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A: What're you doing here?
A: Hva gjør du her?
G: I live here, I've always lived here. A: I always thought magic would make my
G: Jeg bor her Jeg har alltid bodd her A: <i>irritert stønn</i> A: Jeg har alltid trodd magi
life better not worse. G: I'm fucking with you, I slept with Joey
ville gjøre livet mitt bedre ikke verre
A: What? Why? G: For the sex mostly, which was fine.
G: jeg tuller med deg. Jeg lå med Joey A: <i>Gisper</i> Hva? Hvorfor? G: Først og fremst for sexen, som var helt ok
A: But Joey is Davis' roommate and Davis is my boyfriend.
A: Men, Joey er Davis romkamerat Og Davis er min kjæreste
G: Hmm...right. So? A: So it's messy, what if you and Joey
G: Mhm, også?
break up? G: Oh, I'm not gonna be boning Joey long
A: Så det er komplisert, hva om du
enough to dump him. A: Uh..Gaby! Did you know that Joey just
Og Joey slår opp? G: å, jeg kommer ikke til å ligge med
got out of a 5 year relationship and he's feeling very vulnerable and insecure
Joey lenge nok til å dumpe han A: Gabby! visste du at Joey
around women. G: No. Ew. We mostly talked about
nettopp kom ut av et fem års langt forhold! og at han føler seg veldig sårbar
Mr. Robot. A: Typical, You get to banter about
og usikker rundt kvinner? G: Æsj, nei?
non-premium cable and I'm stuck doing all the emotional heavy-lifting.
Vi snakker for det meste om Mr Robot. A: Typisk. Du får småerte og ha det gøy om kabel-TV
G: Allison, Joey's feelings aren't your responsibility.
mens jeg er nødt til å
A: Oh really? Then how come we talk about them all the time? I can't make it to
ta alvorspraten. G: Alison, Joeys følelser er ikke ditt ansvar. A: Virkelig?
Davis' room without a full debriefing about a cashier who looked at him in a
så hvorfor snakker vi om dem hele tiden? jeg rekker ikke å dra inn på Davis sitt rom
"strange way". And before you ask, "what made it weird?", he insists, it wasn't
uten å måtte høre om en kassedame som så på han på en "rar måte og før du spør,
weird, it was strange, in case that clears anything up for you.
hva gjorde det rart? han insisterer på at det ikke var rart det var merkelig
G: Why is Joey talking to you about this stuff?
i tilfelle det klargjør noe for deg
A: I don't know, cause I'm basically an unlicensed therapist and he doesn't seem
G: hvorfor snakker Joey om dette til deg? A: jeg vet ikke. Fordi jeg er omtrent
to have any female friends. G: He seemed pretty happy when...
ulisensiert terapeut og han virker som om han aldri har noen kvinnelige venner
A: I've seen Joey cry three times and to put that into perspective, Davis has only
G: han virket ganske glad nå- A: jeg har sett Joey gråte tre ganger
seen me cry twice. G: Hey, good for you.
for å sette det i et perspektiv har Davis kun sett meg gråte to ganger!
A: Thanks. I've been doing really well. It's harder when I stay here though cause
G: Hei! Bra for deg!
I normally just save up all the tears until night when he leaves.
A: Takk, jeg har vært veldig flink det er vanskelig når jeg sover over her da vanligvis bare
G: Like other people do with farts. A: I can't believe you had sex with Joey.
sparer jeg opp alle tårene til kvelden når han har dratt G: åja, slik som andre gjør med fis?
Now I'm in the middle and I'm gonna have to explain polyamory to yet another
A: jeg kan ikke tro at du hadde sex med Joey Nå er jeg i midten og
monogamous straight man. G: You're not gonna have to explain
må forklare polyamorøsitet
anything to anyone, Allison. Okay? Joey and I hooked up one time and now we're
til enda en monogam heterofil man G: du må ikke forklare noe som helst til noen, Alison
gonna spend the day at the beach if you and Davis wanna come.
Greit, jeg og Joey hadde sex en gang
A: You guys are going to the beach? For an entire day?
og nå skal vi tilbringe dagen på stranda hvis du og Davis vil være med
G: Sure, yeah. He seems to really love the beach. Pushed it pretty hard.
A: Skal dere til stranden? En hel dag? G: Ja! Det virker som om han virkelig elsker stranden
A: Ohh God, Gaby! He proposed to his ex- girlfriend at the beach and she rejected
Det virket som om han virkelig vile dra A: stønner
him. So now he's going to try and create new, happy memories there.
