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-So? -I think it's too weird.
-¿Y entonces? -Me parece muy raro.
Do you want mom to get out?
¿Quieres que mamá salga del cuarto?
Mom, the problem is that he's my brother.
No… El problema es más el hecho de que él es mi hermano.
Adam.
¡Adán!
-What, Eve? -We have a situation. Solve it.
-¿Qué pasa, Eva? Acá hay un problema. Resuélvelo tú.
Azura, daughter,
Oye, hija…
dad has explained to you. What we must do here?
Papá ya te explicó más de mil veces: ¿Qué precisamos hacer en este lugar?
Populate Earth.
¡Poblar la Tierra!
Your mom and I have already had enough sex.
Tu madre y yo ya copulamos todo lo que era preciso.
We made everything here.
Dejamos todo lo que había que dejar en este lugar.
I am worn out. I can't do any more.
Yo estoy todo despellejado. No aguanto más fornicar.
You and your brother must cooperate. Go.
Llegó la hora de ser buena y que colabores.
What must I do?
-Entonces, por favor… -¿Qué tengo que hacer?
-Have sex with Caim. -I know, I know...
Tienes que hacer el amor con Caín… Sí, sí… Lo sé…
-But it's wrong. -There's your dad.
Pero está medio mal eso…
Can you get one of my ribs and make someone?
Ahí está tu padre, si quieres… ¿No me pueden sacar un costilla y hacer a alguien?
This way I get thin.
¿O de la cintura…?
Here down are useless.
De aquí para abajo no uso nada, es medio inútil.
Girl, I've already made the rib thing.
Hija, escucha… Yo ya hice lo de la costilla, ¿está bien?
It's not nice. Not worth it.
¡No es nada bueno! ¡No vale la pena!
After surgery, it sucks.
El posoperatorio es una mierda.
So please let it go, take of the bandage,
Entonces, por favor, entrega lo que tienes,
-and do it with your brother. -But, listen...
quítate esa gasa y entrégate a tu hermano, ¡vamos!
Caim will be dad and uncle of my son.
Entonces… Caín será el padre y el tío de mi hijo.
To continue procreation, this son must have a baby
Y para continuar la procreación, ese hijo tendrá que tener un hijo con otra hija,
with another daughter, daughter of his uncle.
¡que será hija de su tío!
-Can't you see? It's bizarre. -But there's only me, your mom,
¿No se dan cuenta? ¡Eso es bizarro! Pero acá solo estamos: ¡tu madre, yo,
-you and your brothers. -What do you suggest?
tú y tus hermanos!
I suggest we stay here, nice and cool,
¿Qué sugieres, entonces? Sugiero que nos quedemos aquí…
swimming in the river, eating fruits...
En paz, tranquilos… Nadando en el río, comiendo unas frutas…
-What about humanity? -Let's take it slowly.
¿Y la humanidad?
Let's take your time, procreating,
Va con tranquilidad. Al ritmo de ustedes.
you and mom.
Van procreando, tú y mamá…
And the lady wants nothing else?
¿Y la señorita no desea nada más?
Do you want a lychee "caipirinha"?
¿No quieres una {i}caipirinha{i} de frutas exóticas, muchacha?
Caim, go ahead!
Caín, muévete. ¡Vamos!
Fine.
Está bien, lo haremos.
We will do it. I will drink wine to relax, and will start.
Voy a tomarme un vino para relajarme un poco, y listo.
After that, Abel on me, right?
Y después viene Abel me agarra a mí, ¿no?
Son...
Hijo, ¿cómo…?
The objective is procreation,
El objetivo acá es más de procreación.
so there's no sense your brother on you.
Entonces, no tiene mucho sentido que tu hermano te agarre.
We can try. Maybe we have a son.
Bueno, lo intentamos. Tal vez salga un hijo.
If it's not possible, no sense eating ass in this house.
Y no si no sale, tampoco va a tener sentido que andemos comiendo culos en esta casa, ¿no?
Abel. Come here, quick, son.
¡Abel! ¡Ven aquí un segundo, hijo!
So, do you think you are pregnant?
¿Y entonces…? ¿Será que… estás embarazado?
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