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Guys, be careful, It’s kinda dangerous walking these rocks.
Attention, les gars. Ces roches sont dangereuses.
Just don’t make any noise, cause it will scare the… everything, right?
Ne faites aucun bruit, afin de ne pas effrayer... tout.
– What? – So... just don’t…
Comment?
Don't make any noise, okay? Ouch! I got something in my…
Ne faites aucun bruit.
Look! Now you can go straight ahead, that’s the pathway.
Descendez ici. C'est le droit chemin.
Hey, Noah, are sure about that?
Noé, êtes-vous sûr?
I’m absolutely sure, God told me that.
Je suis sûr. Dieu l'a dit.
But God told what exactly? “Call Paul and Djair” or…
At-il dit de choisir Paulo et Djair?
Yeah, exactly. He came to me and told me “Noah”!
il est venu à moi et m'a dit: « Noé... »
That’s how God’s voice is…
Vous savez comment sa voix est, « Noé... »
“Noah, call Paul and Djair, because they’re the right ones
« Appelez Paul et Djair, ils sont les bonnes personnes
...to get the couple of bears and take them to the ark Noah is building!”
pour prendre le couple d'ours et les emmener à l'arche que Noé construit. »
Noah, as in myself and Paul and Djair as in you two…
Je suis Noé, vous êtes Paulo et Djair.
So I guess that part was fully understood. Right? So…
Je pense que cette partie était claire.
But did He say our names like that?
At-il dit nos prénoms? Juste comme ça?
He did, and He said you guys are cool. See?
Oui, il a même dit que vous les gars sont cool.
– Right… – See? Yeah... He said that. So, I guess…
Il l'a fait. Donc je suppose...
– Bastard, bastard! Bastard, get it! – Wait, I have a rope here!
Merde! Merde! Allez-y.
– Get it and kill it! – What do you mean, killing it?
Tuez-le. Allez-y.
No, I mean, kill it, so to speak.
Non, non. C'est juste une façon de parler.
You shouldn’t kill it, just get it and then we’ll figure what to do with it.
Attrapez-le et puis on va déterminer ce qu'il faut faire.
I just want you to do it fast, because I’m already hearing thunders from Israel…
Allez, j'entends des tonnerres du côté israélien.
– There, can you see it? – I see, It’s right there. – Yeah, I see… – I can see it’s a bear…
-Je le vois, c'est un ours. -Vous avez résolu la charade.
Wow, how smart of you! Now that you’ve identified the animals, you can…
Vous êtes intelligents et avez identifié les animaux.
– Let’s go! – You can go! And I’m gonna wait for you on the tree.
Vous allez en avant et je vais attendre ici sur cet arbre.
– What? – What do you mean?
Quoi?
It’s just that… If something happens to you, I’ll be able to intervene…
Si quelque chose arrive à vous deux,
But if something happens, it’s better if we stay together, right?
Je peux faire quelque chose... Si quelque chose arrive, il serait mieux si on était ensemble.
But that’s not the deal, right? The deal was for me to be on the tree and you in the woods.
C'est pas l'accord, l'accord est je reste sur l'arbre et vous y allez.
Okay. Let’s just clear this up.
Oké. Répondez-moi.
Who is God, right? God is the guy who created, everything, me, you…
Qui est Dieu? Il est l'homme qui a tout créé.
But if God wants to put animals in the ark, with didn’t he make a ramp?
Vous, moi... Si Dieu veut que nous mettons les animaux dans l'arche,
God’s voice: “Bear, go to the ark! Giraffe…”
il pourrait faire une rampe! Il pouvait dire: « Ours, vas-y. Girafe... »
First of all, that’s not how God’s speaks.
Tout d'abord, Dieu ne parle pas comme ça,
Second of all, I don’t think it’s a good idea to challenge God.
et je ne pense pas que c'est cool de questionner Dieu.
But that’s not good for us. Cause they’re two bears… and we only have one rope…
Cela le rend difficile pour nous. Il s'agit de deux ours, et nous avons...
Relax, Djair, relax, listen.
Calme-toi, Djair. Calme-toi.
Listen. We can't go thinking this won’t work anyway. Right?
On ne va pas le faire pensant qu'il va mal tourner.
Let’s say, the worst happens. Djair, we'll be known as the men who captured the bears!
Supposons que le pire arrive. Djair... On sera connus comme les hommes qui ont capturé les ours.
– Yeah. – We’re gonna make history. Fine. But are you gonna put our names on the thing? On the book?
On entrera dans l'histoire. Vas-tu mettre nos noms sur cette chose-là? Le livre?
I promise you, I’m gonna put your name on the book….
Je vous promets que je mettrai vos noms sur ce livre.
It won’t be just "The Noah’s Ark", right?
- Il ne sera pas l'Arche de Noé? - Pas du tout.
Not at all. If you want, I can even write “Paul and Djair presents” down.
Si vous voulez, j'y mets «Paulo et Djair présentent»
Djair is spelled D, J…
Écris-le. C'est D-J...
Now, before we go, just in case…
Avant que l'on part, juste par précaution,
Do you think this rope, to get two bears, will be enough?
penses-toi que cette corde suffit pour deux ours?
Oh yeah, absolutely. The rope is more than enough. – Okay. – All right.
Oui, c'est plus que suffisant.
So, that’s it. Let’s go?
Alors, c'est tout. Allons-y.
Maybe it’s better if he went first, cause he has the rope, right?
Il devrait aller en avant, car il a la corde et cetera.
If Noah says the rope will be enough, I’m going first!
Si Noé dit que c'est assez de corde, je vais en avant.
– So maybe I’m not even going. – I'm going first! No, wait. But I think it’s better if you came, to help me pull.
Toi aussi, tu devrais venir pour m'aider.
Right... The important thing now is just going there.
La chose la plus importante est que vous devez aller.
– Okay. – Let's go, Djair.
Allez, Djair.
– Let’s go. – Let’s go, I’m going first.
Allez. Je vais en avance.
So go, we’re going together, you first, and I’ll be far behind you.
Allons ensemble. Tu vas en avant et je vais à l'arrière.
You'll be fine because it’s two bears for too people.
Deux ours, deux hommes, c'est juste.
– See? – You need that thing!
Tu en as besoin...
Yeah, I’m going… I’m going now! Take care.
À plus tard.
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À plus tard. Merde.
This way, guys!
Venez ici, les gars.
You should take this pathway, that’s the right one, there’s no other way.
Suivez ce chemin. C'est celui-ci, vous n'irez pas vous tromper.
But Noah, are you sure God told you it should be us?
Noé, êtes-vous sûr que Dieu a dit que nous sommes les élus?
I’m absolutely sure.
Oui.
He came to me and said “Noah, I want Matthew and Michael
Il a dit, « Noé, je veux Mathias et Miguel pour attraper les ours
to get a couple of bears and take them to the ark Noah is building.”
et les amener à Arche de Noé, que Noé construit. »
Noah as in myself and Matthew and Michael as in you two.
Je suis Noé et vous deux êtes Mathias et Miguel.
So… there’s no other way, it's just you two.
Il n'y a pas d'autre solution. C'est à vous, les gars.
You’ll have to go there. Yeah. So let’s go, right? Let’s go.
Vous devez y aller. Alors, allons-y.
– Good luck there, okay? – Okay.
Bonne chance, d'accord?
Everything’s gonna be fine.
Tout ira bien.
You're going a little too slow, but…
C'est plutôt lent, mais...
If anything happens, I’m on the tree, okay?
Si vous avez besoin de moi, je suis sur l'arbre!
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