Gode gud, Gabby! han fridde til ex-kjæresten på stranda og hun avslo ham
så nå vil han prøve å lage nye lykkelige minner der
G: That's dumb. A: Well, it was my idea. And obviously I
G: for en dum ide A: vell, det var min ide
didn't have you in mind. G: Okay, still seems dumb.
og jeg tenkte så klart ikke på deg
A: Gaby, I forbid you from hanging out with Joey.
G: Ok, virker fortsatt dumt A: Gabby.
G: Well, that is going to be a hard pass for me, Allison, because I love to do
jeg forbyr deg fra å henge med Joey
things I'm not allowed to do and also Joey said he would pay for all of my food at
G: jeg ser vekk fra den. Alison, jeg elsker å gjøre ting jeg ikke får lov til
the beach. A: You know what? I thought I was gonna be
og Joey sa han skulle betale for all mat på stranden
the one to self-sabotage this relationship but it looks like you're gonna ruin it for
A: Vet du hva? jeg trodde jeg skulle være den som selv-saboterer dette forholdet
me. G: You really think Davis is gonna care
men det ser ut som om du
I'm sleeping with Joey? A: Not at first. But he'll start to care
kommer til å ødelegge det for meg G: tror du virkelig Davis bryr seg at jeg lå med Joey
once you're all Joey can talk about and
A: ikke til å begynne med
when my mere existence in this apartment creates tension because you haven't texted
men han kommer til å bry seg når du er alt Joey kan snakke om og mitt nærvær i denne leiligheten skaper spenning
Joey back and suddenly Davis and I need to watch FernGully with Joey until he can
fordi du ikke har svart på tekstmeldingene til Joey og plutselig må jeg og Davis se på
fall asleep. There's only a certain amount of times I can watch FernGully, Gaby,
Fern Gully med Joey til han sovner Det er en viss menge tid
and it's zero. G: Really? I love FernGully.
jeg akn se på Fern Gulley, Gabby og det er null.
A: So marry this guy and move somewhere else.
G: virkelig? Jeg elsker Fern Gulley.
G: Okay. Don't you think that maybe I'm not the problem here?
A: så gift deg med fyren! og flytt et annet sted
A: No. G: I mean, I'm not the main problem?
G: ok, tror du ikke at du kanskje jeg ikke er problemet her?
Seems like Joey sucks as a roommate and you shouldn't have to come to this
A: nei! G: Greit, jeg er ikke hovedproblemet det virker som om Joey suger som en romkamerat
apartment. A: But Davis lives here.
og du burde ikke måtte komme
G: So? Davis has a car. He knows where we live.
til denne leiligheten A: men davis bor her
A: I can date someone and only have them come to me?
G: hva så? davis har en bil?
G: Yeahh. I almost never do anything I don't wanna do and my social life is fine.
han vet hvor vi bor A: mener du at jeg kan være sammen med noen og kun ha dem komme til meg? G: ja!
jeg gjør nesten aldri ting jeg ikke vil
A: You know what? That's an amazing idea. I hate it here. It is very disgusting.
og mitt sosiale liv er flott A: vet du hva? d det er en fantastisk ide jeg hater dette stedet!
I'm gonna gather all my things that I keep in protective garbage bags and then never
det er veldig ekkelt jeg skal gå og samle alle tingene mine som jeg har i
come back. G: Good for you!
beskyttende søppelposer og jeg kommer aldri tilbake
A: Are you still gonna go to the beach with Joey?
G: Bra for deg!
G: Oh, absolutely. I love a man who's already broken.
A: skal du fortsatt til stranden med Joey?
<upbeat theme music>
G: Å, absolutt jeg elsker en mann som allerede er knust <i>musikk</i>
G: Hey, can Joey sleep at our place tonight?
G: Du, kan Joey sove over
A: One second.... G: NO!
hos oss i kveld?
A: ....just give me a push. G: Come on!
A: et sekund
A: I hate him, Gaby! I hate him!
G: NEEEI
<upbeat theme music>
A: bare gi meg et dytt G: Kom igjen! A: Jeg hater ham, Gabby! jeg hater ham!
A: Joey made a pass at me in the bathroom, but I said-"you snooze, you lose, Joey!"
<i>musikk</i> A: joey prøvde seg på meg på vei til toalettet, men jeg sa
G: I don't think that happened. <laughs>
"Ditt tap Joey" G: jeg tror ikke det skjedde
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