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Where are we? What am I doing here?
¿Dónde estamos? ¿Qué hacemos aquí?
Great names asked this same question, you know? In philosophy, in arts...
Grandes nombres se lo preguntaron, En la filosofía, las artes...
They got us, I can't believe it!
Nos atraparon, ¡no!
- Now our fate lies in the uncertain book of life! - Life? We're gonna die!
Nuestro destino está en el libro incierto de la vida. - ¿Vida? ¡Moriremos! - Podemos morir de sed.
- Of thirst, maybe. - A train will come and smash our heads! - Improbable. - Can't you see we're on a railroad track? - Can't you see we're on Brazil? - So what?
- ¡El tren nos aplastará! - Es improbable. - ¡Estamos en las vías del tren! - Estamos en Brasil.
Brazil doesn't have trains!
- ¿Y? - En Brasil no hay trenes.
France is the size of the state of Minas Gerais and has a bigger rail network than Brazil!
Francia tiene el tamaño de Minas Gerais y más trenes que Brasil.
What do France and Minas Gerais have to do with this?
¿Qué tiene que ver?
Nowadays, trains only exist as a Minas Gerais' slang, like "damn good train", "hey, check out that train!"
Que hoy el tren es solo una expresión, "¡qué buen tren!", ¡mira esos trenes!"
Or Raul Seixas, who would sing "there comes the train..."
O para Raulzito, que cantaría "mira, mira el tren..."
If it was today, Raulzito would sing about a truck!
Hoy en día Raulzito cantaría sobre camiones,
"There comes the truck... Buying expensive diesel... From beyond the private tollbooth..."
"Mira, el camión... Pagando diesel caro... Aparece detrás del peaje privatizado..."
"Bringing lemons... Which are expensive because everything's privatized..."
"Trayendo limón... Caro porque todo está privatizado..."
Did they hit you in the head? While you're singing, - the train will come and smash our skulls in the tracks! - I wish I was hit by a train.
¿Te pegaron? Mientras cantas el tren pasará y nos aplastará el cráneo. Quien pudiera morir por un tren...
If you wanna get hit by a train, fine, but I want to escape!
Si quieres morir, es tu problema, ¡quiero huir!
If we die hit by a train, we would get publicity for this cause!
Si nos atropella un tren, llamaremos la atención.
If you want publicity, that's your problem...
Si quieres llamar la atención, es tu problema.
The train whistle! The train is coming! The train is coming!
¡Aaah! ¡El silbato del tren! ¡Viene el tren!
The train! I don't wanna die!
¡Es el tren! ¡No quiero morir! ¡Aaah! ¡Aaah! ¡Aaah! ¡Aaah! ¡Aaah! ¡Ay, ay, ay, ay! Ay, ay, ay...ay...
Done?
¿Ya está?
- Right. You heard the whistle too, right? - I heard it, but it's from a nearby factory.
- También escuchaste el silbato, ¿no? - Sí, lo oí, pero es de una fábrica.
- It must be lunchtime or something. - So we're not dying by train, is that it?
- Debe ser el almuerzo... - No nos matará el tren, ¿no?
If they wanted to kill us, they would have tied us up on a highway, or an avenue.
Si quisieran matarnos, debían atarnos en una autopista o avenida.
- I see. - Or in a mall parking.
- Claro. - O en un shopping.
- Mall? - Have you tried to find a parking spot in a mall?
- ¿Shopping? - ¿Intentaste estacionar?
Nobody would mind killing two people for a mall parking spot.
A nadie le importaría matar a dos personas por un lugar.
So we'll die of thirst.
Entonces vamos a morir de sed.
For you at home, we're on Tied Up, with Elidio Sana.
Para todos en casa, estamos en "Atados", con Elidio Sanna.
Here's the question everybody's asking: Which rope do you use in your life?
Preguntaremos lo que todos quieren saber, ¿qué cuerdas usas?
I use Tommy ropes. Tommy ropes are tight without hurting.
Yo solo uso cuerdas Tommy, porque aprietan sin agredir, sin herir.
And it doesn't leave lint!
Y sin dejar hilachas, ¿no?
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