
…so the hubby won’t cut off your credit card that you like so much…
perché tuo marito non debba toglierti la carta di credito che ti piace tanto.
Slap this little bitch, slap her.
Dā uno schiaffetto a questa porcellina, avanti.
– Slap this little bitch? – Harder, harder.
- Uno schiaffetto alla maialina? - Pių forte, pių forte.
– Little bitch… – Now do it with a closed fist in her stomach.
- Cosė? - Dai a mano chiusa sulla pancia.
But I would be attacking her if I slapped her on the stomach, bro.
Ma la mano chiusa sulla pancia č aggressione, amico.
Then the gigolo will be the incriminated one, the one on the newspaper’s front page.
Dopo č il gigolo ad essere arresttao, a finire su tutte le copertine...
– I really won’t punch her in the… – Okay, okay, okay…
- Non le darō alcun colpo... - Ok, ok, ok.
– Sidney, tell her… – I'll tell her.
Ok, ok, ok. -Sidney... - Sė?
That I want to put her mother in a nursing home.
- Dille... - Cosa? Io voglio mettere sua madre nella casa di riposo.
But take it easy, cause she’s gets very pissed when she’s talks about this.
Ma con calma che si incazza un sacco quando si parla di questo.
She’s right about getting pissed. It’s her mother after all.
E si incazza e ha pienamente ragione
Nursing home, nursing home… tell her, nursing home.
- perché é sua madre... eh. - Dille... casa di riposo. Casa di riposo.
So… Isabel, right?
Vai, vai, casa di riposo. Eh.. Isabel, vero?
– We were thinking… – Ask her, ask her…
Stavamo pensando Sonda, sonda...
That maybe it’s time for us to send your mother to a more placid place.
che magari č il momento per tua madre di andare in un posto pių tranquillo.
– Don't, don't… – A place that's kind of…
- Un posto pių... - Bagno con sale, bagno con sale...
Sunbaths, sunbaths… You know? Where she could play cards…
in cui possa giocare a carte...
– Canasta, canasta… – Where there’s lots of flowers…
- Canasta, canasta... - Dove ci siano tanti fiori
Maybe we could start planning her end of life? Are you telling me to send my mother to a nursing home?
- non sarebbe il caso di organizzare la fine della... -Parli di mettere mia madre all'ospizio? Č cosė figlio di puttana?
Is that it, you son of a bitch? Is that right? If you say nursing home, it seems like a bad place, but it isn’t, right, Marcos?
- Č cosė? - Parlare di ospizio fa pensare ad un brutto posto... non č cosė.
It’s like a prison that smells like fish…
- Non č un brutto posto, vero Marcos? - Č una prigione che puzza di pesce.
Now you’re not helping, I cannot help you like this.
Ma tu non aiuti e io non poso aiutarti.
Listen, it’s not like a prison that smells like fish… don’t listen to him.
Non č cosė, una prifione che puzza di pesce
It’s a nursing home. It doesn’t smell like fabric softener, but it’s a decent place.
non ascoltare quello che dice lui. Č una casa di riposo Non č un posto che profuma di ammorbimente
Sidney… Sidney.
ma č un posto accettabile. Sidney, Sindey...
Tell her that her cat didn’t run away, he didn’t.
dille che il suo gatto non č scappato.
I sent him to the pound.
Il suo gatto non č scappato, l'ho portato al canile.
Fleas, fleas!
Buga buga...
Did you use to have a cat?
- Avevi un gatto? - Sė.
He didn’t run away, your husband sent him to the pound.
Non č scappato, tuo marito l'ha portato al canile.
The pound…
Al canile.
– Yeah, he was sent to the pound. – Fuck, that’s hot, go on.
Č stato portato al canile.
– To the pound? – To the pound…
Cazzo, mi piace, vai. Al canile? Vai lā...
Hey, Sidney. You can go now, I’ll take it from here. Tradução e legendas: Melissa Prado
Sidney, puoi andare, ora vado avanti io.
Sidney, call my mother.
Sidney, telefona a mia madre.
– Your mother? – Yeah, call her.
Tua madre?
Tell her that I won’t come to her house on this Sunday.
Sė, telefona. Dille che questa domenica non vado da lei.
– You won’t? –Yeah, do it, tell her.
- Non vai? - No. Dai, diglielo, diglielo.
Sidney. Call my dentist, tell him that my dental crown fell off.
Sidney... dė... dė al mio dentista che mi č cadut il blocco.
Sidney, Sidney. Call the… order a pizza.
Sidney... Sidney... telefona... telefone... ordina una pizza.
– A pizza? – Yeah, order a pizza.
Pizza?
– Any special flavor? – Pepperoni…
Sė, ordina una pizza. - Quale preferisci? - Col salamino.
– A full pepperoni pizza? – Pepperoni…
- Salamino. - Intera?
– A full one? – Half pepperoni, half salted cod…
Mezza al salame e mezza col merluzzo.
Sidney.
Sidney...
– Call the cable TV… – The cable TV?
telefona alla NET.
Call the cable TV…
Alla NET?
– Is it “*”? – Go with the flow…
Telefona alla NET. Falli parlare, falli parlare.
– Should I dial “*” first? – Yeah, go with the flow.
Asterisco qui?
She is going to ask you and you’ll dial de numbers…
Eh, falla parlare... quando lei chiede tu schiacci i tasti.
All right.
Va bene.
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