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French Leonardo Da costa
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Come, guys! Look, it's here!
Hay gente, miren.
Let's see how she is going to welcome me.
No sé cómo me va a recibir.
I'm coming!
{i}¡Ya va!
I'm coming, goddamned!
{i}¡Ya va, carajo!
If you're in a hurry, stick your finger in your ass!
{i}¡Qué mierda! ¿Tienes prisa? {i}¡Métete la mano en el culo!
Who is it?
- ¿Quién es? - Hola, ¿qué tal?
Hi! How are you? I don't have any old bread here. No, no...
- No tengo pan viejo. - No, no…
That's me. Xuxa.
Soy yo… Xuxa.
That's me. Jessica.
Soy yo… Jésica.
Hi, Jessica! How are you?
Hola, Jésica. ¿Qué tal?
I was so so, but now it's like shit.
Estaba todo más o menos. Ahora está todo más o mierda.
What are all these people doing here?
¿Quiénes son todas estas personas?
That's my team, Jessica.
Este es mi equipo, Jésica.
You're taking part of Xuxa Meneghel program!
Estás en mi programa, ¡Xuxa Meneghel!
Is it Globo channel? No, it's Record channel, Jessica.
- ¿Es del canal Globo? - No, del canal Record, Jésica.
All right.
Ah, bueno…
Jessica, can I come in?
Jésica, ¿puedo entrar? ¿Puedo hablar contigo?
Can I talk to you? But why that?
Pero, ¿para qué?
Who do you want to talk to?
¿Con quién quieres hablar?
Do you have kids, Jessica? I was born without my uterus.
- ¿Tienes hijos, Jésica? - Nací sin útero.
Jessica, I'm sorry.
Ay Jésica, disculpa…
No, for me it's okay.
No, sin problemas.
For me kids are like pigeons.
Los chicos me parecen como palomas.
I don't like them.
No me gustan.
Well, Jessica...
Bien, Jésica…
In fact, I'd like you to take part in my program...
En realidad, quería que participaras en mi programa, ¿sabes?
Oh you mean it's a program like Extreme Makeover?
¿Es de esos programas que reforman casas de pobres?
There are so many termites here.
Porque a esta hay que hacerle la pintura.
No, Jessica.
No, no, Jésica.
Are you giving me a car? A diaper machine?
¿Me vas a dar un auto o una máquina de hacer pañales?
Furniture from Magazine Luisa store?
¿De esos que venden en el Magazine Luiza?
- No, Jessica! - Oh I know what it is!
No, Jésica. No es eso. No, no es, porque yo ya sé que eso
- You're from Luciano Hulk show, right? - No, Jessica. I know that!
es cosa del programa de Luciano Huck. - ¿Eres Luciano, no? - No, no… No soy Luciano…
I love Luciano Hulk! Angelica!
¡Angélica! Mándale un beso a tu esposa Angélica.
Send a kiss to Angelica! I'm crazy about Angelica! I think she is so beautiful!
Soy fan de Angélica. Me parece linda.
- It's not! - That's Celso Portioli show.
- No, no es. - ¿Es de César Portioli?
Xuxa Meneghel show.
No, de Xuxa Meneghel. Programa Xuxa Meneghel.
I don't know this program. I don't know.
No lo conozco. No sé nada de ese show…
Can I come in to talk to you?
Bien, ¿puedo entrar, Jésica? ¿Así conversamos?
No...
No.
- You know, I... - Jessica! - I wanted to know about your story. - Jessica!
- En realidad, lo que quería… {i}- Jésica. ¡Oye!
I'm coming, Guilherme! Goddamned!
¡Ya va, Guilherme! ¡Qué cosa!
I'm talking to the woman here!
Estoy hablando con una mujer.
Oh you can go.
- Dime… - Está bien, Jésica.
I don't want to talk to you anymore. Let's go, guys.
Puedes irte. Ahora yo tampoco quiero hablar.
I woke up for nothing!
Ya está, terminó. Vámonos, muchachos. Me sacó de la cama, ¿y para qué?
My God, I can't believe it!
¡Dios mío! No lo puedo creer…
Gisele, come here!
¡Gisele, ven rápido!
Eliana is here!
¡La presentadora Eliana está aquí!
- Oh my God! - Hi! That's Xuxa!
Dios mío… ¡Es Xuxa!
How are you?
¿Qué tal?
I used to be your fan!
Yo era muy fan tuya.
I watched you since I was young!
Te veía desde que yo era bien pequeña.
Are you still on Manchete channel?
¿Aún estás en el canal Manchete?
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