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That's just great...
Era lo que me faltaba...
- Good afternoon. - Good afternoon, doctor.
- Buenas tardes. - Buenas tardes, doctor.
- You were driving with high blood pressure, huh? - I didn't notice...
- Pasó con una presión alta, ¿eh? - Ni me di cuenta...
You were at 160/100 and the limit is 120/80. Immunization card.
Pasó a 16-10 y aquí el máximo es 12-8. Carné de vacunas, por favor.
- You don't have the polio vaccine. - But I had it when I was a kid.
- No tiene la de la polio... - Pero me la dieron cuando era niño.
- Did you drive when you were a kid? - No.
- ¿Cuando era niño usted conducía? - No.
Not to mention your car is more than 20 years old and you don't have the tetanus vaccine.
Sin mencionar que, mire... su vehículo tiene más de 20 años y usted no tiene la antitetánica.
- Yeah, but tetanus... - You didn't do the vascular inspection...
- Sí, pero la antitetánica... - Le falta la inspección vascular...
But I have the vascular inspection protocol here...
Pero la inspección vascular yo guardé el protocolo...
It doesn't matter, I'll have to write you a prescription...
Pero eso no es suficiente, tendré que hacer una receta...
Please, doctor, cut me some slack...
No, doctor, haga una excepción, por favor...
I can't do that, the sphygmomanometer is connected to the system...
No hay forma, el esfigmomanómetro lo pasa directo al sistema...
Another prescription, my wife's gonna kill me...
Otra receta, mi mujer me va a matar...
You people only care when you get a prescription...
Ustedes solo lo piensan cuando reciben una receta, con el esfigmomanómetro no hay caso...
I didn't even know this road had a sphyg... sphygmoma...
Yo no sabía que esta carretera había esfigma... esfigmoma...
Sphygmomanometer.
Esfigmomanómetro.
- Sphyg... sphygma... - Sphygmomanometer.
- Esfig... esfigma... - Esfigmomanómetro.
- Sphygmo... - Sphygmomanometer.
- Esfigmo... - Esfigmomanómetro.
- Sphygmoma... - Sphygmomanometer.
- Esfigmoma... - Esfigmomanómetro.
- Sphygmoma... - Sphyg.
- Esfigmoma... - Esfig.
- Sphyg. - Consonant cluster.
- Esfig. - 'G' mudo.
- Sphyg. Sphyg. - Momanometer.
- Esfig. Esfig. - Momanómetro.
- Moma... moman... is it 'mo' or 'no'? - 'Mohawk'. Sphygmo... Sphyg-mohawk.
- Moma... moman... ¿Es 'mo' o 'no'? - 'Momia'. Esfigmo... Esfig-momia.
- Sphyg-mohawk? - No, sphygmomanometer.
- ¿Esfig-momia? - No, esfigmomanómetro.
- Sphyg. - Sphyg.
- Esfig. - Esfig.
- Momanometer.. - Moma... noma...
- Momanómetro. - Moma... noma...
- Sphyg. - Sphyg.
- Esfig. - Esfig.
- Momanometer. - Momanometer.
- Momanómetro. - Momanómetro.
- Sphygmomanometer. - Sphygnoma...
- Esfigmomanómetro. - Esfignoma...
Speech trouble, huh? Shall we blow on the breathalyzer?
Está con dificultad en el habla, ¿eh? ¿Vamos a medir el aliento?
What a bad breath!
Señor, tiene mal aliento, ¿eh?
I'll have to write you a oral hygiene prescription.
Le voy a tener que hacer una receta de higiene bucal.
No, doctor, please! Cut me some slack!
Ah no, doctor, ¡por favor! Una excepción, ¿sí?
Can't do that... What is this red eye of yours?
No hay excepciones... ¿Y ese ojo rojo qué es?
- Marijuana. - Marijuana?
- Marihuana. - ¿Marihuana? Marihuana...
It smells like boric acid.
¿Y por qué esto huele a agua boricada?
- But it's marijuana! - Boric marijuana?
- ¡No, pero es marihuana! - ¿Marihuana boricada?
- No, no... - You think I'm stupid!
- No, no... - ¿Me estás viendo cara de tonto?
This is conjunctivitis, I'll have to write you another prescription...
Eso ahí es conjuntivitis, tendré que darle una receta más...
- What is this? What's going on? - It's nothing!
- ¿Qué es eso? ¿Qué sucede? - No, nada...
- Does it hurt? Is it your arm? - It's a tingling in my left... right arm! Right arm!
¿Le está doliendo? ¿Es el brazo? Un hormigueo en el brazo izquier... ¡Derecho! ¡Derecho!
Not right, kid, wait...
Derecho no, joven. Espera... Espera...
- It's a heart attack! - No!
- ¡Es un ataque cardíaco! - ¡No! ¡No! ¡No!
A heart attack while driving right in front of me! What a nerve!
Un ataque cardíaco al volante frente a mí, ¡eres muy cara dura!
That's fatal! I'll have to take you to the 14th medical precinct.
¡Y es fulminante! Te llevaré al forense Nº 14.
That's just great...
Pero era lo que me faltaba...
Francisco, I need to tow a human, six feet tall, about 200 pounds.
Francisco... Tráeme un remolque humano, un metro noventa, cien quilos más o menos.
Big ears.
Orejas grandes.
Small.
Pequeño.
- It means 'bumping nasties'! - What is this mime dresser doing in your room?
Significa 'haciendo el ñaca ñaca'. ¿Qué hace esta mímica de cómoda en tu cuarto?
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